Originally, I thought I wouldn't be able to sleep again tonight, but I didn't expect to fall asleep in a daze in the middle of the night, and I slept so sweetly that I didn't get up until Jiang Li knocked on my door the next day .
I guess it was because my brain was rather chaotic when I just woke up, so I got out of bed in a daze, went to open the door, then poked my head out, and said to Jiang Li lazily, "Knock what, don't you have the key?"
Jiang Li was startled, then said, "Then I won't knock next time."
I felt like I had made another mistake, so I immediately shook my head vigorously and said, "You are not allowed to enter my room without permission from now on!"
Jiang Li didn't even shake his head.
I added: "Also, did you sleepwalk last night? Why did you come to my room in the middle of the night?"
Jiang Li: "I just want to see if you are asleep."
Me: "And then?"
Jiang Li: "You didn't fall asleep the first time, but you slept like a pig the second and third time."
I looked at him angrily, completely speechless, you came three times
Jiang Li ignored my anger, and said rationally and confidently: "What else, do you want me to carry you to the hospital?"
Well, it's rare for Jiang Li to show his conscience, I will bear it!
There's nothing to be mad about, really. Because, New Year's Day is here.
What does New Year's Day mean? Before yesterday, New Year's Day was just a holiday for me, not much different from Labor Day and Mid-Autumn Festival. The New Year's Day in the glorious history of the banquet will be a successful New Year's Day, a victorious New Year's Day, a New Year's Day when a turned serf will sing...
To put it bluntly, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, this guy Jiang Li will be driven by me for three days... When I think of this, I get extremely excited, and I can't wait to tie a chain around Jiang Li's neck and lead him out for a walk. What's the matter, there will be a day when I will bully Jiang Li at the official banquet!
As soon as I thought of this, I suddenly felt that it was worthwhile for me to be bullied by Jiang Li last night, well, I am such an unscrupulous person...
Jiang Li was very conscious of being a slave. He bought breakfast early in the morning and waited for me to wake up. The service was really good. I gave Jiang Li a rewarding look and started to enjoy breakfast. But when I was having breakfast, I discovered a strange problem. Jiang Li's left and right palms had a Band-Aid on them respectively... What the heck, what the hell is this kid doing
I put down the cage bag, picked up Jiang Li's hand, looked inside and out, and asked strangely: "Jiang Li, is your band-aid going to expire soon?" But if you don't run out, you can stick it On the head, on the legs, on the buttocks, close to the palm of the hand... It's really creative, as expected, a pervert is a pervert.
Jiang Li shook off my hand and said flatly, "It's none of your business."
I turned against you, and dared to talk to the master like this. So I raised my eyebrows, threw my chopsticks on the table, and said viciously: "Jiang Li, you are a slave now, if you talk to your master like this again, I will carve words on your face!"
Jiang Li cracked open an egg silently, peeled it twice and put it in my bowl, then raised his head and smiled, the smile was so overwhelming that my jaw almost dropped in shock.
I didn't expect, I didn't expect that Jiang Li could be used with the word "beautiful"... Although I really don't want to admit it, but his smile just now is really like a gorgeous spring scene, which makes people hold their breath and be fascinated by it. This beauty is shocking.
"Master, eat eggs." Jiang Li's deep and gentle voice flowed like fine silk.
I trembled, rubbed my eyes, and forced myself to shift my gaze from Jiang Li's face to the eggs in the bowl. You know, no matter how beautiful the beauty is, it cannot fill your stomach. I am a very pragmatic person.
So I poked the egg and bit down hard.
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I didn't have any plans for the New Year's Day holiday before. Originally, I was a person who didn't like to go out very much, and besides, I was quite afraid of the cold, so I planned to eat, drink, sleep and sleep at home on New Year's Day, and enjoy the life of a feudal landlady. But now it's different, I've changed my mind. It's rare for you, Jiang Li, to be raped by me. If I didn't drag him out for a walk, it would be a waste of resources.
But where
At this time, a certain slave suggested: "How about going skiing?"
A certain slave owner, this plan is very good. But... I won't...
A certain slave knocked on the slave master's head: "You can learn if you don't know how, idiot."
The slave owner glared at him, what the hell are you talking about!
A certain slave changed from knocking to kneading, gently stroking the head of the slave master, and the tenderness in his eyes dripped water: "Master, I can teach you."
slave master... vomit...
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Although I don't know how to ski, but considering my talent (this is self-deprecating...), I guess skiing is not too difficult. I was about to get ready when Jiang Li suddenly said, "Do you have skis? Do you have ski suits? Have you booked tickets yet?"
I was dumbfounded and shook my head.
Jiang Li shook his head bitterly: "Then you are going now, are you going to show the gate of the ski resort?"
I nodded in frustration, and shook my head again.
So the slave owner was carried by the slave to the mall.
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I looked at Jiang Li in front of the mirror, the more I looked at it, the more unpleasant it became. It’s a good thing, this guy usually has a face that is so ugly that I have tolerated him for a long time, and the only thing I can laugh at him is "can't wear clothes", because he often just wears casually A shirt and jeans, and then a jacket indiscriminately... But now
So I suddenly found out that this kid doesn't know how to put on clothes, he just doesn't bother to put on clothes!
He carried me around the mall for more than a while, gesticulating all kinds of clothes on me, for a while, the color of this coat didn’t match, and for a while, that pair of pants didn’t look stylish enough, and for a while, the other set was actually pretty good, what a pity you are too I can't support myself... Lift the table! If you want to laugh at my body, you just have to be straight, do you need to beat around the bush? !
In the end, Jiang Li finally decided on a set. I wore it on my body and turned it around in front of the mirror several times. I found it was really good, very young and dynamic, and it made me very heroic. Some of the advertisements in some magazines are a fight.
I was about to praise Jiang Li a few words, but I heard him say to the shopping guide: "According to her clothes, give me a men's suit."
After Jiang Li came out of the fitting room, I... felt sad and angry.
He was the one who was trying on clothes from the beginning to the end, and the clothes I tried on looked a hundred times better on him than on me! This set of clothes is pretending to be dynamic when I wear it to death, but when it comes to him, it is completely exuding the breath of sports. He seems to be a seasoned athlete. I even had hallucinations, as if I saw him stepping on Heroic running on the snow field with skis.
Standing with Jiang Li, he is the handsome white horse, and I am the disheveled rat.
So all I can do is envy and hate...
Jiang Li in the mirror seemed to feel my hostile gaze, he looked towards me and smiled at me. Provocation, naked provocation!
I didn't say anything, I just felt the shopping guide beside me stagger a bit, and then she supported the hanger, her cheeks were flushed and she looked at Jiang Li in a nympho.
Slave Master... vomited again...
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After lunch, I asked Jiang Li where he was going in the afternoon, and Jiang Li said, "Let's go see my mother-in-law."
I think that's right, I haven't seen my mother for some days, and I miss her. So I called her, and when the old lady heard that we were going to see her, she was overjoyed: "I just want to sing, so please accompany me."
I calmly closed the phone, not surprised by her behavior. Although my mother is an old lady in her 60s, she is crazier than me. Nowadays, she loves to play with many things that young people love to play. She also had an 18-year-old netizen, but she chased the child all day to let people call her grandma, and then the child dragged her into the blacklist in a rage.
Look, Xiao Qiling, the only person in this world who can endure you is your own daughter.