"...No peeking next time! Peeping and stepping on it again!"
Brother Baishu murmured: "You haven't even been trampled when a scholar steals a kiss..."
Before Xin Niang lifted her foot, the spoon jumped out and kicked him into the sky. Everyone raised their heads and paid attention to Brother Baishu who was flying into the distance... Goodbye, hero!
As the sun rises, the dew condenses on the leaves and rolls down. It is another beautiful morning.
The spoon yawned and stepped out of the flower bed, feeling refreshed. After going to the front hall to arrange the stools, she saw the scholar standing not far or near, she looked at him and said, "Morning shopkeeper."
The scholar paused, stepped over, looked at the spoon and said, "I won't do anything to make you unhappy again in the future."
The spoon was foggy, and finally stared at him: "Stupid scholar, what did you do to make me unhappy?"
Seeing her foggy face, the scholar secretly wiped his tears. He forgot that the spoon is just a single tendon, and that single tendon doesn't have an inch and a half of love. Even when he took a bath and she took a bath, he was not surprised or surprised when they saw each other. He also thought that kissing the spoon secretly was a heinous crime. In fact, she didn't have this concept. She just thought that "it's not fair or right to kiss her without her consent".
Seeing that his face changed seven or eight expressions in an instant, Shaozi tugged on his sleeve and asked about the matter: "Will those people from the devil world stop coming?"
The scholar replied with grief: "I will definitely come again."
The spoon's little heart beat violently: "Then what should we do? Wait for death?"
"It's waiting, but it's not waiting for death, it's waiting for them to come."
Spoon was in tears, what a difference!
The scholar smiled: "Don't worry, I'm here."
Shaozi raised his eyes slightly to look at him, still calm and calm, as if he was not afraid of the sky falling. The scholar thought about it, if there is no concept of giving and receiving between men and women in the concept of the spoon... his expression immediately relaxed, and he leaned over to her and said, "Shaozi, shall we sleep together tonight?"
"..."
Is he... is it itchy!
The scholar who was punched by the spoon couldn't figure it out, but failed to abduct the spoon, so he climbed to the roof very unhappy, holding an inkstone full of ink in one hand, and prepared to draw what she called "ghost painting talisman". He glanced at the Pixiu, and upon closer inspection, it was not bad, for a novice.
Pick up the pen and ink, draw new mythical beasts, and try not to touch Pixiu. While it doesn't do much, it doesn't crash suddenly either.
The scholar ran to the bed immediately after finishing the painting. There was still a little peony fragrance on the quilt, and he could sleep well again. Even if he doesn't need to sleep, he must lie down for five hours!
Spoon is nestled in the flower bed, ready to sleep.
Xin Niang leaned over to her ear and exhaled: "Boss, what is the relationship between you and the scholar?"
Spoon: "The shopkeeper and the faithful waiter."
"... I look like a lover, otherwise why did the scholar take such a big risk to save you from the devil world?" Xin Niang was shocked, "Could it be that he wants to fatten you up and eat you?"
The spoon shook reflexively: "I want to eat early."
Cash Cow touched his chin: "Could it be that he secretly kissed you last night and was actually planning to eat you up, but we found out later, so we had to stop?"
The spoon swallowed, and simply got up to look for the scholar. When he got to the top of the building, he saw a huge head swaying under Pixiu's feet. As soon as he got closer, he suddenly turned his head and stared at him, staring at him like a tiger. Shao Qiao twitched his eyebrows and turned around to run away, but before taking two steps, he was caught up by the big head, bit him and swallowed it.
"..."
The big head chewed, frowned, and bit again, his expression changed, and he spat her out with a grin full of disgust. The spoon rolled on the roof twice, covering the little heart, and almost died of fright. Look at that big head again, swinging left and right again. She had a bitter face, such a strange thing must have been made by a scholar again.
It's a good thing that big head didn't spit, otherwise the spoon would kill the scholar and settle the score with him!
As soon as she entered his room, the scholar pricked up his ears: "Spoon?"
In an instant, the spoon was lying on the edge of the bed, and a pair of winking eyes could see it very clearly in this dark night, staring at him quietly: "Shopkeeper, I was eaten by that big head on the roof just now."
The scholar laughed uncontrollably: "It doesn't like to eat you."
Spoon's eyes widened: "How do you know?"
The scholar turned sideways, put his elbows on the bed, rested his head on his palms, and said with a smile: "That is a gluttonous beast. It is famous for its gluttony. Later, because it loves to eat so much, it ate its own body, leaving only one head. It is I painted it, only eats those who are not kind, and the people in the inn will not move it, commonly known as... it does not suit the taste."
"... No wonder you vomited me up." Shaozi looked at him lying on his stomach. At first glance, he felt that although his face was not as charming and seductive as a master's, the more he looked at it, the more he liked this one, with a faint smile. He couldn't help poking his face with his long fingers, "Scholar, which one is your real face?"
The scholar looked at her intently, nothing had changed, no wonder the peony flower would not be tainted even if it had traveled in the six realms for a thousand years: "Which one do you like?"
Shao Shao frowned and thought for a while: "I like them all, but... I prefer the appearance of the shopkeeper."
The scholar asked unexpectedly, "Why?"
"There is no sense of alienation, and it will not be so strong that it is against the sky, but it is actually very powerful."
The scholar smiled again: "I finally understand why they are always afraid of me. It turns out that they are not close enough to others. You can change your appearance to whatever you want. If you like this, then let it be like this from now on."
Shaozi nodded happily: "The shopkeeper can teach you."
After returning from the banquet, the scholar no longer has to hide his identity, and he can use any body as usual. I thought that the body spoon would be more popular, but I didn't expect it to be this one. After looking at the spoon for a long time, he unconsciously moved towards her again, and when he realized it, he was almost touching the tip of his nose. Then I saw the spoon was furious, jumping three feet backward like a rabbit: "Bah, a pervert!" "..." The good feelings that had finally emerged seemed to have collapsed again...
Shaozi jumped out of the window with a blushing face, only to realize that he jumped in the wrong direction when he came back to his senses, and almost jumped out of the street directly. Just as he was about to turn around and go back, he saw a demonic energy coming from a distance, and he entered the small town in a short while, his body froze immediately. The scholar was by his side at some point, and took a look: "Good boy, sleep peacefully, the gluttons will eat them up."
The next day Shaozi woke up, and sure enough the inn was all right, he jumped on the roof, poked Taotie's bulging cheeks, and couldn't help laughing. As soon as I looked up, I met its piercing eyes, my heart felt cold, and I turned to run, but was swallowed by it again...
Shaozi decides to wait until people from the Demon Realm dare not come, so he cooks the gluttonous gluttonous food and eats it in a "rabbit dead dog cooking" to avenge her being swallowed and vomited twice.
When she walked to the front hall, she saw the scholar staring outside with a serious expression. She stood aside and looked there, her eyes froze. The dozens of people standing outside could be seen from the demon world at a glance. Then Shaozi saw the snake spirit poking its head out, she bared her teeth, and immediately the scared snake spirit hid behind those people.
The scholar flicked his fingers lightly, and the shadow of ink and wash that loomed over the outside of the inn faded a bit. Those people hesitated for a moment before walking in.
Shao Zi saw that the guests in the inn passed by the demons when they left, but there was no difference, so he realized that they were not real. Demons are different from demons and ghosts, and cannot be invisible. If there is no entity, it must be only the demon soul. It's just a soul, no wonder the scholar let them in.
The scholar had already hung up the rest sign, closed the door, and said with a faint smile, "What's the matter?"
The leader said: "We have no malicious intentions here, please allow me to introduce the people here and outside the door in turn. I am the elder of the demon world, they are the left and right messengers of the demon world, the four venerables, the six guardians, the eight demons, the seventy Two guards and one hundred and eighty personal guards."