The weekend has always been one of the most anticipated days for office workers with two days off a week, and Yang Fan is no exception.
But early on Saturday morning, a little man crawled into his bed.
It wasn’t enough to just get into bed. After playing for a while, the little guy lifted up his pajamas and struggled to get in.
Now Yang Fan couldn't continue sleeping, so he took Guoguo out of his pajamas, hugged the little girl and continued to close his eyes.
After being quiet for a while, the little girl became restless and couldn't stay still, so she struggled to crawl out.
Yang Fan was almost awake and pulled back the quilt.
When a person is awake, even if he or she is not exercising or thinking, the body emits much more heat than when he or she is asleep.
The temperature in the bed became so high that Yang Fan couldn't stay there any longer.
"You're awake." Aunt Thirteen entered Yang Fan's room.
Yang Fan calmly pulled the quilt over and said painfully, "If I didn't lock the door, she would come in and torment me. If I locked the door, she would keep knocking on it. She wouldn't stop until I got up to open the door."
Aunt Thirteen smiled and said, "Isn't this great? This will remind you to go to bed early at night and not stay up late."
"That's right." Yang Fan looked at Guoguo who seemed to be looking for something on the bed.
Aunt Thirteen asked curiously, "Guoguo, what are you looking for?"
"Looking for toys." Guoguo lifted a corner of the quilt to check.
No one knew where the doll she brought with her went.
Yang Fan lowered his head, lifted the quilt, opened his pants, and pulled out a doll with a dark face.
"Oh, brother found it." Guoguo rushed over and took back his treasure.
Yang Fan said to Aunt Thirteen with a dark face: "Take her away quickly!"
Aunt Thirteen covered her mouth and laughed, then took Guoguo away, who was still reluctant to leave.
"Brother, get up quickly. Mom said you will turn into a pig if you sleep any longer." When being taken away, Guoguo kindly reminded Yang Fan.
"Okay, I'll get up right away." Yang Fan responded.
ten minutes later.
After washing up, Yang Fan sat at the dining table to eat.
Aunt Thirteen bought breakfast, which saved time and effort.
Aunt Thirteen and Guoguo had finished eating long ago.
After changing into sportswear, the energetic Thirteenth Aunt came to find Yang Fan and said with her head down, "I'll forward today's parent-child activities to you on WeChat, take a look."
After saying that, she hurried back to her room.
Yang Fan was eating breakfast while looking at his phone.
By the time he finished breakfast, he had finished reading the message.
Thirteenth Aunt came out from the inner room, like a little girl who had done something wrong, waiting for Yang Fan's judgment.
Yang Fan put down the bowl, was silent for a moment, and asked: "Have you known about these game items for a long time?"
"Well... no, I just found out last night." Aunt Thirteen said in a low voice.
Yang Fan patted his thigh and said, "Next time there is such a parent-child activity, please be sure to call me!"
Aunt Thirteen breathed a sigh of relief, with a shy look on her face: "Remember not to tell Qianqian that we are going to Guoguo Kindergarten to play parent-child activities today, and don't tell her the content of those activities."
"Well, I'm not stupid." Yang Fan said.
Thirteenth Aunt nodded with satisfaction, and Yang Fan said, "I will only tell Yueyue."
Thirteenth Auntie glared at him immediately: "Yueyue can't tell either."
"Then don't tell me. I won't suffer any loss anyway." Yang Fan agreed readily.
Aunt Thirteen said with a straight face, "Go change your clothes quickly. Change into the set I put on your bed. It's time to go out."
Yang Fan asked Aunt Thirteen to clean up the table and go back to the house to change clothes.
Today's parent-child activities require physical activity and exercise, so formal clothes are definitely not allowed. You have to wear clothes suitable for sports.
Returning to the room, Yang Fan closed the door.
On the bed is a set of autumn and winter sportswear.
Pick it up and take a look, the color and style...
Yang Fan put down his clothes and went out to find Aunt Thirteen.
Aunt Thirteen was helping Guoguo change into sportswear in the room.
"What's wrong?" Seeing Yang Fan come in without changing his clothes, Aunt Thirteen asked nervously.
"Nothing." Yang Fan shook his head and went back to change his clothes.
Not long after, in the living room.
Yang Fan, Aunt Thirteen and Guo Guo were all wearing sportswear, and it was a family set: father, mother, and daughter.
"It feels weird. I'm not even married yet, but I already have a wife and a child." Yang Fan sighed.
Thirteenth Auntie hit Yang Fan and said, "If you don't want to wear this, change into something else. I'm not forcing you."
As she said that, she pulled the confused Guoguo over and slapped her for no reason: "You've grown up so big, but you still need my help to put on clothes."
Guoguo was shocked. Why didn't he give any warning and just started fighting
If you had called earlier, I would have dressed myself and wouldn't need your help.
"I'll wear it, I'll wear it, I won't change." Yang Fan quickly stopped him, "Aren't you forcing me? How hard are you forcing me?!"
Thirteenth Aunt was stunned for a moment, then her face flushed, and she started to punch and kick Yang Fan: "What do you want to do? Believe it or not, I can make you feel like you are in heaven or death, no, you want to live but cannot, and you want to die but cannot."
"I believe it, I believe it." Yang Fan covered his head and ran away: "Aunt Thirteen, you will definitely make me feel like I am in heaven, please stop hitting me."
Thirteenth Aunt’s face was as rosy as a peach and her ears were red. She was the most beautiful woman in the world.
It was useless to hit Yang Fan, so she turned to hit Guo Guo.
Seeing that he was about to be beaten again, Guoguo quickly sat down on the ground and started crying loudly.
Life is so miserable. What have I done to anyone? Misfortune befalls me out of nowhere.
Dasheng and Gungun could not bear to see Aunt Thirteen's violent behavior, and they protected Guoguo while yelling at her.
While Aunt Thirteen went to get the feather duster, Yang Fan quickly took Guoguo away.
Thirteenth Aunt didn't chase after her. She picked up the feather duster, kicked the thing that rolled over and screamed at her, then sat on the sofa angrily.
He used to be such an honest boy, but now he dares to tease her openly.
Can't you be... more subtle
So embarrassing!
Aunt Thirteen threw away the feather duster and covered her burning face.
ten minutes later.
In the parking lot, Yang Fan sat in the driver's seat of Aunt Thirteen's car.
Aunt Thirteen and Guoguo sat in the back row. The blush on her face had not yet completely faded, making her look very attractive.
But the most tempting thing is when the sense of shame explodes, it is the best thing in the world.
The car started on the road, and Aunt Thirteen never spoke to Yang Fan.
Yang Fan didn't want to bother her anymore and concentrated on driving.
When we arrived at a place, the smart assistant in Baidu Navigation was silent for a moment and apologized: "The road ahead is too complicated. Please switch to Amap."
Yang Fan asked Xiao Ai to switch to Gaode Map.
Pik Tao in Gaode Map observed for a while, and finally said aggrievedly: "8D overpass ahead... Please switch to Baidu Map."
Yang Fan panicked a little and quickly called out to Xiao Ai: "Xiao Ai."
"Xiao Ai is here." Xiao Ai said excitedly.
"Which map can I use to navigate the 8D overpass ahead?" Yang Fan asked.
Xiao Ai replied: "You can use Aunt Thirteen."
Yang Fan had no choice but to take the initiative to talk to Aunt Thirteen: "Aunt Thirteen."
Aunt Thirteen seemed to have won a victory and said happily: "Go to the third intersection on the right and change lanes now..."