Suddenly, Long Dou finally understood.
This time, the "Kiryu Ryūto Cosplay Contest" is written as "COSPLAY Contest" and pronounced as "Ryuu Dou Execution Contest".
When he saw the professional COSER dressed exactly like him on stage performing various extreme talents, Long Douzhen burst into tears while watching, wishing he could go back to the "Zi Zi Tian Pagoda" to fight Yong Ji for 300 rounds. It would be better than being publicly executed here.
In just half an hour, the group of Dragon Dou COSER who stood on the stage made various shameful poses while saying a lot of junii quotations, and also performed various talents one by one.
What about "gangster boxing", "chest breaking big rocks", "golden bell cover and iron trousers", "steel gun locking the throat", "breathing flames", "hand catching bullets", "mouth swallowing long sword" and so on.
Ryuu Dou didn't know until now that he actually had so many fancy skills in the rumors. Even he himself felt like "What kind of monster is Kiryu Ryuu Dou?"
But although Long Dou himself was ashamed while watching it, Senior Yunyan next to him was watching it with gusto.
She jumped up and down from time to time, raised her hands and cheered from time to time, looking like a female fan who came to watch the concert.
In this warm atmosphere, dozens of professional dragon fighting COSERs who signed up for the competition also appeared one by one, and the beautiful host took the stage again.
Logically speaking, the next step should be for the jury to select the final winner, and then all Long Dou COSER appear together to take a group photo.
But luckily, after taking the stage, the host happened to see Long Dou standing in the audience, looking at the stage with numb eyes.
Why? Isn’t there another Dragon Dou COSER? Did I just miss him? No way
Because the host is a novice, he is particularly afraid of making mistakes when doing things, especially in front of the "Akihabara Big Three".
Forget it, regardless of whether it is true or not, let him come up and perform.
So she simply calmed down, raised the microphone and shouted over there: "Okay, next, please use the warmest applause from the audience to invite the last COSER to enter today!"
Thump thump thump! At the host's signal, the lighting engineer above also shined the spotlight on Long Dou himself.
What. What the hell
Just when the host looked at him, the rainbow light of the spotlight fell around him, and hundreds of eyes around him looked this way, Long Dou was really dumbfounded.
What was that guy talking about? The last Dragon Dou COSER? She's not talking about me. Is she talking about me
After feeling the expectant gazes around him, Long Dou couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
To be honest, it was already embarrassing for him to stand here with Yunyan and watch his impostor perform acrobatics.
He was asked to go on stage and perform by himself. Wow, when he thought of this, Long Dou couldn't help but want to take out a gun and shoot himself in the head.
However, although Long Dou wanted to run away or commit suicide on the spot, Senior Sister Yun Yan beside him excitedly pushed his shoulder and laughed: "Oh oh oh! That's great! Come on, come on! Let's go!" Let them see how powerful the real Lord Long Dou is!"
".Do you really want me to come?"
"Come on, come on, why are you embarrassed?"
Before Long Dou could react, Senior Yunyan smiled and pushed him forward out of the crowd, looking like a little fan girl who wanted to see her boyfriend shine on the stage.
hateful.
Although Long Dou himself didn't want to go on stage and pretend to be a gangster, his girlfriend had already said so, even if a man couldn't get it, he had to get it.
So with many people watching with interest, Long Dou walked stiffly onto the ring step by step like a robot, as if he was walking onto his own guillotine.
Suffering, really suffering.
Long Dou has experienced countless big scenes. He faced off against the most evil people in the world, was pointed at by hundreds of guns, was chased by thousands of people in one night, and even challenged contemporary martial arts masters with his bare hands.
But at this time, Ryuu Dou would rather go through all the hardships he had experienced before, rather than go to the "Kiryu Ryuu Dou Cosplay Contest" to cosplay himself. It is really too embarrassing.
This most embarrassing scene in history was tantamount to a public execution for Long Dou, so that when he stood in the middle of the stage, he couldn't help lowering his head and curling up slightly, looking very embarrassed.
God is my witness, this is the first time Long Dou has put on such a posture of being embarrassed to see others, but it is indeed the case.
After all, if people knew that the leader of the "Yakuza Group" actually went to Akihabara to perform COS of himself in public, then this would really be a social death on the spot, and Ryuu Dou would definitely become the laughing stock of the entire underground world.
When he thought of this, Long Dou couldn't help but tremble all over.
Of course, no one knew the torment and embarrassment he was feeling at this time. In the eyes of the judges and the audience, he was just a coward who had never stood on stage before and was shocked by this big scene.
So the otaku sage couldn't help but remind him: "Little brother, you seem to be very nervous. Just relax a little and express your understanding of the character "Ryuuto Kiryu"."
"This...I...I don't know how to act? How about you guys tell me how to act?"
In desperation, Long Dou could only say to the judges with a wry smile.
To play someone else's role is simple.
Want to play your own role? How to act like this
"I don't know?" Suddenly, the COS empress frowned in displeasure and sneered: "You don't even know how to play the role of Kiryu Ryuto, so why are you dressing up to do this? Don't underestimate COSER, young man .”
"Indeed." The game geek next to him also added: "COS is about exploring the character's characteristics from the inside out. It's not just about dyeing your hair or changing clothes. You have to let Kiryu Ryuuto... The characters come alive.”
Let the character live, okay? How else to live like this
After being instructed by the empress and the house king, Long Dou's expression became obviously more embarrassed.
He obviously never thought that one day he would be taught how to play "Ryuuto Kiryu".
Seeing the extremely embarrassed look of this contestant, Otaku Sage took the initiative to suggest: "Then let's do it, you can simply perform the song from "The Secret of the Ultimate Path. The Castle of Darkness. The Record of Kiryu Ryuu's Douyoshi" For the bridge section, that’s enough.”
"Secret Notes of the Yakuza. Castle of Darkness. Record of Kiryu Ryuto's Acts of Justice", this script was created by the Yakuza Mancai brothers of the "Yakuza Group" on the day when Ryuuto solved the "Sakata Rebellion Incident", and it is already online. It has become the bible for Dragon Fight fans.
Especially the scene where Ryuu Dou, wearing a loincloth, rushed towards the heavily armed Sakata, dodged machine gun bullets, kicked his body armor to pieces, and easily took away the enemy general's head from the crowd of thousands of people. It has even been extended to tens of thousands of fan novels and fan videos and other secondary creations, which can be said to be extremely popular.
But the problem is, of course Long Dou himself has never seen that piece of shit, and there is no way he would.
Because of course I know clearly that the extremely exaggerated descriptions in it are completely nonsense.
Of course, today's Ryuuto can capture the enemy with thousands of troops, but he didn't have that ability at that time. He only won that battle with the help of Nekoyashiki Usamaru.
Having killed Sakata with the help of others, Ryuu Dou didn't have the nerve to brag about it as his own credit, so he definitely wouldn't watch "The Secret of the Darkness. Castle of Darkness. Kiryu" which is full of embarrassing boasts. "Long Dou Yi Xing Lu", that's too thick-skinned.
However, at this time, the judges asked him to perform a scene from "Secret Letters of the Ultimate Way. Castle of Darkness. Record of Kiryu Ryuu's Fighting Heroes"
What am I performing here? Show me how I sneaked into Sakata's mansion, fought with him, and finally threw him from the balcony on the second floor
Seeing that Ryuuto was still at a loss, Otaku Sennin couldn't help but ask: "No way? As the actor of the majestic Kiryu Ryuuto, you actually can't even connect with "The Secret of the Ultimate Path. The Dark City. Kiryu Ryuuto" Haven't you read "The Record of the Righteous Acts"? Doesn't this mean you know nothing about Kiryu Ryūto himself?"
The COS empress criticized without hesitation: "You haven't even read that famous novel, and you probably don't know much about Long Doujun, so why do you want to play this role that is not suitable for you?"
The game geek next to him also complained: "Indeed, judging from your energy and energy, you are not at the same level as the character you play. In the future, it is better to do your best and not choose such a difficult COS." "
Am I, am he, kidding me
When the three judges rushed to criticize this unqualified "Long Dou COSER", Long Dou's expression became more and more unhappy.
I know nothing about myself
I don’t know much about myself
Am I not on the same level as myself
Listen? Is this human language
I can't stand it, who can stand it, you bastard.
Who in this world knows myself better than me? Is it your turn to point fingers
So just when the judges were about to tell Ryuu to fight and stop wasting time on the stage, a strong murderous aura suddenly swept through the entire "Akihabara Kaikan".
Hiss. Hum!
Long Dou took a slight breath, and a simple word "hum" was squeezed out from between his teeth. However, as the sound spread out, the judges and the audience who heard the word "hum" couldn't help but laugh. shivered.
What's this? How is this going
The Otaku Sage slowly raised the palm of his right hand, the fingerprints of which were worn away from reading too many comics.
That hand had followed the immortal for countless years, and it had never been afraid even when it was touching a woman's butt.
But even so, that hand was actually trembling! It's like a scumbag with a combat power of only five saw the arrival of the Universe Emperor Frieza with his own eyes!
(End of chapter)