In this world, there are many kinds of difficult people. Some people are so difficult that people get bored, such as Yu Zifei; some people are so difficult that people are maddened, such as Wang Kai; Very helpless, like Xue Yunfeng.
Things will start from that not very peaceful Christmas.
On December 25th, everyone else celebrates Christmas, but Jiang Li celebrates his birthday, which can be regarded as a personality. I was thinking that Jiang Li was going to have a romantic dinner with the beautiful boy Xue Yunfeng. In order not to hinder Jiang Li's eyes, I told him that he had something to do at night and would go back later. Jiang Li sneered at me, but I didn't care. Then after get off work, I followed Wang Kai for a meal, and then I got into his car and went to the bar, Happy.
Christmas is a festival anyway, the atmosphere in the bar is not the same as usual, and there are some interesting programs. Today's festive atmosphere is too strong, everyone is playing crazy, and the surroundings are very noisy, but this can be regarded as a way for urban men and women to release the pressure of life.
It was already eleven in the evening when I came out of the bar. As soon as I stepped out of the bar, my phone rang. I took it out and saw that it was Xue Yunfeng's friend who had been haunting me recently.
I picked up the phone, and there was intermittent sobbing from the horse, accompanied by the sound of drinking water. I was very surprised, "Hey Hey Hey" several times before Xue Yunfeng spoke. He yelled "official banquet", followed by sobbing, I could smell the alcohol on his body through the mobile phone, this guy must be drunk.
Although I'm not very kind, I have a soft heart, especially when I meet such a beautiful lady crying at me, it makes my darling really unbearable. So I hurriedly said to the phone: "What's wrong with you, did Jiang Li bully you?"
As soon as I mentioned Jiang Li's name, he cried even harder, calling Jiang Li's name while crying.
I squeezed my forehead, covered my phone and said to Wang Kai, "You go first, I still have things to do."
Wang Kai stood there motionless: "Where are you going so late? Do you want me to protect you?"
I thought about Xue Yunfeng's physique. Although he might be able to beat me, considering that he was already drunk, it shouldn't be difficult to deal with it. So I waved my hand and said, "No, I'll call you when I have something to do."
"Okay, then call me as soon as you have something to do. Also," Wang Kai leaned over and blinked mysteriously, "Don't just get in another man's car."
I can't stop relying on you. I gave him a blank look, turned and left.
It was too cold outside, so I hid in a fast food restaurant by the side of the road and called Xue Zuigui: "Xue Yunfeng, where are you?"
Xue Yunfeng groaned twice, then stammered: "It's...it's yours...what's the matter..."
Damn, if you don't call and harass me, I won't bother with you, it's none of my business! I wanted to hang up the phone, but when I remembered that he was not a bad child, not to mention that he had a nepotism with me (if my husband's lover is also a nepotism), so I had to patiently coax him: "Tell me you are Where, I will take Jiang Li away to apologize to you."
Xue Yunfeng: "You... Jiang Li..."
Me: "Ah, where are you, Jiang Li is getting impatient!"
Xue Yunfeng's voice changed suddenly, and I faintly heard him say to the waiter beside him, "Tell her where I am."
I was speechless immediately, this kid was so drunk that he didn't even know where he was.
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When I came to the y bar, Xue Yunfeng was proudly drinking to himself, drinking like drinking boiled water. I ran over and grabbed his arm, and said, "Stop drinking, come back with me!"
How could Xue Yunfeng be willing, he shook off me, frowned and said impatiently: "Go away!"
Not angry, not angry, I am not angry... md, I am so mad!
I picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank it clean, then wiped my mouth: "Xue Yunfeng, if you drink any more, Jiang Li won't want you!"
Xue Yunfeng was stunned for a moment, then suddenly lay down on the bar counter and started crying again, sobbing and crying: "Jiang...Jiang Li doesn't want me anymore... woo..."
I was taken aback by him. Sure enough, the most difficult person to serve in the world is a drunk. So I patted his back as if coaxing my son, and tried to make my voice as gentle and maternal as possible: "Good boy, Jiang Li is gone, you go home obediently, he wants you."
Xue Yunfeng raised his head and looked at me with wide eyes: "Really?" There were still tears in those drunken and hazy eyes, looking at his pear-blossoming face, I felt pity for you.
So I resisted the urge to bite that face, and vowed: "Really... go home quickly." It seems that I haven't learned much after staying with Jiang Li for a long time, but my acting skills have improved Not a lot.
So Xue Yunfeng nodded obediently: "Okay, let's go home."
I supported Xue Yunfeng, who couldn't even stand still, walked out of the bar crookedly, and then hailed a taxi. Fortunately, Xue Yunfeng is not completely drunk now, and he still knows where he lives.
As soon as he got in the taxi, Jiang Li called. As soon as I pressed the call button, I heard Jiang Li's roar: "Where did you go to the official banquet? Why haven't you come back!"
I looked at Xue Yunfeng, who was lying on the side, with countless resentments and anger in my heart, so I also yelled back: "Where I am is none of your business!" I'm not here to take care of your boyfriend's affairs, it's strange because of you My boyfriend always wants me to take care of it!
Jiang Li calmed down after being yelled at by me. He was silent for a while, and said with some resentment in his tone: "Today is my birthday."
I don't know why: "Didn't the gift be given to you yesterday?" Although it was a failed gift.
Jiang Li said angrily, "You didn't even say that it's my birthday? Just give me a vase of infertility and hit me?"
I deeply suspect that his term "dysfertility" is really suspected of accusing Sang Huai, but I can't help him. So I endured it and said, "Then what do you want me to do?"
Jiang Li: "Forget it, it's eleven fifty-five, you can sing me a birthday song."
Me: "Jiang Li, you're not drunk too, are you?" Normally, he would do some childish things when he was drunk.
Jiang Li said in a cold voice: "Are you going to sing or not? If you don't, let me think about how to deal with you..."
"Okay, okay, I'll sing, can't I sing?" I'm afraid of you!
So in the dark and calm carriage, a soul-stirring birthday song rang out, and it was in both Chinese and English. I saw the painful expression of the taxi driver in the rearview mirror, and said sympathetically, "Master, you can laugh if you want, I have thick skin."
So the driver laughed boldly.
After listening to my singing, Jiang Li said, "That's right, I've seen people who occasionally sing out of tune, but this is the first time I've seen someone who occasionally sings out of tune." Singing like this is really rare in a hundred years.”
What do you mean I rely on you!
Jiang Li didn't feel my dissatisfaction, he said, "Actually, you should be with me today."
I was a little puzzled: "Why?" Do you want to pull me to play 3P with your boyfriend? Oh sweetie, I'm a normal person, okay
Jiang Li didn't answer, but suddenly changed the subject and said, "Are you coming back tonight?"
I didn't follow his train of thought for a while: "Huh? Uh, I should...will go back..."
Jiang Li: "Who are you with?"
I didn't hide it either: "Isn't it your boyfriend who is so drunk... Me, you two had a fight?"
Jiang Li: "Drunk? It's good to be drunk. It's a good time to have sex after drinking."
I smiled: "Then come here, and eat him quickly at this time, such a beautiful lady must be very delicious."
Jiang Li seemed to be angry again: "You don't need to take care of the two of us."
Me: "I'm too lazy to care."
Jiang Li: "Come back after sending him back, don't have any thoughts about him."
I laughed, he obviously cared about Xue Yunfeng very much, why did he have to quarrel? So I comforted him and said, "How many times have I been with you, I'm not interested in homosexuality."
Jiang Li was speechless, so I added another sentence: "It's just that this kid always makes me feel like a mother."
Jiang Li chuckled: "You want to be a mother? I don't mind doing a favor."
Me: "Go to hell!"
Jiang Li laughed out loud, and after laughing, he said, "Where is it, I'll pick you up later."
Jiang Li's sudden friendliness made me feel something was wrong, so I said, "No need, his home is in the urban area, so it's very convenient to take a taxi."
Jiang Li: "That's not okay, if you meet a driver with deformed aesthetics, you plan to rob him."
Damn, if you rob the color, you will rob the color, why do you have to be aesthetically deformed? Jiang Li, if you don't make fun of me, I will die!
Jiang Li: "In an hour, I'll wait for you downstairs at his house."
Me: "Jiang Li, tell the truth, what are your intentions?" I didn't believe he would be so kind.
Jiang Li: "If you insist on doing something for me, then come back and cook me supper... I want to eat longevity noodles, the kind with a bowl of noodles."
Me: "I know you have no good intentions." That kind of thing looks simple, but it is actually very troublesome to do, okay
Jiang Li: "Disobedient? The consequences of disobedient may be very serious..."
Me: "All right, I'm obedient. You are too shameless!"
Jiang Li smirked again, and I hung up the phone in a rage.
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Xue Yunfeng's residence is not far from his place of work, probably he rented the house for the convenience of his work. I helped him upstairs, found the key from his clothes, opened the door, found the bedroom, threw him on the bed, took off his shoes, and covered him with the quilt.
Well, you're done, I can be relieved. I wiped the sweat from my brow, picked up my bag and walked out of the bedroom. Just as I opened the door, I heard a very clear voice behind me: "Are you leaving?"
Startled, I turned around to look. I saw Xue Yunfeng was leaning on the bed half-lying, his eyes were very clear, he didn't look drunk at all.
I looked at him in disbelief, stuttering in shock: "You, you, you... aren't you drunk?"
Xue Yunfeng's face darkened, and he replied, "I just want to get drunk."
Damn, is that what you were pretending just now? Pretend to be drunk and make my old lady stupid, right? Sweat profusely and send you back? As soon as I thought of this, I felt grief and indignation, so I ran to his bedside without hesitation, leaned over and grabbed his neck and shook him, while shaking him, I said sadly: "Why are you so vile? Dealing with a drunk is a waste of energy and energy!"
Under my claws, Xue Yunfeng's whole body was swaying like a puppet, he didn't resist, just lowered his eyes, and calmly said: "What can I do, I can't get drunk, so I have to pretend."
I stopped and looked at him with some distress. It suddenly occurred to me that when Yu Zifei just left me, I often got drunk every night, but due to my special constitution, I was almost immune to alcohol, so every time I drank a lot of wine, soberly drinking crazy ... Thinking about it now, it was really stupid at that time, whoever can't live without it.
I shook off the memory, patted Xue Yunfeng's head, and said with a smile: "Good boy, don't drink indiscriminately in the future, it will hurt your health."
Xue Yunfeng patted my hand away and said dissatisfiedly, "I'm not a child!"
I smiled: "In my eyes, you are just a child... Or, I will regard you as a godson?"
"You..." Xue Yunfeng glared at me, his lips trembling with anger, and he didn't know what to say.
I was so amused by his appearance that I laughed straight away, pinched his face and said, "Zhengtai, you are so cute."
Xue Yunfeng turned his face away and ignored me.
I picked up my bag and patted his head again: "Good boy, go to sleep, my sister is leaving."
Xue Yunfeng took my hand: "You... can you stay with me?"
I looked back at his big watery eyes, and suddenly I lost all resistance. So I sat by his bed and smiled coquettishly: "Handsome guy, do you really need company?"
Xue Yunfeng's face turned red immediately, and I realized that flirting with Zhengtai is such a fun thing, haha.
Xue Yunfeng looked at my schadenfreude, lowered his head and said softly, "You look very happy... If I tell you that Jiang Li is going to break up with me, will you be happier?"