When I woke up the next day, I saw that the alarm clock on the head of the bed had already pointed to nine-half. I was so stupid that I picked it up and shook it. Is the alarm clock broken
At this time, Jiang Li walked in and saw that I was tossing around with the alarm clock in his arms, so he said lightly, "Good morning. By the way, your alarm clock is ringing, and I pressed it for you."
I was angry: "You..."
Jiang Li continued unhurriedly: "Also, your cell phone rang in the living room, and I pressed it for you too."
I scratched my head and told myself that this is not true, this is not true... But Jiang Li is so perverted, it must be true! So I glared at Jiang Li angrily: "What the hell are you doing, do you know that my wages will be deducted in this way!"
Jiang Li: "It's okay, it's good that you get fired."
I picked up the pillow and threw it at him, md, pissed me off early in the morning!
Jiang Li caught the pillow and threw it on the bed, then said expressionlessly, "Get up quickly, I bought breakfast... Of course, you can choose not to eat it."
It's so good, why don't I eat it
When Jiang Li sent me to work, my heart was very heavy. To be honest, it’s not that I’ve never been late for work, it’s just that I was late for nearly two hours at once, which is quite sensational.
Jiang Li parked the car in front of my company, turned his head and said to me with a bad expression: "Guan Yan, is this job so important to you?"
"Nonsense." This is my job. I said, ignored him, got out of the car and left.
Jiang Li rolled down the car window, and said behind me: "Or, is there someone important here?"
I didn't turn my head back, and I didn't bother to talk to him, this person was simply inexplicable.
I walked to the door of Wang Kai's office, imagining the beating expression he wanted to deduct my salary, and tremblingly knocked on the door...no one answered.
I was just about to keep knocking, when suddenly a person came out of the door and almost bumped into me. I took a few steps back, stood still, and saw that it was Xue Yunfeng. The kid didn't look very kind, so I didn't dare to provoke him.
Xue Yunfeng shook his head at me, slammed the door, and left with a straight face. I looked at his back and couldn't help sighing, this handsome boy is really scary when he is angry, his aura, tsk tsk...
I was lamenting Xue Yunfeng's aura, when the door behind me suddenly opened with a "huo". I turned around and saw Wang Kai standing at the door, staring at me with the same expression. I immediately shivered and smiled at him, but just as I was about to speak, Wang Kai spoke first. He: "Secretary, what did you have with Xue Yunfeng?"
My heart trembled, didn't I? Xue Yunfeng, you recruited me so quickly
Seeing that I didn't speak, Wang Kai continued to be aggressive: "Secretary, I didn't recruit you or provoke you, why did you seduce him with Xue Yunfeng and me?!"
Sure enough, Xue Yunfeng is really unreliable! I rolled my eyes, and said flatly: "No, I just think that Jiang Li might like you..."
Just arrived here, Wang Kai burst out laughing suddenly, I was startled and looked at him blankly. He pulled me into the office, closed the door, and leaned against the door, arms crossed, looking at me with a grin.
I felt guilty: "What... what's wrong? I really have nothing else..."
There was a smile on the corners of Wang Kai's eyes and brows, making it impossible to imagine that he was still in a rage just now. He stared at me and said with a smile, "Sure enough, it's yours."
My head was black, I played, I was fooled. This kind of trick is so old-fashioned, but it is hard to guard against... Jiang Li also used it to deceive Xue Yunfeng.
Wang Kai pondered for a while, then suddenly slapped the back of his head, and realized: "I'm just, your husband is abnormal, so he is gay? Or Xue Yunfeng's boyfriend?"
I was speechless, he knew everything when it was over...why am I so stupid!
At this time, Wang Kai leaned on his chin with one hand, fell into deep thought like a detective, and said to himself: "But since he is gay, why did you marry him? Are you short of money? It seems that, But the problem of money is easy to solve. Are you coerced by him? It is possible that it is difficult for gays to find a wife... Whether you are short of money or coerced by him, I can save you from the sea of suffering, yes, that’s it "He suddenly raised his head, put his hands on my shoulders, looked down into my eyes, and said very sincerely and solemnly: "Yanyan, I have decided, I want to rescue you."
I was dumbfounded, looked at him blankly, and asked doubtfully, "Save what?"
Wang Kai rarely smiled brightly. He said, "I know you don't want to marry Jiang Li. If you have any difficulties, just find the leader. Well, what do you want me to do?"
I pushed his arm away, smiled at him, and said, "I want you to forget about the conversation just now, that's all."
Wang Kai was obviously shocked: "Did I hear you right? He's gay!"
Me: "And then?"
Wang Kai: "He can't give you happiness."
Me: "I don't need it."
Wang Kai: "Then why did you marry him?"
Me: "I don't want to get married, but I have to, and then I get married."
Wang Kai looked at me with wide eyes: "That's okay? Then why don't you look for me, maybe I knew you earlier than him."
Me: "I think it's safer to marry a gay than a pervert."
Wang Kai said with a smile: "Don't be like this, Yanyan, I'm wholeheartedly for you."
"Mr. Wang, save yourself. I have nothing to do. I'll go out first." I said, and went to open the door.
Wang Kai pressed the door firmly, he put away his smile and said, "You really don't plan to think about me?"
I frowned: "How many times have you asked this question, are you tired?"
Wang Kai lowered his eyes, and after a while, he said, "This time it's true."
I suddenly remembered the last masquerade party, when his expression was more serious than now, the result? So you should never take Wang Kai's words seriously, especially when talking about relationships. So I patted him on the shoulder and said: "Okay, I understand, then I'll go out first, if you need anything, call me, Mr. Wang."
Not long after I walked out of Wang Kai's office, he suddenly stopped me from behind. He: "Official banquet, in fact, the two of us can try to fall in love."
I didn't look back: "Forget it, I want to live a few more years."
After that morning, Wang Kai was no different from usual, he still looked like a cynical playboy, except of course when he was working. He also teases me from time to time, which I am used to and don't care about. I think that thick-skinned people like me are really rare.
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At the end of the year, the leaders of all levels of the company finished the year-end summary meeting and went to a certain restaurant for dinner together. At the beginning of the meal, it was quite formal and grand, but later on, it was completely a cup of tea. Anyway, Chinese people like to see the truth at the wine table, no matter what, this is understandable. What I can't understand is that someone always comes to toast me. Later, I suddenly thought of an old saying, "One person attains the Tao, a chicken dog ascends to heaven". I guess I am Wang Kai's chicken dog, and others are polite to me because of his face.
It seems that a leader is a leader, although I really can't respect this leader.
Although I am immune to alcohol, we have to admit that this thing is really hard to drink, far less enjoyable than cola orange. If you don't have something on your mind, no matter how you drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. Well, although I can't get drunk, I can pretend to be drunk. I'm not good at acting, but pretending to be drunk is really successful, not worse than that handsome Xue Yunfeng.
So after I had a few glasses of wine, I lay on the table groaning and refused to get up. My old lady was drunk like this, what the hell!
People who are so drunk that they are unconscious can't take the initiative to ask to go back, so I had to obediently lie on the table and pretend to sleep, and everyone gradually ignored the existence of me, and continued to drink and drink. Wang Kai is quite a conscientious person. He was almost drunk, so he picked me up, bid farewell to everyone, and went out. I pretended to be drunk and looked back dimly. Among the sober people present, most of them looked at us with wrong eyes. Alas, why are people so impure these days...
Wang Kai took out his keys and wanted to pick up the car, but I disagreed desperately. He hugged the pillar at the entrance of the hotel and refused to let go, howling, "Don't, it's illegal to drink and drive!" Don't order me to have more.
Wang Kai rubbed my head with a smile and said, "It doesn't matter. In the urban area, there are only people who block people to death, not people who kill people."
I perfectly performed the stubbornness that a drunk should have, hugged the pillar and raised my neck, doing nothing.
Wang Kai had no choice but to pick up the key and help me to hail a taxi. He took my arm with one hand, held my shoulder with the other, and almost pulled me into his arms. I was very displeased with this position, but considering that I am now a drunk, I had no choice but to hold back.
I leaned in Wang Kai's arms, swayed and walked, intermittently: "Send... take me home..."
Wang Kai's voice sounded from above my head: "Okay, okay, I got it. You are so drunk and you know how to beware of me."
I was afraid that he would see the flaw, so I had to talk nonsense again.
Wang Kai stuffed me into a taxi and gave the driver my address, and I was relieved. To be honest, Wang Kai, I can’t say that he lacks morals, but this person’s mind is too open, he never seems to take sex with women seriously, and in his consciousness, it seems that other women also You should think so. So I really have to guard against him today, in case everyone gets drunk and hungry.
Wang Kai stuffed me into the carriage, got in himself, and then he pulled me into his arms. I struggled to move, but he pressed me and said, "Don't move, I'm afraid you'll hit your head."
His reasons are so legitimate, I feel a little hypocritical. So I had no choice but to lean in his arms obediently and pretend to sleep with my eyes closed.
Wang Kai stroked my forehead, and suddenly asked in a low voice, "Yanyan, who is your favorite?"
I replied vaguely: "Mom."
"Hehe, what a filial child, I like it." He said, rubbing my head again.
Wang Kai said again: "Yanyan, can I kiss you?"
I can not."
Wang Kai: "Are you drunk?"
Me: "I'm not drunk, really not."
Wang Kai: "Well, you are drunk, really drunk."
Wang Kai: "Yanyan, I can't kiss you, so who can?"
Me: "Mom."
Wang Kai: "Except for mother?"
Me: "Mango."
Wang Kai: "Who is Mango? Your boyfriend?"
Me: "Mango is Tangerine's boyfriend."
Wang Kai: "Who is Tangerine, your good friend?"
Me: "En."
Wang Kai: "You actually robbed your good friend's boyfriend?"
Me: "Well, they don't mind."
Wang Kai: "What kind of people are your friends?"
Me: "They are all dogs, very cute."
silence.
After a while, Wang Kai asked again, "Yanyan, can Jiang Li kiss you?"
I can not."
Wang Kai: "What about Yu Zifei?"
I can not."
Wang Kai: "Where's Xue Yunfeng?"
I can."
Wang Kai: "Do you like Xue Yunfeng?"
Me: "Well, he is my godson."
Silence again.
Along the way, Wang Kai and I kept having such unnutritious conversations, I answered his questions vaguely, tried to convince him that I was drunk, and expected him to send me home as soon as possible.
I think it's good to stay with Jiang Li for a long time - at least my acting skills have really improved a lot.