Seeing Yu Zifei in the past few days, I am obviously more arrogant, my eyes are no longer dodging, my words have confidence, and I will not fall when I walk... In short, when I face him, I feel that I am really different from before. Now, that feeling doesn't come out, but it's obvious. It was because I won for Jiang Li. In fact, I never quite understood the meaning of "winning". Originally, Yu Zifei and I didn't have any fights, so how could we win or lose
Jiang Li didn't explain my questions, but when I got impatient with the questions, he would hit me on the head, official banquet, you are really stupid.
Well, just be stupid, anyway, I'm not afraid of Yu Zifei now. Another reason why I think I'm not afraid of Yu Zifei is that I have a frightening pervert backing me up, and that pervert is of course Jiang Li. This is what the so-called "Brother Xinjiang, you are bold" means.
Contrary to me, every time Yu Zifei sees me, his expression will be more tangled, more tangled than losing money or job. I really like to see him like this, so I talk to him when I have something to do, and let him tangle up a few times.
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Jiang Li went out to drink tonight. There are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are kings. I wandered in each room by myself, feeling how wonderful and happy the world without Jiang Li is.
At eleven o'clock in the evening, Jiang Li finally came back, but he was helped back by someone. As soon as I opened the door, I saw Jiang Li, who smelled of alcohol, being supported by a handsome guy... He couldn't even stand upright.
The handsome guy supporting Jiang Li was very sober, and he politely called me "sister-in-law". I can vaguely recognize that this kid was involved in making a new house on the day of my wedding with Jiang Li. In other words, I am generally not easy to remember others, unless he is good-looking, and the handsome guy in front of me is one of them.
I enthusiastically invited them in (mainly the handsome guy, of course), and called on the handsome guy to throw Jiang Li on the sand. Then, while the handsome guy wasn't paying attention, I kicked Jiang Li hard.
The handsome guy probably thought it was inconvenient, so after throwing Jiang Li on the sand, he didn't even sit down, so he wanted to leave.
I enthusiastically sent the handsome guy out, and asked enthusiastically, "Brother, what's your name?"
The handsome guy smiled shyly and said, "Sister-in-law, my name is Han Xiao."
I turned my head and glanced at Jiang Li, who was lying drunk beside me, then frowned and said, "Why does this guy drink like this?"
Han Xiao smiled and said, "A few friends gathered together, Brother Jiang got a few extra drinks on a whim."
Can Jiang Li torment himself like this? Damn, ghosts believe it! But seeing Han Xiao's pretty face, I don't care too much, and Jiang Li usually bullies me a lot, it's called evil comes with evil.
Han Xiao left soon. Now, there is only an unconscious Jiang Li and a clear-headed official banquet left in the room.
I kicked Jiang Li, and put on the posture of a ferocious landlady: "Jiang Li, why don't you hurry up and get me up!" Well done, it's been a long time since I felt this good!
Jiang Li frowned, and muttered, "I have to go back, my stupid wife can't sleep alone at night."
Although he didn't speak very clearly, I could hear every word. I was so touched at the time, Jiang Li, Jiang Li, I didn't expect you to have a friendly side, it's good to be drunk, it's good to be drunk!
I shook Jiang Li, softened my voice, and said softly: "Jiang Li, get up, and go to the bedroom by yourself." I didn't have the strength to carry him on my back.
Jiang Li half-opened his eyes while I was shaking, and then slowly closed them after glancing at me. I spared no effort to continue to shake, moved to be moved, if you want me to carry you on your back, there is no way!
Jiang Li opened his eyes again under my shaking, still looking at me with half-opened eyes, and said inarticulately: "Official banquet."
Whoa, you know me? Great, keep shaking, and talk to him while shaking: "Yes, yes, it's me, you wake up, this sand is not as comfortable as a bed."
Jiang Li really sat up from the sofa staggeringly, I thought he was going to stand up, but I didn't expect him to lean on the sofa comfortably, and said like a gentleman: "Official banquet, go wash my feet. "
Tnnd, you don't forget to bully me when you're drunk! I slapped him on the head, and said viciously: "Go to bed quickly, don't mess with my old lady!"
Jiang Li struggled to get up from the sofa, and staggered towards the bathroom, talking to himself while walking: "I want to take a shower, how can I sleep without taking a shower?" Suddenly, he slammed and fell on the door of the bathroom.
I really can't see it anymore, if Jiang Li gets too many injuries today and leaves scars, then I will definitely not have a good life tomorrow. Thinking of this, I had no choice but to lean over and help him up from the ground, coaxing him while supporting him: "Hey, let's not take a bath, go to bed first, sleep is important!"
Jiang Li relied on my strength to get up from the ground, then he looked down at me and said proudly: "Want to sleep with me? You have a good idea!"
I:"… "
I just can't figure it out, Jiang Li, who was drunk for Mao, has not weakened his lethality...
I resentfully helped him into the bathroom, what a shame, just wash it, I'll drown you!
I threw Jiang Li into the bathroom and thought about it. But Jiang Li grabbed me and said very dissatisfied: "You want to wait for me to take a bath!"
I figured it out, Ya Jiangli treats me like a nanny, a maid, or a servant girl in his heart, or is he still so rational because Mao clearly asked me to help him
Forget it, forget it, what am I going to do with a drunk. Thinking of this, I smiled and said: "Okay, son, come on, mom will give you a bath!"
Jiang Li shook off my hand, angrily said: "Who is your son!" He started to take off his clothes.
I just stood there, staring at him blankly. Jiang Li... is undressing...
Jiang Li unbuttoned his shirt one by one. Because he was drunk and his hands were clumsy, he always unbuttoned each button several times before he could undo it. As a result, the process of undressing him was unusually long. I stared straight at his every movement, cheering him on in my heart. As the crystal buttons were undone one by one, Jiang Li's collarbone was exposed, Jiang Li's chest was exposed, and Jiang Li's abdominal muscles were also exposed...
I swallowed, and watched him take off his shirt, and watched him, exposing the man's cunt to me. I felt an itchy nose, so I wiped it subconsciously with my sleeve, then looked down at the sleeve, and was shocked... I have a nosebleed... Tmd, it’s not too late yet, official banquet you, a guy who has never seen the world, what are you doing? It's so shameless...
Jiang Li was already fully into the drama, thinking about taking a bath, he had long forgotten that there was an adult female human looking at him with shining eyes.
Jiang Li got carried away and started to untie his pants, and after a long time, he finally undid them and took them off. Jiang Li's slender legs finally appeared in front of me...
Then, only the last panties are left.
In order to avoid the embarrassment of excessive blood loss, I decided to avoid it for a while, so I covered my nose and wanted to evacuate. This place is too bloody and crazy, it's really not a place for people, let alone a place for women!
Jiang Li quickly carried me back who was about to step out of the bathroom, and said dissatisfiedly: "Hurry up and put the water on me!"
I covered my nose, squatted by the bathtub to drain Jiang Li, and sighed sadly: Jiang Li, Jiang Li, I understand your abnormal sexual orientation, but you can take care of my sexual orientation too, okay? Damn, having such a beautiful male body dangle in front of me, and let no one live... Later, the old lady is very beastly, so you can ask for blessings...
After the water was finished, Jiang Li stepped into the bathtub, leaned on the bathtub contentedly and hummed twice. My eyes wandered back and forth on the naked body in the water. At this time, there was only clear water in the bathtub, and I could see the contents clearly, so I... had a nosebleed once again. Damn, this day is really over!
Jiang Li squinted his eyes, shook his head and talked to himself for a while, then suddenly said: "Official banquet, take a mandarin duck bath with me."
Yuanyang, you big-headed ghost's bath, I'm about to die in battle! I blocked my nose and stood up to leave. No, I can't stay here any longer. I figured it out, it turned out that Jiang Li's most lethal weapon was not his brain, but his body! Laozi has already suffered countless defeats under his brain, and of course he can't please his body. Grandma is a bear, you are gay, and you don’t like women very much, you have such a figure that seduces women, what a shame!
I was about to leave, but suddenly Jiang Li's whole body sank into the water! He was lying on the bottom of the bathtub, staring at me with wide eyes, which made me feel tense... What the hell, is this guy going to commit suicide
Jiang Li lay in the water with his eyes wide open, looking at me motionless. The water in the bathtub was rippling, accompanied by the yellowish fluorescent lamp, the beauty actually made people feel sad. At this moment, Jiang Li is like a dying mermaid, lying quietly in the water, without any nostalgia for the world. My breathing was stagnant, and I stared at his body in the water, forgetting about the nosebleed.
I just feel that Jiang Li seems to be melting in the water and going away from me.
My brain got hot, and I lay on the edge of the bathtub, desperately pulling Jiang Li upwards, shouting while pulling: "Get up quickly, you are dying!"
I tugged twice but didn't move. I was just about to drain the water in the bathtub when suddenly a strong force came and dragged me straight into the bathtub.
I was thrashing about in the bathtub, cursing inwardly, "Damn Jiang Li, I've turned against you!"
The tub is so big that two people can take a shower together. Of course, I'm not in the mood to take a shower with Jiang Li now. I grabbed Jiang Li, pushed his head into the water, and pulled him out again. I repeated this several times, and abused him while cursing: "Tell you to be disobedient, tell you to bully my old lady, you bastard bastard... "
Jiang Li broke away from me, and argued in an unprecedented serious tone: "I'm not a bastard, I'm a fish."
I:"!!!"