My mother took the marriage certificate and complained as she flipped through it: "You child, why did you just take away other people's marriage certificates... If you have one yourself, you should..." At this point, the words came to an abrupt end.
I buried my head low, not daring to look at her.
One second, two seconds...
My mother didn't respond to me for a long time, so I had to look up to see if she had been raped, but there was no sound.
The nerves of the old lady are no better than that of the young, after all they are still fragile and slow. When I looked up, I saw that she was shaking with the big red book, and it seemed that every cell in her body was trembling.
After all, she is my own mother, so I took her hand very filially, and said worriedly: "Mom, you can't be so happy?"
My mother finally came to her senses, she covered my head with a big red book, and shouted viciously: "I'm not your mother!"
I picked up the marriage certificate, leaned over to point to the photo on the marriage certificate, and tried my best to flatter: "Look, mom, this is your daughter, this is your son-in-law, didn't you always want to marry me off?"
My mother patted my hand away, and tears fell down. I watched from the sidelines in amazement, how could her tears come so freely...
At this time, my mother grabbed my sleeve and wiped my tears, choked up and said, "But you can't just get the certificate without saying hello to me, right? I'm still not your mother..."
I patted her on the back to comfort her and said, "Didn't I want to surprise you, huh?"
My mother's ability to accept and adapt is considered outstanding among her peers in her generation. At this time, she stopped her tears, snatched my marriage certificate again, and looked at Jiang Li in the photo.
Then, my mother asked: "How tall is he? What job? What kind of car does he drive? Does he have a house?"
I stared at my mother and said very seriously: "Mom, the box is actually your biological daughter, right?" The questions I asked were almost the same!
My mother slapped my head and said impatiently: "What are you doing, answer my question quickly!"
I had no choice but to re-introduce to my mother the words I had with the box during the day.
My mother looked at Jiang Li's handsome face again, and said to herself, "Don't be a liar, right?"
Goodness, the box must be her own daughter! ! !
Resisting the urge to run away, I tugged at the corner of my mother's sleeve and said coquettishly, "Don't worry, Mom, even if it's a lie, I'm the one who lied to him." I knew it from my looks, and wiped my sweat.
My mother also nodded, expressing her agreement with my point of view: "That's right. But he has such good conditions, why did he fall in love with you?"
I:"… "
Me: "Mom, shall we go for a paternity test?"
My mom was clearly distracted and didn't hear my very constructive proposal. She caressed my marriage certificate, her tone was misty: "Son, why do I still find it unacceptable?"
I played with my mother's hand and asked, "What's the matter? I picked such a good son-in-law for you, and you're still not satisfied?"
"No," the old lady's voice was in a trance, "I just think, how can this matter be so jumpy?"
"Mom, you see, feelings can actually be cultivated. Diamond kings and fives are not all over the street. If we finally catch one, why don't we hurry up and act first? Are we still waiting for other monsters and ghosts?" Snatch him away, and then we won't even have soup!" I explained to the old lady vividly.
My mother said quietly: "Mother, I just didn't expect you to be so enlightened."
Me: "Well, cough cough, hehehehe..."
My mother directly ignored my speechlessness, and then said to herself: "But, why did you turn my precious son-in-law into a pot of pork rib soup?"
Your, baby, son-in-law
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Because of the stimulation of a marriage certificate, my mother lost sleep tonight. The consequence of her insomnia is that her daughter is tossed and turned like a pancake by her, and she can't sleep even if she wants to sleep. The old lady kept asking about Jiang Li's situation, repeating each question at least ten times, I was annoyed, not to mention that I only met him twice, how could I know so much about him. In my anger, I really wanted to hug the quilt and go back to my room to sleep, but...but I didn't dare, the front was already there, and I didn't dare to sleep alone. It's so kind, it's too bullying!
In the end, I finally practiced the invincible sleep massage, and even fell asleep in a daze while my mother was shaking. I thought, if there is an earthquake at this time, I must be the one buried. Later, my mother, with your mother and me, how could my daughter be buried. As soon as I heard this, I was immediately moved, and my resentment towards her disappeared. See, my mother is like this, always making me fall in love and hate her.
Because of some old lady's fuss, I didn't wake up until ten in the morning. When I woke up early in the morning, I saw the note my mother left me. She went out for morning exercises today and will come back later. I don't know what morning exercises are, and I will come back after a whole morning, speechless.
I rummaged through the food in the kitchen, and the old lady still had a good conscience, so she left breakfast for me. I had no appetite, so I only had a couple bites, so I went to the living room and picked up my phone to watch.
Because I slept in the same room with my mother, I was afraid that the old lady would not be able to bear it, so I usually just put the phone on silent and left it in the living room at night. Anyway, no one has any business at night, so let me go die.
The mobile phone showed several missed calls, I checked and found that they were all from Jiang Li. From six o'clock to nine o'clock this morning, I don't know what's urgent for him. I looked through the text message again, and only then did I understand.
Jiang Li: Is it convenient to answer the phone
Jiang Li: My parents flew to City B on November 1 this morning, can you come over
This son is quite filial, rushing to bring his daughter-in-law to see his mother. I don't know if his mother will slap him, or me, if she finds out that this daughter-in-law is actually a daughter-in-law in name only.
I looked at my watch, it was already half past ten, and I couldn't make it to the airport in time, unless I was human or Doraemon, unfortunately I was neither. I found Jiang Li's number and wanted to call him, but I was too embarrassed. How about calling and telling him that I overslept? Then if he reported the truth to his mother obediently, it would be bad for the daughter-in-law to be hated by her mother-in-law before they even met. I don't care if Jiang Li hates me, but I know that if his mother hates me, then my life will not be much easier.
So I hesitated, and sent him a text message shyly and timidly: You and your parents, I insist on going, and you will not let me go anyway.
After a while, Jiang Li's text message came back: You are really superb.
I wanted to give him a "very good" or "so-so", but considering that I'm actually very reserved, I ignored him.
I dropped my phone on the sand, dug out a key from the cabinet, and went to find the box. The person in He Zi is particularly alert, she is always afraid that she will suddenly have some acute illness, and she lives alone, if she dies at home, no one will know what to do. So she left a key at my house, and asked me to go and see her whenever I was in trouble, to see if she was dead or not.
Box drank too much yesterday (of course I also drank a lot, but I can't get drunk after a thousand cups, hahahaha), I think she must not be able to go to work today, so I sneaked into her house with the key. When I went in, the box was lying on the bed and moaning: "Death officer, don't come and see me!"
I leaned over, threw off her quilt, and said with a smile, "Damn ghost, haven't I come?"
The box gave me a blank look, and said weakly: "I feel uncomfortable all over, you have to serve me."
I poured her a cup of hot water, and ran home to bring the plate of breakfast that my mother and I had enjoyed successively, and put it in front of her after it was warmed up. She gave me a passing grade for my performance, and then ate breakfast with relish.
I leaned on my chin with one hand, and asked worriedly: "Hei, you've ruined your job so much, won't you be fired?"
The box glared at me, and said sternly, "He dares!"
The boss of their department is her boyfriend. Unless she offends the boss of the department boss, the chance of being fired is very close to zero. But you don't have to think too much, the box is actually not the kind of person who was dived, she caught the man first, and then he became the boss of the department. Of course, Hezi is not domineering and arrogant in the company. She follows the rules very well, but occasionally makes forgivable mistakes.
I had nothing to say: "Then when will you get married?"
I feel that I have been helping the box to create opportunities to despise myself. Sure enough, the box glanced at me at this time, and said with disdain: "They all look like you? I don't care if my brain is hot."
I giggled. I remember that when I was in middle school, the politics teacher and the Chinese teacher liked to say the phrase "seize the opportunity and meet the challenge". Now when I see an opportunity, I grab it, and I don't even have to meet the challenge. What a perfect ending. . Of course, I later found out that I was actually wrong, dog p "don't need to meet the challenge", Jiang Li himself is a challenge!
He chatted nonsense at the box, coaxing her so happy that she fell asleep again without even eating lunch. She drank too much yesterday, and she should have a good sleep today. I didn't bother her anymore, and quietly left her house and entered mine.
It's almost twelve now, I think my mother should come back. I'm so worthless, I'm an old maid in the middle of the third year, and I have to be raised by my mother. The main reason is not that I'm lazy, but that the food I cook can't catch my mother's eyes, let alone her old man's mouth. In fact, I have always felt that my cooking is actually not that bad, at least I think it is not bad, but who made my mother be tricky.