Fresh Wife is Super Awesome

Chapter 306: Please call me little fool

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Guoguo was very happy with Yang Ma's praise.

It would be even better if grandma praised her for being beautiful.

When she parted with her mother, the little girl gave her mother the title of the most beautiful girl in the family.

Now, she wants it back.

As long as her grandmother praises her for being beautiful, she has one more vote than her mother.

First, it’s still hers.

"I also think she is smart, but her mother always says she is stupid." Yang Fan unloaded all the luggage from the car.

Guo Guo said to Yang Fan in a negotiating tone: "Dad, when you call me stupid, can you add a 'little'?"

"Why?" After moving all the things down, Yang Fan turned off the lights and engine and locked the car doors.

Sitting in grandma's arms, Guoguo tilted his head and said, "Because little idiots are cuter."

"Okay, little silly, come down. Grandma is old and can't hold you for too long." Yang Fan picked up her things again and walked towards the gate.

"Grandma is not tired, you can still hold her." Mother Yang really couldn't hold the little girl anymore, but she was reluctant to put her down.

"Grandma, put me down, I'll help Dad get the things." Guoguo struggled for a while.

Mother Yang didn't insist and put the little girl down.

After coming down, the little girl hurriedly caught up with Yang Fan and insisted on helping him get his things, even though Yang Fan had already climbed up the corridor and was about to enter the house.

The three treasures were moving around in and outside the courtyard, looking for their former territories.

GunGun ran to the chicken coop, trying to find the little brothers who had been stepped on by him.

Unfortunately, it didn't see it. What it saw was a nest of strong roosters and hens.

At this time, the rooster and the hen have entered a dormant state and are not active.

GunGun roared twice, but the chicken coop ignored it.

This made it even more arrogant and it kept provoking us.

Come out, little brothers, I’m the big sister, and I’m here to show you how fat I am. Why don’t you kneel down and worship me

The Monkey King was squatting at the gate of the courtyard. The night was cool and people's vision was very poor in the dark, but he felt that the vision was exceptionally clear and beautiful.

The country is so beautiful, and I, who have returned home in glory, am still me.

It turns out that not everyone can be a scumbag. Putting aside his character, the breeder is still quite good. At least he can recite good poems.

Thirteenth Aunt and the Liu sisters were so bewitched by his sweet words that they were like lambs to be skinned.

Sambo walked along the fence with graceful steps, sitting down from time to time to clean his paws.

The rats who settled in the Yang family moved out overnight.

That vicious and violent cat is back.

Don't be fooled by its gentle and elegant appearance, it is just trying to deceive mice.

Other people’s cats will only catch mice to eat when they are hungry.

This cat is different, it doesn't eat mice.

It only kills rats and doesn't bother to bury them. It has no environmental awareness at all.

The last time the boss was tortured and killed, his body lying on the roof, was carried away a few days later by a bird that seemed to be called a crow.

The third brother's body was almost broken into two pieces, and his intestines fell out. The ferocious cat didn't care. In the end, a group of ants helped dismember him and carried him away in batches.

Lao Liu died the most painful death. He was not bitten to death, but was slapped to death by the ferocious cat, a total of 1,375 slaps.

Poor Old Six, he didn’t know which palm stroke killed him. I really want to ask, I hope it wasn’t the 1,375th palm stroke.

Lao Dou's death seemed to be quite tragic. He was driven to the center of the yard by the vicious cat. After he pretended to be dead, the vicious cat ignored him.

But as soon as he started running, the ferocious cat quickly caught up with him and slapped him back to the center of the yard.

Before my dad died, he didn't know whether the vicious cat was teasing him on purpose. Anyway, his body was thrown down the mountain by his owner, and then a wandering dog in the village came across it and ate it as a snack.

The lights in the courtyard were turned off, but the main lights in the Yang family's inner hall were on.

The main light is only turned on on important holidays or when the son comes home.

The main light has the best lighting effect, but naturally consumes the most electricity. The huge hall is as bright as day.

"Mom, take Guoguo to take a bath." Yang Fan found Guoguo's spare clothes and said to Yang's mother.

"We don't have a bathtub at home. The one you used when you were a kid has long been broken." Yang's mother asked, "How do children in the city take a bath?"

"What's the difference?" Yang Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Although Guoguo's family is rich, she is just like other children. She's not that delicate. She doesn't bathe with milk or roses."

Afterwards, Yang Fan carried Guoguo's toiletries bag and clothes for changing and went to the bathroom in the side room.

After putting away his toiletries bag and spare clothes, he took a bucket of water and filled it up a large bucket.

Yang Ma and Guo Guo also followed.

"Mom, just wash her with a bucket and then rinse her with the shower head for a while, that's all." Yang Fan said, "She can use her own shampoo and shower gel."

As he spoke, he took out the items from his toiletries bag and arranged them.

After asking Yang Ma to help give the little girl a bath, Yang Fan returned to the main hall.

Father Yang finally had the chance to ask what he had always wanted to ask: "Xiao Fan, this child..."

Yang Fan knew what his father meant and said with a smile, "Just think of it as my own child."

Dad Yang hasn't beaten his son for a long time. He rarely does that since his son entered junior high school.

But now he really wanted to beat his son.

"What do you mean you gave birth to the child? What's going on between the child's mother and his girlfriend?" asked Yang's father.

"The child is the leader's child, and the girlfriend is the girlfriend. They are not the same person." Yang Fan said.

"The leader's child." Father Yang picked up the cigarette box on the sofa, took out a cigarette, pulled over a chair, and sat down at the lobby door.

If you smoke in the house, the smell will linger for a long time, even if the ventilation is very good.

Sitting at the door, the smell of smoke will quickly dissipate in the night, as if it had never been there.

"Dad, don't smoke yet. I have some better cigarettes here." Yang Fan said, and got up to go to the suitcase.

The cigarettes my dad smokes are relatively cheap, the kind that cost eleven dollars a pack.

Next to the suitcase, Yang Fan took out a cigarette.

Father Yang took a look and asked curiously, "What kind of cigarette is this?"

"Don't worry about it. You should smoke less often, especially those cheap cigarettes. Smoking too much is bad for your health, and it will also expose my mother to secondhand smoke. Her health is not good to begin with." Yang Fan tore open the package and took out a box.

"How much is one?" asked Yang's father.

"Specially supplied cigarettes, they are priced but not sold, and are basically not available on the market." Yang Fan tore open the box packaging again: "My girlfriend's father, her boss and her father, these people have the channels to get this kind of cigarettes."

"How much is that?" Yang's father asked.

Yang Fan took out two, handed one to Yang's father, and kept one for himself.

After lighting up his dad's cigarette, Yang Fan also lit up one for himself: "If you're lucky enough to come across one and want to buy one, it'll be 20,000 yuan a pack."

Father Yang's hands trembled, and the cigarette in his mouth almost fell to the ground: "Ahem, how much... how much... ahem..."

"Twenty thousand each. I told you my girlfriend's family is rich and powerful, but you just didn't believe me and said I was bragging to make you happy." Yang Fan said calmly.

Yang's father still couldn't believe it. A pack of cigarettes cost 20,000 yuan, and a box cost 2,000 yuan...

That bite I just took has cost me at least one day’s food money