"You want to get rid of all the valuable things?" Xia Tian asked seriously. He was bored anyway and wanted to delay time, so he decided to play with this idiot robber.
"Nonsense, come on, don't think I dare not stab you. My butcher's knife is stained with too much blood. Please cooperate with me!" the robber shouted impatiently.
"Actually, I also want to get rid of all the valuable things, but this is impossible, because for a genius like me, there is nothing worthless, even a hair of mine, that is also a priceless treasure! Xia Tian sighed: "Hey, how about I give you a hair?"
"Are you kidding me?" The robber got angry and waved the butcher knife. "Do you really want me to hack you to death? I'm not afraid to tell you that I hacked one to death a few days ago and threw it in the No one knows on the mountain, and if I chop you to death, no one will know!"
This is not too false. There are mountains everywhere here and there are almost no people. Some people have died on the mountains. It is still difficult for people to find them in a short period of time. However, with the development of this place, people will definitely still find them in the future. .
"Hey, actually I don't think you are a qualified robber. I asked you where you were wearing those stockings, but you didn't notice. Are those stockings very transparent? It's useless for you to wear your stockings. I don't even notice. I can see a mole on your face!" Xia Tian said lazily.
"You are the idiot!" the robber roared angrily, "Don't you know that seeing my appearance means you will die? When you see my appearance, you can't pretend not to know. When you get out, you can call the police to arrest me. You ** are saying it stupidly right now, and you actually call me an idiot. I*, you city dwellers are all idiots. You have a good life, but you have to come to this poor ravine to toil. What a shame!"
Xia Tian looked at the robber in surprise: "Actually, I'm not from the city, but you seem to dislike city people very much. Hey, did some city person come here to seduce your wife?"
"Shut up!" The robber finally couldn't bear it anymore and rushed towards Xia Tian with a butcher's knife.
Xia Tian stepped back leisurely, and said while returning it: "Hey, if your wife is really snatched away, I suggest you go and rob the woman behind me. Look, her face, that In terms of figure, your wife is definitely not even one ten thousandth of hers."
While talking, Xia Tian had already retreated to Ye Yumei's side, and the robber holding the butcher's knife also rushed in front of Xia Tian. Then, he immediately became stupid.
Ding!
The butcher's knife fell to the ground. Ye Yumei's beauty was undoubtedly a powerful weapon, which made the robber throw away the weapon.
"Fairy... fairy lady!" The robber drooled.
"She's not a fairy, she's a demon." Xia Tian corrected her from the side.
Fairy nvs make you want to worship them, and devil nvs make you want to pounce on them. Of course, this is for ordinary people. For Xia Tian, no matter fairy or devil nv, as long as she is a beautiful nv, she should go Throw it down.
"Fairy girl, you, can you be my wife... ugh!" The robber really wanted to take Ye Yumei as his wife, but before he could finish his words, he let out a short scream and fell on his back. Instead, a small stone pierced his throat, killing him on the spot.
There was suddenly a hint of blood in the air. The robber holding a butcher's knife finally took his own life.
Xia Tian was a little unhappy. He glared at Ye Yumei: "Hey, how did you kill him? I was bored. I finally found a guy to play with, but you killed me!"
Ye Yumei said nothing, stepped back a hundred meters, sat cross-legged on a big rock, and continued to meditate, but she didn't know whether she was practicing or controlling her emotions.
"It seems that I have to educate you. Do you know that killing is wrong? Let me tell you, this is not your hometown. You can't kill people casually here. Killing people here will lead to jail time..." Xia Tian began to educate you vigorously. Ye Yumei, for a person who doesn't know Xia Tian, hearing him say these words may feel normal. After all, what he said is correct, but a person who knows Xia Tian well will definitely feel it when hearing him say these words. I want to smash him to death, but this guy has the nerve to say that it is not illegal to kill someone? He himself has killed many people, right
Ye Yumei also wanted to seal Xia Tian's mouth. Has this little bitch killed many people? How could he be so shameless
After educating Ye Yumei, she found that Ye Yumei still had no reaction, so Xia Tian became a little depressed: "The devil is really unteachable and can only be used to push her down. If I talk to her so much nonsense, I might as well push her down directly. "
"Hey, by the way, I suddenly remembered something. You can be considered an immortal cultivator. Now you immortal cultivators are killing people, which happens to be under my control. Do you think I should arrest you and put you in a small dark room? Here, what about spanking you a thousand times a day?" Xia Tian thought for a while and said, not to mention, strictly speaking, this matter is really under his control. The dark group and the dragon group are forming a special group to specifically target immortal cultivators. In terms of action, Xia Tian is nominally the boss of this special group.
Unfortunately, Ye Yumei still didn't speak. It seemed that she was planning to fight everything with silence.
"Are you sure, you're all mute!" Xia Tian is really a little depressed, can't this damn woman just say a few words to him
Xia Tian finally continued to move forward, and Ye Yumei still followed him a hundred meters behind him.
"Honey, hubby, the demon is here, guess whether it's a big demon or a small demon... Hubby, hubby, the demon is here, guess whether it's a small demon or a big demon..." The moving voice is a bit empty here. The mountainous area sounds more crisp and sweet.
Xia Tian was stunned. What's going on? Why is the little goblin here
However, after a few seconds, he realized that this was the ringtone of his cell phone. Just the day before yesterday, before he came to Qingfeng Mountain, the little demon changed his cell phone ringtone.
This time, the ringtone of Qiao Xiaoqiao's mobile phone is not completely cancelled. The ringtone of Qiao Xiaoqiao's mobile phone is still there, but only when Qiao Xiaoqiao calls can you hear the ringtone. Now every wife calls in the summer. When a call comes, the ringtone will be different. The little demon has collected everyone's voice, so now he basically only needs to listen to the ringtone to know who is calling.
"Little enchantress wife, do you have a problem with me?" Xia Tian quickly answered the phone and asked casually.
"Honey, hubby, are you okay?" the little demon asked with concern.
"Of course I'm fine, what's wrong?" Xia Tian felt that the little goblin's question was a bit abrupt.
"Since it's okay, then why did you walk for most of the day and only walked a few kilometers?" the little demon said quickly.
"Oh, I'm taking a walk." Xia Tian replied seriously.
"Honey, you are so boring!" The little demon yawned, "Forget it, I'm bored too, I want to go play!"
"Wait a minute!" Xia Tian quickly called out to the little demon, "Honey, I'm really bored now, but I can only walk slowly. Is there any way you can make me less bored?"
"It's not impossible. Husband, don't you have a mobile phone? You can play games on your mobile phone!" the little demon said quickly.
"But I don't seem to know how to play!" Xia Tian was a little depressed. This aspect has never been his strong point.
"Hubby, you can play with it by yourself, and a three-year-old can do it." The little demon yawned again, "Since hubby you are fine, let me hang up the phone first!"
After the little demon jing finished speaking, he hung up the phone and didn't call Xia Tian again. Then he started thinking about mobile games while walking. After pondering for a long time, he finally discovered something that made him very depressed. The so-called three-year-old It was a game that children could play, but he just didn't know how to play it. When he was about to call the little fairy again, he discovered something even more depressing: his phone was out of battery!
The most depressing thing is that the phone is out of battery. The most depressing thing is that he can't charge it now. It's not that he doesn't bring a charger, but that there is no place to charge it nearby.
"It seems we have to go to Muyang County early!" Xia Tian suddenly found that after living in the city for a few months, he began to feel a little uncomfortable with life without a mobile phone. No, as soon as his mobile phone ran out of power, he thought about it. Charge your phone right away, otherwise, what should you do if any wife is in a hurry to find him
Although he still wears the dark group's watch on his hand, not every wife can contact him in this way.
Thinking of this, Xia Tian shouted to Ye Yumei: "Hey, Big Steamed Bun, let's go faster. We'll go to Muyang County to spend the night tonight."
Xia Tian really speeded up his pace as he spoke. Of course, he still didn't speed up to the fastest speed. So, just when it got dark, he arrived at Muyang County.
Although Yunqing was in Muyang County, Xia Tian did not go to Yunqing immediately. Instead, he came to Dongsheng Hotel first. He planned to book a room first.
"Give me a room." Xia Tian said to the waiter.
Ye Yumei, who had been silent until now, suddenly said: "Two rooms."
"Only one room." Xia Tian said immediately.
"Two rooms!" Ye Yumei said coldly.
The waiter was a little dizzy: "Sir, do you want one room or two rooms?"
"I only want a room. If she wants it, let her book it by herself." Xia Tian said lazily, and then looked at Ye Yumei with a look of gloating, "Hey, you don't seem to have any money on you, right? "
Ye Yumei really didn't bring any money with her, she didn't even bring anything with her, but Xia Tian did bring some things. At least in other people's eyes, Xia Tian also brought a small travel bag, which could still hold some clothes.
Ye Yumei finally stopped talking, but the waiter was even more dizzy. These two people were too weird. Are they lovers