It's about catnip, so I don't feel relieved to give it to the dean of others. The pen he threw out, he picked it up again, scribbled and corrected it several times, and roughly drew up a few standards:
1. Be patient and attentive.
2. Have an understanding of the field of plants.
3. In good physical condition.
The last one alone has screened out a lot of people, not to mention that there are also regulations on the research field. The dean soon has a few candidates. He asked the assistant to send the list together with the selection criteria, and lie down on the chair. , I thought it would be easy to sit back and relax.
Half an hour later, the dean realized that he was wrong.
First, the senior officials of the Academy of Sciences were not happy.
When people are getting older, they usually pay more attention to exercise and maintenance, and their health is not as good as that of young people. One by one, they have some heart problems or some chronic diseases. This standard has to be in good physical condition. Can't the guys make it through
A group of people rushed to the office aggressively.
"What's the matter with your standard? Look down on us old guys?"
"What's wrong with the heart attack? I'm fine!"
"Why do you only allow young people to send catnip and not let us go? Are your standards aimed at us?"
The dean hurriedly reassured, "It's not that you are not allowed to go, but the distance from Titan Star to Capital Star is too far. What if something happens to you on the way?"
The older a person is, the more he looks like an old child, and this group of high-level executives is no exception. Besides, they are also reluctant to bear catnip, and want to take a few more glances, "You said, can we go?"
The dean was embarrassed, "This..."
The high-level executives were angry when they saw it, "I tell you, many of us have heart disease, don't be angry with us."
Dean: "?"
Seeing that he still didn't let go, someone immediately covered his heart and cried out, "Ouch, oops", "My heart aches, I'm all angry at you."
The people next to him also sang along, "Isn't it just going to a capital star? You promise to agree, so as not to pass out of old Yang, he just installed the mechanical heart last month."
"that is."
Yang Lao took the opportunity to add another fire, rolled his eyes, fell back, and assumed a standard porcelain-touching posture.
- If you don't let go, you won't get up!
The dean was as helpless as a 300-pound child.
The touch of porcelain here is endless, and the young man on the other side makes trouble without worry.
"Dean, my research field is not related to plants, so I don't understand plants?"
"That's right! Since the catnip in the yard sprouted, I have checked a lot of information at home, and I have also attended a lot of courses in the botany department of a nearby university."
"Also, why are Daisy and the others sending catnip? It's not fair, they've gotten along with catnip enough, and it's time to change us. It's not that we can't take good care of catnip. "
In the list drawn up by the dean, Daisy, Allen and Abel were impressively listed.
In fact, everyone understands in their hearts that the dean's considerations have his reasons. Daisy and the others are already familiar with catnip, not to mention that they also understand plants, but everyone is intellectually acceptable, but emotionally reluctant, for no other reason, this is really enviable!
Ever since I learned that Daisy and the others were transferred to the B502 laboratory, the researchers in the hospital saw them again, and all the members turned into lemon essence in a second, and their bodies were full of sour gas.
—They would love to be in a lab with catnip, too.
The researchers thought that they could get one spot by sending catnip to the Capital Star this time, but they didn't expect that not only would they be brushed down, but Daisy and the others had another three spots. Want an explanation.
The old guys are noisy, and the young people are also noisy. For a while, it is not an exaggeration to say that chickens are flying dogs.
The dean couldn't stop the dispute at all, and rubbed his face several times in worry.
In the end, after thinking about it, there was only one way to shut up this group of people, and the dean slammed the table and said, "Stop arguing! Since you all have opinions on the people I've settled on, then let's let Catnip itself. Come and choose!"
When everyone heard it, they all died down.
At this time, Shen Tong was still in Caesar's spiritual world.
The big cat didn't know what was going on, but suddenly his face sank, and he couldn't get along with a book. It tore the pages in a mess with its sharp claws. Shen Tong frowned and patted its head gently, "No way. ."
Xue Shi raised his head unhappily, his anger still lingering.
Shen Tong was not afraid, he asked softly, "Why are you unhappy again?"
Xue Shi flicked his tail and turned his head indifferently, not wanting to pay attention to him.
It looks like Shen Tong confiscated his five-year-old nephew's toy. He turned his back gloomily, but he had to stick it out of Shen Tong's line of sight, so he had to "coax me" three times. The words are engraved on the back of the head.
Shen Tong couldn't help bending his eyes. Felines were much more coaxing than humans. He reached out and scratched Snow Lion's chin a few times.
Xue Shi raised his chin slightly, and reluctantly accepted his service, but did not give Shen Tong a look.
Shen Tong pretended to be distressed and said, "Don't you scratch it for you? That's fine."
He made a gesture to withdraw his hand, but only moved a little, and suddenly there was a fluffy touch on his wrist. Shen Tong lowered his head, and Xue Shi's tail was gently tangled up, but the awkward big cat still didn't look at him.
Shen Tong wanted to laugh even more.
"you… "
The words were still on the tip of the tongue, and Shen Tong disappeared in place.
Caesar noticed the youth's departure at the first time, but the snow-white tail did not immediately retract.
That wrist, delicate and soft.
He shook his tail, which still had some residual warmth, and turned his head to sniff it lightly.
The smell is sweet.
When Shen Tong woke up, there were many people in the laboratory.
He was a little bewildered.
The dean explained to Shen Tong in a soft voice: "I will send you the Capital Star soon. The number of escorts is limited, but everyone wants to go, so I want you to choose a few people yourself."
Shen Tong: "..."
OK.
After a period of observation, it was speculated that this extremely precious catnip might be an evolutionary species, but it has long been recognized by everyone. It has its own specific routine of work and rest, can understand conversations, and even give some responses, but out of love, the Academy of Sciences has never sent it for testing.
After all, catnip is still so small, who knows if the detection equipment will have any effect on it
Therefore, the dean handed over the decision to Shen Tong.
The dean chose the candidates himself, the big guy was so fussy, the scene was out of control for a while, let Catnip decide, this group of people will never be fooling around again!
The dean thought very well.
And after Shen Tong figured out the whole story, he was a little dumbfounded.
After crying and laughing, he couldn't help but feel distressed.
In fact, just like the National Day in the previous life, this celebration also has a ten-day holiday, which is equivalent to a small long holiday. Shen Tong feels that many people should have other arrangements long ago. If they are selected to send him to the Capital Star, their own itinerary Arrangements have to be postponed.
not too good.
Thinking like this, Shen Tong hesitantly looked at the row of staff members, but all of them stared at him eagerly, their eyes were bright, and their expressions were full of anticipation.
-Choose me, choose me, choose me!
These few words just came out of nowhere.
Shen Tong: "..."
Life finally got its hands on him, the salted fish.
"Can I, can I accompany you to the Capital Star?" a researcher asked softly.
Although he remained calm on the surface, his hand clenched a fist tightly, "I will take good care of you, water you, talk to you, hug and hug you and go out in the sun."
This passage was not long, but after the researcher finished speaking, he seemed to have exhausted his courage. He blushed and sweat soaked his hair, but his eyes were sincere from beginning to end, staring at him without blinking. catnip.
Shen Tong's heart is very soft, and his empathy is also very strong.
Since he germinated, everyone's attitude towards him has been cautious and cherished, as if Shen Tong is a fragile treasure that needs to be held and cherished.
Shen Tong never took others' goodness towards him for granted, and when he thought about it, he couldn't bear to refuse.
A few seconds later, inside the glass cover, the green and clear plant shook the tip of the leaf briskly.
rustling.
The researcher froze in place, as if he didn't even think he would be selected.
After all, he was not like Daisy and the others, who often got along with catnip, and only came to see catnip quietly once or twice when he was asleep.
But then, the researchers excitedly cheered, almost twisted, he turned his head to the rest of the person: "Hahahahahahahahahaha, I was selected! I was selected! I want to send cats and go to the capital star!" !!!!!"
Shen Tong: "..."
The rest returned with jealous eyes.
After walking one, the scientific researcher behind him also came forward to ask, but he was obviously more nervous than the last person, and he was quite incoherent for a while, "I, me, that, you can also send me to the capital star— No, the Capital Star can also send it to you, right!"
This researcher was about to cry for his clumsiness. Shen Tong shook the branches and leaves a few times as if to comfort him. He slowed down his speech and said word by word, "I can also take you to the Capital Star. ?"
Nervousness is not only caused by fear, but also by over-valuing it.
Because of too much value, people will be uneasy, because they are too eager to approach, people will lose their former reason and calmness, and become clumsy.
But cute.
Of course Shen Tong would not refuse.
He shook the leaves slightly again.
The researcher pinched himself hard and murmured, "I'm not dreaming, am I?"
The ensuing pain confirmed him, the researcher hissed softly and couldn't help himself, "Catnip agreed! It agreed to let me go to the Capital Star together! Hahahahahahaha Haha, I will tell my son, grandson and great-grandson the story of going with Catnip to Capital Star in the future!!!!”
Shen Tong: "..."
Why go crazy again
In this way, one round at a time, Shen Tong couldn't bear to refuse a person at all. Every scientific researcher who came to him, Shen Tong shook it a few times.
No one was disappointed, but there were only five places available.
what should I do now
The dean began to worry again.
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