Flash Marriage

Chapter 30: 30) Body art

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I suddenly felt a little discouraged. You and I are normal people, what is the comparison with a drunk. So I suddenly felt extremely bored, so I had no choice but to stand up and plan to step out of the bathtub, leaving Jiangli to toss in it alone.

But Jiang Li didn't intend to let me go. This delirious guy suddenly grabbed me, pushed me back into the bathtub, and before I knew what he was going to do, this guy hugged me from behind, then bowed his head... bit me neck... I was taken aback, and I haven't recovered from it for a long time.

Jiang Li's biting strength is not strong, he is like gnawing sugarcane, rolling around on the back of my neck, biting once, feeling unpleasant, then changing another place, continuing to bite, and licking my skin lightly with the tip of his tongue in the meantime , made me tremble all over, and the hairs stood on end. Damn, even if you're a dog, I'm not a bone, so why bite!

At this moment, I don't care what Jiang Li wants to do anymore, I guess he doesn't even know what he wants to do. I struggled hard, but Jiang Li's hands were extremely firm. In desperation, I had no choice but to fall backwards hard, Tnnd, I crush you to death!

Jiang Li was successfully attacked by me, and fell down behind me. Then, with a muffled sound, Jiang Li's body completely relaxed.

I got up from his arms and stepped out of the bathtub. Then I squatted down to look at Jiang Li carefully. At this moment, he was leaning on the bathtub with his eyes closed, motionless.

I put my finger up to his nose, still gasping. So, maybe the back of his head hit the edge of the bathtub just now, and he fainted? I was worried, so I pinched his nose again, shook it over his eyelids, and finally confirmed that this guy had indeed passed out.

It's troublesome now, Jiang Li is such a giant, how can I transport him back to the bedroom? Or just let him sleep in the bathtub overnight? If he is allowed to sleep in the bathtub, then his old bones will probably be scrapped...

Forget it, let's do it to the end, let's find a way to transport him back to the bedroom.

I first changed into a set of dry pajamas, then went back to the bathroom, drained the water in the bathtub, dried Jiang Li's body, and dragged him out of the bathtub with all my might. Jiang Li slept like a pig, he didn't wake up even after so much tossing.

Dragging Jiang Li out of the bathtub has already wasted a lot of my strength, but now, I have to drag him from the bathroom into the bedroom. From the bathroom to the bedroom, go through the living room. I squatted at the door of the bathroom, looking at the spacious living room, and for the first time felt that the size of the house is not a good thing.

Well, anyway, let's get to work.

I wrapped Jiang Li's heavy parts with a big bath towel, this would prevent me from losing too much blood during the transportation process and give up halfway. Then, the gorgeous moving project began.

My mental process while carrying is documented below.

It would be great if Jiang Li was so tall, but it would be great if he was only 1.6 meters...

It would be great if Jiang Li's pectoral and abdominal muscles changed...

If only Jiang Li's arms and legs were thinner, it would be even better if he was shriveled...

If Jiang Li was only ten years old, that would be fine...

If Jiang Li is a mouse...

Half an hour later, I wiped the sweat from my forehead and dragged the dead guy to the bed in one go. Good job, my mother's potential is really exploding. When I think of dragging a big man who is about 1.8 meters to the bed (I want to face the wall and think about it~), I have a special sense of accomplishment!

I squatted on the bed and admired the body art for a while. After a nosebleed, a very...interesting...idea suddenly popped into my head.

People, there are always more or less perverts, not to mention staying with a heavyweight pervert like Jiang Li for a long time, if I remain normal, then it is called a real pervert... Well, what I mean is, Considering Jiang Li's oppression on me and his nosebleed body art, no matter how perverted I am, it's not an exaggeration, right

So I thought, it's better to take advantage of the beautiful scenery on this beautiful day and do a real body art. I want the beautiful scenery in front of me to stay not only in my mind, but also in my... netbsp; I pulled out the camera and took a few photos of Jiang Li's body. I didn't think it was enough, so I took off the big bath towel around his waist and threw it aside, and took a few restricted photos of him (during which he had some nosebleeds). Later, I felt that it is meaningless to fully expose, and it is uncivilized, unaesthetic, vulgar, and not enough to attract people's imagination. This is not the highest state of art... So I enthusiastically helped Jiang Li posed various provocative poses, and then recorded his infinite charm one by one (nosebleed...).

While stuffing my nose, I looked at Jiang Li's photo in the camera, feeling that my hard work just now had been rewarded, and I was extremely excited.

So I slept soundly that night.

In the morning, I was in a drowsy sleep when suddenly a violent shaking woke me up. Half asleep and half awake, I jumped up from the bed, grabbed my clothes and ran out, shouting, "It's an earthquake!"

Before I got out of bed, someone grabbed my arm and threw me on the bed.

I was lying down and saw Jiang Li staring straight at me, there seemed to be anger and awkwardness in his eyes. He half-covered the quilt, exposing his collarbone and left chest. I looked at his tense face, and I no longer had the heart to appreciate the beauty in front of me... The drunk Jiang Li is cuter, he takes pictures for free, and he can choose any pose and size.

Jiang Li asked me in a calm voice: "Guan Yan, what did you do to me last night?"

I was a little guilty, but I was a little bit dissatisfied: "Hey, why don't you ask what you did to me?"

Jiang Li frowned and thought for a moment, then shook his head and said, "I only remember drinking, and then... and then I don't know."

I pushed forward: "Yes, yes, being drunk is really a good reason. Anyone who has done bad things, as long as he is drunk, he can excuse everything!"

Jiang Li's arrogance was much lower, he looked at me strangely, and asked: "I really don't remember, could it be that I..."

So I became even more arrogant: "I, your wine quality is really not very good. You'd better inform me three days in advance if you want to drink again in the future. I will definitely avoid you!"

"Then," Jiang Li scratched his head, as if making up his mind, "I will take responsibility for you."

I broke out in a cold sweat: "Responsible...responsible?"

Jiang Li shook his head heavily, as if he was very unwilling to accept this decision.

I sat up, then picked up the pillow and buckled it on his head. While buckling it, I said fiercely: "You gay, no matter you are responsible or you are responsible, you can't find it on my head, right?"

Jiang Li didn't dodge my attack, he waited for me to stop, and said in a dull voice: "But we last night..."

"It took me almost an hour to drag you from the bathtub to the bed last night, it's that simple!" It also caused my old lady to lose hundreds of cc of blood... Of course, I'm not ashamed of this.

Jiang Li looked at me suspiciously, then pulled the quilt away suddenly, pointed to a smear of red on the bed, and said, "Then, what is this?"

I stared at the red color on the bed, and my face suddenly turned red: "Well, it's... nose... nosebleed..." Then I looked up and saw Jiang Li's body exposed by pulling the quilt, and my nosebleed came out again... Fortunately I was used to it last night, so I skillfully raised my sleeve to block the nosebleed, without paying any attention to it.

Seeing me wiping my nosebleed, Jiang Li frowned, his lips curled up, and said, "Guan Yan, do you have a crush on me?"

I smiled like a female bandit: "Well, if I had a crush on you, would I still keep you until now?" I put you on the spot last night!

Jiang Li smiled like a hooligan: "When did you really fall in love with me secretly, I will let you taste it for free." It turned out that Jiang Li was a wretch, and he was also a leader in the wretch world, and his skills were not inferior to Wang Kai, an authority in this field.

I ignored Jiang Li, walked out of the bedroom holding my nose to wash up, and left Jiang Li alone to change clothes.

With my personal hygiene done, I'm refreshed and ready to make breakfast. At this time, I heard Jiang Li's roar in the bedroom: "Guanyan, come here!"

"What's the matter?" I walked into the bedroom impatiently, "I really didn't taste you yesterday..." At this point, I froze.

Jiang Li is holding a camera right now, a pink one, Sony's, a camera... It's the one I used when I took a photo of him last night.

I really regret it. I put the camera on the table after taking the photo. I thought about it again this morning. I didn’t expect Jiang Li to wake up earlier than me. Forgot about it.

At this moment, Jiang Li's hand holding the camera trembled a little, which showed that he was extremely angry. Of course I'm shaking too because I'm afraid...

I was stunned for a while, and then I took the lead, offering my trademark dog-legged smile: "Jiang Li, I was thinking of talking to you about this matter. I have recently become obsessed with body photography, and I can't find a model..." I While talking, he quickly grabbed the camera in his hand, but unfortunately he was still a step too late. I giggled silly, afraid that Jiang Li would come up with some perverted tricks to treat me.

"People, body, photography, shadows?" Jiang Li narrowed his eyes, "It happens that I like it too, come on, take off your clothes, and I'll take some pictures for you too."

I jumped away: "Don't... I won't bother you anymore, hehe, hehehehe..."

Jiang Li: "You've seen me from head to toe, so I have to see it back, right? Otherwise, I'll be at a disadvantage." Good luck, what logic is this!

Seeing that I just laughed, Jiang Li added: "Of course, even if I've seen all of you, it seems that I'm the one who suffers in the end... What's so good about your figure!"

I was a little furious, but when I thought that only a man's body was more interesting in his eyes, I was relieved. So I continued to smile: "I was also forced to help..."

"Really?" Jiang Li raised his eyebrows, and then pulled out the camera's memory card, "If you dare to do this next time, let's see how I deal with you."

I really feel sorry for my body art: "Jiang Li, please return the memory card to me."

Jiang Li raised his eyes and glanced at me: "Do you think I will?"

Me: "I have already copied several copies of the photos in it, and it is useless for you to keep it."

Jiang Li: "Then you still ask me?"

I:"… "

Tnnd, digging a hole and burying myself, lifting a rock to shoot myself in the foot, is me.