Long Dou is a steely old virgin who can stand on people with his fists and move horses on his arms, a pure and innocent man.
Not even his previous life named "Li Lan", this pure man had never had such close contact with any woman.
Therefore, even if he just kissed Liuli on the cheek, Long Dou already felt very embarrassed, let alone the "chirping" of real swords and guns.
During this kiss, Liuli actually felt a bit like a broken person.
After all, she had just made up her mind to start a new life, and she couldn't accept that she was being led by Long Dou again, so she wanted to do something that would surprise her opponent.
Didn't you just kiss my face suddenly
Very good, you know this trick, can’t I
You kiss on the face, I kiss on the mouth, see who is more cruel, see who can't stand it more! come! Fight until it hurts!
So at the same second, their first kiss was canceled at the same time, and the world lost another pure man who was not close to women.
Long Dou was really unable to resist Liu Li's over-the-top attack.
This. This. This is. Girl's
Her nose was filled with Liuli's delicious aroma, and her moist pink lips felt extremely soft, as if she was sucking a piece of milk-flavored pudding.
The area where the two of them came into contact felt numb, as if a burst of electricity was flowing through them, electrifying Long Dou, who had never had such experience before, to a crisp on the outside and tender on the inside.
His heartbeat began to accelerate suddenly, and it seemed as if his heart was about to burst out of his chest.
The hands that were hugging each other were thrown aside unconsciously, and they began to tremble visibly.
The pair of originally sneaky eyes didn't even dare to look straight forward at this time, but rolled their eyes upward slightly.
He was very panicked. It could be seen from all of Long Dou's current physical signs that he was really panicked.
This obvious panic on the surface made Liuli, who was the active attacker, extremely satisfied and even felt a strong sense of accomplishment in her heart.
Hum hum hum. Hahahahaha, you can't stand it now, can you
If Liuli's mouth wasn't free now, she would definitely laugh at Long Dou mercilessly.
What a useless guy, isn't it just this level of lip contact, isn't it... ugh.
Just when Liuli thought of the word "lips" in her mind, she unconsciously focused her senses on the contact area between the two.
It was okay not to think about it. After suddenly noticing what kind of state the two of them were in, Liuli realized that there was a tingling feeling in her mouth.
Science says it well, friction can generate electricity, which shows that this is something with scientific basis.
The friction between their lips could generate a slight electric current, but such a small amount of electric current made Liuli feel as if she had been thrown into a massage chair with level 10 vibration, making her whole body weak.
Why. It’s just a little lip friction. How could I do that
Unknowingly, Liuli's whole body became limp, and she slumped forward like a noodle.
After noticing the change in the eldest lady, Long Dou quickly hugged her, but he didn't move away. At this time, whoever pulls away first will be scared, and men can't be scared.
The warm-smelling nephrite-like body is soft and boneless, and is quite comfortable to hold.
If you add the close contact of the face, the feeling will be even more addictive.
Waves of stronger electric current seemed to spread from the place of contact, completely enveloping the two of them.
In terms of this kind of intimate contact, not only was Long Dou inexperienced, Liuli was even more inexperienced and had no qualifications to laugh at the other party.
But after all, Liuli is a smart person, and Long Dou is an old pervert, so they quickly got into the mood and gradually became immersed in this strange way of contact.
The location is Long Dou's private bedroom.
This private place itself has a somewhat special atmosphere.
Coupled with the intimate actions of the two, the air unknowingly became hotter and hotter, thicker and thicker, and filled with pink bubbles.
After enjoying the soft touch of Liuli's bright red lips, Long Dou took a deep breath and planned to make an "unexpected escape" according to the descriptions he had seen in novels and strange videos to see if he could Pry open a certain treasure and explore inside.
But just when he was about to do this, Liuli's eyes suddenly widened, his body jumped back like lightning, and he slapped Long Dou on the face!
Long Dou instinctively dodged the slap, then smiled bitterly and said: "Hey, hey, you don't have to do it if you don't want to. Where did the gentleness just go?"
But Liuli looked furious and cursed angrily: "You stinking scoundrel! What did you just plan to do!"
"You don't plan on doing anything? Just stick it out."
"Bah! Ugh! Shameless, shameless, stinking gangster! Scumbag! #￥@&**%."
She didn't know which nerve in Liuli's body was touched, so she began to curse Long Dou angrily, as if he had done something evil.
After being scolded by this, Long Dou suddenly became confused.
After all, you were the first to say "chirp", and I just escalated it a little bit. Don't be so angry, right
Could it be that I have bad breath? Long Dou breathed a sigh of relief and smelled his palm. It felt fine. After all, he brushed his teeth three times a day, didn't usually eat garlic, and had a good habit of chewing gum.
So he had to ask honestly: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you would be so sensitive about this kind of thing."
"This only shows how nasty you are inside! Only married couples can do that kind of thing!
"But you took the initiative to kiss me?"
"I didn't open my mouth. You just crossed the line. Do you understand? You are shameless!"
After scolding enough, Liuli turned her head away with a groan, moved her body and got up and lay down on Long Dou's bed, looking like "I'm angry."
I have to say that Liuli's view of intimacy is a bit strange, at least not something Long Dou can understand.
Kiss on the face, okay.
Hugs, yes.
Kissing, yes.
Deep kiss, no.
What kind of weird view of intimacy is this? By the way, what is our relationship now
Unmarried couple? Ryuu Dou’s fiancée is theoretically Tonya, right? Moreover, he and Liuli didn't have anything to say about "parents ordering them to be matchmakers." Where did the unmarried relationship come from
Boy and girl? Is Long Dou’s girlfriend actually Yun Yan? And the two of them don't feel like boyfriend and girlfriend, but rather like they are competing with each other.
After thinking for a few seconds, Long Dou found a way to describe his current relationship with Liuli, "Schrödinger's couple."
They are not an unmarried couple, because the two have no engagement, just a verbal agreement.
They are not boyfriend and girlfriend, because the two of them have no process of confessing and accepting confession.
Now the relationship between Long Dou and Liuli is like Schrodinger's cat locked in a box. They are in a state of separation between "husband and wife" and "stranger" at any time. It is really mysterious.
However, looking at Liuli lying on his bed pretending to be dead, Long Dou still felt slightly relieved.
At first, when he and Mrs. Mizue accidentally slept together and were seen by Liuli, Long Dou thought that it was completely over and that he would definitely end up with the worst hatchet.
Unexpectedly, Liuli seemed to have figured out something after running around outside, and suddenly showed signs of awakening.
Especially the proactive character is more like the capable and decisive Liuli master in the later period of the original work, unlike the unseasoned young lady in the early stage.
Of course, Long Dou didn't expect Liuli to take the initiative to "chirp" directly, although the feeling was quite good.
After thinking of the ecstasy and bone-crushing taste just now, Long Dou couldn't help but lick his lips, leaned against Liuli's bed and asked with a smile: "As long as it's not too much, I can continue to kiss you in the future, right?"
"Don't talk to me, you bastard, get out of here."
Liuli blushed when she heard this, picked up the quilt next to her and covered her head.
"I may need to remind you that you are in my room now, lying on my bed and covering me with my quilt. Isn't it good for you to ask me to get out?"
"Humph, during the period when I ran away from home, this room was requisitioned by me."
It seemed that Liuli's face had become extra thick-skinned after her awakening. At this moment, she didn't feel any shame at all about the fact that she had commandeered Long Dou's room, as if it was a matter of course.
runaway? Hearing this, Long Dou raised his eyebrows and asked, dumbfounded, "Are you really planning to run away from home? Mrs. Ruihui will be worried."
"She doesn't know how. If you think about it carefully, she should have arranged this matter. That old woman is the most insidious."
Suddenly, Liuli grinned when she poked her head out from under the quilt, with a hint of displeasure in her tone.
With Liuli's current level of resourcefulness at the "LV4. International Warrior" level, it would be easy for her to figure out the cause of the whole thing after she calmed down.
There is no doubt that the reason why Liuli saw the scene in the room before was probably designed by Mizue herself, in order to use Long Dou to stimulate her and force her to grow.
This approach was indeed very effective, even too effective, which made Liuli even feel a little resentful towards the old lady.
And for the first time in her life, Liuli used the adjective "old woman" to describe her mother. This was something she never dared to think about before, especially if she ran away from home.
But now Liuli suddenly thought about it. As long as she is happy, who cares about other things
So this time I run away from home, I don't plan to go back so soon. I have to have a good time here, huh.
After driving the verbose Long Dou out of the room, Liuli lay on the clean bed full of masculine scent, unconsciously stretching her body with a very relaxed posture and a fascinated smile on her face. .
As for Long Dou, who was kicked out of his room, he could only temporarily ask a servant to tidy up a guest room and carefully move his things in.
In this way, Liuli's journey to experience "the world's best master" began, and her "cohabitation life" with Long Dou also kicked off.
(End of chapter)