Shaozi also smiled happily: "Then we can guard the inn together!"
The scholar pulled his handsome face, looked up at the white snow all over the sky, his heart was tangled, and he was secretly sad, when will he step on the head of the inn and become the first true love of the spoon!
The spoon hooked the scholar's neck with his arms, and stared at him all the way. Looking at him horizontally and vertically, he thought he looked good, and his heart beat suddenly. It turned out that this was the feeling of liking.
The scholar sighed softly in his heart, looking at it this way, he won't be able to hold it back.
"Boss, where's my little flower?"
"In my arms."
"Oh." The spoon reached out to look for it. It was the first thing the scholar gave her. After touching it for a while, I finally found it. By the way, I poked his abdominal muscles, and I could still feel that it was quite firm through the clothes. "Shopkeeper, how many abs do you have?"
"... What do you ask this for?"
"Sister Du Juan often laughs at Fat Gourd, saying that as a man he doesn't have a single ab, and he needs at least six to qualify."
The scholar couldn't help but smile: "I'll show you another day."
He suddenly had the feeling that the big bad wolf had eaten the little white rabbit... it was on the verge of his mouth... so he had to get out quickly! But what the hell is this place? The wind and snow have just stopped, and the cold is gradually dispersing. Going forward quickly, suddenly it was like jumping into the top of the magma. The hot spoon yelled "It's so hot", and shrank into his arms again.
The scholar paused and stepped back, but only a foot back, a gust of cold wind came from all directions, and the spoon shook again, "It's so cold". The scholar hugged her tightly: "I'll put you in the spirit ball, and you won't know how warm or cold you are."
"No, then I won't know what's going on with you."
The scholar's heart skipped a beat, and he smiled, it's so nice to have a clingy little daughter-in-law! Spoon frowned: "Is it because I'm too heavy, I'll go by myself."
He just won't let it go, even if it's as heavy as Mount Tai, he won't let it go. Hugging even tighter: "Spread the Qi I gave you throughout your body, so you won't be afraid of the cold or the heat."
Shaozi closed his eyes and was lucky, and after a while, the warmth spread all over his body, which was very comfortable: "Okay, let's continue to find the exit."
The scholar started again, jumped into the volcanic hot place, patrolled for a week, with a smile on his lips: "Spoon, this place is very interesting."
The spoon's eyes lit up: "Interesting? Do you know where this is?"
"Well, it's Yaobatu."
The spoon frowned, and the scholar added: "In ancient times, there was a monster who was so powerful that he was invincible in the demon world. Later, he had no opponent and was really bored, so he sealed himself up. And the sealed thing is called Yao Batu. After sealing it, I felt bored, so I turned myself into a scroll and scattered it everywhere. Once it wakes up, it will devour the creatures that touch it. No matter what it is, it will enter this formation."
"Why is it called Yaobatu?"
"Because the monster's name is Yaoba."
Shao Zi suddenly felt that the scholar was very knowledgeable, he could go up to the God Realm and go down to the Underworld, he could hack the Demon King and pinch the Phoenix, he could do anything. Suddenly, they felt that their Tongfu Inn could be opened forever, if the scholar is willing... His eyes suddenly smiled into crescent moons: "Then how can we get out?"
"There are eight pig-headed monsters in the scroll. If you ask him a question, if he can't answer, he will send us out unconditionally. If the answer is correct, we have to find the next pig-headed monster. If all eight are correct, it will You won't open your mouth."
The spoon suddenly felt that things were serious, what if he couldn't get out
The scholar hugged her and continued on. The ghosts wouldn't be hard to find. Since Yao Ba let them in, he just woke up and felt bored. Seeing them motionless in the cold and snow and the scorching heat, he would find it interesting. Show up. There are not many bones on the ground, and the hostility inside is not too heavy. It is said that it has slept for five hundred years, and it is true. It's just that he was puzzled again, how could such a thing fall into the hands of that girl, and what happened to the evil spirit that the spoon said in the evening when it suddenly appeared and then disappeared immediately
There are still many things I can't figure out, but it's important to go out now.
Although the body doesn't feel hot, the whole world is steaming hot, and the place where the two of them were naked|exposed was still bright red from the heat. The spoon was also exhausted from the steaming, holding the little flower tightly in his hand, muttering: "The shopkeeper, I will be dried... There is a cloud in the world, peony can be used as medicine all over the body, and the root of peony should be dried. Um... I Is it going to be dried?"
"You have a panacea in your belly, and spring, summer, autumn and winter can't do anything to you. Go to sleep and you'll be fine."
The spoon responded in a low voice, it was really about to be cooked, and murmured: "You are sweating, your clothes are so wet."
The scholar really wanted to take her into the spirit ball, but she said she didn't want to, maybe it was right for her to work together. The person in his arms was like a stove, getting hotter and hotter, his cheeks flushed red, more and more like a bright red peony flower.
Hearing a roar from a distance, the dazed Shaozi froze: "Pig demon!"
The scholar's eyes paused, and he immediately turned around, walking in a wind, and saw a towering giant in front of him in a moment. Both of them looked up and saw a huge pig's head.
Yaoba was obviously waiting for them, before they approached, he took a step forward, raised his legs and landed, and the dust rolled up and rushed half a sky high, the dust covered the sky, and the dust covered the two of them.
The scholar raised his sleeve to protect the spoon, rushed up, and faced it directly in the air in an instant. The spoon glanced at it and said, darling, the two of them are not as big as its nose, and their momentum suddenly weakened.
Yao Ba exhaled, and there was a strong wind. The scholar stood still, his face pale. The spoon looked at its big head and asked curiously: "Master Pig Head, does your head weigh five hundred catties?"
Yaoba paused, and the scholar laughed uncontrollably: "Shaozi, you asked the question."
The spoon was shocked: "I asked casually."
Yaoba snorted coldly: "No one can ask casual questions in front of my Yaoba."
Shaozi felt remorse immediately, grabbed the scholar's clothes and burrowed into it, confessing: "I really didn't mean to waste the opportunity, shopkeeper don't scold me."
The scholar smiled and said, "Shaozi, that's a very good question. Isn't Yaoba still unable to answer it now?"
Huh? The spoon looked at the huge pig's head, touched his chin, scratched his head, squatted on the floor, sat with his feet crossed|crossed, and touched his chin again... with a puzzled look, he really didn't answer! But she couldn't figure it out, so she frowned: "Is this question hard to answer?"
The scholar nodded, did he unintentionally insert willows and willows into shades? The question of the spoon is simply wonderful: "You ask if it has five hundred catties in its head. If it says yes, how does it know? If it says no, how does it know? If you want to know the answer, you can only Some have their heads cut off and weighed. But in doing so, it dies."
Shaozi narrowed his eyes: "Shopkeeper, can I praise myself?"
The scholar smiled: "Of course."
This time Shaozi was full of momentum: "Master Yaoba, can you answer it?"
Yaoba scratched his head with both hands and said "Oh my god", and said angrily, "How can I be defeated by you little monster! It's a shame!"
After finishing speaking, he twisted his hands hard, and his head fell off with a plop.
"..."
The falling pig's head was picked up by the headless body, lifted it up, and the voice suddenly became proud: "It's more than five hundred catties, exactly six hundred and eighty-one catties."