As expected, my mother has come back, she is busy cooking in the kitchen, the first thing she said when she saw me was: "Are you not with Jiang Li?"
I sweated: "How can we stick together all the time, we have to keep it fresh." Who loves being with him!
My mother exposed me sharply: "You two are fresh enough, you just met yesterday."
While helping my mother peel the green onions, I said: "It's okay, anyway, after we get married, we can be together every day." After getting married, I don't have time to talk to him! … This is the voice of my heart.
My mother took my onion and said apologetically, "I thought you were with him, so I only made meals for one person."
I:"… "
My mother doesn't like to eat leftovers, and she doesn't like to waste, so when cooking, she likes to cook according to the number of mouths, unless there are special circumstances, such as a mouth with a very unclear appetite, of course, that kind of situation is very rare Less.
At this time, I really want to throw the table and rise up in anger, Xiao Qiling (my mother's name), you are really my own mother, you are so eager to send me out
My mother looked at my anger with disdain, then turned out some dried noodles and started cutting vegetables again. Although I am half a head taller than her, her aura is definitely more than a head taller than mine.
I think God created me to make people have another object of contempt, to satisfy their proud self-esteem. My future husband despises me, my buddies despise me, and my own mother despises me! … Should the United Nations consider giving me a special service award
I drooped my head and walked back to the living room, leaning on the sofa to watch TV. Glance at the phone next to me and pick it up to see if anyone remembers me.
Great, several missed calls. I opened it and saw that it was a good thing, this kid is still lingering.
It was Jiang Li again.
I checked the text messages, and there was only one, which was also from Jiang Li: What are you doing
I felt a little guilty for some reason, and didn't dare to return his calls, so I sent him a text message, and by the way, I cheekily preempted: Why do you always attack my mobile phone when I'm not around
Soon, he replied to me: Bajie
I understand this, Bajie's specialty is to fight back. So I was very angry: "Speak quickly, I am very busy."
Jiang Li: Is it convenient to answer the phone
I hesitated and calculated, and estimated that it would only cost one yuan to talk to him, so I called him generously.
After beeping for a while, Jiang Li over there picked up the phone.
Me: "Don't you just miss me and want to hear my voice?" Anyway, he is gay, so it doesn't matter if he flirts a little.
Jiang Li: "You're quite imaginative... find time to bring your family to have dinner with my family."
I was probably overwhelmed by his praise for being imaginative. My brain was short-circuited for a while, and I asked stupidly: "What about you?" To make amends, Jiang Li spoke up over there.
He: "I never thought I'd marry a silly wife."
He also: "Please give me face in front of my parents, don't let them doubt my aesthetics."
I was angry, and said sarcastically: "I'm sorry, the goods have been sold and will not be refunded."
He said calmly, "I don't want to quit, because I don't want to use it at all."
I also calmed down, anyway, according to the average gay does not like to see women, it is completely normal to be despised by him. So I reminded him: "Then don't worry about it when other people use it." If a beautiful man with a normal personality orientation falls on my head, I'm ashamed not to let him use it
He didn't seem to want to discuss too much with me on this issue, so he got down to business: "So, when is it convenient for you? How about tonight?"
"Wait a minute," I covered the phone and yelled to the kitchen, "Mom, there is a big dinner tonight, there is a treat, do you want to go?"
My mother's voice came over with the sound of sizzling cooking: "I'll go if it's delicious!"
So I raised the phone to my ear again, and said to Jiang Li, "It's done, you decide the time, my mother doesn't like western food, other things are optional, the most important thing is that the chef's skills must be absolutely excellent, my mother is very tricky." of."
Jiang Li said "En", and then ended the call. The two of them discussed the same thing, and they didn't even say goodbye.
…
I thought that Box must have her boyfriend to accompany her at night, so I don't need to worry about it, so I went to the banquet with my mother in peace.
The place for dinner is not far from my home. It is a Chinese restaurant that my mother often praises. Of course, she only went to it once in total. Because of this, my mother showed a satisfied smile before seeing Jiang Li. I kept reminding her from the side, "Mom, be reserved."
Jiang Li's parents look younger than I imagined. As soon as I saw his parents, I felt relieved, no wonder Jiang Li is so good-looking, it must be a genetic problem! His mother is really a great beauty. Although she is old now, she can vaguely see the charm of her back then. Especially her skin is really well maintained. His father is also very handsome, and he exudes a kind of stability, wisdom, and vicissitudes that only a mature old man can have. The last word is definitely a commendatory tone.
After everyone said hello to each other, my mother first took the hand of her in-laws and asked her how to maintain her skin.
Although Jiang Li's mother looks more reserved and dignified, there is no woman in the world who doesn't love beauty, let alone such a beautiful woman, so her brows were full of joy, and she kindly exchanged her beauty experience with my mother.
Originally, as a woman, I should also join the beauty camp, but considering that this might neglect Jiang Li's father, En En, I have always been a sensible child, so I politely chatted with Uncle Jiang.
Unfortunately, because of my mother's interference (I insist that it was because of her interference that the two camps were so obvious), Jiang Li was left out in the cold.
Uncle Jiang is a very talkative person, and he is kind, likes to laugh, and is very kind when he laughs. In short, he is much better than his son.
Through conversation, I learned that Jiang Li's parents are both retired high school teachers. His father teaches mathematics and his mother teaches Chinese. It's a pity that I got 50 points in Chinese in mathematics in the college entrance examination. At that time, writing an 800-character composition was more painful than constipation, which made me feel hair standing on end when I saw the Chinese teacher. Although the Chinese teacher in front of me is a kind beauty and my mother-in-law, but I... the damage brought to me by the college entrance examination is irreversible damage, so I don't expect anything. So when Jiang Li's mother looked at me, I just smiled at her, not talking, the muscles on my face were still frozen when I smiled.
Jiang Li was sitting next to me, he suddenly came close to my ear, and said secretly: "Are you jealous of my mother's beauty?"
I put a piece of red pepper into his bowl, tilted my head, and he brought his ears to him cooperatively, so I explained: "I have language phobia."
He laughed lowly, it looked very fake at first glance, probably he deliberately showed his affection to me in front of his parents, I was speechless, this kid was considered well-intentioned.
I raised my head and was about to chat with Uncle Jiang about the stupid things about Jiang Li, so that I can use them in future bickering. At this time, I saw that the three parents had stopped chatting and looked at Jiang Li and me ambiguously. Obviously, Jiang Li's intimacy that didn't exceed the distance just now made them very useful.
Although I am thick-skinned, I am an old maid anyway, so I blushed furiously, put a piece of wax gourd into the bowl of the beautiful Chinese teacher, fucked the mosquito and said: "Auntie, eat vegetables, this thing is beautiful Then, I put another piece of bitter gourd into the bowl of the handsome old man Jiang, and smiled at him: "Uncle, eat vegetables, eat vegetables, bitter gourd can relieve fire." Elderly people generally need to defeat fire.
Then my mother quit, staring at my chopsticks and waiting for me to pick up food for her. I really wanted to pick up the bone for her, but I was afraid that she would not be reserved enough to clean me up on the spot, so I just ignored her eyes and buried my head in eating.
At this time, Jiang Li took a piece of beef and put it in my mother's bowl, his tone was gentle and polite: "Auntie, how about the heat of this stewed beef?"
My mother immediately put the beef into her mouth with a smile, smashed it twice, and said with a smile: "Very good, better than mine."
I figured that she was actually thinking, "It's just as good as mine", but she was too embarrassed to be narcissistic in front of her son-in-law and his family.
So Jiang Li told the truth in her words obsequiously: "It's definitely not comparable to your stew, Yan even praised your craftsmanship with me."
My mother suddenly became a brilliant morning glory, and gave me a rewarding look: "The banquet is always messy."
Wiping sweat, me, me, me... I am just, you, of, mouth, taste, compare, compare, trick...
Then Jiang Li said, "Auntie, the banquet has worried you a lot over the years, right?" He didn't forget to glance at me with a doting look, misleading everyone's attention.
When my mother saw this, she became interested. What she is usually best at is not cooking, but exposing me!
This time I was really speechless.
Fortunately, my mother is still not confused to the end, probably because she is afraid that Jiang Li's family will dislike me and regret the marriage. So she did three or two things that are more representative and won't make me down too much, but in this way, everyone can be regarded as finding a common language, and those three parents are competing to expose the comparison between their children. Unsatisfactory but cute side, of course, there will be no things that are too embarrassing, and everyone is not a fool.
As a result, the layout of the dining table changed, and Jiang Li and I were left alone.
I think Jiang Li is really powerful, he seems to be the one who controls the whole situation, he can change everyone's direction with just a few words. I don't know if he is like this when he is working. If so, then his BMW should not be rented, right
I was thinking wildly, when Jiang Li suddenly leaned into my ear and said, "Where's your father?"
I found that the words he wants to have with me can only be heard by others. No wonder he always flirts and talks sweetly. Although I don't like it, I still have to accept it.
So I leaned into his ear and whispered, "I'll tell you a secret."
Jiang Li said "En" and waited for the next sentence.
Me: "Actually, my mother is the same as Jesus' mother, she can conceive without a man." I think there are some things that can only be thought of by one person. kind of thing.
Jiang Li gave him a look of understanding, and said in a low voice, "I have a job to do."
I suddenly understood, my dad didn't come today, I guess when Jiang Li's parents go back, they will definitely ask Jiang Li, what happened to the official banquet's father? Since I'm already Jiang Li's wife, he can't help but know about it, right? He can't answer "wait a minute and I'll ask." In this way, even if we don't wear clothes, our marriage will be questioned, and even his parents will think that I don't trust their son. I dare not ask for it.
Sure enough, Jiang Li was more thoughtful, I felt relieved, and leaned over and said, "Divorce, I left when I was a sophomore in high school."
In order to do a full set of acting, Jiang Li listened to my words, patted my head affectionately, and the two of them stopped talking.