so, what happened
On Xingwang, there is a very special blogger named Zhang Gangbang.
He is, as his name suggests, a notorious gangster.
No matter what circle or field, Zhang Ganggang has made gangster speeches, and his speech has always been tricky and sharp, so he offended many people.
There are tens of millions of his fans, but these tens of millions of fans are actually all black fans who are arrogant. Everyone pays attention to him just so that they can rush over to scold him at the first time.
That night, Zhang Ganggang's black paint came out with a dynamic.
Zhang Gangbang V: Catnip, it's cute, vote for it.
@PerthPoth: To celebrate the tenth anniversary of His Majesty's accession to the throne, Perth decided to select the most popular gifts and set up a live broadcast for them. Come and pick your favorite gifts!
[vote]
Black powder:
Zhang Ganggang is this a sale number
Who is Zhang Ganggang
If you say the weather is good today, he will ask you when the weather is bad; if you say your sister is so beautiful, does he not look good when he asks your brother
An interstellar-level mouth odor player, proficient in quality eighteen companies, in short, owe.
His dog's mouth couldn't spit out ivory at all. The tens of thousands of posts on the Xingwang account were all on the bar, and each single one was a standard bar's quotation, and it could even be turned into a book.
- "Self-cultivation of the bar".
Zhang Ganggang has a good day to talk!
And a lovely day!
This goes against his peerless character design!
Originally Zhang Ganggang appeared, and the black fans should be as usual, leaving a message and scolding it and it's over, but a few days ago, Zhang Ganggang provoked popular traffic, Shen Hua's fans.
He sent a long article, slamming Shen Hua's new song as nonsense, and mocking Shen Hua's chaotic private life.
This time, Zhang Zangbang is equivalent to poking a hornet's nest.
Fans of traffic are never easy to provoke. They quickly set up a group and named it "The Alliance of Victims of Zhang Gangbang".
This "Union of Zhang Gangbang Victims" was established less than three days ago, and the number of people has exceeded 100 million. It covers a wide range of fields and the number of people is astounding.
The leader was about to teach Zhang Ganggang a lesson when he saw him transfer this vote.
The members of the group decided to retaliate with their own way!
They want Zhang Ganggang to know what it's like to be unrecognized for their baby!
Everyone decisively voted for Ute Star's companion mechanical pet!
And voting on the list is what fans are good at.
It's also strange that Zhang Ganggang has offended too many people. After the news spread from the "Zhang Ganggang Victims Alliance", everyone felt that this method was good and adopted it one after another.
Ute Star's mechanical pet votes actually surpassed that of Catnip!
After Natasha figured out the reason, she said blankly, "Catnip must get the first place."
The butler nodded slowly.
Shen Tong saw the solemn expressions on their faces, and had a bad premonition.
It turned out that his hunch was right.
Natasha and the housekeeper, with Shen Tong, went to find Caesar.
Caesar stayed in his master bedroom.
At this time, it was night, and the lights were shining brightly outside the floor-to-ceiling windows. The hand with sharp joints held the wine glass, Caesar shook the wine a few times, the red wine reflected on his cold white hand, the color contrast between the two was too strong, mysterious, beautiful, but also dangerous.
He said loosely, "What's wrong?"
Natasha: "Your Majesty, please vote for Catnip. I checked the vote, and your vote has not been cast."
Caesar: "?"
He moved for a while, and asked with a half-smile, "Come here at this time, just to let me vote for catnip?"
The housekeeper explained for Natasha: "The number of votes for catnip has been exceeded. We are worried that it cannot be broadcast live and want you to think of a way."
Caesar: "?"
It was even more bizarre than his press secretary coming to him to vote at night.
Natasha told the whole story without any ups and downs, and Caesar tutted lightly, indicating that he knew it.
He lowered his eyes to look at Shen Tong who Natasha was holding in his arms, approached, and tapped lightly with his fingertips, "How come you can't even compare to a mechanical pet?"
"Shame?"
His final voice is deep and pleasant.
Shen Tong: "..."
He is just a grass.
Caesar withdrew his gaze, but it was not a conscience discovery, but he realized that bullying a grass was meaningless, so he took out his terminal and edited a message carelessly.
After a while, he said lazily, "Okay."
Natasha immediately opened the voting website.
Caesar lifted his eyelids and took a sip of red wine, "It's not so fast."
Natasha looked at him suspiciously.
Caesar did not speak again.
This time even Shen Tong became curious.
After an hour, they knew what Caesar had done.
Although the current era of peace, the importance of the Empire on the army has never changed, and the number of people participating in the army is also increasing.
There are twelve legions under the army. The army has always been strictly disciplined, there are not too many entertainment items, and personal terminals also need to be handed over for unified storage. Caesar sent an instruction to the twelve army commanders.
- Distribute personal terminals and vote.
vote
What to vote for
This instruction from the capital star made the twelve army commanders quite puzzled.
The news of the army has always been much slower. They don't know about voting, let alone the news of catnip sprouting. They can only look at each other with their deputy army commander.
Good thing someone remembered to start a video conference.
So the twelve commanders passed through the terminal and saw each other.
"Your Majesty means...?"
"Vote for what?"
"what happened?"
Everyone stared at each other for a long time, with no progress.
Going on like this is just a waste of time. Everyone had to open the star network and try to search and vote.
The first thing that jumped out was the vote sent by the official account of Perth Palace.
After unfolding, the words "Catnip" jumped into view.
You Legion Commanders: !
Cat, catnip!
They invariably entered the words "catnip" in the search bar.
A lot of catnip-related content immediately popped up on the screen.
The first is the GIF animation released by the Academy of Sciences.
Inside the glass cover, the seedling seemed to have just emerged, a small clump, the tips of the leaves were tender enough to pinch out water, green and lively.
Suddenly, the leaf drooped down, and then lifted up slightly, as if trapped to the extreme, struggling hard.
But it didn't take long for the leaves to fall down again.
The tender green leaves trembled gently, making people's hearts sway along with it!
The legion commanders couldn't help but widen their eyes and read this animation again, they almost sighed.
—Cute, so cute!
After saving it to the terminal, they clicked on the CUT of Catnip's first live broadcast.
Someone was reading the comments, and the little plant seemed to understand it and was very shy. Its two leaves were drooping little by little and tightening little by little, vividly performing a "I am autistic".
Legion Commanders: ! !
Can't breathe anymore! ! !
There was no need to look down at all, they immediately carried out Caesar's orders.
- Distribute the terminal! vote! immediately!
What the hell was the poll, Catnip wasn't the first
How can catnip not be number one!
The Twelfth Legion of the Empire is about to go out!
At this time, it was already ten o'clock in the evening. According to the regulations of the army, the lights in the barracks had been turned off.
The horn sounded unexpectedly!
It is not uncommon for the soldiers to have stopped, but they sounded the horn again and quickly gathered people together. That was the invasion of the enemy clan five years ago.
At this moment, the first thought of the soldiers was—
The worms are here again!
They assembled quickly.
Within ten minutes, on the spacious flat ground, the teams were assembled.
They said in unison: "The glory of the empire, the mission must be fulfilled!"
The legion commander nodded with satisfaction, his speech was short and eloquent, "Now is the time when the empire needs you!"
He gave the secretary a wink, motioned to start distributing personal terminals, and then said slowly: "Everyone listen to my orders! Open the star network, enter the official Perth account, and participate in the voting!"
Soldiers: "???"
How is this different from what they thought!
Soldiers need to obey the arrangement unconditionally. Although they don't understand it, they still enter the star network as the legion commander said.
And all the doubts of everyone were solved when they opened the voting website and saw the word "Catnip"!
The catnip votes are starting to grow rapidly!
Ninety thousand, eighty thousand, seventy thousand...
The gap is getting smaller.
At 23:20 interstellar time, the number of votes for catnip was equal to that of the mechanical pet, and then quickly jumped out!
"exceeded!"
In the Perth Palace, the housekeeper who frequently probed into the polls with Natasha was a little excited when he saw this. He said to Shen Tong, "You are back in first place again, congratulations!"
Shen Tong: "..."
This state is quite like his star-chasing cousin staring at the data.
Natasha's expression softened a bit.
But her eyes were still fixed on the screen, "Thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three..."
This is the part where the votes are exceeded.
The army of the empire is not a small number, not to mention the chassis, this time, there will be no more accidents in the first place of catnip. The housekeeper sighed: "Your Majesty, fortunately, you still remember our legion."
Caesar raised an eyebrow.
The butler smiled again and said, "By the way, Your Majesty, do you know that it is an evolutionary species? It knows everything you do for catnip."
Evolutionary species
Caesar really didn't know, but he wasn't interested either.
He said lightly: "Who said I was for catnip?"
The butler used his most accustomed, extremely cooperative tone, and followed the words of their duplicitous monarch, "Yes, you are not for catnip."
But this time the housekeeper was wrong. Caesar would take action, not for catnip.
He just thinks that young people like catnip and want to watch the live broadcast of catnip.
This live broadcast is for young people.
Caesar was not keen on sharing.
Thinking of this, he tilted his head, his smoky gray eyes glanced at Catnip, and Caesar said in a deep voice, "Catnip's live broadcast, I will appear with it."
In this way, the youth will also see him.
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