"So I ran back to the foot of the mountain and devoted myself to cultivation. After five hundred years, I finally came out of the customs. I transformed into his appearance, and participated in the feasts of the heavens everywhere. His image is a mess, thinking that one day he hears about it, he will definitely come to arrest me, and we can meet up smoothly."
The scholar laughed uncontrollably: "Originally snakes are called little dragons. It's not surprising that people can't recognize them after five hundred years of practice. It's really... perseverance."
The focus of the spoon is not on this at all, and the smile is stiff: "You haven't done anything in the past five hundred years, but you have been thinking about his appearance? Just to frame him just to become his appearance?"
The little white snake nodded innocently: "Yes."
Shaozi roared secretly, she finally knew why her cultivation base was so low, it was because of her own tossing!
The scholar smiled and asked, "You succeeded? Did he come to see you?"
The little white snake sniffled and choked up: "No, he still didn't come to catch me."
Shaozi sighed, Dragon God is really calm. This is not a bear kid at all, it is clearly a bear. She patted her head: "This is a reminder of something sad, and it's not the first time I've been frustrated."
The little white snake said angrily: "Because I ate and drank everywhere, I turned into a big, fat, son!"
"..."
The corner of the spoon's mouth tugged, holding back a smile. Looking at the scholar again, he was clearly holding back his laughter.
The little white snake sniffed, feeling very sad: "Afterwards, I didn't eat meat for a year, and finally returned to my original state, so sad."
Spoon could no longer find words to comfort her, and it seemed that the process was more interesting: "What happened next?"
Now they are inseparable, and there is no objection to giving them a room, but he has been calm for so many years after framing the Dragon God like this. It doesn't matter whether he is generous or disdainful, but in the end it is still the rhythm of being together. Wait, this is no longer a master-student rhythm, but a sadomasochistic relationship across races, right
Then the little white snake said: "Later I learned to be good. Since he doesn't care about infamy, I'll go and do good things for him. It's more than enough for me to sprinkle rain on a small area to put out wildfires. Sometimes I help others out of pleasure and help little monsters." , help him carry forward the good name."
The scholar couldn't help it either: "What about later?"
"Later... he still didn't come out, but I didn't have any expectations, so I just took advantage of his name to do good deeds. But one day, he really came... He has been here until now." Little White Snake His face was slightly red, and his smile was still playful.
After Shao Zi heard this, the girl's heart also fluttered, and she sighed: "It would be great if I had such a powerful person by my side."
The scholar cleared his cough, looked at me, looked at me, spoon.
It's a pity that Shaozi didn't have time to take care of it, she finally straightened it out, summed it up, it's just a stupid little white snake's path to apprenticeship, and asked: "Then how did he get injured and come here again?"
The little white snake scratched its head: "Ah... this... people from the Dragon Clan said that the future successor of the Dragon King would wear a snake like a snake, and they would throw me out. Then I sneaked away, but found that the Dragon God followed. Why? I couldn’t even hide. Then one day, the earth demon told me that the news of the dragon god’s departure from the dragon clan was known by the sharks, and the shark king wanted to bring thousands of sharks to surround him. As soon as I heard the news, I immediately turned into a dragon god to lure him away. They didn't expect him to appear again when I was under siege. Then we broke out of the siege, fled all the way to the small town, and hid here."
The scholar said: "Being surrounded by thousands of mermaids, although injured, is not easy. Moreover, the mermaids and the dragons are mortal enemies. Once they find an opportunity, they will not easily let each other go."
Shaozi has never fought against sharks before, he only knows that they are known for being good at fighting. The little white snake was so brave that she dared to run alone to distract the army of sharks, but the Dragon God was not bad either, he didn't abandon her. The originally calm voice in the ear suddenly became louder, and her arms were hugged again: "Sister! Don't throw us out, and help us cook every day, okay? When he recovers from his injury, I will give you my three thousand years of cultivation. .”
Shao Zi was even more flustered when he heard the cause and effect. Is this to make her offend the Merman? The merman has a bad temper, okay, if it hurts the fish in the pond, the inn will be gone. Thinking of this, I took a deep breath: "It's over, the talisman the expert gave me hasn't been drawn yet!"
After finishing speaking, he grabbed the scholar's hand and walked out: "Help me."
"Miss Spoon, I'm just a weak scholar..."
Pretending, still pretending, Shaozi gave him an angrily look: "If I talk about it again, I will throw you to feed the monster."
The scholar stopped talking, turned around and smiled: "After listening to the story, your elder sister Shaozi won't drive you away, go back to your room and stay with Dragon God."
Little White Snake paused, but finally nodded. This smile... was so peaceful that she also felt at ease. Returning to the house with the snack, seeing Dragon God was about to get out of bed, he hurried over: "Where are you going with such a serious injury?"
Dragon God saw her, so he stopped moving, his black eyes were like ink: "I woke up and found you were gone."
"I'm going to find the shopkeeper to get some food." The little white snake moved a stool over and sat next to him, holding the bowl and blowing, "The porridge is still very hot, I'll drink it later."
Seeing that she was very serious, Dragon God touched her head again. From this point of view, the tip of her small nose was white, and her face was usually bloodless. The White Snake is considered a half-dragon, but it is not a real dragon and is not recognized by the dragon clan. If he admits it, he can take her back in a fair manner without putting her in danger.
Noticing the direct gaze, she looked up slightly, saw him looking down, and smiled: "Are you hungry? It will be cold soon."
Dragon God bowed his head and stamped her forehead, light and restrained.
The little white snake didn't know what he was worrying about, and said: "The shopkeeper and Sister Shaozi are good people. I just told them about the past, and they didn't make things difficult for me anymore, and even made me delicious food."
Speaking of the past, Dragon God's expressionless face also changed a bit, his gaze soft: "I still remember."
She smiled and said, "I remember too."
Some things will never be forgotten in a lifetime.
The room was quiet, and there was no movement outside the inn. The little white snake leaned on the dragon god, and vaguely entered the dream of that year again.
After five hundred years of practice, she was finally able to transform into a real dragon. In order to make the dragon god appear, she thought about it and decided to do bad things.
Yes, do bad things. If you can't get what you want with sincerity, then do the opposite.
The first goal is to invite the Eight Immortals to invite great gods from all walks of life. She inquired about the good news, followed the Snake King, and entered the fairyland. Separated from the Snake King at the intersection, he walked on the clouds very nervously, for fear of revealing his secrets. When they arrived at Nantianmen, the guards didn't even check her invitation card, and even led her in graciously. The treatment was completely different. As a result, he walked too hastily, staggered every step, and fell on his face, his face immediately turned red into a persimmon... It was so embarrassing.
No, that's her goal!
Sure enough, none of the immortals dared to laugh, and rushed over to help her, asking, "Dragon God, what's wrong with you?"
She said: "I'm hungry."
Audience: "..."
If there is one, there will be two. She went to banquets seventy or eighty times before and after, eating and drinking. Although the dragon god still did not appear, she ate all the delicacies of the six realms, and she was still the seat every time.
But she didn't know that her reputation had already spread to the God Realm.
Under the earnest persuasion of his elders, under the persuasive advice of the minister, and under the constant reports of the guards, he finally knew that there was a person pretending to be himself in the name of eating and drinking in the Six Realms, which seriously affected his reputation. Those in the Dragon Clan who didn't know thought it was him.
But he didn't pay attention to it. Such an obvious thing will always get tired of playing one day. It's just that he didn't expect that this phenomenon would last for many years, and every once in a while, he would hear the guards report what the man had done, and what rude things he had done. It's good to listen to in your spare time.
But she still didn't wait for the dragon god to settle the score, but ended up eating herself into a little fat snake, and more people stared at her with saliva on the road. In the end, she had to give up. She didn't want to be so fat that she couldn't even see her toes.
Ten days, twenty days, one month... three months...
He asked others: "No news?"