Flash Marriage

Chapter 40: 40) Birthday present 2.0

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When I took my dad home, Jiang Li stared straight at him... It's rare to see Jiang Li who was petrified, so I have to appreciate it...

After Jiang Li invited my dad into the house, he pushed me into my bedroom while my dad wasn't paying attention. I was wondering, when I turned my head and saw, what a surprise, a certain old lady was lying on my bed sweeping mines.

I went up and jumped on her, and said with a smile: "Mom, why are you here?"

Because of my fright, my mother shook her hand and the whole army was wiped out. She turned over and angrily pushed me onto the bed, and said bitterly: "I just passed by here to see you, I didn't expect that you wouldn't even let me have a good time minesweeping."

I fell on the bed and let her ravage me, and said with a smile: "Mom, go to the living room and see who is coming."

My mother let me go and walked out of the bedroom suspiciously. After a while, my mother's howling came from the living room: "God, the pig at the official banquet has finally opened up..."

Tsk tsk, listen, is anyone scolding their own daughter like that...

I was busy in the kitchen, Jiang Li did chores for me, washing the vegetables and serving the dishes. It feels really good to have someone at my disposal.

I plan to cook by myself today and let the two old people taste their daughter's cooking. Although a certain old lady is reluctant, but considering my special mood today, she endured it.

I hummed a song, poured a plate of meat into the pot, and pulled it very rhythmically. Jiang Li watched from the side, and suddenly asked: "You pig, how did you become enlightened?"

I gave him a sideways look. Today, the girl is in a good mood, so I won't bother with him. So I replied: "Anyway, it's like being struck by lightning, and I suddenly found that my previous thoughts were very unreasonable, and I found that I was really paranoid before... Also, I suddenly found that a lot of your words are very rude. It makes sense. Jiang Li, tell me the truth, did you study psychology in college?"

Jiang Li shook his head: "I majored in network engineering in college. I have a friend who majored in psychology and is now a psychiatrist. You should have seen it, but I probably don't remember it."

Me: "Hu, how did I meet him? What's his name?"

Jiang Li: "He came here during our wedding. His name is Han Xiao. You probably haven't heard of this name before."

I slapped my head: "I remember, Han Xiao... But he is very shy and seems to have difficulty communicating with others. How could he be a psychiatrist?"

Jiang Li was puzzled: "Why, you know him?"

I glared at him: "The last time you were drunk, he sent you back."

When Jiang Li heard that he was drunk, his face was a little annoyed for a moment, but soon he smiled with the corners of his mouth up, that expression was very strange.

But when I thought about him being drunk, I felt very strange: "Why were you drunk that day? Han Xiao obviously has nothing to do, so why did you get drunk?"

Jiang Li: "Let's make a bet, whoever gets married first will have to drink as much as he wants."

It's that simple? I rolled my eyes and sighed, "You old bachelors!"

The dinner went quite happily, although my dad and I are still a little stiff, but he is my dad after all, and he will gradually get better in the future. Besides, with my mother as a living treasure, the atmosphere will not be cold.

After dinner, my dad proposed to take my mom back, so Jiang Li and I took the two old people out and watched them drive away until they disappeared.

Jiang Li looked at the direction in which they disappeared, and suddenly said to me: "Guan Yan, today is the most relaxing day for you in more than ten years, right?"

My eyes turned red and I didn't speak. But I admit it in my heart, it is true. It turns out that love is always better than hate.

Jiang Li patted my head lightly: "Go back, it's cold outside."

As soon as I got home, Jiang Li looked at me strangely and said, "Guanyan, what did you buy today?"

"Me? Uh, I didn't buy anything." Originally, I wanted to wait for Xue Yunfeng to buy me a sky-high priced women's dress, but I happened to meet my dad.

"Then what are you going to buy me?"

Well? I don't know why, buy him something? Why should I buy something for him

Seeing my puzzled look, Jiang Li was very angry: "Didn't you ask me what gift I want today and forget it so quickly?"

Oh, Jiang Li misunderstood. I scratched my head and explained: "That... I don't want to buy it, I just ask Xue Yunfeng."

"What," Jiang Li narrowed his eyes, looking a little dangerous, "Are you just asking for others?"

I was shocked by his appearance, and I was at a loss.

Jiang Li propped one arm on the door, leaned over a little, and I was covered by a shadow, full of pressure. I leaned against the door in fear, wishing I could huddle into a hedgehog and huddle in a corner. I trembled and said: "Jiang Li... what's wrong with you?" A pervert can't act like this, it's scary...

Probably due to the hallucination caused by being too nervous, I seemed to hear the sound of Jiang Li gnashing his teeth. He: "Guanyan, you are really enthusiastic, huh?" The familiar word "en" with an uplifted voice, a threatening tone.

My perverted mind is really elusive, it is simply inexplicable. So I forced myself to calm down, plucked up the courage to look him in the eyes, and said: "Jiang Li... you can do whatever you want, you don't need to use this kind of horrible method, people will die..." My voice was still a little trembling, okay Well, I'm just useless...

"What do I want to do?" Jiang Li raised his eyebrows and pondered for a moment, then said, "It's my birthday, you want to give me a birthday present, right?" He asked, retracted his arms, stood up straight, and looked at To me, it seemed that the terrifying creature just now was a completely different person... But the tone was still unquestionable. After he finished, he thought for a while and added: "If you don't send it, I might consider bullying you."

It's a good idea, it turned out that he wanted to take the opportunity to blackmail him. I wiped my sweat and said dissatisfiedly: "Why should I give you a gift?" Do you know that it costs money!

Jiang Li said confidently, "You are my wife."

I was even more unconvinced: "You are still my husband, why didn't I see you give me a present on my birthday?"

Jiang Li: "Then I'll make it up tomorrow."

I'm speechless, my birthday is in August, you're going to give me a gift in December, are you willing to give it away

Although I am Jiang Li's official chef, but the chef can stay in bed and not cook breakfast on Saturday and Sunday. For my very humane suggestion, Jiang Li chose to accept it... He is rarely so enlightened when.

So on Sunday I made up my mind to sleep in a lot, and even make up for what I lost on Saturday. However, the sky fails to fulfill people's wishes.

On Sunday morning, I was dreaming about repairing Jiangli, but someone kept shaking me. Shake, shake, shake, shake. I turned over impatiently, and said casually: "Don't make trouble." Then I fell asleep again.

Jiang Li's chilly voice came from above: "Guanyan, if you don't get up again, I'll take your clothes off."

you dare! It's against you!

Jiang Li seemed to be able to read minds: "See if I dare."

I had no choice but to sit up from the bed, patted my head, squinted my eyes, and said bitterly: "What are you doing, you want to eat breakfast and go downstairs to buy it, you want to eat fried dough sticks, you want to drink soy milk and soy milk." toss me...

Jiang Li grabbed the corner of my back collar and lifted me out of bed: "Hurry up and wash your face, I have something for you."

I had no choice but to rub my eyes and walked out of the bedroom inexplicably.

After washing, I immediately felt a lot more awake, although my head was still heavy. I wandered into the living room, fell down on the sofa, and sighed resentfully: "Jiang Li, what the hell are you doing!"

Jiang Li suddenly took out a big box and put it in front of me: "Birthday present."

Health... birthday present? I looked at him in bewilderment, and suddenly slapped my forehead and remembered. It seems that Jiang Li really wanted to make up for my birthday present yesterday... Ahem, although my birthday has passed for nearly four months...

Well, since the person who gave the gift was ashamed to give it, I had no choice but to accept it with restraint. So I opened it up and took the box. The box was heavy and I didn't know what was inside. What Jiang Li can get in such a short period of time... can't be bricks, right

And looking at the length, width and height of the box, if it is a brick, there should be more than one.

Thinking of this, my unpacking hand stopped, and I looked at Jiang Li apprehensively.

Jiang Li didn't understand, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

I cleared my throat, and said to Jiang Li, "Jiang Li, you always tell me, what's in it?"

Jiang Li stared at the box, his eyes flickering: "You will know if you take it apart, and there is no bomb inside."

I hesitated and said, "The inside... is actually a brick, right?"

"Official, banquet!" Jiang Li almost uttered these three words through gritted teeth.

I realized something was wrong, so I explained with a flattering smile that it was just a joke, and quickly opened the box.

Then, I froze.

A thin white laptop lying in a box, like a holy beauty, lying on a big bed—please forgive my language skills, it is already my limit to use metaphors to this extent (Tiger Touch, This is actually an anthropomorphic sentence~)

Trembling, I caressed the bitten apple on the white shell, and asked Jiang Li excitedly, "Is this thing expensive?"

Jiang Li and I pretended to be chic: "Don't care about money... Are you happy?"

I tried my best, yes, I almost cried with joy: "But Jiang Li, you gave me such an expensive thing, so when you celebrate your birthday, I want to..."

Jiang Li immediately lowered his face: "Would you like it or not." He was about to snatch the book back.

I hugged Ben Ben in my arms quickly, and said with a smile: "That... thank you!"

Jiang Li glanced at me, with a gesture of disdain to argue with me. He turned his face and said: "Actually, the gift doesn't have to be expensive, as long as you put your heart into it. Of course," he said, then turned the subject and gave me a cold look, "If you don't want to put your heart into it, then you can spend your money hard. Bar."

Cough cough, I work hard, I must work hard.

However, since I have been bullied by this pervert, I plan to regain my ground verbally: "Jiang Li, what kind of birthday do you have? Your birth is simply the beginning of the world's darkness!"

Not to be outdone, Jiang Li said, "Then your birth is a retrogression of human civilization."

I:"… "

It's so good, you can make such a neat confrontation by cursing people, Jiang Li, you are a pervert!