Time flies, the water flows...
Liuli reacted immediately, "Hey! Little Luobo, why are you here? Yaya, look at you, why do you become this man's daddy? Didn't I ask you to take care of him!"
Luo Xuan was embarrassed: "Didn't we agree that we won't talk about this before Luo Bo (Luo Xuan Khan!) grows up?" (Happy, Xiaobai, who asked you to lose to me in guessing when naming your child. Haha, little Luobo) Naming rights!)
"It's just that I feel flustered..."
Xiaobai: "Khan! You believe whatever he says."
"Wuwu... Xiaobai. Brother Xuan, he... he. He, he, he."
"Uh, how do you say this?"
Three years passed in a flash.
"Haha" Liuli turned around shamelessly. "I'm not disrespecting you. Brother Xuan makes me burn incense every day." There was another thunder. "Uh... I occasionally take a break during the weekends..." A flash of lightning. Under the glass, he bowed immediately and accidentally bumped into the incense table!
On this day, the shop owner Xiaobai finally decided to walk around the store because he had nothing to do but was overly worried and had a look at the pictures of beautiful uncles he had collected today. Unexpectedly, the business was unexpectedly deserted today. Before our feet reached the door of the store, the shopkeeper swooped over and said, "Sister, please, get her away quickly. Otherwise, not only the guests, but also us will scatter like birds and beasts..." "
N months later, on Xiaoluobo's third birthday, Xiaobai took the opportunity to mention the past to Liuli.
Xiaobai's remaining ounce of blood was gone.
"Wuwu... none of them."
"Yaya, let's play a treasure hunt game?"
Three years ago, a free-for-all inn appeared in the world. The so-called "eating for free", as the name suggests, means "eating for free", but not everyone can eat for free, otherwise it would be more obvious to just call it Jishantang.
"Hmm... Can that be... Well, Brother Xuan..." Biting his finger.
"Carrot! Why did you fall asleep again... Get up quickly and do aerobics with mom. Oh, look at you..."
Before he could speak, he heard a hoarse, sad and deliberately slurred voice: "Liu Li, I left Ailao Mountain and walked in front of the street. I didn't say anything, but my heart was so miserable. The gentlemen who passed by listened to my words..."
The reason why it is called "Baichi" Inn is because there is a weird saying circulating in the world, which is the first rule of Baichi Inn: "Any middle-aged uncle who is handsome, elegant, talented in literature, and has outstanding skills can enter the hotel on the basis of his face." It’s free to eat at the inn.”
after dinner…
"Hmm... Can that be... Well, Brother Xuan..." Biting his finger.
"Yaya, let's play a treasure hunt game?"
The rivers and lakes are unpredictable, and it is inevitable for everyone to hear rumors and bad words. One hero said: "The reason why Bai Chi Inn is called Bai Chi Inn is because the owner of the shop is called Idiot!" The heroine kicked off her feet and said: "You are an idiot. The owner of this shop should be called a nymphomaniac. You are neglecting your business and just teasing her husband everywhere."
Thinking of this, Liuli strode in... Sure enough, there was a big bed on the right side. Light gauze curtains, mandarin duck jade hooks, smell it carefully, and it also carries a strange fragrance! The most disgusting thing is that instead of the scent of sandalwood, the washbasin, and the dressing mirror, this... is clearly a woman's room.
"Okay! One or two... rock, paper, scissors... Haha, you lose. You come and bring the little carrot!"
So he put away his clothes angrily. When I came to the hall, I walked past the tablet as if nothing had happened, and suddenly there was a thunder... Amitabha.
The owner of the shop is accustomed to these rude rumors and ignores them. The second rule of the Baichi Inn is: "Everyone comes with a mouth. Put a big table and collect the whole bill."
Xiaobai, nosebleeds spurting out. Suddenly I felt a chill in my back! As soon as he lowered his head to find a piece of cloth to block it, he saw a little boy reaching out and handing Xiaobai a handkerchief. "My kid is so good... Please have a piece of fruit pie first... Hey, this kid looks so familiar..."
N months later, on Xiaoluobo's third birthday, Xiaobai took the opportunity to mention the past to Liuli.
"of course not."
…
Fighting and killing are all done in a friendly manner. The Baichi Inn has always been famous for its harmony. For those who spread rumors and cause trouble, if they see people from this sect sleeping in the inn, they will also provide the same warm service when eating and drinking. So thirty taels and fifty taels of silver are just for consumption.
"Eh? Xiaobai, why are you wearing a mask on your face? It reminds Xiaonujia of Brother Xue for no reason." Liuli was so arrogant that after listening to the rap version of Peking Opera in Xiaobai's shop last time, she was like Luo Xuan at every turn. Handkerchief, wiping tears frequently, calling myself Xiaonujia Xiaonujia.
"That shrimp?"
On this day, the shop owner Xiaobai finally decided to walk around the store because he had nothing to do but was overly worried and had a look at the pictures of beautiful uncles he had collected today. Unexpectedly, the business was unexpectedly deserted today. Before our feet reached the door of the store, the shopkeeper swooped over and said, "Sister, please, get her away quickly. Otherwise, not only the guests, but also us will scatter like birds and beasts..." "
Xiaobai fainted: You... can't... Hey, forget it, I don't want to die from a nosebleed.
"The person in the painting is called Bai Zihua. It is said to be Changliu Immortal. According to legend, this painting is his female apprentice Hua Qiangu who fell into Ailao Mountain due to an accidental injury. The immortal body was destroyed and she could not return to Changliu. She misses her day and night. Drawn by Master!"
Xiaobai fainted: You... can't... Hey, forget it, I don't want to die from a nosebleed.
"Oh. Brother Xuan finally has something new."
"You threatened me when I was giving birth to my baby. Brother Xuan, how could you take advantage of me? The little carrot is only two years old!"
Speaking of this, Liuli couldn't help but feel sad. He took a big bite of the pork burger and said, "Ahem...I want a drink of water. Xiaobai, Xiaobai?"
Before he could speak, he heard a hoarse, sad and deliberately slurred voice: "Liu Li, I left Ailao Mountain and walked in front of the street. I didn't say anything, but my heart was so miserable. The gentlemen who passed by listened to my words..."
"He ignored you, right? He was mean to you, right? He asked you to wash the dishes, right? He asked you to change the baby's diaper, right?"
"Uh... Of course I didn't believe it at first. After all, I look so much like Brother Xuan! But when I took a closer look with the magnifying glass you gave me, there was a line of crooked and disproportionate inscriptions underneath... Changliuzun on Bai Zihua!"
"Oh. Brother Xuan finally has something new."
Xiaobai fainted...
As for Yaya, of course she dragged the little radish into the kitchen to hunt for treasure. Where's Liuli? Hehe, naturally he went to Xuanxuan's flower room, alchemy room, and even under the bed to search for all Luo Xuan's scent. Finally, Liuli opened Luo Xuan's suitcase and asked, Hey, it's true that brother Xuan doesn't let me wash his underwear every time... Hehe, but he doesn't have anything except a middle coat. Why are you so stingy? I'll sew your underwear that day. Uh... It's better not to, I don't expect him to appear in front of me wearing briefs, not even in this life or the next life.
Xiaobai couldn't help but feel confused. I had never heard such an unpleasant crow in my life. "Liu Li, shut up!"
Speaking of this, Liuli couldn't help but feel sad. He took a big bite of the pork burger and said, "Ahem...I want a drink of water. Xiaobai, Xiaobai?"
"Women's hair?"
Luo Xuan was embarrassed: "Didn't we agree that we won't talk about this before Luo Bo (Luo Xuan Khan!) grows up?" (Happy, Xiaobai, who asked you to lose to me in guessing when naming your child. Haha, little Luobo) Naming rights!)
Since Liuli is eating a pork burger and her enunciation is unclear, Xiaobai will narrate the following:
"Can you ask Luo Xuan what's going on?"
Before he could speak, he heard a hoarse, sad and deliberately slurred voice: "Liu Li, I left Ailao Mountain and walked in front of the street. I didn't say anything, but my heart was so miserable. The gentlemen who passed by listened to my words..."
There was a stuck sound. There was a crack... uh... I didn't mean it. Liuli was panicking when she saw the wall behind the incense case suddenly opened, revealing a secret room. Woohoo. Brother Xuan, you didn’t even tell me. You, you... are you hiding in a golden house
"Eh? Xiaobai, why are you wearing a mask on your face? It reminds Xiaonujia of Brother Xue for no reason." Liuli was so arrogant that after listening to the rap version of Peking Opera in Xiaobai's shop last time, she was like Luo Xuan at every turn. Handkerchief, wiping tears frequently, calling myself Xiaonujia Xiaonujia.
Liuli hates the cold...
"Wuwu... none of them."
There was just a click, and the door frame flew away. Luo Xuan stood at the door with a pale face...
But he saw a little baby about two years old, wearing white crotchless pants, with a serious face and helplessly shaking his head. With such a **** expression, doesn't it look like that person... He woke up: "Liu Li, look at your son crawling around. You How can you be someone’s mother?”
Thinking of this, Liuli strode in... Sure enough, there was a big bed on the right side. Light gauze curtains, mandarin duck jade hooks, smell it carefully, and it also carries a strange fragrance! The most disgusting thing is that instead of the scent of sandalwood, the washbasin, and the dressing mirror, this... is clearly a woman's room.
The owner of the shop is accustomed to these rude rumors and ignores them. The second rule of the Baichi Inn is: "Everyone comes with a mouth. Put a big table and collect the whole bill."
"What else do you have to ask? Last time I participated in Guoguo's 100 Questions, I had doubts about Brother Xuan's skills? I didn't expect... Wuwu."
As for Yaya, of course she dragged the little radish into the kitchen to hunt for treasure. Where's Liuli? Hehe, naturally he went to Xuanxuan's flower room, alchemy room, and even under the bed to search for all Luo Xuan's scent. Finally, Liuli opened Luo Xuan's suitcase and asked, Hey, it's true that brother Xuan doesn't let me wash his underwear every time... Hehe, but he doesn't have anything except a middle coat. Why are you so stingy? I'll sew your underwear that day. Uh... It's better not to, I don't expect him to appear in front of me wearing briefs, not even in this life or the next life.
Since Xiaobai lost his temper, he pulled off the "mask" on his face and cursed: "Your mask has grown into this kind of virtue. This is a facial mask, okay? Tell me! What did Luo Xuan do to you again? You are all treated like a child." Damn it, she comes to my store every now and then to complain."
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
Xiaobai interrupted: Go to the secret room. Just speak to me in a low voice below.
"Wuwu... Xiaobai. Brother Xuan, he... he. He, he, he."
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
Speaking of this, Liuli couldn't help but feel sad. He took a big bite of the pork burger and said, "Ahem...I want a drink of water. Xiaobai, Xiaobai?"
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
"Haha" Liuli turned around shamelessly. "I'm not disrespecting you. Brother Xuan makes me burn incense every day." There was another thunder. "Uh... I occasionally take a break during the weekends..." A flash of lightning. Under the glass, he bowed immediately and accidentally bumped into the incense table!
"He ignored you, right? He was mean to you, right? He asked you to wash the dishes, right? He asked you to change the baby's diaper, right?"
Liuli hates the cold...
Xiaobai: "Miss Master? Just draw a naked back???" Spewing blood...
Yaya nodded... Finally she could go to the kitchen to see what was available to eat. Liuli chopped cabbage... sweat!
"Wuwu... none of them."
Xiaobai, nosebleeds spurting out. Suddenly I felt a chill in my back! As soon as he lowered his head to find a piece of cloth to block it, he saw a little boy reaching out and handing Xiaobai a handkerchief. "My kid is so good... Please have a piece of fruit pie first... Hey, this kid looks so familiar..."
Xiaoluobo glared angrily and thought to herself: "You have led my mother to evil, and you want to lead my father to evil?"
There is a hint in the book: "Fainted in bed..." Xiaobai went back to treat internal injuries...
Before he could speak, he heard a hoarse, sad and deliberately slurred voice: "Liu Li, I left Ailao Mountain and walked in front of the street. I didn't say anything, but my heart was so miserable. The gentlemen who passed by listened to my words..."
The next day: Xiao Baitian ran up to Ailaoshan shamelessly, "Brother Xuan, uh, Comrade Luo Xuan, as the director of the Ailaoshan Street Neighborhood Committee, I hope you will accuse Miss Liuli? Eh? Where is Miss Liuli?"
"Oh. Brother Xuan finally has something new."
Fighting and killing are all done in a friendly manner. The Baichi Inn has always been famous for its harmony. For those who spread rumors and cause trouble, if they see people from this sect sleeping in the inn, they will also provide the same warm service when eating and drinking. So thirty taels and fifty taels of silver are just for consumption.
Liuli reacted immediately, "Hey! Little Luobo, why are you here? Yaya, look at you, why do you become this man's daddy? Didn't I ask you to take care of him!"
"Didn't you notice the rouge mark on Brother Xuan's collar?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Brother Xuan...he is having an affair."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Brother Xuan...he is having an affair."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Brother Xuan...he is having an affair."
"Yaya, let's play a treasure hunt game?"
"It's just that I feel flustered..."
"For Xiami?"
"Brother Xuan said just watch him. No one is allowed to peek in the shower except him."
Xiaobai's remaining ounce of blood was gone.
Xiaobai: "Miss Master? Just draw a naked back???" Spewing blood...
"Poof" spit out a mouthful of coke, and Xiaobai started to slap the case, "Damn Lao Luo, I don't even think about it, he is having an affair with someone else. He said it was the fox on that mountain, I will dig up her ancestral grave..."
Xiaobai: "This probability...?? Hmm... It's very big... Farewell Bird" Behind him, Luo Xuan's white hair fluttered and he glared angrily, thinking to himself that my Liuli family was all led astray by you! Do you still want to lead my son astray
Luo Xuan was embarrassed: "Didn't we agree that we won't talk about this before Luo Bo (Luo Xuan Khan!) grows up?" (Happy, Xiaobai, who asked you to lose to me in guessing when naming your child. Haha, little Luobo) Naming rights!)
"He ignored you, right? He was mean to you, right? He asked you to wash the dishes, right? He asked you to change the baby's diaper, right?"
Liuli’s autobiography:
"The person in the painting is called Bai Zihua. It is said to be Changliu Immortal. According to legend, this painting is his female apprentice Hua Qiangu who fell into Ailao Mountain due to an accidental injury. The immortal body was destroyed and she could not return to Changliu. She misses her day and night. Drawn by Master!"
"It's just that I feel flustered..."
Glazed black thread! ! ! He seems to be my husband, right? Well, why do I have such a miserable life? There is no one around me who doesn’t miss my husband (Yaya, protest...): "I don’t know..."
Xiaobai fainted...
There was a stuck sound. There was a crack... uh... I didn't mean it. Liuli was panicking when she saw the wall behind the incense case suddenly opened, revealing a secret room. Woohoo. Brother Xuan, you didn’t even tell me. You, you... are you hiding in a golden house
"Shima?"
Liuli: "Brother Xuan, I didn't mean that... Wuwu, Xiaobai, you have to save me..."
There was just a click, and the door frame flew away. Luo Xuan stood at the door with a pale face...
"Hmm... Can that be... Well, Brother Xuan..." Biting his finger.
"Brother Xuan said that it was the god worshiped in the era of Ailao Mountain! It is said that it is the ancestor of the ancestor..."
Speaking of this, Liuli couldn't help but feel sad. He took a big bite of the pork burger and said, "Ahem...I want a drink of water. Xiaobai, Xiaobai?"
Fighting and killing are all done in a friendly manner. The Baichi Inn has always been famous for its harmony. For those who spread rumors and cause trouble, if they see people from this sect sleeping in the inn, they will also provide the same warm service when eating and drinking. So thirty taels and fifty taels of silver are just for consumption.
There was just a click, and the door frame flew away. Luo Xuan stood at the door with a pale face...
"Uh, how do you say this?"
"of course not."
Xiaobai added, "Is she a female patient?"
N months later, on the Mid-Autumn Festival, Xiaobai asked Liuli: "Where is that painting?"
"What else do you have to ask? Last time I participated in Guoguo's 100 Questions, I had doubts about Brother Xuan's skills? I didn't expect... Wuwu."
Xiaoluobo glared angrily and thought to herself: "You have led my mother to evil, and you want to lead my father to evil?"
Early in the morning, Luo Xuan went out to collect herbs. Only colored glaze, radish, Yaya... were left in the mountains.
"Didn't you notice the rouge mark on Brother Xuan's collar?"
"Do you doubt my skills? Go back and let you experience it!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Brother Xuan...he is having an affair."
"Can you ask Luo Xuan what's going on?"
"Haha" Liuli turned around shamelessly. "I'm not disrespecting you. Brother Xuan makes me burn incense every day." There was another thunder. "Uh... I occasionally take a break during the weekends..." A flash of lightning. Under the glass, he bowed immediately and accidentally bumped into the incense table!
N months later, on the Mid-Autumn Festival, Xiaobai asked Liuli: "Where is that painting?"
"of course not."
after dinner…
Since Liuli is eating a pork burger and her enunciation is unclear, Xiaobai will narrate the following:
But he saw a little baby about two years old, wearing white crotchless pants, with a serious face and helplessly shaking his head. With such a **** expression, doesn't it look like that person... He woke up: "Liu Li, look at your son crawling around. You How can you be someone’s mother?”
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
"Haha" Liuli turned around shamelessly. "I'm not disrespecting you. Brother Xuan makes me burn incense every day." There was another thunder. "Uh... I occasionally take a break during the weekends..." A flash of lightning. Under the glass, he bowed immediately and accidentally bumped into the incense table!
Of course, Liuli didn't learn from Luo Xuan why Bai Zihua was so similar to him. Until now, Xiaobai had already gossiped about YY's speculation. Was Hua Qiangu really injured and ended up in Ailao Mountain instead of being pregnant and expecting to give birth? Is Luo Xuan really named Luo? Of course, in order to please Little Carrot, I’d better not offend his father!
Fighting and killing are all done in a friendly manner. The Baichi Inn has always been famous for its harmony. For those who spread rumors and cause trouble, if they see people from this sect sleeping in the inn, they will also provide the same warm service when eating and drinking. So thirty taels and fifty taels of silver are just for consumption.
"Carrot! Why did you fall asleep again... Get up quickly and do aerobics with mom. Oh, look at you..."
"Women's hair?"
"Can you ask Luo Xuan what's going on?"
"What else do you have to ask? Last time I participated in Guoguo's 100 Questions, I had doubts about Brother Xuan's skills? I didn't expect... Wuwu."
"It's just that I feel flustered..."
…
"For Xiami?"
"Yaya, let's play a treasure hunt game?"
Xiaobai was furious: "Don't worry! Luo Xuan won't like women without hair. I'm very confident in his taste."
"Uh, how do you say this?"
Xiaobai was furious: "Don't worry! Luo Xuan won't like women without hair. I'm very confident in his taste."
Liuli hates the cold...
Xiaobai: "Khan! You believe whatever he says."
Yaya nodded... Finally she could go to the kitchen to see what was available to eat. Liuli chopped cabbage... sweat!
Of course, Liuli didn't learn from Luo Xuan why Bai Zihua was so similar to him. Until now, Xiaobai had already gossiped about YY's speculation. Was Hua Qiangu really injured and ended up in Ailao Mountain instead of being pregnant and expecting to give birth? Is Luo Xuan really named Luo? Of course, in order to please Little Carrot, I’d better not offend his father!
Three years ago, a free-for-all inn appeared in the world. The so-called "eating for free", as the name suggests, means "eating for free", but not everyone can eat for free, otherwise it would be more obvious to just call it Jishantang.
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
Xiaobai: "This probability...?? Hmm... It's very big... Farewell Bird" Behind him, Luo Xuan's white hair fluttered and he glared angrily, thinking to himself that my Liuli family was all led astray by you! Do you still want to lead my son astray
Liuli: "Brother Xuan, I didn't mean that... Wuwu, Xiaobai, you have to save me..."
Xiaobai added, "Is she a female patient?"
Luo Xuan was embarrassed: "Didn't we agree that we won't talk about this before Luo Bo (Luo Xuan Khan!) grows up?" (Happy, Xiaobai, who asked you to lose to me in guessing when naming your child. Haha, little Luobo) Naming rights!)
"Poof" spit out a mouthful of coke, and Xiaobai started to slap the case, "Damn Lao Luo, I don't even think about it, he is having an affair with someone else. He said it was the fox on that mountain, I will dig up her ancestral grave..."
Luo Xuan was embarrassed: "Didn't we agree that we won't talk about this before Luo Bo (Luo Xuan Khan!) grows up?" (Happy, Xiaobai, who asked you to lose to me in guessing when naming your child. Haha, little Luobo) Naming rights!)
…
So he put away his clothes angrily. When I came to the hall, I walked past the tablet as if nothing had happened, and suddenly there was a thunder... Amitabha.
Fighting and killing are all done in a friendly manner. The Baichi Inn has always been famous for its harmony. For those who spread rumors and cause trouble, if they see people from this sect sleeping in the inn, they will also provide the same warm service when eating and drinking. So thirty taels and fifty taels of silver are just for consumption.
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
"Brother Xuan, are you going to collect medicine again tomorrow?"
Liuli’s autobiography:
"The person in the painting is called Bai Zihua. It is said to be Changliu Immortal. According to legend, this painting is his female apprentice Hua Qiangu who fell into Ailao Mountain due to an accidental injury. The immortal body was destroyed and she could not return to Changliu. She misses her day and night. Drawn by Master!"
"The person in the painting is called Bai Zihua. It is said to be Changliu Immortal. According to legend, this painting is his female apprentice Hua Qiangu who fell into Ailao Mountain due to an accidental injury. The immortal body was destroyed and she could not return to Changliu. She misses her day and night. Drawn by Master!"
On this day, the shop owner Xiaobai finally decided to walk around the store because he had nothing to do but was overly worried and had a look at the pictures of beautiful uncles he had collected today. Unexpectedly, the business was unexpectedly deserted today. Before our feet reached the door of the store, the shopkeeper swooped over and said, "Sister, please, get her away quickly. Otherwise, not only the guests, but also us will scatter like birds and beasts..." "
Xiaobai: "Miss Master? Just draw a naked back???" Spewing blood...
Here's the thing.
On this day, the shop owner Xiaobai finally decided to walk around the store because he had nothing to do but was overly worried and had a look at the pictures of beautiful uncles he had collected today. Unexpectedly, the business was unexpectedly deserted today. Before our feet reached the door of the store, the shopkeeper swooped over and said, "Sister, please, get her away quickly. Otherwise, not only the guests, but also us will scatter like birds and beasts..." "
"Do you doubt my skills? Go back and let you experience it!"
So he put away his clothes angrily. When I came to the hall, I walked past the tablet as if nothing had happened, and suddenly there was a thunder... Amitabha.
"Brother Xuan, are you going to collect medicine again tomorrow?"
"Brother Xuan said that it was the god worshiped in the era of Ailao Mountain! It is said that it is the ancestor of the ancestor..."
"Carrot! Why did you fall asleep again... Get up quickly and do aerobics with mom. Oh, look at you..."
Early in the morning, Luo Xuan went out to collect herbs. Only colored glaze, radish, Yaya... were left in the mountains.
There was just a click, and the door frame flew away. Luo Xuan stood at the door with a pale face...
There was a stuck sound. There was a crack... uh... I didn't mean it. Liuli was panicking when she saw the wall behind the incense case suddenly opened, revealing a secret room. Woohoo. Brother Xuan, you didn’t even tell me. You, you... are you hiding in a golden house
Since Liuli is eating a pork burger and her enunciation is unclear, Xiaobai will narrate the following:
The owner of the shop is accustomed to these rude rumors and ignores them. The second rule of the Baichi Inn is: "Everyone comes with a mouth. Put a big table and collect the whole bill."
…
"Um."
"Do you doubt my skills? Go back and let you experience it!"
"I beg you to tell me more tactfully next time. I've even run out of nosebleeds!!"
But he saw a little baby about two years old, wearing white crotchless pants, with a serious face and helplessly shaking his head. With such a **** expression, doesn't it look like that person... He woke up: "Liu Li, look at your son crawling around. You How can you be someone’s mother?”
"Women's hair?"
after dinner…
"Yaya, let's play a treasure hunt game?"
after dinner…
"That shrimp?"
"Hmm... Can that be... Well, Brother Xuan..." Biting his finger.
Before he could speak, he heard a hoarse, sad and deliberately slurred voice: "Liu Li, I left Ailao Mountain and walked in front of the street. I didn't say anything, but my heart was so miserable. The gentlemen who passed by listened to my words..."
The reason why it is called "Baichi" Inn is because there is a weird saying circulating in the world, which is the first rule of Baichi Inn: "Any middle-aged uncle who is handsome, elegant, talented in literature, and has outstanding skills can enter the hotel on the basis of his face." It’s free to eat at the inn.”
Here's the thing.
Xiaobai: "This probability...?? Hmm... It's very big... Farewell Bird" Behind him, Luo Xuan's white hair fluttered and he glared angrily, thinking to himself that my Liuli family was all led astray by you! Do you still want to lead my son astray
"Wuwu... none of them."
Luo Xuan was embarrassed: "Didn't we agree that we won't talk about this before Luo Bo (Luo Xuan Khan!) grows up?" (Happy, Xiaobai, who asked you to lose to me in guessing when naming your child. Haha, little Luobo) Naming rights!)
Speaking of this, Liuli couldn't help but feel sad. He took a big bite of the pork burger and said, "Ahem...I want a drink of water. Xiaobai, Xiaobai?"
The owner of the shop is accustomed to these rude rumors and ignores them. The second rule of the Baichi Inn is: "Everyone comes with a mouth. Put a big table and collect the whole bill."
"Wuwu... Xiaobai. Brother Xuan, he... he. He, he, he."
Liuli: "Brother Xuan has put it away?"
"Poof" spit out a mouthful of coke, and Xiaobai started to slap the case, "Damn Lao Luo, I don't even think about it, he is having an affair with someone else. He said it was the fox on that mountain, I will dig up her ancestral grave..."
"For Xiami?"
"Yaya! How did you become a nanny? Come on, do it with me, left, right, left. Get ready up and down." He said, pulling up Yaya's two little wings and twisting them! Yaya fluttered to cooperate (essentially struggling to protest...)
"You threatened me when I was giving birth to my baby. Brother Xuan, how could you take advantage of me? The little carrot is only two years old!"
Xiaobai was furious: "Don't worry! Luo Xuan won't like women without hair. I'm very confident in his taste."
Liuli hates the cold...
Liuli’s autobiography:
"For Xiami?"
Xiaobai interrupted: Go to the secret room. Just speak to me in a low voice below.
Liuli’s autobiography:
It was a warm day, the wind was warm, the Ailao Waterfall was clear, and the orioles were in my ears.
…
The rivers and lakes are unpredictable, and it is inevitable for everyone to hear rumors and bad words. One hero said: "The reason why Bai Chi Inn is called Bai Chi Inn is because the owner of the shop is called Idiot!" The heroine kicked off her feet and said: "You are an idiot. The owner of this shop should be called a nymphomaniac. You are neglecting your business and just teasing her husband everywhere."
Liuli: "Brother Xuan has put it away?"
"Yaya! How did you become a nanny? Come on, do it with me, left, right, left. Get ready up and down." He said, pulling up Yaya's two little wings and twisting them! Yaya fluttered to cooperate (essentially struggling to protest...)
"Brother Xuan, are you going to collect medicine again tomorrow?"
Before he could speak, he heard a hoarse, sad and deliberately slurred voice: "Liu Li, I left Ailao Mountain and walked in front of the street. I didn't say anything, but my heart was so miserable. The gentlemen who passed by listened to my words..."
In the secret room. While eating Xiaobai's special Madonna pork burger, Liuli said: "Brother Xuan left early the next morning..."
"Okay! One or two... rock, paper, scissors... Haha, you lose. You come and bring the little carrot!"
"Poof" spit out a mouthful of coke, and Xiaobai started to slap the case, "Damn Lao Luo, I don't even think about it, he is having an affair with someone else. He said it was the fox on that mountain, I will dig up her ancestral grave..."
Xiaobai's remaining ounce of blood was gone.
"That shrimp?"
"You threatened me when I was giving birth to my baby. Brother Xuan, how could you take advantage of me? The little carrot is only two years old!"
Xiaobai fainted: You... can't... Hey, forget it, I don't want to die from a nosebleed.
after dinner…
The reason why it is called "Baichi" Inn is because there is a weird saying circulating in the world, which is the first rule of Baichi Inn: "Any middle-aged uncle who is handsome, elegant, talented in literature, and has outstanding skills can enter the hotel on the basis of his face." It’s free to eat at the inn.”
Xiaobai, nosebleeds spurting out. Suddenly I felt a chill in my back! As soon as he lowered his head to find a piece of cloth to block it, he saw a little boy reaching out and handing Xiaobai a handkerchief. "My kid is so good... Please have a piece of fruit pie first... Hey, this kid looks so familiar..."
"Didn't you notice the rouge mark on Brother Xuan's collar?"
Since Liuli is eating a pork burger and her enunciation is unclear, Xiaobai will narrate the following:
"Carrot! Why did you fall asleep again... Get up quickly and do aerobics with mom. Oh, look at you..."
There was just a click, and the door frame flew away. Luo Xuan stood at the door with a pale face...
Early in the morning, Luo Xuan went out to collect herbs. Only colored glaze, radish, Yaya... were left in the mountains.
Xiaobai: "This probability...?? Hmm... It's very big... Farewell Bird" Behind him, Luo Xuan's white hair fluttered and he glared angrily, thinking to himself that my Liuli family was all led astray by you! Do you still want to lead my son astray
Luo Xuan was embarrassed: "Didn't we agree that we won't talk about this before Luo Bo (Luo Xuan Khan!) grows up?" (Happy, Xiaobai, who asked you to lose to me in guessing when naming your child. Haha, little Luobo) Naming rights!)
after dinner…
As for Yaya, of course she dragged the little radish into the kitchen to hunt for treasure. Where's Liuli? Hehe, naturally he went to Xuanxuan's flower room, alchemy room, and even under the bed to search for all Luo Xuan's scent. Finally, Liuli opened Luo Xuan's suitcase and asked, Hey, it's true that brother Xuan doesn't let me wash his underwear every time... Hehe, but he doesn't have anything except a middle coat. Why are you so stingy? I'll sew your underwear that day. Uh... It's better not to, I don't expect him to appear in front of me wearing briefs, not even in this life or the next life.
Before he could speak, he heard a hoarse, sad and deliberately slurred voice: "Liu Li, I left Ailao Mountain and walked in front of the street. I didn't say anything, but my heart was so miserable. The gentlemen who passed by listened to my words..."
In the secret room. While eating Xiaobai's special Madonna pork burger, Liuli said: "Brother Xuan left early the next morning..."
"Wuwu... Xiaobai. Brother Xuan, he... he. He, he, he."
It was a warm day, the wind was warm, the Ailao Waterfall was clear, and the orioles were in my ears.
"Uh... Of course I didn't believe it at first. After all, I look so much like Brother Xuan! But when I took a closer look with the magnifying glass you gave me, there was a line of crooked and disproportionate inscriptions underneath... Changliuzun on Bai Zihua!"
"Eh? Xiaobai, why are you wearing a mask on your face? It reminds Xiaonujia of Brother Xue for no reason." Liuli was so arrogant that after listening to the rap version of Peking Opera in Xiaobai's shop last time, she was like Luo Xuan at every turn. Handkerchief, wiping tears frequently, calling myself Xiaonujia Xiaonujia.
Since Xiaobai lost his temper, he pulled off the "mask" on his face and cursed: "Your mask has grown into this kind of virtue. This is a facial mask, okay? Tell me! What did Luo Xuan do to you again? You are all treated like a child." Damn it, she comes to my store every now and then to complain."
"One two, one two, one two." On a big rock beside the waterfall, Liuli stretched her limbs and did aerobics, her fleshy belly twisting...
Liuli reacted immediately, "Hey! Little Luobo, why are you here? Yaya, look at you, why do you become this man's daddy? Didn't I ask you to take care of him!"
N months later, on the Mid-Autumn Festival, Xiaobai asked Liuli: "Where is that painting?"
Since Xiaobai lost his temper, he pulled off the "mask" on his face and cursed: "Your mask has grown into this kind of virtue. This is a facial mask, okay? Tell me! What did Luo Xuan do to you again? You are all treated like a child." Damn it, she comes to my store every now and then to complain."
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
"Uuuu... Brother Xuan. How could you do this to me. Bitch, come out." Liuli ran around but found nothing. Sitting in the middle of the ground in an atmosphere, I looked up and saw a calligraphy and painting on the wall. I saw the moonlight like water and a waterfall flying. The man in the picture had gorgeous hair and green silk draped on his back. Through the strands of hair, he could see the snow-white The naked back is as white as gelatin. If you look closely, you can see that although it is just a back figure, the slender jade fingers in the picture and the inviolable artistic conception are clearly Brother Xuan himself. Look at the stylus again. It is soft and soft, and the strokes are full of profound meaning. Even Liuli, a "painting geek" and an idiot at painting, can tell that it was clearly painted by a woman. Wow, Brother Xuan, you actually... actually... asked a woman to paint a portrait of you, and still showed you a bathing picture!
Xiaobai, nosebleeds spurting out. Suddenly I felt a chill in my back! As soon as he lowered his head to find a piece of cloth to block it, he saw a little boy reaching out and handing Xiaobai a handkerchief. "My kid is so good... Please have a piece of fruit pie first... Hey, this kid looks so familiar..."
Early in the morning, Luo Xuan went out to collect herbs. Only colored glaze, radish, Yaya... were left in the mountains.
Xiaobai fainted...
"Carrot! Why did you fall asleep again... Get up quickly and do aerobics with mom. Oh, look at you..."
"Actually, that...that..."
Three years passed in a flash.
"Yaya! How did you become a nanny? Come on, do it with me, left, right, left. Get ready up and down." He said, pulling up Yaya's two little wings and twisting them! Yaya fluttered to cooperate (essentially struggling to protest...)
"Uh, how do you say this?"
As for Yaya, of course she dragged the little radish into the kitchen to hunt for treasure. Where's Liuli? Hehe, naturally he went to Xuanxuan's flower room, alchemy room, and even under the bed to search for all Luo Xuan's scent. Finally, Liuli opened Luo Xuan's suitcase and asked, Hey, it's true that brother Xuan doesn't let me wash his underwear every time... Hehe, but he doesn't have anything except a middle coat. Why are you so stingy? I'll sew your underwear that day. Uh... It's better not to, I don't expect him to appear in front of me wearing briefs, not even in this life or the next life.
The rivers and lakes are unpredictable, and it is inevitable for everyone to hear rumors and bad words. One hero said: "The reason why Bai Chi Inn is called Bai Chi Inn is because the owner of the shop is called Idiot!" The heroine kicked off her feet and said: "You are an idiot. The owner of this shop should be called a nymphomaniac. You are neglecting your business and just teasing her husband everywhere."
"The person in the painting is called Bai Zihua. It is said to be Changliu Immortal. According to legend, this painting is his female apprentice Hua Qiangu who fell into Ailao Mountain due to an accidental injury. The immortal body was destroyed and she could not return to Changliu. She misses her day and night. Drawn by Master!"
"Can you ask Luo Xuan what's going on?"
"Yaya! How did you become a nanny? Come on, do it with me, left, right, left. Get ready up and down." He said, pulling up Yaya's two little wings and twisting them! Yaya fluttered to cooperate (essentially struggling to protest...)
It was a warm day, the wind was warm, the Ailao Waterfall was clear, and the orioles were in my ears.
…
N months later, on the Mid-Autumn Festival, Xiaobai asked Liuli: "Where is that painting?"
"Women's hair?"
In the secret room. While eating Xiaobai's special Madonna pork burger, Liuli said: "Brother Xuan left early the next morning..."
after dinner…
Xiaobai interrupted: Go to the secret room. Just speak to me in a low voice below.
As for Yaya, of course she dragged the little radish into the kitchen to hunt for treasure. Where's Liuli? Hehe, naturally he went to Xuanxuan's flower room, alchemy room, and even under the bed to search for all Luo Xuan's scent. Finally, Liuli opened Luo Xuan's suitcase and asked, Hey, it's true that brother Xuan doesn't let me wash his underwear every time... Hehe, but he doesn't have anything except a middle coat. Why are you so stingy? I'll sew your underwear that day. Uh... It's better not to, I don't expect him to appear in front of me wearing briefs, not even in this life or the next life.
Xiaobai fainted...
"Wuwu... none of them."
"Yaya, let's play a treasure hunt game?"
"Oh... painted by a woman named Bai Zi?"
Early in the morning, Luo Xuan went out to collect herbs. Only colored glaze, radish, Yaya... were left in the mountains.
"Wuwu... Xiaobai. Brother Xuan, he... he. He, he, he."
"That shrimp?"
"Do you doubt my skills? Go back and let you experience it!"
"You threatened me when I was giving birth to my baby. Brother Xuan, how could you take advantage of me? The little carrot is only two years old!"
"Wuwu... Xiaobai. Brother Xuan, he... he. He, he, he."
"Didn't you notice the rouge mark on Brother Xuan's collar?"
Yaya nodded... Finally she could go to the kitchen to see what was available to eat. Liuli chopped cabbage... sweat!
Since Liuli is eating a pork burger and her enunciation is unclear, Xiaobai will narrate the following:
Xiaobai's remaining ounce of blood was gone.
Time flies, the water flows...
"Okay! One or two... rock, paper, scissors... Haha, you lose. You come and bring the little carrot!"
Xiaobai piled on the edge of the spittoon: "Don't pay attention to me... the blood will flow freely." This is really "the hot spring water washes away the coagulated fat, and the nosebleeds are bright red and fill the spittoon." What a good poem!
Xiaobai interrupted: Go to the secret room. Just speak to me in a low voice below.
Xiaobai: "Miss Master? Just draw a naked back???" Spewing blood...
The owner of the shop is accustomed to these rude rumors and ignores them. The second rule of the Baichi Inn is: "Everyone comes with a mouth. Put a big table and collect the whole bill."
"Do you doubt my skills? Go back and let you experience it!"
Yaya Heixian, you just want to throw your son to me, right
Xiaobai fainted: You... can't... Hey, forget it, I don't want to die from a nosebleed.
"Uh, how do you say this?"
As for Yaya, of course she dragged the little radish into the kitchen to hunt for treasure. Where's Liuli? Hehe, naturally he went to Xuanxuan's flower room, alchemy room, and even under the bed to search for all Luo Xuan's scent. Finally, Liuli opened Luo Xuan's suitcase and asked, Hey, it's true that brother Xuan doesn't let me wash his underwear every time... Hehe, but he doesn't have anything except a middle coat. Why are you so stingy? I'll sew your underwear that day. Uh... It's better not to, I don't expect him to appear in front of me wearing briefs, not even in this life or the next life.
"Uh... Of course I didn't believe it at first. After all, I look so much like Brother Xuan! But when I took a closer look with the magnifying glass you gave me, there was a line of crooked and disproportionate inscriptions underneath... Changliuzun on Bai Zihua!"
"Wuwu... none of them."
"Carrot! Why did you fall asleep again... Get up quickly and do aerobics with mom. Oh, look at you..."
Xiaobai interrupted: Go to the secret room. Just speak to me in a low voice below.
"Brother Xuan said just watch him. No one is allowed to peek in the shower except him."
"Okay! One or two... rock, paper, scissors... Haha, you lose. You come and bring the little carrot!"
Time flies, the water flows...
So he put away his clothes angrily. When I came to the hall, I walked past the tablet as if nothing had happened, and suddenly there was a thunder... Amitabha.
"He ignored you, right? He was mean to you, right? He asked you to wash the dishes, right? He asked you to change the baby's diaper, right?"
"Oh... painted by a woman named Bai Zi?"
"Haha" Liuli turned around shamelessly. "I'm not disrespecting you. Brother Xuan makes me burn incense every day." There was another thunder. "Uh... I occasionally take a break during the weekends..." A flash of lightning. Under the glass, he bowed immediately and accidentally bumped into the incense table!
"For Xiami?"
Thinking of this, Liuli strode in... Sure enough, there was a big bed on the right side. Light gauze curtains, mandarin duck jade hooks, smell it carefully, and it also carries a strange fragrance! The most disgusting thing is that instead of the scent of sandalwood, the washbasin, and the dressing mirror, this... is clearly a woman's room.
There was a stuck sound. There was a crack... uh... I didn't mean it. Liuli was panicking when she saw the wall behind the incense case suddenly opened, revealing a secret room. Woohoo. Brother Xuan, you didn’t even tell me. You, you... are you hiding in a golden house
"Eh? Xiaobai, why are you wearing a mask on your face? It reminds Xiaonujia of Brother Xue for no reason." Liuli was so arrogant that after listening to the rap version of Peking Opera in Xiaobai's shop last time, she was like Luo Xuan at every turn. Handkerchief, wiping tears frequently, calling myself Xiaonujia Xiaonujia.
Xiaobai: "Miss Master? Just draw a naked back???" Spewing blood...
Thinking of this, Liuli strode in... Sure enough, there was a big bed on the right side. Light gauze curtains, mandarin duck jade hooks, smell it carefully, and it also carries a strange fragrance! The most disgusting thing is that instead of the scent of sandalwood, the washbasin, and the dressing mirror, this... is clearly a woman's room.
Three years ago, a free-for-all inn appeared in the world. The so-called "eating for free", as the name suggests, means "eating for free", but not everyone can eat for free, otherwise it would be more obvious to just call it Jishantang.
"Didn't you notice the rouge mark on Brother Xuan's collar?"
"Oh... painted by a woman named Bai Zi?"
Three years passed in a flash.
…
"Uuuu... Brother Xuan. How could you do this to me. Bitch, come out." Liuli ran around but found nothing. Sitting in the middle of the ground in an atmosphere, I looked up and saw a calligraphy and painting on the wall. I saw the moonlight like water and a waterfall flying. The man in the picture had gorgeous hair and green silk draped on his back. Through the strands of hair, he could see the snow-white The naked back is as white as gelatin. If you look closely, you can see that although it is just a back figure, the slender jade fingers in the picture and the inviolable artistic conception are clearly Brother Xuan himself. Look at the stylus again. It is soft and soft, and the strokes are full of profound meaning. Even Liuli, a "painting geek" and an idiot at painting, can tell that it was clearly painted by a woman. Wow, Brother Xuan, you actually... actually... asked a woman to paint a portrait of you, and still showed you a bathing picture!
Here's the thing.
The rivers and lakes are unpredictable, and it is inevitable for everyone to hear rumors and bad words. One hero said: "The reason why Bai Chi Inn is called Bai Chi Inn is because the owner of the shop is called Idiot!" The heroine kicked off her feet and said: "You are an idiot. The owner of this shop should be called a nymphomaniac. You are neglecting your business and just teasing her husband everywhere."
The next day: Xiao Baitian ran up to Ailaoshan shamelessly, "Brother Xuan, uh, Comrade Luo Xuan, as the director of the Ailaoshan Street Neighborhood Committee, I hope you will accuse Miss Liuli? Eh? Where is Miss Liuli?"
Time flies, the water flows...
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
"Brother Xuan said just watch him. No one is allowed to peek in the shower except him."
Xiaobai: "Miss Master? Just draw a naked back???" Spewing blood...
Speaking of this, Liuli couldn't help but feel sad. He took a big bite of the pork burger and said, "Ahem...I want a drink of water. Xiaobai, Xiaobai?"
"Brother Xuan said that it was the god worshiped in the era of Ailao Mountain! It is said that it is the ancestor of the ancestor..."
The reason why it is called "Baichi" Inn is because there is a weird saying circulating in the world, which is the first rule of Baichi Inn: "Any middle-aged uncle who is handsome, elegant, talented in literature, and has outstanding skills can enter the hotel on the basis of his face." It’s free to eat at the inn.”
Liuli reacted immediately, "Hey! Little Luobo, why are you here? Yaya, look at you, why do you become this man's daddy? Didn't I ask you to take care of him!"
"Hmm... Can that be... Well, Brother Xuan..." Biting his finger.
"One two, one two, one two." On a big rock beside the waterfall, Liuli stretched her limbs and did aerobics, her fleshy belly twisting...
…
Xiaobai piled on the edge of the spittoon: "Don't pay attention to me... the blood will flow freely." This is really "the hot spring water washes away the coagulated fat, and the nosebleeds are bright red and fill the spittoon." What a good poem!
"Um."
"He ignored you, right? He was mean to you, right? He asked you to wash the dishes, right? He asked you to change the baby's diaper, right?"
"Can you ask Luo Xuan what's going on?"
…
Xiaobai fainted: You... can't... Hey, forget it, I don't want to die from a nosebleed.
"Uuuu... Brother Xuan. How could you do this to me. Bitch, come out." Liuli ran around but found nothing. Sitting in the middle of the ground in an atmosphere, I looked up and saw a calligraphy and painting on the wall. I saw the moonlight like water and a waterfall flying. The man in the picture had gorgeous hair and green silk draped on his back. Through the strands of hair, he could see the snow-white The naked back is as white as gelatin. If you look closely, you can see that although it is just a back figure, the slender jade fingers in the picture and the inviolable artistic conception are clearly Brother Xuan himself. Look at the stylus again. It is soft and soft, and the strokes are full of profound meaning. Even Liuli, a "painting geek" and an idiot at painting, can tell that it was clearly painted by a woman. Wow, Brother Xuan, you actually... actually... asked a woman to paint a portrait of you, and still showed you a bathing picture!
"Poof" spit out a mouthful of coke, and Xiaobai started to slap the case, "Damn Lao Luo, I don't even think about it, he is having an affair with someone else. He said it was the fox on that mountain, I will dig up her ancestral grave..."
"You threatened me when I was giving birth to my baby. Brother Xuan, how could you take advantage of me? The little carrot is only two years old!"
"What else do you have to ask? Last time I participated in Guoguo's 100 Questions, I had doubts about Brother Xuan's skills? I didn't expect... Wuwu."
"Uh, how do you say this?"
Here's the thing.
N months later, on the Mid-Autumn Festival, Xiaobai asked Liuli: "Where is that painting?"
Thinking of this, Liuli strode in... Sure enough, there was a big bed on the right side. Light gauze curtains, mandarin duck jade hooks, smell it carefully, and it also carries a strange fragrance! The most disgusting thing is that instead of the scent of sandalwood, the washbasin, and the dressing mirror, this... is clearly a woman's room.
"Hmm... Can that be... Well, Brother Xuan..." Biting his finger.
"I beg you to tell me more tactfully next time. I've even run out of nosebleeds!!"
Xiaobai, nosebleeds spurting out. Suddenly I felt a chill in my back! As soon as he lowered his head to find a piece of cloth to block it, he saw a little boy reaching out and handing Xiaobai a handkerchief. "My kid is so good... Please have a piece of fruit pie first... Hey, this kid looks so familiar..."
The reason why it is called "Baichi" Inn is because there is a weird saying circulating in the world, which is the first rule of Baichi Inn: "Any middle-aged uncle who is handsome, elegant, talented in literature, and has outstanding skills can enter the hotel on the basis of his face." It’s free to eat at the inn.”
"Haha" Liuli turned around shamelessly. "I'm not disrespecting you. Brother Xuan makes me burn incense every day." There was another thunder. "Uh... I occasionally take a break during the weekends..." A flash of lightning. Under the glass, he bowed immediately and accidentally bumped into the incense table!
Liuli: "Brother Xuan, I didn't mean that... Wuwu, Xiaobai, you have to save me..."
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
"Uh, how do you say this?"
Since Liuli is eating a pork burger and her enunciation is unclear, Xiaobai will narrate the following:
"Brother Xuan said that it was the god worshiped in the era of Ailao Mountain! It is said that it is the ancestor of the ancestor..."
But he saw a little baby about two years old, wearing white crotchless pants, with a serious face and helplessly shaking his head. With such a **** expression, doesn't it look like that person... He woke up: "Liu Li, look at your son crawling around. You How can you be someone’s mother?”
"I beg you to tell me more tactfully next time. I've even run out of nosebleeds!!"
"Didn't you notice the rouge mark on Brother Xuan's collar?"
…
On this day, the shop owner Xiaobai finally decided to walk around the store because he had nothing to do but was overly worried and had a look at the pictures of beautiful uncles he had collected today. Unexpectedly, the business was unexpectedly deserted today. Before our feet reached the door of the store, the shopkeeper swooped over and said, "Sister, please, get her away quickly. Otherwise, not only the guests, but also us will scatter like birds and beasts..." "
Glazed black thread! ! ! He seems to be my husband, right? Well, why do I have such a miserable life? There is no one around me who doesn’t miss my husband (Yaya, protest...): "I don’t know..."
Liuli reacted immediately, "Hey! Little Luobo, why are you here? Yaya, look at you, why do you become this man's daddy? Didn't I ask you to take care of him!"
Time flies, the water flows...
"Yaya, let's play a treasure hunt game?"
"Eh? Xiaobai, why are you wearing a mask on your face? It reminds Xiaonujia of Brother Xue for no reason." Liuli was so arrogant that after listening to the rap version of Peking Opera in Xiaobai's shop last time, she was like Luo Xuan at every turn. Handkerchief, wiping tears frequently, calling myself Xiaonujia Xiaonujia.
Xiaobai's remaining ounce of blood was gone.
Thinking of this, Liuli strode in... Sure enough, there was a big bed on the right side. Light gauze curtains, mandarin duck jade hooks, smell it carefully, and it also carries a strange fragrance! The most disgusting thing is that instead of the scent of sandalwood, the washbasin, and the dressing mirror, this... is clearly a woman's room.
"Eh? Xiaobai, why are you wearing a mask on your face? It reminds Xiaonujia of Brother Xue for no reason." Liuli was so arrogant that after listening to the rap version of Peking Opera in Xiaobai's shop last time, she was like Luo Xuan at every turn. Handkerchief, wiping tears frequently, calling myself Xiaonujia Xiaonujia.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Brother Xuan...he is having an affair."
"Quack!" Yaya protested.
Xiaobai: "This probability...?? Hmm... It's very big... Farewell Bird" Behind him, Luo Xuan's white hair fluttered and he glared angrily, thinking to himself that my Liuli family was all led astray by you! Do you still want to lead my son astray
Liuli reacted immediately, "Hey! Little Luobo, why are you here? Yaya, look at you, why do you become this man's daddy? Didn't I ask you to take care of him!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Brother Xuan...he is having an affair."
Xiaobai: "Khan! You believe whatever he says."
There was just a click, and the door frame flew away. Luo Xuan stood at the door with a pale face...
As for Yaya, of course she dragged the little radish into the kitchen to hunt for treasure. Where's Liuli? Hehe, naturally he went to Xuanxuan's flower room, alchemy room, and even under the bed to search for all Luo Xuan's scent. Finally, Liuli opened Luo Xuan's suitcase and asked, Hey, it's true that brother Xuan doesn't let me wash his underwear every time... Hehe, but he doesn't have anything except a middle coat. Why are you so stingy? I'll sew your underwear that day. Uh... It's better not to, I don't expect him to appear in front of me wearing briefs, not even in this life or the next life.
Liuli hates the cold...
There was just a click, and the door frame flew away. Luo Xuan stood at the door with a pale face...
"Hmm... Can that be... Well, Brother Xuan..." Biting his finger.
"I beg you to tell me more tactfully next time. I've even run out of nosebleeds!!"
"The person in the painting is called Bai Zihua. It is said to be Changliu Immortal. According to legend, this painting is his female apprentice Hua Qiangu who fell into Ailao Mountain due to an accidental injury. The immortal body was destroyed and she could not return to Changliu. She misses her day and night. Drawn by Master!"
Since Liuli is eating a pork burger and her enunciation is unclear, Xiaobai will narrate the following:
"Do you doubt my skills? Go back and let you experience it!"
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
"Uuuu... Brother Xuan. How could you do this to me. Bitch, come out." Liuli ran around but found nothing. Sitting in the middle of the ground in an atmosphere, I looked up and saw a calligraphy and painting on the wall. I saw the moonlight like water and a waterfall flying. The man in the picture had gorgeous hair and green silk draped on his back. Through the strands of hair, he could see the snow-white The naked back is as white as gelatin. If you look closely, you can see that although it is just a back figure, the slender jade fingers in the picture and the inviolable artistic conception are clearly Brother Xuan himself. Look at the stylus again. It is soft and soft, and the strokes are full of profound meaning. Even Liuli, a "painting geek" and an idiot at painting, can tell that it was clearly painted by a woman. Wow, Brother Xuan, you actually... actually... asked a woman to paint a portrait of you, and still showed you a bathing picture!
"The person in the painting is called Bai Zihua. It is said to be Changliu Immortal. According to legend, this painting is his female apprentice Hua Qiangu who fell into Ailao Mountain due to an accidental injury. The immortal body was destroyed and she could not return to Changliu. She misses her day and night. Drawn by Master!"
…
Xiaobai piled on the edge of the spittoon: "Don't pay attention to me... the blood will flow freely." This is really "the hot spring water washes away the coagulated fat, and the nosebleeds are bright red and fill the spittoon." What a good poem!
"Yaya! How did you become a nanny? Come on, do it with me, left, right, left. Get ready up and down." He said, pulling up Yaya's two little wings and twisting them! Yaya fluttered to cooperate (essentially struggling to protest...)
Xiaobai's remaining ounce of blood was gone.
"Um."
…
"Do you doubt my skills? Go back and let you experience it!"
Xiaobai: "This probability...?? Hmm... It's very big... Farewell Bird" Behind him, Luo Xuan's white hair fluttered and he glared angrily, thinking to himself that my Liuli family was all led astray by you! Do you still want to lead my son astray
"Yaya! How did you become a nanny? Come on, do it with me, left, right, left. Get ready up and down." He said, pulling up Yaya's two little wings and twisting them! Yaya fluttered to cooperate (essentially struggling to protest...)
Yaya nodded... Finally she could go to the kitchen to see what was available to eat. Liuli chopped cabbage... sweat!
N months later, on Xiaoluobo's third birthday, Xiaobai took the opportunity to mention the past to Liuli.
Liuli: "Brother Xuan, I didn't mean that... Wuwu, Xiaobai, you have to save me..."
"For Xiami?"
"Women's hair?"
"Didn't you notice the rouge mark on Brother Xuan's collar?"
Xiaobai fainted...
Xiaobai fainted...
"That shrimp?"
"One two, one two, one two." On a big rock beside the waterfall, Liuli stretched her limbs and did aerobics, her fleshy belly twisting...
"Wuwu... Xiaobai. Brother Xuan, he... he. He, he, he."
"Haha" Liuli turned around shamelessly. "I'm not disrespecting you. Brother Xuan makes me burn incense every day." There was another thunder. "Uh... I occasionally take a break during the weekends..." A flash of lightning. Under the glass, he bowed immediately and accidentally bumped into the incense table!
There was just a click, and the door frame flew away. Luo Xuan stood at the door with a pale face...
"Oh... painted by a woman named Bai Zi?"
The next day: Xiao Baitian ran up to Ailaoshan shamelessly, "Brother Xuan, uh, Comrade Luo Xuan, as the director of the Ailaoshan Street Neighborhood Committee, I hope you will accuse Miss Liuli? Eh? Where is Miss Liuli?"
"Oh. Brother Xuan finally has something new."
Xiaobai: "Miss Master? Just draw a naked back???" Spewing blood...
"Uh, how do you say this?"
"Okay! One or two... rock, paper, scissors... Haha, you lose. You come and bring the little carrot!"
"Oh. Brother Xuan finally has something new."
Xiaobai was furious: "Don't worry! Luo Xuan won't like women without hair. I'm very confident in his taste."
There is a hint in the book: "Fainted in bed..." Xiaobai went back to treat internal injuries...
Xiaobai interrupted: Go to the secret room. Just speak to me in a low voice below.
Liuli’s autobiography:
Time flies, the water flows...
"The person in the painting is called Bai Zihua. It is said to be Changliu Immortal. According to legend, this painting is his female apprentice Hua Qiangu who fell into Ailao Mountain due to an accidental injury. The immortal body was destroyed and she could not return to Changliu. She misses her day and night. Drawn by Master!"
Speaking of this, Liuli couldn't help but feel sad. He took a big bite of the pork burger and said, "Ahem...I want a drink of water. Xiaobai, Xiaobai?"
Xiaobai, nosebleeds spurting out. Suddenly I felt a chill in my back! As soon as he lowered his head to find a piece of cloth to block it, he saw a little boy reaching out and handing Xiaobai a handkerchief. "My kid is so good... Please have a piece of fruit pie first... Hey, this kid looks so familiar..."
N months later, on Xiaoluobo's third birthday, Xiaobai took the opportunity to mention the past to Liuli.
So he put away his clothes angrily. When I came to the hall, I walked past the tablet as if nothing had happened, and suddenly there was a thunder... Amitabha.
Xiaobai piled on the edge of the spittoon: "Don't pay attention to me... the blood will flow freely." This is really "the hot spring water washes away the coagulated fat, and the nosebleeds are bright red and fill the spittoon." What a good poem!
"Actually, that...that..."
"Do you doubt my skills? Go back and let you experience it!"
"Um."
Before he could speak, he heard a hoarse, sad and deliberately slurred voice: "Liu Li, I left Ailao Mountain and walked in front of the street. I didn't say anything, but my heart was so miserable. The gentlemen who passed by listened to my words..."
In the secret room. While eating Xiaobai's special Madonna pork burger, Liuli said: "Brother Xuan left early the next morning..."
"Um."
Xiaobai: "Miss Master? Just draw a naked back???" Spewing blood...
"That shrimp?"
"of course not."
Xiaobai's remaining ounce of blood was gone.
"Uh, how do you say this?"
"Okay! One or two... rock, paper, scissors... Haha, you lose. You come and bring the little carrot!"
On this day, the shop owner Xiaobai finally decided to walk around the store because he had nothing to do but was overly worried and had a look at the pictures of beautiful uncles he had collected today. Unexpectedly, the business was unexpectedly deserted today. Before our feet reached the door of the store, the shopkeeper swooped over and said, "Sister, please, get her away quickly. Otherwise, not only the guests, but also us will scatter like birds and beasts..." "
Three years ago, a free-for-all inn appeared in the world. The so-called "eating for free", as the name suggests, means "eating for free", but not everyone can eat for free, otherwise it would be more obvious to just call it Jishantang.
"Brother Xuan said that it was the god worshiped in the era of Ailao Mountain! It is said that it is the ancestor of the ancestor..."
Xiaobai, nosebleeds spurting out. Suddenly I felt a chill in my back! As soon as he lowered his head to find a piece of cloth to block it, he saw a little boy reaching out and handing Xiaobai a handkerchief. "My kid is so good... Please have a piece of fruit pie first... Hey, this kid looks so familiar..."
The reason why it is called "Baichi" Inn is because there is a weird saying circulating in the world, which is the first rule of Baichi Inn: "Any middle-aged uncle who is handsome, elegant, talented in literature, and has outstanding skills can enter the hotel on the basis of his face." It’s free to eat at the inn.”
"Can you ask Luo Xuan what's going on?"
Xiaobai interrupted: Go to the secret room. Just speak to me in a low voice below.
Xiaobai: "Khan! You believe whatever he says."
Liuli hates the cold...
So he put away his clothes angrily. When I came to the hall, I walked past the tablet as if nothing had happened, and suddenly there was a thunder... Amitabha.
In the secret room. While eating Xiaobai's special Madonna pork burger, Liuli said: "Brother Xuan left early the next morning..."
"Uh... Of course I didn't believe it at first. After all, I look so much like Brother Xuan! But when I took a closer look with the magnifying glass you gave me, there was a line of crooked and disproportionate inscriptions underneath... Changliuzun on Bai Zihua!"
"Didn't you notice the rouge mark on Brother Xuan's collar?"
…
Since Liuli is eating a pork burger and her enunciation is unclear, Xiaobai will narrate the following:
So he put away his clothes angrily. When I came to the hall, I walked past the tablet as if nothing had happened, and suddenly there was a thunder... Amitabha.
…
"Do you doubt my skills? Go back and let you experience it!"
Liuli hates the cold...
"Brother Xuan, are you going to collect medicine again tomorrow?"
"Oh... painted by a woman named Bai Zi?"
"Oh... painted by a woman named Bai Zi?"
But he saw a little baby about two years old, wearing white crotchless pants, with a serious face and helplessly shaking his head. With such a **** expression, doesn't it look like that person... He woke up: "Liu Li, look at your son crawling around. You How can you be someone’s mother?”
"It's just that I feel flustered..."
On this day, the shop owner Xiaobai finally decided to walk around the store because he had nothing to do but was overly worried and had a look at the pictures of beautiful uncles he had collected today. Unexpectedly, the business was unexpectedly deserted today. Before our feet reached the door of the store, the shopkeeper swooped over and said, "Sister, please, get her away quickly. Otherwise, not only the guests, but also us will scatter like birds and beasts..." "
As for Yaya, of course she dragged the little radish into the kitchen to hunt for treasure. Where's Liuli? Hehe, naturally he went to Xuanxuan's flower room, alchemy room, and even under the bed to search for all Luo Xuan's scent. Finally, Liuli opened Luo Xuan's suitcase and asked, Hey, it's true that brother Xuan doesn't let me wash his underwear every time... Hehe, but he doesn't have anything except a middle coat. Why are you so stingy? I'll sew your underwear that day. Uh... It's better not to, I don't expect him to appear in front of me wearing briefs, not even in this life or the next life.
The owner of the shop is accustomed to these rude rumors and ignores them. The second rule of the Baichi Inn is: "Everyone comes with a mouth. Put a big table and collect the whole bill."
Early in the morning, Luo Xuan went out to collect herbs. Only colored glaze, radish, Yaya... were left in the mountains.
Luo Xuan was embarrassed: "Didn't we agree that we won't talk about this before Luo Bo (Luo Xuan Khan!) grows up?" (Happy, Xiaobai, who asked you to lose to me in guessing when naming your child. Haha, little Luobo) Naming rights!)
Liuli hates the cold...
"Do you doubt my skills? Go back and let you experience it!"
"Brother Xuan, are you going to collect medicine again tomorrow?"
…
"Uh... Of course I didn't believe it at first. After all, I look so much like Brother Xuan! But when I took a closer look with the magnifying glass you gave me, there was a line of crooked and disproportionate inscriptions underneath... Changliuzun on Bai Zihua!"
Xiaobai: "Miss Master? Just draw a naked back???" Spewing blood...
"of course not."
"Poof" spit out a mouthful of coke, and Xiaobai started to slap the case, "Damn Lao Luo, I don't even think about it, he is having an affair with someone else. He said it was the fox on that mountain, I will dig up her ancestral grave..."
"The person in the painting is called Bai Zihua. It is said to be Changliu Immortal. According to legend, this painting is his female apprentice Hua Qiangu who fell into Ailao Mountain due to an accidental injury. The immortal body was destroyed and she could not return to Changliu. She misses her day and night. Drawn by Master!"
As for Yaya, of course she dragged the little radish into the kitchen to hunt for treasure. Where's Liuli? Hehe, naturally he went to Xuanxuan's flower room, alchemy room, and even under the bed to search for all Luo Xuan's scent. Finally, Liuli opened Luo Xuan's suitcase and asked, Hey, it's true that brother Xuan doesn't let me wash his underwear every time... Hehe, but he doesn't have anything except a middle coat. Why are you so stingy? I'll sew your underwear that day. Uh... It's better not to, I don't expect him to appear in front of me wearing briefs, not even in this life or the next life.
Liuli: "Well...it is said that they lived happily together in the end!"
Xiaobai: "Miss Master? Just draw a naked back???" Spewing blood...
There was just a click, and the door frame flew away. Luo Xuan stood at the door with a pale face...
"Um."
"Shima?"
"Yaya, let's play a treasure hunt game?"
Since Xiaobai lost his temper, he pulled off the "mask" on his face and cursed: "Your mask has grown into this kind of virtue. This is a facial mask, okay? Tell me! What did Luo Xuan do to you again? You are all treated like a child." Damn it, she comes to my store every now and then to complain."
Liuli reacted immediately, "Hey! Little Luobo, why are you here? Yaya, look at you, why do you become this man's daddy? Didn't I ask you to take care of him!"
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
Since Xiaobai lost his temper, he pulled off the "mask" on his face and cursed: "Your mask has grown into this kind of virtue. This is a facial mask, okay? Tell me! What did Luo Xuan do to you again? You are all treated like a child." Damn it, she comes to my store every now and then to complain."
Liuli: "Well...it is said that they lived happily together in the end!"
N months later, on Xiaoluobo's third birthday, Xiaobai took the opportunity to mention the past to Liuli.
Time flies, the water flows...
Liuli: "Brother Xuan has put it away?"
"Brother Xuan said just watch him. No one is allowed to peek in the shower except him."
The next day: Xiao Baitian ran up to Ailaoshan shamelessly, "Brother Xuan, uh, Comrade Luo Xuan, as the director of the Ailaoshan Street Neighborhood Committee, I hope you will accuse Miss Liuli? Eh? Where is Miss Liuli?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Brother Xuan...he is having an affair."
"of course not."
"Wuwu... Xiaobai. Brother Xuan, he... he. He, he, he."
Xiaobai: "This probability...?? Hmm... It's very big... Farewell Bird" Behind him, Luo Xuan's white hair fluttered and he glared angrily, thinking to himself that my Liuli family was all led astray by you! Do you still want to lead my son astray
"Oh. Brother Xuan finally has something new."
"What else do you have to ask? Last time I participated in Guoguo's 100 Questions, I had doubts about Brother Xuan's skills? I didn't expect... Wuwu."
"Hmm... Can that be... Well, Brother Xuan..." Biting his finger.
Xiaoluobo glared angrily and thought to herself: "You have led my mother to evil, and you want to lead my father to evil?"
"What else do you have to ask? Last time I participated in Guoguo's 100 Questions, I had doubts about Brother Xuan's skills? I didn't expect... Wuwu."
The rivers and lakes are unpredictable, and it is inevitable for everyone to hear rumors and bad words. One hero said: "The reason why Bai Chi Inn is called Bai Chi Inn is because the owner of the shop is called Idiot!" The heroine kicked off her feet and said: "You are an idiot. The owner of this shop should be called a nymphomaniac. You are neglecting your business and just teasing her husband everywhere."
N months later, on the Mid-Autumn Festival, Xiaobai asked Liuli: "Where is that painting?"
"Shima?"
"Do you doubt my skills? Go back and let you experience it!"
"Yaya, let's play a treasure hunt game?"
Early in the morning, Luo Xuan went out to collect herbs. Only colored glaze, radish, Yaya... were left in the mountains.
Glazed black thread! ! ! He seems to be my husband, right? Well, why do I have such a miserable life? There is no one around me who doesn’t miss my husband (Yaya, protest...): "I don’t know..."
Liuli: "Brother Xuan has put it away?"
"Brother Xuan said just watch him. No one is allowed to peek in the shower except him."
"Brother Xuan said just watch him. No one is allowed to peek in the shower except him."
Three years passed in a flash.
Of course, Liuli didn't learn from Luo Xuan why Bai Zihua was so similar to him. Until now, Xiaobai had already gossiped about YY's speculation. Was Hua Qiangu really injured and ended up in Ailao Mountain instead of being pregnant and expecting to give birth? Is Luo Xuan really named Luo? Of course, in order to please Little Carrot, I’d better not offend his father!
In the secret room. While eating Xiaobai's special Madonna pork burger, Liuli said: "Brother Xuan left early the next morning..."
"For Xiami?"
Xiaobai: "This probability...?? Hmm... It's very big... Farewell Bird" Behind him, Luo Xuan's white hair fluttered and he glared angrily, thinking to himself that my Liuli family was all led astray by you! Do you still want to lead my son astray
"Oh. Brother Xuan finally has something new."
"Wuwu... none of them."
Liuli hates the cold...
Yaya Heixian, you just want to throw your son to me, right
In the secret room. While eating Xiaobai's special Madonna pork burger, Liuli said: "Brother Xuan left early the next morning..."
The owner of the shop is accustomed to these rude rumors and ignores them. The second rule of the Baichi Inn is: "Everyone comes with a mouth. Put a big table and collect the whole bill."
"Brother Xuan said just watch him. No one is allowed to peek in the shower except him."
Liuli: "Brother Xuan has put it away?"
"Poof" spit out a mouthful of coke, and Xiaobai started to slap the case, "Damn Lao Luo, I don't even think about it, he is having an affair with someone else. He said it was the fox on that mountain, I will dig up her ancestral grave..."
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
"Eh? Xiaobai, why are you wearing a mask on your face? It reminds Xiaonujia of Brother Xue for no reason." Liuli was so arrogant that after listening to the rap version of Peking Opera in Xiaobai's shop last time, she was like Luo Xuan at every turn. Handkerchief, wiping tears frequently, calling myself Xiaonujia Xiaonujia.
N months later, on Xiaoluobo's third birthday, Xiaobai took the opportunity to mention the past to Liuli.
"I beg you to tell me more tactfully next time. I've even run out of nosebleeds!!"
"Oh. Brother Xuan finally has something new."
The owner of the shop is accustomed to these rude rumors and ignores them. The second rule of the Baichi Inn is: "Everyone comes with a mouth. Put a big table and collect the whole bill."
Of course, Liuli didn't learn from Luo Xuan why Bai Zihua was so similar to him. Until now, Xiaobai had already gossiped about YY's speculation. Was Hua Qiangu really injured and ended up in Ailao Mountain instead of being pregnant and expecting to give birth? Is Luo Xuan really named Luo? Of course, in order to please Little Carrot, I’d better not offend his father!
"I don't allow him to eat the noodles I made and think about another woman..."
"Yaya, let's play a treasure hunt game?"
"Uh... Of course I didn't believe it at first. After all, I look so much like Brother Xuan! But when I took a closer look with the magnifying glass you gave me, there was a line of crooked and disproportionate inscriptions underneath... Changliuzun on Bai Zihua!"