After work this day, as soon as I got into Jiangli's car, I realized that the atmosphere was not very friendly.
Jiang Li's face was like the lake water in late autumn, which made people feel cool instantly. He drove the car without looking sideways, ignoring my intentions in the slightest, not even trying to be sarcastic.
I sat nervously in my seat and said nothing. I think Jiang Li must have suffered someone's fault today, and now he is angry. Although I dare not talk to him, I am very curious about and admire the person who can make Jiang Li angry like this... I really want to pay a visit to that person, if possible, maybe I can worship him as a teacher...
But I suddenly thought of another question: Jiang Li is in such a bad mood, he definitely needs to vent, if he vents... Then I am the unlucky punching bag, right? I want to cry without tears, why am I so sad, I...
Sure enough, as soon as he got home, Jiang Li started to find fault. He leaned against the door, looked at me on the sofa with a straight face, and said, "Guanyan, don't you have anything to say to me?"
Although I was afraid that he would bully me, but I was very disgusted with his behavior of finding fault, so I replied blankly: "Jiang Li, don't you have anything to ask me?"
Jiang Li came over and threw a magazine in front of me: "Look at the seventh page, your masterpiece."
I felt baffled. I opened the magazine and found the seventh page, so I understood. The seventh page is an advertisement picture, which is full of a page full of matching mix-and-match outfits of me and Wang Kai, as well as big smiling faces. For the first time, I discovered that I myself still have a bright smile. And Wang Kai's eyes and expression are very good, he looks down at the red hat emotionally, his eyes are a little warm, a little fiery, and a little doting... If you just look at this photo, no one will believe it, this guy In fact, he is a big-tailed wolf who likes to flirt with all kinds of women.
So I admired this advertisement and sighed sincerely: "This picture was so successful, I have to keep it as a souvenir." By the way, I can also use it to humiliate Wang Kai.
I had just finished, but Jiang Li suddenly snatched the magazine away, and said with a sneer, "You're so confident even after Hong Xing cheated on you?"
Damn, what are you doing! Who is Hong Xing cheating, who is so and so! I was a little furious by Jiang Li, and retorted: "Shooting an advertisement means that the girl is cheating? Please have common sense, okay?"
Jiang Li: "Is it so fun to shoot a commercial?"
I thought Jiang Li was simply unreasonable, so I waved my hand and said, "Okay, I know you're in a bad mood, you can drop the cups, washware and tableware in the kitchen as you please, and don't bother me... Hong Xing is out of the wall, what's the matter with you?"
"I..." Jiang Li hesitated to speak, stopped, and finally said, "I just suddenly discovered that your taste is lower than your IQ."
I snorted coldly, and said: "I doubt it, are you jealous of me? Honestly, Jiang Li, have you never been in a magazine in your life?... Except of course the marriage announcement. By the way, my sister has not only been in a magazine, And I took such a beautiful advertisement, and..." I stopped here, stood up and patted Jiang Li's shoulder, and said meaningfully, "To be honest, I understand your feelings very well. After all, everyone is an ordinary person, and they actually want to be famous. , It's very difficult..." I found that my thinking is seriously out of line now, how could it involve these aspects... Don't ask me what I think, I don't know what I think, anyway, I am just like this for no reason , it may be the star dream at the age of eight is at work, after all, deep down in most people's hearts, they want to be noticed. Of course, with the influence of the ad I'm shooting now, the probability of being famous is basically zero.
After hearing what I said, Jiang Li sneered and slapped my hand away, saying, "A second-rate advertisement and a third-rate magazine and you're like this? To be honest, I'm too lazy to be in this kind of magazine."
I said solemnly: "Grapes that cannot be eaten will always be sour."
Jiang Li pinched his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Actually, it's not difficult to get into a magazine."
I think his words are very funny: "Just kidding, don't you believe me to bet?"
"Just bet," Jiang Li said, picking up the magazine again, and then throwing it aside in disgust: "You can choose any magazine that is higher than this magazine, and if I can get it, then you will lose." gone."
"Okay, I don't believe it yet, do you really think you are a god?" I felt that Jiang Li had lost his mind because of his narcissism, but considering that he might betray his lust, I added, "You can't learn how to shoot like me." Advertisement, you need an exclusive interview."
Jiang Li nodded without thinking, "No problem."
I felt guilty, afraid that Jiang Li really had two talents, so I said, "Then, let's choose ZZ Fashion."
Jiang Li answered more bluntly: "Okay, I will choose this one."
Now I'm a little confused, Jiang Li is crazy, doesn't he know how high the threshold of ZZ fashion is? In other words, ZZ Fashion is the top fashion magazine in China, and those who can be interviewed by this magazine are those very successful and famous people, and they also have to live a very tasteful life. Of course, they are also very sensitive to fashion.
I looked at Jiang Li and shook my head. In fact, Jiang Li is more like an unemployed youth. Well, the successful celebrity—if he really is a successful celebrity, his wife, I, should know, right? So this one, pass. No matter how good he is in life, he has nothing special except cleanliness and doesn't like spicy food, and he doesn't even like perfume very much. So this one, also pass. Finally, fashion sensibility? Just kidding, someone with high fashion sensitivity will show off to me with a third-rate magazine? Therefore, fashion has nothing to do with Jiang Li, pass.
In short, the only good thing about Jiang Li's whole body is his appearance. If ZZ Fashion is a very leaky magazine, then maybe this attack will appear on one of its pages—of course, it is very likely that it is the clothes. naked.
So I smiled smugly: "You just wait to admit defeat, ZZ fashion can be played by anyone?"
Jiang Li didn't care, he started to think about the bet: "What do you want to bet on? What do you like most?"
I replied without hesitation: "Money."
Jiang Li: "Okay, let's use all our bank deposits to bet. If you lose, all your money will belong to me. If I lose, all my money will belong to you."
I gasped, Jiang Li's confident look always made me flustered, he...he doesn't know the editor-in-chief of ZZ Fashion, does he? Thinking of this, I hesitated and asked: "Jiang Li, you are very sure that you will be interviewed by that magazine, aren't you?"
Jiang Li shook his head: "No, I don't know much about that magazine."
I don't believe it: "Then why do you still bet with me, aren't you afraid of losing?"
Jiang Li: "I don't think it's difficult to get into a magazine."
Well, the thinking of a pervert is different from that of a normal person, especially a narcissistic pervert, I can understand this. So while I despised him, I didn't pay attention to Jiang Li's brain structure... I finally found out that Jiang Li's biggest shortcoming was his narcissism and underestimation of the enemy. Wow, Kaka, you'll be fine this time!
So I felt that I was almost certain to win, so I said, "Okay, how much is your bank deposit?"
Jiang Li continued to shake his head: "I don't know, it's more than you anyway."
I was speechless again, but when I thought of his BMW and his big house, I also recognized it, probably more than me...
Jiang Li: "Considering that I have more money than you, if this is the case, it's not fair, so you have to add conditions."
Me: "Okay." I knew Jiang Li was not a fuel-efficient lamp.
Jiang Li: "If I win, you... just resign."
I was terrified: "Why?" My current job is so good, except that the boss is sometimes boring, other things are basically impeccable, and there is a lot of money.
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows and looked at me: "You don't want to?"
Of course I don’t want to, thinking back then that guy Wang Kai doubled my salary, it’s hard to find such a good job with lanterns on, okay
Jiang Li: "It's fine if you don't want to, I thought it might not be that easy to get into a magazine..."
I grabbed Jiang Li's hand and said, "I'm willing, I'm willing!" It's rare for Jiang Li to be so impulsive and irrational. It seems that I'm sure to win this time. If I don't seize the opportunity, I will regret it for the rest of my life!
Jiang Li looked down at my hand, raised the corners of his mouth, and said, "Deal."
My hanging heart finally fell. At this moment, Jiang Li said again, "But I think you seem to be taking advantage of me."
I reprimanded him righteously: "It's all good. A gentleman can't follow his words... No, I don't believe in your character. Let's sign an agreement just in case."
I finished, and without waiting for Jiang Li's reaction, I ran to the study and wrote two agreements, signed them myself, and then handed them to Jiang Li. Jiang Li held up the pen and refused to sign for a long time: "I don't think it's fair, why don't we stop betting?"
I put my hips on my hips: "No, how can you not count your words? Are you still a man, you..."
So, under the threat of "men's theory", Jiang Li signed the contract honestly.
I put away the agreement with a smile, and began to look forward to a bright future where Jiang Li won all his money.
At this time, Jiang Li's voice sounded inappropriately: "Official banquet, the day after tomorrow is my birthday, are you ready for your birthday present?"
One word brought me back to reality.