Finally, I can take a rest until the weekend, but at this time someone asked me to go shopping. Moreover, this person is Xue Yunfeng who made me vomit blood infinitely.
I really don't understand, how could this young master find me? I'm not his friend, and I'm not his lover, and I'm his boyfriend's wife... This status should be embarrassing for him, right
Of course, I don't believe it's because of my personal charm... I'm still self-aware.
So I asked him suspiciously: "Why did you ask me to go shopping?"
He gave a specific but vague answer: "Because I need your help."
So I was even more confused. However, after five minutes of being stared at by this lady with tears in my eyes, my inner maternal feelings were inappropriate, so I gritted my teeth and agreed to his request.
Zhengtai cheered and hugged me, saying: "I knew you would help me! Hahahaha..."
I struggled to push him away, but I wasn't in a bad mood: "Please brother, please calm yourself down."
Xue Yunfeng let me go, looked me up and down with a slight disgust on his face, finally stared at my chest, and said: "It's really an eyesore!"
I:"… "
I was speechless, and tremblingly took out a tissue to wipe my sweat. At this time, my mood was very complicated, very bright and very sad. The good thing is, after all these years, someone finally noticed my breasts... The sad thing is, he has my breasts in the way...
Just when I was at a loss because of Xue Yunfeng's words, Jiang left his coquettish BMW and stopped at the entrance of the company. I was embarrassed, so I hurried over without waiting for Jiang Li to get off the car.
Xue Yunfeng suddenly stopped me from behind, and when I turned around, I saw him looking at me fiercely: "If you dare to snatch my Jiang Li, I will..." He said, making a beheading gesture towards me .
My heart trembled, and he laughed dryly and said, "How could it be, how could it be..." How could my official banquet be reduced to robbing men with men? Then I can still mess around...
I got into Jiang Li's car, lay on the car window and looked at Xue Yunfeng who was not far away and stared in our direction, feeling uncomfortable.
Jiang Li suddenly said, "Are you familiar with him?"
"No," I turned my head and asked in my heart, "Jiang Li, you... do you really like Xue Yunfeng?"
Jiang Li seemed a little surprised: "Why are you asking this? Do you have any plans for him?"
I think Jiang Li's expression at this time is very serious, which shows that he still cares about "whether I have plans for Xue Yunfeng", so, he still has him in his heart, right? So I replied with a smile: "Where is it, how dare I... I just feel a little strange, why haven't I seen you dating him..."
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows, seeming a little dissatisfied: "How could you see me dating him?"
I smiled embarrassingly, and said: "That's right, but why don't you spend the night outside..." Am I being explicit enough
Jiang Li raised the corner of his mouth, looked at me sideways, and said, "Okay, then I'll spend the night outside today, and I'll see if you can sleep alone."
Realizing the seriousness of the situation, I quickly shook my head and said with a flattering smile: "Twisted melons are not sweet, you should practice and practice again, hehehehe..."
Jiang Li put away his gloomy smile and drove without looking sideways.
I suddenly remembered Xue Yunfeng's disgusted expression when he looked at my breasts just now, do all gays hate women's breasts? So I was curious, took a sneak peek at Jiang Li, and said, "Well, Jiang Li, let me ask you... you, my... uh, my breasts, aren't they an eyesore?"
Jiang Li glanced at me quickly, and then replied nonchalantly: "It's not an eyesore, you can ignore it."
I:"… "
I pulled out the tissue again and wiped... tears.
…
The sun was shining brightly on Saturday. I got off the taxi and saw Xue Yunfeng standing at the entrance of the mall not far away. No matter when and where, this child likes to dress up meticulously. In addition, his face is exquisite and lazy, and he has the temperament of a nobleman. Moreover, he has a gender-neutral beauty, which is different from the femininity of women and the masculinity of men. His beauty is like a sweet spring, refreshing and refreshing. At this time, Xue Yunfeng just stood at the entrance of the shopping mall bored, and he attracted the eyes of passers-by, regardless of gender. So I couldn't help sighing that it was reasonable for this kind of person to fascinate Jiang Li.
I ran forward with a smile, greeted Xue Yunfeng, and walked into the mall together. As I walked, I asked, "What exactly do you want to buy?"
Xue Yunfeng: "A gift."
Christmas and New Year are coming, it is reasonable for this guy to buy presents, but why does he want to drag me
Xue Yunfeng saw my doubts, so he said: "I want to buy a gift for Jiang Li, of course I want you to accompany me."
I scratched my head and said with a smile: "So that's the case, then what are you going to give him?"
Xue Yunfeng said angrily: "If I knew what to give him, why would I still ask you?"
That's right, I was really bewildered by his beauty, and my mind was not working.
Xue Yunfeng thought for a while, and then explained: "What I want to give is a birthday present, not a Christmas present."
I asked in surprise, "Jiang Li is celebrating his birthday? When is it?"
"Don't you know?" Xue Yunfeng's eyes glowed with excitement, "His birthday is December 25th, and you didn't know! It can be seen that Jiang Li really doesn't care about you, that's great..."
I wiped my sweat, Jiang Li doesn't care about me, is it something worth celebrating
I gathered myself together, and then discovered a very miraculous thing: "Jiang Li's birthday is on the same day as Jesus, no wonder he is so perverted!"
"Wrong!" Xue Yunfeng gave me a blank look, and corrected him, "It should be, Jesus' birthday is the same day as Jiang Li's, do you understand?"
uh, is there a difference
…
Although today is the weekend, there are not many people in the mall for a simple reason - the things here are too expensive.
I followed behind Xue Yunfeng, looking at the rows of price tags, I suddenly felt the air-conditioning all over my body. It turns out that in our socialist society, the lives of the exploiting classes are so rotten!
I was filled with righteous indignation, Xue Yunfeng suddenly turned to me and said, "Do you know what Jiang Li likes?"
I spread my hands: "Just kidding, I don't even know when his birthday is, do you think I will know his preferences? I know nothing except that he doesn't like spicy food, okay?"
Xue Yunfeng frowned: "Then I was looking for you for nothing?"
My head: "Exactly."
Xue Yunfeng looked at me pitifully: "Then what should I do now?"
It's so good, I usually disdain my old lady, and when I need help, I start using beauty tricks, pretending to be pitiful with me, this is really hateful! But, but... that's just what I do. When I see his pitiful appearance, my heart aches...
So I patted Zhengtai on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Then, why don't we just ask him directly?"
Zhengtai turned her head: "If I want to ask you, ask."
I was puzzled and dissatisfied: "Why? Obviously you bought him a gift..."
He stomped his feet: "I'm shy..." and looked at me with those ten second-year-old pitiful eyes.
I took it out tremblingly, isn't it okay...
"Hey, what's the matter?" Jiang Li's voice was not impatient, it's okay.
I laughed and said in a relaxed tone as much as possible: "Handsome guy, what do you like?"
Jiang Li on the other end of the phone pondered for a moment, and asked, "Guan Yan, did you make the wrong call?"
Khan, not even a sense of humor. I had no choice but to get straight to the point: "Jiang Li, it's your birthday, what gift do you want?"
"Gift?" Jiang Li's voice was very pleasant and sweet, which showed that he was in a good mood. It seems that I chose the right time.
Over there, Jiang Li said again: "Guan Yan, you are promising."
I'm a little baffled, did he know that I'm with Xue Yunfeng now? What does the so-called promising future mean, that I actually have the guts to date his boyfriend? So, is this a naked threat? I shivered, and said cautiously, "That... I'll explain it to you later. Come on, what do you want?"
Jiang Li teased and said, "I want you, will you give it?"
I couldn't stand firmly alone, almost fell to the ground, but fortunately Xue Yunfeng helped me in time.
That's great, I already knew that Jiang Li, if he became obscene, he would be a top performer! I don't think Jiang Li is really mean, you and I are picking out gifts for him under the duress of his boyfriend's eyes, but he leisurely tossing my fragile nerves, it's too much!
I regained my footing, collected myself, and said seriously, "Hurry up, what do you want!"
Jiang Li was finally overwhelmed by my aura (I think so), so he lazily replied: "Whatever, I like to give you anything. Anyway, even if I want something, you may not be able to give it to me. .”
Jiang Li's words made me even more certain that he knew that I was buying gifts for him with Xue Yunfeng, and that it was Xue Yunfeng who bought the gifts, not me... Jiang Li, you are amazing, you and Zhuge Liang What friendship
I hung up the phone, Xue Yunfeng looked at me expectantly, and asked nervously, "Does he want anything?"
I patted him on the shoulder reassuringly, and said, "Don't worry, he will like whatever you give him."
Xue Yunfeng's eyes lit up: "Really?"
My head suddenly felt that this world is quite sad, really. Why do you need me to be the microphone for the love talk between the two of them...