Jiang Li bumped into the wall of the pool, and was forced to slide a couple more times. He slid to the bottom of the u-shaped pool and stopped. Then he lay on the ground motionless...
Terrified, I ran over and squatted beside him. I wasn't sure which part of Jiang Li's body was damaged, so I didn't dare to touch him casually, so I just asked, "You you you... are you okay?"
Jiang Li opened his eyes, and there was a brilliant light flowing in them. He raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and he didn't look in a bad mood. He: "Guan Yan, even if I'm really handsome, you don't have to shout so loudly, do you?"
I always blushed and didn't know what to do. Speaking of which, I was really not reserved enough just now, I guess Jiang Li was frightened by me. Imagine that a person is concentrating on something, and suddenly someone yells at him...
Seeing that I was silent, Jiang Li said coquettishly: "Actually, you can just tell me secretly."
I:"… "
Jiang Li, you are so cold==
I asked Jiang Li, "Where did you fall? Is it serious?"
Jiang Li lazily raised his arm: "Help me up first."
So I did exactly that. Although there is a voice deep in my heart that has been screaming, the official banquet is actually you who are the master, the master...
I supported Jiang Li and asked worriedly, "Jiang Li, do you want to go to the hospital? Does it hurt?"
Jiang Li unceremoniously pressed half of his body on me, he frowned and moaned twice, and then said, "You really care about me."
I glared at him: "Nonsense! You are my slave, if you become disabled, who will serve me?"
Jiang Li said, "If I am disabled, it's time for you to serve me."
I was annoyed: "It's a good idea, if you become disabled, I will destroy your humanity."
Jiang Li was not scared off by me, he calmly said: "I'm not far from being disabled now, I guess you have to wait on me for a few days."
At this time, two Caucasians walked by us. One of them glanced at Jiang Li, then turned around and chatted with the other.
I asked Jiang Li: "What kind of birdsong do they speak?"
Jiang Li hadn't answered yet, at this moment, one of the Caucasian men spoke to me in a not-so-fluent Beijing movie: "Girl, I'm not talking about birds."
I suddenly broke out in cold sweat. What is wrong with this guy? He learns from us Chinese and swears.
Without waiting for my words, Jiang Li smiled apologetically at those two people, and pulled me away.
I was extremely depressed, and asked Jiang Li, "Is their language French?"
Jiang Li was still laughing after walking so far, he nodded and said, "Yes."
Me: "Then what are they doing?"
Jiang Li: "You are very cute."
I immediately understood that Jiang Li doesn't understand French. But this guy is still smart, and the compliments make this girl happy, although I always knew I was cute (hey!)…
Of course, after a long time, when I learned that Jiang Li could actually understand French, he only revealed the true content of the conversation between the two Caucasians under my coercion. details as following:
Caucasian A to Caucasian B: "I just saw that this person did a good job of protecting himself when he fell, so he shouldn't be injured, right?"
Caucasian B replied: "I saw it too. He must have been unharmed. This woman was fooled."
Caucasian A said: "But this man's aerial skills are really good...Girl, I'm not talking about birds." The latter sentence is in Chinese.
…
When Jiang Li and I left the ski resort, I asked him if he could drive, he gritted his teeth and said, "Barely yes."
So I felt even more guilty.
When we got home, Jiang Li laid down on the sand carelessly, commanding me without raising his eyelids: "Official banquet, pour me a glass of water."
I obediently responded, and went to pour water for him. So far, the roles of slave and slave master have been completely reversed.
I had no choice but to ask the heavens, only to cry a thousand lines, and I had to pretend to be very happy on the surface, because Jiang Li was a sick person... Why am I so unlucky!
I handed the water to Jiang Li and asked cautiously, "Jiang Li, do you really not need to go to the hospital?"
Jiang Li waved his hand generously: "It's okay, you don't have to worry."
I was even more embarrassed: "I will pay for the medical expenses... Of course, if you feel sorry, you can pay for it yourself..."
Jiang Li took a sip of water, lazily put the glass in my hand, and I took it respectfully. Then Jiang Li put on the air of his sick number and said, "It's all over, just rest at home for a few days."
I still feel a little sorry and want to talk, but I don't know what.
At this moment Jiang Li said again: "If you are worried, just stay at home and take care of me."
I was a little embarrassed: "But I have to go to work... Otherwise, why don't I send you to the hospital?"
"Go to work?" The corners of Jiang Li's mouth curved, and there was a hint of slyness in his smile, "Don't even think about it."
I'm at a loss, why don't I even think about going to work
Jiang Li lifted his chin triumphantly, and looked towards the direction of the study: "Go, there is a magazine called ZZ Fashion on the table in my study, bring it here."
My heart sank, and I looked at Jiang Li nervously. ZZ fashion? ZZ fashion! It seems that Jiang Li and I mentioned ZZ Fashion once, and that time, it happened that I made a bet with him... This time, he won't really be interviewed by ZZ Fashion, right? God, how is it possible
I stood there motionless as if struck by lightning, Jiang Li tugged at the corner of my clothes, and gloated, "What's the matter, what are you afraid of?"
I shivered, put the water glass on the coffee table tremblingly, and then staggered to the study.
In the most conspicuous place on Jiang Li's desk, a brand new magazine lay there quietly. Although the binding is beautiful, I find it hideous.
Then, on the cover of the magazine, Jiang Li was dressed brightly, with a calm expression, smiling calmly, as if saying: "Official banquet, are you silly?"
My legs were weak and I almost fell, but fortunately I held the table in time. Trembling, I picked up the magazine and carefully looked at the person on the cover. Maybe, maybe it just resembles Jiang Li? Although it is impossible to look so similar, what if
I turned the page of the interview, and suddenly saw the big name—ad
I suddenly became excited, the guy in the magazine was called Ad, not Jiang Li! It's so good, my old lady was almost fooled by this kid! But it's amazing that there are two people who look so much alike in this world.
So I excitedly held the magazine and ran back to the living room, squatted in front of Jiang Li, pointed to the name on the magazine and said to him: "Jiang Li, who do you want to fool, this person is AD!"
Jiang Li was laying on the sand at this moment with his eyes closed, he heard what I said, he didn't even open his eyes, and calmly said: "I forgot to tell you, my name in the rivers and lakes is ad."