Jiang Li: "I forgot to tell you, my name in the rivers and lakes is ad."
I shook my hand and almost threw the magazine on the ground. It's amazing, someone like Jiang Li can go to ZZ fashion? Apart from being smarter and more knowledgeable than the average person, he doesn't seem to have any special features, right
Unwillingly, I read that magazine's exclusive interview carefully. When I saw the three big characters "xQ网", I suddenly opened my mouth wide and couldn't speak.
xQ.com, a website that has risen rapidly in just a few years, although it is not as strong as other large websites, it is one of the websites with the fastest growth rate and the most promising development prospects. I'm a layman, and I don't know much about the advantages of xQ.com, but from the perspective of an ordinary netizen, xQ.com does a good job. The vision of this website is very unique. For example, there are several web games in China, and they all seemed to be on xQ.com when they first became popular. Moreover, the forum of this website is very lively, and many posts or speeches that may be banned on other websites can float in the forum of this website as if nothing had happened. In addition, the server of this website is very powerful, fast, and never makes mistakes. In addition, I also like some of its more unique functions, which are very convenient and practical. My blog is opened on xQ.com, and I buy a lot of things on the shopping channel of xQ.com.
And this latest issue of ZZ Fashion, the first sentence in its character interview is, "As the founder of xQ.com, ad..."
So you can imagine how shocked I would be.
The ad is the founder of xQ.com, and the testimony provided by Jiang Li shows that this ad is Ya Jiangli's vest. So, Jiang Li, he is, the founder of xQ.com...
So, this world is a fantasy...
I stared at the line of words on the magazine, and then groped to pinch Jiang Li's arm. With Jiang Li's scream, I threw the magazine away, looked at Jiang Li dully, and said slowly : "So it's really not an illusion."
Jiang Li rubbed his arms and shook his head helplessly: "Guan Yan, accept the reality honestly."
I suddenly rushed forward and grabbed his neck, shaking him and said sadly: "You, you, how did this happen, why did you suddenly become the founder of xQ.com..."
Jiang Li easily opened my hands, calmly: "I have always been."
Me: "Then why didn't you do it before?"
Jiang Li: "You didn't ask either."
I:"… "
I squeezed my fist, and there was anger burning in my heart. This guy did it on purpose, absolutely! As the founder of xQ.com, and he is so beautiful and can put on a show, it is a breeze for him to get into ZZ fashion! So he set up a trap on purpose, and wanted to bet with me, waiting for me to jump!
Thinking of this, I couldn't calm down anymore, grabbed Jiang Li's collar, and said fiercely: "You! Did you deliberately want to bet with me?!"
Jiang Li was supporting the sand with both arms at this time, and did not resist. He raised his eyebrows triumphantly and said, "I remember, you took the initiative to bet with me."
I was taken aback for a moment, and then thought of another question: "Then why are you pretending that you don't have the strength to be in a magazine?"
Jiang Li smiled slightly: "This is called soldiers are not tired of deception, you will believe me?"
I:"… "
I was speechless again and asked the heavens that there is only a thousand lines of tears. This world is too dark to have such a human disaster as Jiang Li. He is a pest at all!
Jiang Li took my hand away and said with a smile: "Guan Yan, do you still remember the bet we made?"
coming! I looked at him with grief and indignation, I forgot would you believe it
Jiang Li nodded and said, "I know you haven't forgotten. Then, all your bank deposits will be mine from now on. What's your opinion?"
I shook my head feebly.
Jiang Li continued to say to himself: "Also, don't forget to resign the day after tomorrow, do you need my company?"
I was even more powerless: "You can go if you want." I know you want to see Wang Kai.
Jiang Li shook his head and sighed deeply: "Guanyan, in fact, if you take out all the money in the bank when you make this bet, then no matter what the outcome of the bet is, you won't have any financial losses."
Khan, it's really a good idea, why didn't I think of it? Jiang Li, Jiang Li, didn't you just wait until now when I lost the bet with me, so that I would regret it? Aren't you mad at me...
I sat on the floor with my back against the sand, and I didn't even have the strength to lift my head up.
Jiang Li tugged at a strand of my hair, feeling very happy. He: "Official banquet, hurry up and cook."
I rely on my mother's money and I have lost my job, and I still make a fool of myself! Forget about starving!
Jiang Li saw that I was indifferent, so he said: "Well, if you don't do it, I will do it."
I shivered, and said helplessly, "I'll do it, okay? Jiang Li, you are really my uncle!" I said, struggling to get up from the floor, and walked towards the kitchen.
Jiang Li who was behind suddenly asked, "Am I that old?"
I turned around and stared at him: "Shut up! Jiang Li, you are so cold!"
…
Jiang Li's body was really not covered, he was served by me for a day, and by January 4th he was already alive and well. So, he could swagger and push me to resign.
I've never heard of anyone quitting a job because of a bet, so I really want to cry for myself.
Wang Kai is sitting leisurely behind a huge desk. When he saw me walking into his office, he grinned, and then he saw Jiang Li behind me, so Wang Kai's smile froze on his face...
I pulled a forced smile from the corner of my mouth, and put the resignation report on his desk.
When Wang Kai saw the resignation report, his face changed. He glanced at Jiang Li, and said to me indifferently: "Secretary, do you really want to resign?"
I hesitated, lowering my head and not daring to look at Wang Kai, Mr. Wang, I really don’t want to resign... My high-paying job that I finally got through cheating...
Wang Kai: "Why?"
Me: "It's written in the resignation report."
Wang Kai: "I want to hear the real reason."
The real reason is that I lost the bet. But such a shameful reason I would not even say it...
At this time, Jiang Li, who had been silent all this time, said: "The resignation report has been handed in, Yan, we can go."
I thought so, so I apologized to Wang Kai, turned around and walked away with Jiang Li.
"Jiang Li!" Wang Kai slapped the table suddenly, I was startled, looking back, he had already stood up from the chair, his face was covered with a layer of anger, which made people dare not despise him. He stared at Jiang Li and said, "What qualifications do you have to give her happiness?"
Jiang Li looked at Wang Kai's handsome face, was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled silently. That kind of smile, as if seeing something unbelievable or unreasonable.
Jiang Li hooked his arm around my shoulder and said to Wang Kai, "So, are you qualified?"
Wang Kai replied with a straight face: "Of course I have, at least I'm not gay!"
Jiang Li: "Okay, let's compare. First, hardware conditions. I think you already know who I am? Nan Xing seems to be richer than xQ, but you seem to have forgotten that Nan Xing belongs to your father. Comparing with me, is that old guy Wang Chenghai comparing with me, right?"
Wang Kai put on a sneering smile: "Maybe he really competed with you."
Jiang Li looked down at me, and said: "Besides, the official banquet is not interested in these things. She just needs to have food every day, and if she can get a salary of more than 100,000 to 200,000 yuan a year, she will be able to do it in her dreams." She woke up laughing. As for whether you are the heir of Nan Xing, or whether I am the founder of xQ, she is too lazy to care."
I sweat, just because you are the founder of xQ, you cheated me of all my money, you are so embarrassed!
Jiang Li seemed to feel my dissatisfaction. He patted me on the shoulder to express his comfort, and then said to Wang Kai: "Forget it, let's compare the key points. If you can give happiness to the official banquet, what will you give? Take Your tricks with women? Whether I'm gay or not, at least I never play with women."
Wang Kai: "Just because I play with other women doesn't mean I will play with her. I am sincere to her."
"Sincerity?" Jiang Li sneered, "Sincerity is made, not revealed. If a few sweet words count as sincerity, then the price of sincerity in this world is too low? Although the official banquet is stupid, it is not so easy to fool of!"
I tugged at the corner of Jiang Li's clothes and looked up at his sexy chin...Jiang Li, you are so eloquent...
Jiang Li lowered his head and smiled at me, then said to Wang Kai, "I won't waste my words with you. Facts speak louder than words. The facts we have now are enough to prove that for women, people like you are their greatest strengths." Security risks!"
"Take a step back, even if you really like Guan Yan so much, how long can you like her? A week? A month? Or a year? What about after a year? Have you ever thought about treating her as if you don't like her anymore? , What kind of harm will you do to her? If you can't put yourself in her shoes, then please stay away from her. "
"If you want to play with a woman, play it openly, don't pretend to be love...Of course I can't let the official banquet be played by you."
"The official banquet is my Jiangli's person by birth, and my Jiangli's dead person by death!"
After Jiang Li finished, without waiting for Wang Kai's answer, he turned around and went out with me. It is estimated that Wang Kai will also feel that his brain suddenly runs slowly for a moment... After all, we are all mortals, and Jiang Li, he is a pest...
And I... my brain has completely froze, and there is only one sentence bouncing back and forth on the black screen: Guan Yansheng is my Jiangli's person, and death is my Jiangli's dead person!
Life is my Jiangli's person, death is my Jiangli's dead...
I was carried by Jiang Li out of the office building of the xxx advertising company, and I attracted the attention of countless people along the way, and there seemed to be some low-pitched screams from women who were not too reserved. Of course, I basically don't have any impressions at this time, and my mind is full of replays of Jiang Li's last sentence, over and over again.
A faint sadness suddenly surged in my heart, Jiang Li, how could he say such things casually! Does he know that this is easy to cause my misunderstanding
But, why does my heart seem to flow with... er, moved
I looked sideways at Jiang Li and thought, if Jiang Li is not gay, if he is not gay...
I shook my head and smiled wryly, if Jiang Li wasn't gay, then I wouldn't have the chance to get close to him at the official banquet, right
When Jiang Li stuffed me into the car, I was still there. He helped me fasten my seat belt, patted my face again, and said strangely: "What's the matter with you at the official banquet, your face is so pale?"
I lowered my eyes and didn't look at him, and said lightly, "I'm fine, thank you."
Jiang Li: "You're welcome, actually losing your job is not a big deal, you don't need to be so depressed."
"Oh," I agreed, hesitated for a while, and summoned up the courage to say, "Jiang Li, you..." Do you actually like me once? But how is it possible, you are obviously gay... But since you are gay, don't act as if you like me a little bit, right? I was so nervous that I couldn't feel my heart beating. But I stopped talking for a long time, and still didn't say anything.
Jiang Li was a little surprised: "What's wrong with me?"
I leaned on the seat, lowered my eyes heartily, and said in a low voice: "Actually, you don't have to be so nice to me."
silence.
Still silent.
I thought that Jiang Li didn't hear me, just right, I also felt very embarrassed, let's pretend it didn't happen, put those narcissistic thoughts behind me, I told myself over and over again: Jiang Li likes men, women all retreat...
At this moment, Jiang Li's cold voice came from one side, he said, "I am willing."
…
I think Jiang Li must have picked up the wrong script. According to the original idea, he should be very interested in Wang Kai, but now... Although I dare not, he seems to be interested in me, but he treats Wang Kai in the same way. You're welcome. Thinking of this, I cautiously asked Jiang Li again: "Jiang Li, be honest with me."
Jiang Li was eating the lunch I made at this time, and seemed to be in a good mood. He stared at the sweet and sour pork ribs on the plate, and replied without raising his head: "."
I hesitated and hawed for a long time, and finally got up the courage to say: "Jiang Li, do you really not like Wang Kai?"
Jiang Li: "Nonsense, do you really like it?"
I explained: "Mine is not that kind of liking, but that kind of liking, uh, that is, the liking of men for men, you understand..."
Jiang Li stuffed a piece of pork ribs into my mouth, with a bad expression on his face: "Guanyan, don't force me."
…
Since the Chinese New Year will be one month away, I am not in a hurry to find a job. Although all my deposits are gone, but Jiang Li is gone, as long as I cook and do housework for him, he will give me some pocket money from time to time, and bonuses if I perform well.
Me: "How about I work for your xQ?" xQ yeah, one of my favorite websites, I get excited just thinking about it.
Jiang Li replied blankly: "I think you are more suitable to be a full-time wife."
So I turned into Jiang Li's nanny in such a sad way, and I even had to deliver his lunch, and I had to eat with him... because Jiang Li didn't like to eat alone. I was tortured by him to the point of grief and indignation, this guy is too deceitful...
I really can't figure out how things can develop like this, you know, when Jiang Li wanted to eat my cooking when he first got married, it all depends on my face!
No matter what my thoughts were, anyway, at almost noon the next day, I still carried a huge thermos pot and came to the headquarters of xQ in a hurry.
The sweet-looking front desk lady asked me who I was looking for with a smile on her throat, which was even sweeter than her face. Without even thinking about it, I replied to find Jiang Li. The front desk lady is stupid.
I suddenly remembered Jiang Li's vest, so I changed my mind and said, "I'll find the ad and bring him lunch."
The sweet receptionist glanced at the rice cooker in my hand, although his eyes were polite, they still couldn't hide his contempt. She politely asked me if I had an appointment, and then crackled some words, which probably meant that there are many people who want to find an ad, who are you
I think what Jiang Li did was really dishonest. He clearly wanted me to deliver food, but why did Mao get stuck at the front desk and wouldn't let him go? I took out my mobile phone and called Jiang Li angrily, asking him what he had come up with. Jiang Li smiled and said it was okay, and asked me to give the phone to the front desk. I do.
Then, the moment the sweet front desk lady put the mobile phone to her ear, her face was full of surprise and excitement, and there was a wave of reverence, as if it was not actually a mobile phone, but one left by Tony Leung. Shoes... However, in just one sentence, all the positive emotions on that face completely disappeared, replaced by disappointment, panic and unwillingness.
I watched with great interest the changes in her expressions. She was able to change so many expressions in such a short period of time. This girl is really talented.
Sister Tianmei promised me a few times, then handed me the phone, and enthusiastically told me where Jiang Li's office is.
…
When I walked into Jiangli's office, I saw him looking at some documents. I walked over, put the rice cooker on his desk proudly, and said loudly, "Dinner is ready!"
Jiang Li raised his head, saw that it was me, and frowned. He moved his shoulders and said, "Rub my shoulders first."
I rely on you to think that I am your nanny? I just wanted to object, but Jiang Li said: "About the bonus..."
I ran up behind him unscrupulously and rubbed his shoulders gently. Jiang Li's shoulders are really broad... Stop, stop, what am I thinking...
While rubbing, I asked Jiang Li: "What did you do to the sister at the front desk just now? You scared her."
Jiang Li replied: "It's nothing, I just told her that you can make her leave xQ with one word."
I was taken aback: "I, I, I... Am I that good?"
Jiang Li was enjoying my service comfortably, while looking through what was in the lunch, he said casually: "You can try it."
Well, I admit that I don't have the guts to try it, Jiang Li might actually do such a perverted thing. It suddenly occurred to me that the eunuchs and maids in ancient times desperately wanted to work under the emperor's subordinates, and occasionally they could decide a person's life or death with just a few words. Although this kind of occupation is dangerous, the feeling of being close to the superior is really refreshing... Wait a minute, why do I think of eunuchs and maids of honor instead of empresses and concubines? No, no, it seems that I can't be regarded as a queen or concubine, I'm just Jiang Li's nominal wife, uh, this in ancient times was... an empress and concubine who has never been lucky? Since pia, what am I thinking about...
I didn't go home immediately after lunch, anyway, I have nothing to do when I go back, so I might as well play in Jiang Li's office for a while, and visit the office of the founder of xQ. , um, very good.
I nestled on the wide sand and looked at Jiang Li who was not far away. He was typing something in front of the computer, very attentive. His skin was fair and delicate, his eyes were deep, his nose was straight, and his thin lips were slightly pursed. From my point of view, his facial features are perfect, like a man who came out of a cartoon. His shape is very simple, standing on his head neither long nor short, like a well-behaved middle school student. He was still too lazy to put clothes on his body, he just put on a white shirt casually, with the first button open, casual and calm. A very ordinary white shirt is worn on him, but it is easy to make people feel different. The winter sun came in and coated his body with a layer of golden light. I suddenly thought foolishly, would it be warm to stand under that layer of light...
At this time, Jiang Li suddenly raised his head and looked in my direction. I didn't react, I just stared at him stupidly.
Jiang Li suddenly turned the corners of his mouth and smiled at me, the golden sunlight hit the corners of his lips, it was very pretty and very... seductive...
"Official banquet." Jiang Li suddenly called me.
Me: "Huh?"
Jiang Li: "Wipe off the drool."
Realizing my gaffe, I hurriedly raised my sleeve and wiped my mouth... How could it be! It suddenly occurred to me that Jiang Li had played this kind of trick before, and I thought of Jiang Li's strong figure that could not be concealed under his thin bathrobe. I almost had a nosebleed again...
Jiang Li's pleasant low laughter came from the opposite side. He smiled and said: "Guan Yan, you have been coveting my beauty for a long time, right?"
I:"… "
I angrily fell on the sand and pretended to be dead, Jiang Li, you will die if you don't spoil the atmosphere? !
I lay on the sofa for a while, and actually fell asleep. I had a dream, and it was a, uh, erotic dream. I dreamed that Jiang Li lowered his head and kissed me passionately, and I cheekily stuck out my tongue and licked my lips, then Jiang Li opened his mouth to grab my tongue and continued to linger...
However, there always seems to be a voice echoing in my heart: It's a pity that you are gay, it's a pity that you are gay...