"What fox tail?" Song Qingshu's heart skipped a beat, on the surface he still struggled to maintain his upright image.
"You tried your best to persuade your sister to drink with me just now, did you really think we didn't know what was on your mind?" Wan Yanping said jokingly.
Song Qingshu couldn't help becoming a little annoyed when his little thought was punctured: "Since you know it, you still deliberately pretend that you don't understand my jokes, let's see how I teach you a lesson."
Song Qingshu was heartbroken, wrapped his arms around the waists of the two women, and walked towards the dragon bed in the back room without saying a word.
The two sisters were already a little bit drunk, but now they all lowered their heads with blushing faces, and even Wanyan Ping, who was always lively and active, didn't speak at this time.
Song Qingshu was overjoyed: "There is a door!"
He carried the two girls to the dragon bed, pretended to be unsteady after being drunk, and fell on the bed together with his arms around them. Worried that they would be shy, he did not forget to wave his hand, and the burning candles in the inner room were extinguished one after another. The room was instantly plunged into darkness.
"Oh, brother-in-law, you touched the wrong one. My sister is over there."
"That's right!"
"Ping'er, he's bullying me too~"
"Just played me like a monkey, now I want you to pay the price!"
"Um~"
"Hee hee~"
…
There was a sound in the room that made all men's hearts throb and their blood spurt.
"Huh?" But soon Song Qingshu exclaimed, stretched out his hand hastily, and lit the candle in the room with the hot finger of a sun finger. In front of the chest, they looked at him jokingly at the same time.
"Where did you come?" Song Qingshu almost vomited blood from depression, and finally thought that he could get what he wanted, but unexpectedly met the aunt who all men have headaches.
Wanyan Ping said with a smile: "Otherwise, my sister and I would allow you to mess around like this and put us in bed together?"
Ge Bi also looked at him with resentment: "You are really a bit of a vulgar person, to have such absurd idea..."
Song Qingshu's head grew big all of a sudden, he really didn't catch the fox but became hot all over: "Why did you two come together so coincidentally, I remember that you two didn't live together before." No wonder the two girls just showed embarrassment before drinking , this is the reason why I have been doing it for a long time.
What he said immediately made the two sisters very angry, and they picked up pillows and started hitting him. It turned out that Song Qingshu had forgotten that this was ancient times. Privacy is the most embarrassing thing to say.
However, how could the two girls be able to match Song Qingshu's dragon claw hand stunt, and they were quickly defeated by Song Qingshu's hands, and they could only cry coquettishly and beg for forgiveness.
Finally, under Song Qingshu's "forced questioning", Wanyan Ping answered in a low voice embarrassedly: "It's different, but things like women sometimes happen a few days earlier, sometimes a few days later, this time it happens to be the same as My sister got together, she came here a few days ago, I just came yesterday..." This kind of most intimate thing is shared with men, and the iron-blooded little queen of the clothes yard is now as shy as a quail.
"You guys have made me suffer." Song Qingshu was so angry that he slapped their buttocks hard.
The two women didn't get angry, seeing his body that was about to explode, Ge Bi couldn't help laughing foolishly: "Why don't I call a concubine over to sleep with me?"
Song Qingshu looked at her in surprise: "These concubines in the harem are all your sister-in-laws, you let them serve me?"
"Oh," Ge Bi exclaimed, "I forgot about this."
"What does it matter?" Wan Yanping pouted at the side, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she really deserved to be educated in a dark place like Huanyiyuan, "The rules on our grassland have always been that brothers end up with brothers, and fathers end up with each other." Ziji, even if the father Khan passed away, after the son succeeds to the throne, unless he has his own mother, he can enjoy any concubine his father had before his death, and no one will think there is anything wrong with it."
Ge Bi and Song Qingshu looked at each other, obviously thinking of going together, what the brother said just now made them both think that Tang Kuobian and him are sworn brothers, and now they are lying on the same bed with him, wouldn't it be the same? The so-called brothers end up with each other.
Wanyan Ping on the side didn't notice that her unintentional words touched her sister's mind, and continued: "Brother-in-law, you can use it anyway, I have so many cheap sister-in-laws, if you want to come to the elder brother, you won't mind."
Ge Bi finally couldn't listen anymore, reached out and patted her on the head: "What nonsense are you talking, there is no reason for sister-in-law to lead sister-in-law."
Wan Yanping couldn't help but pouted and muttered, "Obviously you proposed it yourself."
Ge Bi's face turned red: "Didn't I lose my head for a while, and didn't realize this just now?"
…
Hearing the two sisters arguing, Song Qingshu couldn't help but smile, and stretched out his hands to embrace them in his arms: "Stop arguing, I'm not that kind of brainless beast, it's good to rest peacefully like this tonight, Sleepy, sleepy."
"Sleepy?" Although the two girls had never heard of this word before, they could guess the meaning of these words and spat one after another. In fact, under normal circumstances, the sisters might not be ashamed Lying on the same bed with him like this, but today because of physical reasons, the two of them thought nothing would happen, so they simply let him go.
"Are you really okay?" Wan Yanping stretched out her finger and poked him playfully, "Won't you hold back after this?"
Song Qingshu looked down, with black lines on his face, and said depressedly: "What can I do?" Ever since he practiced the Esoteric Joy-Zen method, his needs in this area have become more and more vigorous, and his physical desires are completely unaffected by him. He is in charge of consciousness control, and fortunately he has enough confidantes around him, so that he will not be like those seniors who practice the Joy-Zen method, spoiling women everywhere and becoming public enemies of the martial arts, and his own xinxing is easily affected and gradually distorted.
Wanyan Ping smiled foolishly, leaned close to his ear and bit his ear, and said, "Do you want me to help you with my hands?"
Song Qingshu hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't!" Whether it's Gebi or Wanyanping, it can be said that he is very jerky in this respect, and with his current physical strength, the other party can't vent his desire at all. If you can't get up or down, it will add fuel to the fire.
"What, kind hearted as a donkey's liver and lungs." When he directly refused, Wanyan Ping couldn't hold back her face, she pouted her mouth and turned around to ignore him.
Song Qingshu could only explain the whole story to him, and at the same time secretly worried that if he continued to develop like this, he would not develop into a humanoid planter one day, and he would have to do that every day.
After some explanations from him, Wanyan Ping gradually calmed down, and snorted: "Then you can solve it yourself, anyway, I don't care."
"Fix it yourself?" Song Qingshu couldn't help but sigh, what a distant memory, he has been proud of the spring breeze in the past few years since time travel, he has always been surrounded by beauties, and has never been short of women, let alone solved it by himself, the memory of the last time I'm afraid it's still in the previous life...