Xue Yunfeng said to me: "You look very happy... If I tell you that Jiang Li is going to break up with me, will you be happier?"
I was so shocked that I almost bit my tongue: "Ahem, what are you, breaking up?"
Xue Yun was in the limelight, and his voice was weak: "He doesn't like me."
I don't really believe it. From my observation, Jiang Li clearly cares about him. So I asked, "Did he tell you personally?"
Xue Yunfeng: "Is it still useful? I can see it too."
I waved my hand and comforted him: "Even if he said it himself, it may not be true, let alone he never talked to you at all, you are overthinking."
Xue Yunfeng's eyes brightened, then dimmed in an instant. He shook his head and said: "I don't want to lie to myself anymore, I always feel that Jiang Li...he has someone else in his heart."
"Aha?" It turns out that Jiang Li is so dishonest, he's on two legs... despise him!
Xue Yunfeng suddenly looked at me viciously, and said fiercely, "Does he like you?"
I quickly shook my head in horror: "One thing he has to do every day is to despise me. I'm lucky if he doesn't bully me. If you like me, no one will believe it!"
Xue Yun was in the limelight and agreed with my opinion: "Your words are reasonable, and I also think it is difficult to seduce him with your good looks."
I:"… "
Resisting the urge to hack the gentleman in front of me to death, I smiled like nothing happened, and said, "That's right, not to mention that Jiang Li is gay, he likes men."
Xue Yunfeng said: "To be honest, if he likes a woman, I really have nothing to say, but if he has other men in his heart..." He said, his eyes dimmed again, which made my heart ache.
But this sentence "he has other men in his heart" woke me up, and I immediately thought of a person, that is Comrade Wang Kai, whom Jiang Li loves and hates. Cough cough, Jiang Li won't really, really empathize with Wang Kai, right
Oh my god, Jiang Li wants to find someone of the same kind if he wants to change his love, then Wang Kai is just full of women's philandering, expecting him to be subdued by a man, don't even think about it!
The more I thought about it, the more suspicious it became, so I started to fidget. Xue Yunfeng was keenly aware of my abnormality. He grabbed the corner of my clothes and asked nervously: "He...does he really like other men?"
"Ahem... that..." I was a little embarrassed, not knowing how to talk to him. After all, the fact that Jiang Li likes Wang Kai is just my guess, not to mention that it's someone else's business, so I'm too embarrassed to gossip about it.
Xue Yunfeng looked at me with wide eyes, tears were about to fall. He: "Can you tell me who it is? I just want to know what kind of person can fascinate him."
I looked at Xue Yunfeng's pitiful eyes, gritted my teeth, and said, "This... I'm just guessing, it may not be true."
Xue Yunfeng was still calm: "Go ahead, I have my own measure."
Me: "You should know Wang Kai, right? The deputy general manager of our company."
Xue Yunfeng: "Why don't you know him? When he was sixteen years old, he even watched my sister take a bath."
Me: "..." It turns out that Wang Kai's romantic history is so long.
Xue Yunfeng finally came to his senses, and he yelled: "Ah, you can't be Jiang Li...does he like Wang Kai?"
I nodded in pain: "I'm also guessing. Whether you want to believe it or not is up to you. To be honest, I don't believe it very much. I don't even like people like Wang Kai, let alone Jiang Li's vision is so high-end... But it's not sure, a perverted person Naturally, he has perverted aesthetics, not to mention that Wang Kai still has a good skin... ah, what's wrong with you?" I suddenly noticed that Xue Yunfeng's complexion became extremely bad, it was the kind of irrational sullenness.
Xue Yunfeng clenched his fists tightly, and dangerous flames danced in his eyes. He gritted his teeth and said: "This Wang Kai, after seducing my sister, he came to seduce my boyfriend again. If I don't give him a look, he won't know my young master's temper!" On the table, the water glass on the table was frightened, fell down on the spot, then rolled twice, fell to the ground, and smashed to pieces with a bang.
My heart trembled with the sound of my body being smashed to pieces. It seems that although this young master is weak on the surface, he is actually not a kind person. So I trembled and said: "Then what... Actually, the two of them are fine, it's Jiang Li's unrequited love..."
So Young Master Xue was even more indignant: "What unrequited love, Wang Kai is playing hard to get, using a bad trick!"
I rubbed my forehead and continued to explain: "Actually, Wang Kai likes women, you should understand."
Xue Yunfeng: "He is a woman who eats too much and wants to taste a man. I have seen this kind of person a lot!"
"Then what, I'm leaving first..." I grabbed my bag, waved my paw at the runaway young master, and fled in despair. Before leaving the house, he did not forget to add a sentence: "Xue Yunfeng, don't let Wang Kai know that Jiang Li is gay, please."
I went downstairs, and I saw Jiang Li's BMW parked in front of the building, so I ran over, opened the car door and got in.
The car was pitch black, and Jiang Li didn't turn on the lights. Facing the blurred silhouette sideways, I said, "You really don't plan to go up and have a look?"
In the darkness, Jiang Li's bored voice came over: "You are the only one who has trouble."
... his mother's!
When I got home, Jiang Li leaned on the sand like a master, and said to me without raising his eyelids: "Official banquet, go make me supper, I want long, long longevity noodles... If the noodles are not delicious, I will I'll eat you."
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So the official servant girl rushed into the kitchen in despair, and made longevity noodles for a certain uncle while yawning in the kitchen for more than an hour in the morning... Tnnd, it's been more than an hour since my birthday, what kind of longevity noodles are you eating!
When I put the two bowls of noodles on the table, Jiang Li patted my head rewardingly, and said, "You are so considerate, you know I didn't eat dinner, so you do so much."
"That...Jiang Li...the other bowl is mine..."
Jiang Li unhurriedly took a bite of the noodles in the two bowls, then glanced at me and said, "There are cakes in the refrigerator, chocolate ones, your favorite."
I stared dumbfounded at Jiang Li's rogue behavior, and even forgot to stop him. I didn't come back to my senses until he didn't like cake, and said angrily, "Do you have a conscience?"
Jiang Li didn't raise his head: "No."
I:"… "
I have seen shameless ones, but I have never seen such shameless ones! I hated it so much, but there was nothing I could do about him. At this time, I had no choice but to pretend to be pitiful with him: "Jiang Li, you will get fat after eating the cake, do you have the heart to see me become fat?" face.
Jiang Li was finally willing to look up at me. He looked me up and down, shook his head and sighed, "Just the few ounces of meat on your body, if a man sleeps with you, maybe it's better to hold two catties of ribs."
I:"… "
Jiang Li: "Not everyone is qualified to lose weight. You'd better gain weight. I hate skinny things. You make me easily have the desire/desire to abuse you."
Me: "a#&*#%￥!"
You have abused me already!
…
When I walked into the bedroom, Jiang Li was lying on his side on the bed with one hand on his head, like a sleeping beauty. As soon as he saw me walking into the room, he immediately looked over, his gaze followed me, making my heart tremble, wondering if I had offended him somewhere.
"Official banquet." With an inexplicable smile in his eyes, he called me.
"Huh?" I looked at him vigilantly, not knowing what else this guy was going to do.
"come over."
Nonsense? This isn't it, my wife is going to sleep, of course it's over. I swaggered to the bed, lifted the quilt and got in.
Jiang Li suddenly pressed over. He put his hands on both sides of my body, looked down at me with a smile, and then said slowly in my excessive fright: "Guanyan, I heard you want to have a baby?"
I was shocked, and pushed him hard, saying, "Whose? Do you know that what I am most afraid of is having a baby!"
Jiang Li grabbed my hands and didn't let me move. He lowered his head, and the tip of his nose almost touched mine, and there was a perverted light in his eyes, which scared me to sleep. He smiled and said: "Guan Yan, let's have a baby, it won't hurt very much." The breath hit my face, although it was hot, it caused my whole body to tremble.
I looked at his bright black eyes in horror, and my shadow could be reflected in those eyes, but because the light was too dim, I couldn't see very clearly. This weird atmosphere made me feel suffocated, so I tremblingly said: "Jiang Li, are you crazy?"
Jiang Li: "A husband has the right and obligation to let his wife have children."
Me: "Then let's get a divorce. There is no need to discuss things like having children."
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows: "You don't want to have a baby with me?"
I rolled my eyes and said bluntly, "I don't want to." What a horrible thing it is to have a baby, only a fool would think about it!
"Actually, I don't want to either." Jiang Li lay back on his side and loosened his grip on me, "It would be bad if I had a child as stupid as you."
Damn, it's better than being a pervert!
Jiang Li: "Of course I don't want to have a baby with a rib."
Actually you want to have a baby with a man!
Jiang Li: "What are you slandering me for?"
I don't… "