Fresh Wife is Super Awesome

Chapter 183: Red wine is good, but a story is even better

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Liu Qianqian spent the entire afternoon at the TV station headquarters and did not return to work in the film and television center.

She didn't go downstairs with Yang Fan until after get off work time.

Yang Fan went to ride his little electric donkey, while Liu Qianqian went to pick up her sports car.

The two of them returned to Thirteenth Aunt's community one after another, and then went shopping together.

Liu Qianqian suddenly felt that her parents' life was boring, so she stayed away from the kitchen and stopped cooking.

Life would not be like this world without the firewood, rice, oil, and salt that is full of the smell of human fireworks.

The world should be like this now. The young couple goes to the supermarket and the vegetable market, and then goes back to cook together.

If life after marriage is like this, Liu Qianqian thinks it will be very good.

Not as dull and boring as expected.

"Go over there and look for pumpkin. Buy some. Whether you make soup or pumpkin porridge, it has the effect of detoxifying, nourishing the skin, strengthening the body, and strengthening the spleen and stomach."

"Buy some more bitter melon. Bitter melon has a bitter taste. It has the functions of clearing away heat, removing heart fire, detoxifying and improving eyesight, replenishing qi and replenishing essence, quenching thirst and relieving heat, and promoting appetite. Its vitamin C content is very high, which can prevent scurvy and protect cell membranes. , prevents atherosclerosis, improves the body’s stress ability, and also protects the heart.”

"Make a fish head with chopped pepper tonight. Eating more fish will make you smarter."

Listening to Yang Fan's endless explanations about the effects of various food ingredients and food culture, Liu Qianqian's appetite was greatly increased.

She felt that no matter what she ate, she could become stronger.

This made her once think that if she lived with Yang Fan, she might be able to live forever.

"Are these ingredients as magical as you said?" On the way home, Liu Qianqian, who was carrying shopping bags, asked Yang Fan, who also had nothing on his hands.

"It's there if you say it is." Yang Fan said, "I tell you this mainly because I want to give you a psychological hint. Psychological hints are very scary. There is an experiment that proves this."

"What test?" Liu Qianqian was curious.

Yang Fan said: "An experimenter announced to a death row prisoner that he would be sentenced to death by slitting his wrists and letting the blood drip to death. Then the experimenter blindfolded the prisoner's eyes, tied his hands behind his back, and surgically The knife scratched his wrist, but it was not actually cut, and then the sound of a basin of water dripping into the bucket was used to simulate the sound of blood dripping. The death row prisoner thought it was his own blood dripping out. Finally, the death row prisoner was in this huge room. He died of fear without actually shedding a drop of blood."

"Is such a thing really possible?" Liu Qianqian was surprised.

Yang Fan nodded: "After the death row prisoner died, the forensic doctor conducted an autopsy on him and found that all the symptoms of the death row prisoner's body were the same as the symptoms of massive blood loss. In other words, his consciousness believed that he was bleeding, which caused the body to have symptoms of excessive blood loss. ”

"How scary!" Liu Qianqian said in her heart.

Yang Fan said: "This experiment revealed a principle. Mentality affects physiology, and inner fear is one's most terrifying enemy. Before Aunt Thirteen met me, her physical condition and complexion were not very good. With my hard work, , now I can’t compare with the twenty-one-year-old you and Yueyue.”

Liu Qianqian chuckled: "You just lie to Aunt Thirteen and Guoguo every day, don't you?"

"How can you say it's cheating? That's coaxing." Yang Fan said.

When the two of them returned to Thirteenth Aunt's house, Thirteenth Aunt and Guoguo also came back.

"I'm ordering takeout. I won't eat the food you cooked." Seeing Yang Fan, Aunt Thirteen didn't give him a good look.

Not only Liu Qianqian was confused, but Yang Fan was also confused.

Why do you think of him as your enemy as soon as you get back from work

"Thirteenth Aunt, why did Yang Fan make you angry?" Liu Qianqian asked Thirteenth Aunt.

Aunt Thirteen said: "Ask him."

Liu Qianqian asked Yang Fan curiously.

Yang Fan thought for a moment and shook his head: "I don't know either."

Guoguo, who was playing with the Great Sage by the side, heard it and said loudly: "I know!"

"Guoguo, why did my brother make my mother angry?" Liu Qianqian asked Guoguo with a smile.

Guoguo said confidently: "Because my brother didn't sleep with my mother last night, my mother beat me when she got up..."

Before she finished speaking, the little girl was dragged away by her mother: "Am I such a stingy person? If you don't give me water, I will be angry. I will be angry all day and night? If you keep talking nonsense, I won't show you animation tonight. "

"I don't want to eat takeout. I want to eat the food cooked by my brother." Guoguo seemed to have no interest in watching cartoons.

"Wash your hands. You haven't washed your hands for a long time after returning home, so you don't mind being dirty." Aunt Thirteen carried Guoguo back to the bedroom.

What water

Liu Qianqian was puzzled. Could it be that the water Guoguo mentioned was wine

Aunt Thirteen really likes drinking red wine. I heard that the wine cellar in her villa has as much red wine as the wine in her own wine cellar.

When I moved from Rongcheng to Mountain City, I had to haul a whole cart of Thirteenth Aunt's red wine alone.

"Aunt Thirteen wanted to drink last night, wouldn't you give it to her?" Liu Qianqian followed Yang Fan into the kitchen.

"Well, although the red wine is good, it's even better if it has a story, but Aunt Thirteen gets drunk as soon as she drinks it. I don't have that many stories for her," Yang Fan said.

Guoguo is a little more sensible, and seems to understand everything better than adults.

This is not a good thing.

So every time Aunt Thirteen saw something bad happening, she would immediately beat her up and bring her back to her original shape.

After Aunt Thirteen woke up this morning, she came out of Yang Fan's bedroom and asked Yang Fan, who had already washed himself, what he did after she fell asleep last night.

Yang Fan said he went to read a book.

Aunt Thirteen asked him again, after reading the book.

Yang Fan said he went to the guest room to sleep.

Aunt Thirteen gave him a beating, then went back to Yang Fan's bedroom to take Guoguo out, and went back to her own bedroom to wash up.

While Yang Fan couldn't help himself with the cooking, Liu Qianqian came out of the kitchen.

When she walked to the guest room and saw Yang Fan's pajamas on the bed, Liu Qianqian didn't pay much attention.

This guy's clothes are everywhere.

Even if his underwear appeared on Thirteenth Aunt's bed, Liu Qianqian wouldn't think much about it.

Guoguo put his underwear on Sanbao and wore it.

When there are children at home, headaches are inevitable.

Aunt Thirteen's entire box of lipstick was used by Guoguo as chalk and painted all over the house.

But that was when I was in Chengdu, and the whole house was almost renovated because of it.

This kind of thing has never happened since coming to the mountain city. Guoguo was afraid of being beaten.

At least Thirteenth Aunt's lipstick, the little girl didn't dare to touch, knowing that it was something that couldn't be touched.

Others are still on the trial list for now.

Whether you will be beaten or not will be known after you try it.

Ask your mother before you move

That doesn't exist.

That’s the fun for children, there’s no point in asking first.

So, while Yang Fan was cooking, Guoguo, who was using her mother's thrush pen to trace Sanbao's beard, heard her crying loudly from the bedroom.

"Can't we play with this? Wow~" the little girl asked her mother while crying.

"So many toys aren't enough for you to play with. You have to touch my cosmetics." Aunt Thirteen was very angry.