Today is Saturday, no work.
At noon, when I was surfing the Internet, Jiang Li suddenly said, "Guan Yan, go check your blog."
So sadly, I browsed my own blog again as a tourist, to see what happened to Jiang Li again.
As expected, Jiang Li did not disappoint me. As soon as I saw the title of the latest log on the blog, I had the urge to bang my head on the monitor.
The gorgeous headline floated on the blog page: I secretly took a photo of my husband's seductive pornography in the middle of the night!
I immediately shivered, well, although I admit that your photo is indeed very xx and xx, but you have to use such nasty words to say all these things in my name, I really can’t accept it ... What's more, you judge yourself like this, don't you have a thick skin, you...
I looked at his diary again, it was very short, and it was a summary of how much this blogger loves her husband and how charming her husband is... Except for making my stomach churn, everything else is normal .
Then there are pictures. Jiang Li is quite sensible, he only uploaded a few "pornographic photos" that he couldn't see clearly, and the scale was not very big, but they looked particularly "attractive".
I have seen those photos, and I have seen the more exaggerated ones, so I glanced at them, then skipped and read the comments below.
My blog traffic is not very good, let alone comments. As a result, as soon as Jiang Li's photo came out today, there seemed to be an explosion below, and there were many more comments all at once. Most of them were drooling over Jiang Li's "pornographic photos". Facing these perverted women, I am a little speechless. If they knew that Jiang Li was gay, wouldn't they have such a strong reaction
Of course, Jiang Li's reply made me even more speechless compared to the messages from the prostitutes. for example:
Netizen a: Your husband has no clothes on!
The blogger replied: Yes, I didn’t wear them either.
(You didn't wear it, but now you represent me!)
Netizen B: What did you do last night
The blogger replied: I didn’t do anything, do you believe it
(You're so drunk, I don't believe what you did.)
Netizen c: Your husband is so handsome! You are also a big beauty, right
The blogger replied: I am not a big beauty, I have no face, no breasts, no figure, and I am stupid.
(Turn up the table! I have a face and a figure, okay? Isn’t it just breasts...but I still have them!)
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The more I read it, the more sad I became, and I immediately left a message for this diary: This man is gay at first glance, what is there to show off!
I went online for a while, then returned to my blog, wanting to see everyone's reaction to the fact that Jiang Li is gay. However, when I opened that diary, I saw gorgeous scolding below. Except for a few booing supporters, most people think I'm jealous, sinister, and have malicious intentions... Compared with the messages from those who don't know the truth, Jiang Li's reply is much more polite, but it makes me even more angry. He: "I understand your feelings, but I don't agree with your approach." Didn't he just want me to be jealous that this blogger has a good husband? If you want to scold, just scold, how can you pretend to be like me!
Although angry, I did nothing. Looking at the contempt for me in the message area by the guys headed by Jiang Li, I was completely defeated. Forget it, my old lady is generous, don't argue with him!
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The company is going to hold a masquerade party tonight. It is said that it is to enliven the company culture and promote communication among employees and between employees and leaders. Although I have reservations about the importance of this, but Wang Kai, if you don't go, your salary will be deducted, so I have to be obedient.
I asked Jiang Li: "What should I dress up as?"
Jiang Li thought about it seriously, and told me many animals, such as pigs, foxes, hedgehogs...
I rolled my eyes and said in dissatisfaction, "Can you be a human?"
Jiang Li replied: "Then Cinderella, it suits your temperament."
"I don't want to, I want to play Snow White!" Cinderella is too sad and not suitable for us.
Jiang Li glanced at me with his usual disdainful eyes: "The current princess is too cheap."
Hello!
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The masquerade party can actually be described in one word, that is, a group of demons dancing wildly. Look, look, skulls, pirates, witches, vampires, wizards... Among such a group of people, I suddenly found that I am quite normal.
It is not difficult to recognize a person in a masquerade party. Although everyone wears a mask on their face, they do not wear it on their personality. For example, the one who is coquettish and fancy, colorful like a peacock and extremely irritating to people's eyes, is not a good bird at first sight, and is always wandering between different women, most likely it is Wang Kai. And the one who wore dark clothes, looked like a killer, quietly hid in a corner and drank slowly by himself, probably Yu Zifei. Of course, some people's appearance features are so obvious that even if he is wearing an Egyptian pharaoh mask and squatting motionless in the corner, the masses can recognize him at a glance, such as the manager of the planning department, his body is like a ball (this is not true) It's a foul language)...
Later, I once asked Jiang Li if he could recognize me at a masquerade ball. Jiang Li replied firmly, yes. I asked him why, and he replied, the dullest one in the crowd must be an official banquet... You are not owed...
Because I was in the middle of a group of monsters, my Snow White character was a bit plain and uncreative, so it was not very eye-catching. Of course, I really don't really want to dance with a group of characters that often appear in various horror and thrillers, so I just eat and drink in the dark alone in a low-key manner. Anyway, I don't need to pay for it, I think so very civilly.
Mr. Killer in another place found Snow White, so he came over. Mr. Killer didn't ask me to dance, but sat across from me. I continued eating and drinking with a blank expression (even if there was one he couldn't see), ignoring him completely.
Mr. Killer didn't say a word, his eyes were fixed on my hand. I was so puzzled that I lowered my head to look at my hands. Then I was almost certain that the Mr. Assassin sitting across from me was Yu Zifei.
Because I have a mole on my index finger.
It's been four years, haven't you even forgotten the mole on my finger? But, to borrow a sentence from Comrade Jiang Li, why did you go so early
Yu Zifei was just about to talk to me when a colorful peacock walked over not far away. He bent slightly towards me and said, "This beautiful lady, may I ask you to dance?" Although the words were very polite, I still smelled frivolity. So I am even more sure that this peacock is Wang Kai.
First of all, my dance is very lame, secondly, I don't want to dance with a peacock, and thirdly, I don't want to dance with Wang Kai, a big carrot. Based on the above reasons, I shook my head firmly, and replied simply and neatly: "No."
Wang Kai gave full play to his advantage of face, and simply lifted his clothes and sat next to me. The huge fiery red feathers on his mask trembled in front of me, making me dizzy.
So a certain peacock shamelessly said: "Then let me chat with you."
To be honest, I think eating is more interesting.
At this time, the host suddenly announced that he was going to play a game. Just play, I always watch other people play in the party place, and watch the performance while eating, which is not boring.
The rules of the game are not tricky, roughly draw lots first, select the person to be played, and then draw one from the game method, the game method is more like a punishment method, but it is just for fun.
I feel that I am very unlucky today, because I was drawn in the first lottery. Well, if you draw, you will win. Anyway, I have a thick skin, and I can get through it if I grit my teeth. However, for the next lottery, the host actually drew someone with a thicker skin than me... Wang Kai.
I suddenly found out sadly that this guy is really the lingering master, he can be found everywhere.
Then the host drew a way to play people, this way, even if I have a thick skin, I blushed on the spot... What a shame, who did it, such a boring trick!
It was written impressively on the paper that the two people who were drawn must kiss regardless of their gender!
Rely on, his mother's, his uncle's, his grandma's ugly...
When Jiang Li saw the paper sign, his eyes were filled with smiles. He looked at me maliciously, as if, are you playing, or are you playing, or are you playing
Me me me me... I don't play! I turned my head and was about to protest with the host, but Wang Kai grabbed my wrist.
He smiled brightly: "It's just a game, why take it seriously?"
However, games can't be used as a reason for my old lady to be robbed, right
Wang Kai seemed to have guessed what I was thinking. He held my shoulders and said, "If we kiss, whoever takes advantage of the other is really bad."
I:"… "
I've known for a long time that Wang Kai and Jiang Li are the same assholes, they both owe their mothers money, repairs, and lessons...
Just when I lost my mind due to anger, Wang Kaixun seized the strategic opportunity and put his head down. He pressed against my lips, bit it lightly, and then licked the corner of my lips with his tongue... By the time I realized it, he had let me go.
There was booing all around, and I blushed amidst the booing.
I was very upset, but I had no reason to be angry. After all, everyone was playing games, and I had already passed the age of innocence. I was raped by others. If there was too much trouble, it would be me who was hypocritical. So I had no choice but to admit that I was unlucky, and let Wang Kai drag me away from the crowd.
Wang Kai took my hand, and suddenly said: "Beauty, when I kissed you, did you have a... feeling like your whole body was electrified?"
I shook off his hand and said angrily, "I haven't been struck by lightning, how could I have been electrocuted?"
Wang Kai smiled and said: "But I have, that feeling is very strange."
I'm used to this kind of naked teasing: "Sir, if you are sick, you should go to the hospital as soon as possible, and you can't delay."
Wang Kai smiled indifferently, I thought he would just let it go, but I didn't expect him to suddenly hold my shoulder again. I struggled hard, but he didn't let go.
So I got angry: "Wang Kai, what on earth do you want to do?!"
Wang Kai looked down into my eyes, and his eyes startled me... I have never seen such a serious Wang Kai, even in meetings, he has never been so serious.
Wang Kai stared at me, and said slowly and forcefully: "Guanyan, how about being my princess?"