Fortune Teller Master

Chapter 32: These people are not good (catching bugs)

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The campus was empty. Wang Qingfeng took five masters around the campus, and the dean led a dozen teachers behind him. He whispered a few words from time to time: "I think the scenery of our school is pretty good, it's not like feng shui. Good look."

"Isn’t it often said that the past cemeteries were awarded to the school? Let the yang energy of the students give the yin energy below the town, would you say that the bottom of our school is also a cemetery?"

"That's not the case. The location of our school used to be a factory, and I have never heard of the cemetery."

"Is this Feng Shui statement reliable or not? I always feel like it's a lie!"

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The teachers in the back talked more and more happily, and the pace of the previous masters became slower and slower. They all wanted to find some inspiration from the discussion behind so that they could fool the principal.

It took a full hour to turn the school around. Wang Qingfeng took a few people to the sunny promenade on the side of the grass. Fatty Wang sat down on the bench and received a bottle of mineral water. Drink half a bottle.

After finishing the water, Wang Qingfeng looked at several people carefully and asked, "Masters, how is the Feng Shui in our school?"

Zhou Yidian advocated for luck and Zhu Zhenfeng, who was watching a house in the countryside, bowed his head and drank mineral water without saying a word. It's not that they didn't want to say, but they really didn't know what to say.

Before they came, they even read the feng shui books about school, but when they came, they found that there was no one that could match up, and they couldn’t see the trend of luck. They simply shut up first and listened to what others said. Just add two sentences at the time. Anyway, they just came with two thousand door-to-door fees, and the fact of changing Feng Shui is beyond their scope of business.

Daochang Qin looked sincere. He took the compass and followed it all the way. This time he would write and draw in the notebook and he didn’t know what the calculation was. The solemn expression made Principal Wang dare not ask him more, for fear of disturbing him. Ideas.

Wang Qingfeng saw that Qin Daochang hadn't finished his calculations, so he turned to ask Fatty Wang, "Master Wang, how is the Feng Shui in our school?"

"It's pretty good!" Fatty Wang said with a calm face, "It's a good school, it's a good school."

Wang Qingfeng coughed slightly when he thought of the rampant bullying incidents in his school, and turned to ask Zhang Yun and Zhu Zhenfeng. The two of them tried hard to extract a few mysterious and mysterious words from the Feng Shui script and memorized them several times, and finally said that there was nothing wrong with them.

They can't see the problem anyway, and they can't think of a solution. No problem is the perfect answer.

After the two people finished speaking, Qin Daochang finally finished the calculation. Wang Qingfeng breathed a sigh of relief and couldn't wait to ask: "Daochang Qin, do you think there is any problem with the Feng Shui in our school?"

Daochang Qin looked at the data in the book hesitantly: "The Feng Shui in your school is really good, just like Master Wang said, it's very clean and virtuous! If there are people who have lost their conscience enter you The school will definitely not survive for three days!"

Wang Qingfeng almost cried. It was the first time he knew his school had such a character after all these years of school.

Hearing this, Fatty Wang looked at Qin Daochang with admiration. It seems that among the group of people, Daochang Qin really understands a little bit. Others estimate that they are all here for the two thousand yuan.

"Qin Daochang, our school has nothing special before. Since the start of school in September, a group of students have been injured and hospitalized one after another, which really affected our teaching progress. Can you see if there is a way to make our school less... uh... "

Wang Qingfeng thought for a long time and couldn't think of a word that didn't affect his integrity and image. For this reason, he couldn't hold back two hairs again: "I hope the Feng Shui in our school can be softer! To be honest, there have been too many incidents in the school recently. Now, a few female students were hit by a collapsed wall outside the school, either with broken arms or broken legs. The most serious one is now covered with gauze, his face is swollen and his ribs are broken. ; There is another man who was fallen by Maluka on the road guardrail. I won’t say how much the guardrail lost. It was just that inch of strength that almost didn’t make him abolished; there are also two boys with lower body strains because of walking. Her posture was a little weird. He was harassed by a pervert on the way home from school. He almost failed to keep his innocence. He was also beaten up. Now he lives in the same ward with the girl whose rib was broken..."

Zhang Yun was a little puzzled: "This has nothing to do with your school!"

Principal Wang sighed tiredly: "If it's one or two, I won't think too much about it, but there are hundreds of people. I always think it has something to do with the school's Feng Shui, but our school has never seen such a large-scale injury before. Thing."

"Did Feng Shui change suddenly?" Qin Daochang looked down at the compass for a long time, and finally shook his head firmly: "This is impossible. Your school does not have any magical instruments that affect the magnetic field. That's good."

Wang Qingfeng sighed worriedly. It seems that the few people invited this time can't save his hair, so he can't shave his head.

Wang Jinhang, who had just graduated, saw President Wang asked everyone else, and felt a little upset in his heart when he ignored him, and felt that he underestimated himself. At the same time, he felt that the four people who came together didn't have any price for eyesight. Principal Wang clearly asked the Feng Shui master to pick up the problem. Each of them said it was good, didn't they all want to make money

"I don't agree with them. I think the Feng Shui in your school is very problematic!" Wang Jinhang stood up proudly, and glanced at the four people sitting together with disdain: "I don't know what is true or false like those people backing. The Feng Shui book of Feng Shui came out to fool people, I have studied it carefully!"

Wang Jinhang stood up and turned around and started pointing: "I think the problem with Feng Shui in your school is mainly because the experimental building in the east is three or four stories higher than the teaching building! What are the students, blooming flowers, The hope of the motherland is most needed for the nourishment of sunlight and rain! The sun rises from the east, but this laboratory building happens to block the newborn sun. The teaching building can’t get any sunlight or flowers. Is it okay?"

Wang Qingfeng looked dumbfounded: "But..."

"I know what you're trying to say! You mean that you can get the sun when the sun turns around at noon, right, but the library to the south of you is also higher than the teaching building! There is no shelter to the west, but what does the setting sun represent? Old age! ! Not only was it impossible to nourish the students, but it had a negative impact on the students." Wang Jinhang clapped his hands with a folding fan: "There is a big problem with the design and planning of your school!"

Fatty Wang looked up at the overcast sky, stood up and patted Wang Jinhang on the shoulder: "Brother, when you see a cloudy day and no sun, remember to bring a compass when you go out, or you will get lost easily."

Wang Jinhang pushed Fatty Wang's hand away and looked at him defensively: "What do you mean by this?"

"What do you mean by you? Did you turn to me?" Fatty Wang pointed to the direction of the laboratory building: "That place is west, and the library is on the north side of the teaching building. These two buildings don't block the teaching at all. The sunshine in the building!"

Wang Jinhang subconsciously retorted: "Impossible, isn't the school gate to the south? We walked east as soon as we came in. I also asked the principal at that time. He said that it is the east side! I saw it shortly after I walked. The laboratory building is now, how come you are west again?"

Fatty Wang smiled vigorously: "As soon as we walked in the small garden to the east of the school, we came out from the west exit, did you turn from there?"

Seeing Wang Jinhang's dumbfounded look, both Zhang Yun and Zhu Zhenfeng's stomach hurt when they laughed. Even Qin Daochang was trying his best to control the corners of his mouth so as not to affect his own image.

Zhu Zhenfeng, who had been forced to accept countless white eyes along the way, couldn't help but laughed sarcastically: "I don't even understand the most basic direction and come out to look at Feng Shui, it's really enough nonsense!"

Zhang Yun also laughed: "Why are you looking at the wrong direction, or else you can walk around again and talk about it again!"

"Let's pull it down, how can he fix it if he feels lost in this direction!" Fatty Wang said to Qin Daochang: "Daochang, you lend him the compass, it is not easy to lose it when you walk with the compass!"

Daochang Qin pondered for a moment, and carefully handed over the compass in his hand: "Do you understand the compass? Do you want me to teach you how to use it?"

Wang Jinhang's face was red and white, and he glared at a few people fiercely: "You are jealous and capable! Narrow-minded! Can't be better than you! Who do you like, please, I don’t even look at it. Woolen cloth!"

Fatty Wang watched Wang Jinhang turn around and patted his thigh in the direction he was walking, "Go the other way, the door is behind you, turn back at my command!"

Wang Jinhang's fast pace stopped abruptly, turned around and ran back, seeing the movement of his eyes as if he was crying.

Daochang Qin took the compass back in a little embarrassment, and asked a little puzzled: "Is the sentence I asked just now wrong? Did he get angry?"

"No, no, I provoke me." Fatty Wang immediately apologized to Wang Qingfeng: "I'm sorry, principal, I ran away the person you invited."

Wang Qingfeng waved his hand tiredly, and left when he left. He didn't even understand the direction and didn't know how to be feng shui. The key lies in the remaining four people.

"Four masters, do you think there is any way to change the Feng Shui of our school?" Wang Qingfeng said anxiously: "We don't want much good Feng Shui, just the most common and normal one."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Yun and Zhu Zhenfeng dropped their heads very tacitly, and silently tore the trademark on the mineral water bottle.

Wang Qingfeng is an educator, and he has also been a teacher. As soon as he takes a look, he knows that these two will never happen. If he goes to school, he must be the worst!

He could only focus his eyes on Qin Daochang and Wang Fatty: "Do the two masters have any ideas?"

Qin Daochang shook his head: "Every plant in this school is integrated with nature. No matter where you start, it will destroy the harmony and aura here. Acting rashly may have counterproductive effects. I am not that capable."

Fatty Wang touched his chubby chin, and asked in a puzzled way: "President Wang, according to your school’s feng shui, only those who have done evil will be unlucky. If there are great good people here, it will increase luck. What did you change with such a good Feng Shui?"

Wang Qingfeng smiled bitterly and said: "Too many people have been injured recently. This development will definitely affect the enrollment and the reputation of the school."

Daochang Qin put the compass away and shook his head straightforwardly: "I really don't know this!"

Zhang Yun and Zhu Zhenfeng breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this, and expressed their powerlessness.

Only Fatty Wang is left. Wang Qingfeng looked at him pitifully. Fatty Wang thought for a while and said, "Actually, this matter is not impossible to solve, but before the time, you can wait with peace of mind."

Wang Qingfeng looked at Fatty Wang nervously and expectantly: "When will you wait!"

"Does this still need to be said?" Fatty Wang said frankly, "Of course, we will have to wait until all the students who committed evil in your school have been punished."

Wang Qingfeng gritted his teeth: "Can you make the punishment come faster? It will be done sooner! I am afraid now that I hear the phone ring and my little heart can't hold on anymore!"

Fatty Wang groaned and shook his head: "It's best to go with the flow!"

Wang Qingfeng was silent for a moment, then turned to ask the dean of teaching: "Did the very effective little master that your mother said got in touch?"

He found that none of the people he invited today could be counted on! !