This time Malatang was eaten by me and the box as "He Zi and Guan Yan's friendship memory meeting". During the meeting, we both cried and laughed at times, exposing each other's embarrassing stories, and drinking beer until the boss came After urging people, I reluctantly checked out and left.
At that time, I felt emotional, we have only known each other for more than 20 years, and we can expose each other until midnight, so when we have known each other for more than 50 or 60 years, wouldn't it be a three-day statement? night? It's pretty scary when you think about it.
I put my idea into the box, but she waved her hand and said inarticulately: "You are married, how do you have so much time to spend with me? If you want to reveal it, your BMW brother will have to do it too." …”
"His name is not BMW, his name is Jiang Li." While I was sad, I did not forget to correct him. Although this name is not much better than BMW, I have seen this name in several fantasy novels.
At this time, the box became more poetic, and it shouted against the night wind: "'Hu Jiangli and Pi Zhixi, Ren Qiulan admires', good name, good name!"
Sure enough, when I utter the truth after drinking, I have already seen that the inside of the box is actually a poet who is extremely coquettish, otherwise I wouldn't be reciting "Li Sao" messily in the wind.
So I poked her tits and said disdainfully, "Then why isn't he called Qiulan? What an elegant name!"
"Qiulan is a woman's name."
I just wanted to praise the box for being sober, but suddenly I realized that the person who said that just now... was a man
When I turned back suddenly, I saw a male human standing under the streetlight behind us, looking down at us. He was against the light, his eyebrows and eyes could not be seen clearly, but I could still vaguely see that he was... Jiang Li? !
Damn, I'm not drunk...
I rubbed my eyes, then took a closer look at him, yes, it was Jiang Li. So I greeted him embarrassingly, and said, "What a coincidence..."
He walked over, glanced at the finger I just poked the box with, intentionally or unintentionally, and said flatly: "So you really like this, no wonder you agreed to marry me so quickly." Gay and 1es are a perfect match.
I re-examined the D-cup of the box, shook my head and said, "I'm not that heavy, hehe..."
Jiang Li looked at the drunk and unconscious box in my arms, and said, "I'll take you back." He said in a very sure tone, the kind that won't allow others to disobey. I sigh, this man... is strong...
Coincidentally, it saves the cost of taking a taxi. Anyway, he is already my husband, so he can use it when he needs it. I was just about to greet him symbolically, but I saw Jiang Li say to a person behind him: "Go back by yourself first."
Only then did I notice that there was a man behind him. I craned my neck to look over, my eyes widened immediately and I was speechless.
Rely on it, rely on it, God is so unfair! ! ! Why is this guy Mao prettier than me...
Those pair of graceful eyebrows, those vivid eyes, and those lips that make people want to bite, plus the flawless skin... If I didn't know that Jiang Li is gay, I would have thought that He's actually a man in disguise...
Jiang Li probably misunderstood me. At this time, he said to me coldly and with disdain, "You don't like meat and vegetables, and you can eat both men and women?"
I just realized my gaffe, so I coughed in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Hehehehe, where is it, how dare I hit your people's idea... Well, since you are dating, then we won't bother you..."
Before he finished talking, Jiang Li interrupted: "Let's go, women are always so long-winded."
I dragged the box and followed Jiang Li, and looked back at the handsome man with unsatisfied interest. Although I couldn't see his expression clearly at the moment from a distance, I always felt that there was a burning warmth in those blurred eyes. , hatred
This world is rather chaotic. I think I, who is not drunk for a thousand cups today, was really drunk for one day.
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Box was already drunk and delirious at this time, and everyone was angry, but he still didn't forget to embarrass me. She was sitting on the back seat of Jiang Li's car, leaning on my shoulder, and said, "Ask your BMW brother to pick us up, aren't you already married..."
Jiang Li said in a bad tone, "Brother BMW? Is this how you introduced me to her?"
I scratched the back of my head and smirked: "She knows nothing by herself."
The box continued to hum: "Didn't you fall in love at first sight?"
Jiang Li mocked, "Love at first sight?"
I continued to play dumb: "She is self-taught." What, do I really have to tell her that you are gay
Box's body slumped limply, I picked her up and leaned on my shoulder again, she articulated again (note this word, I am very depressed!) and said: "If he dares to treat you badly, I will eunuch you!" killed him!"
Jiang Li seemed amused: "Eunuch me?"
I closed my eyes and meditated, blocking out all sound waves.
In the end, amidst the box's gibberish, Jiang Li summed it up sharply: "Like attracts like."
After waiting for a long time, I didn't hear his phrase "people are divided into groups". I calmly, angry.
Because I was very calm in anger, I did nothing, leaned on the car and continued to pretend to be deaf.
I summed up my impression in Jiang Chui's mind.
First, no inspection? Get married on the first date. Second, do men and women take it all? Molesting his best friend, and eyeing his girlfriend, this also proves the number one. Third, reality? Using "BMW Brother" to introduce him can also verify the next step. Fourth, vanity? Claiming to be "love at first sight" with Jiang Li. Fifth, sturdy? weird? I don’t want to come up with this, after all, the artistic conception of the word “婚” is too far-reaching and ethereal...
The atmosphere in the car was a bit awkward for a moment, the box continued to babble, and neither Jiang Li nor I spoke.
When approaching my house, Jiang Li suddenly asked: "Do you live with her?" Just now Jiang Li asked me where her house lived, and I gave the same address as mine, and his eyes were a little weird at that time.
I shook my head and explained: "No, we are neighbors," and then I hesitated for a moment before adding, "I'm not Lala."
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I know that gays generally don't like to touch women, so I rejected Jiang Li's kindness to help me very empathetically, and climbed upstairs with the box alone. Fortunately, both of us live on the second floor, so it is not difficult to climb.
I dug out the key to their house from the bag in the box, I quickly opened the door, turned on the light, entered the bedroom, and threw her on the bed. Box's parents don't live with her, that is, this twenty-seven-year-old woman lives alone...it's good to not have her parents by her side, she can drink whatever she wants and stay home until midnight, and I...it's okay, Anyway, all the sisters have marriage certificates, and the old lady will have nothing to do with me in the future, so she can't always discipline me for her son-in-law, right? Thinking of this, the more I feel that my decision to get married is really wise. Anyway, after I get married with Jiang Li, I can go back whenever I want, and he doesn't care about me if I don't return home at night.
I tiptoed home, thinking that my mother was already asleep, but I didn't expect that I had just taken two steps into the living room, and the lights inside were instantly bright.
My mother was standing at the door of the bedroom, looking at me with resentment on her face. Seeing the flames of guilt in my heart flickering, I wished I could hold my mother's thigh and cry bitterly, denouncing my mistakes.
My mother didn't wait for my words, and preemptively said in a mournful voice: "Yanyan, how can you bear to let your mother and I guard the empty room alone?"
I:"… "
Cough, you read that right, you really read that right! This is my magnificent mother. I have been fighting wits and shame with her for more than 20 years. Is it easy for me? I...
So at this moment, I swallowed my saliva, and replied weakly: "I'm back, haven't I?"
My mother used her fifty-year-old body and twenty-year-old skills to drift in front of me in an instant, sniffed me up, down, left, and right, and said with a frown: "Going to drink again?"
I frankly denied: "No, it's the box, she was so drunk, I just sent her back." Box, my sister promises, this is the last time to betray you.
Mom rolled her eyes and said that she absolutely did not believe my nonsense: "I thought you were on a date, but it turned out that you were fooling around with the box again."
I corrected her righteously: "Mom, it's not fooling around with boxes, it's fooling around with men."
Mom yawned sleepily: "I wish you could hang out with men a few times."
I looked at my mother's tired face, and thought to tell her now, would it be more lethal
So, I pulled my mother to sit on the sofa, politely took out the big red book from my bag, and put my hands in front of my mother: "Mom, let me show you something."
My mother took the marriage certificate and complained as she flipped through it: "You child, why did you just take away other people's marriage certificates... If you have one yourself, you should..." At this point, the words came to an abrupt end.