Lan Lan told the legendary history of her family: "My father was adopted when he was seven or eight years old, and the old man who adopted him was a well-known dignitary in our place at that time, tsk, the reincarnation technique is poor, and so on. one move!"
"The old lady has been focusing on education since she was a child, but my father is really not a candidate for reading. After several years of hard work, he has no success. In the end, the grandfather and the others thought about it. You don't need a high degree to do business and manage the industry. But in Before inheriting the family business, I still have to let him go outside to practice and experience, no matter what age, only one who has suffered hardships can become a superior person, so my father went out and roamed!"
"My father has raised pigs and pearls, and worked with people to raise chicken farms. The fuck did it all start with aquaculture? My father did make some achievements, but in the eyes of my grandfather, those are just bullshit. Finally, don't bring it back! By the way, when you come back this time, your daughter-in-law is ready for you!"
"My father was shocked when he heard that, daughter-in-law?! He still arranged marriages these days! No, he has to fight! No matter what, he has to fight, the most important thing is whether it is to turn off the lights or turn on the lights in his future intercourse! So my father Immediately, I rushed back in the dust! When I saw the daughter-in-law, I turned around and told my grandfather that the child is entirely up to the father!"
"Later there was my sister, and then there was me."
"When I was a child, I cut each other with my sister, and when I grew up, I cut each other with my father. When I was in middle school, I was called Hitler. Every day I went to the wind and rain with a group of brothers. When I came to school in the morning, I borrowed the watermelon knife outside the school. In the canteen, after school, I went there to get a watermelon knife and rush to chop people. Is there a balance between study and career? How harmonious! My father found out and scolded me! When I moved the TV, it slammed on me. I felt that my fate with my father and daughter was exhausted, until I later threw my computer at him and thought I could still be his daughter."
"My relationship with my father's buddies in college is getting stronger and stronger. He will give more than anything I want. My sister is married, and no one will inherit his family business. He is anxious! My sister's bastard is running away. It's really fast. After she married a wealthy family and gave birth to two children there, she lived the life I've always longed for. Do you eat, drink, prostitute, and gamble? Now I'm so sad, and after graduation, I'll take care of it. The big stuff is sent to the factory below several times a year to experience the hard life!"
"Last winter, a master invited me to take a bath in Japan. I was in the factory carrying things and sweating profusely. I took a bath like a sauna! Now my monthly income is nearly 100,000, personally, not a company, It’s a lot of cows!! But the fucking problem is that my monthly consumption is less than a thousand! I’m as tired as a dog when I go home every fucking day. I get up and eat some dry bread when I’m really hungry A new round of tragedy begins after dawn!"
"You said! You said that such a life is better than being a monk!!"
Director: Do you feel that there is still a hint of bragging in this long grief statement
Lan Lan: Show off your hair! There is something you have exchanged with me to see!
Office Manager: Oh, my bank is also under a lot of pressure. Look at me, don't I have to ask you for deposits every time, ahahahahaha!
Lan Lan: I have only been young for so many years, why should I waste it on increasing the number of bank cards! !
Daren: Youth, I want to go to South Korea for surgery now, I shouldn't have done it in China in the first place!
Head of the room: You are not a star, and you have an awl face and fish blisters. Don't say you know me in the future.
Lan Lan: Well, it seems that Qingxi is the coolest. The key to a man's talent and appearance is whether he is obedient or not, and Qingxi's work is also easy. Is there a harmonious family
Office Manager: What about Qingxi
Daren: Are you going to sleep again
Qingxi: …I’m thinking, if it’s a tragedy, there’s really nothing like it. There are many people who work harder than you. I see that you are completely full and have nothing to do, so just wash and sleep.
Lan Lan: …
talent:…
Headmaster: Fuck, who are you? !
Qingxi: Girls, don't just talk shit, only men have the ability.
Lan Lan: ... Xu Shao
Talent: ^_^
Head of the office: ... Xu, Master Xu, didn't you go on a business trip to the south? Come back so soon hahahaha!
Qingxi:…
When I went over, Xu Weiyu, who was in front of the computer, hugged me and said, "Fortunately, you don't have a black person close to the ink!"
Lan Lan is a girl who is easily irritable and complains to me as soon as her hair is blown up, for example: "Since my father went to the bathhouse to take a bath that winter, after the gold watch was stolen from the locker, he has not given up this year. I went to Hong Kong and bought a more golden watch to zhuangbility! I wish I could wear it on my forehead every time I go out. Just now, that bastard (that is, her father) forgot where to put the dog watch, and then ate in the big hotel, He asked me to look for it in the company, but I couldn't find it, but I was scolded by him! In the end, it turned out that she didn't sleep well and fell to the ground. Then in the morning, my aunt mopped the floor and dragged it under the bed! Come back and hold the watch... Fuck le I thought it was the illegitimate child he raised outside!"
I:"… "
I was once "invited" to stay at Lan Lan's house for a few days.
It can only be said that there is still a big difference between the rich and the common people. Lan Lan lives alone, her parents have separate residences, and occasionally come over to offer some parental love.
The two part-time workers at Lan Lan's residence came to clean every other day. They didn't have keys, so on the day they came to clean, they always called the door at six o'clock on time: "Little girl, come downstairs and open the door! Little girl, Open the door!"
Every time I was startled by the sound, I jumped up, and Chaos Chao ran down to open the door.
In general, living in Lan Lan's house, I couldn't sleep well.
Then, Lan Lan's father invited us to dinner, always in the private room, and always hugged young girls. When I first saw it, I was uneasy!
Lan Lan was very calm, she said, "It's fair that one contributes the money and the other contributes."
Lan Lan told me later that she also cared when she was pure, but since she knew that her mother didn't care, what else did she care about. She sympathized with the young girl more than despised the old guy. But watching those girls is quite enjoyable. She has to believe that there is always a certain rationality for what can exist in this world.
Lan Lan: "Even sores have a reason for their existence."
So Lan Lan asked me to stay at her house for two days this weekend, but I decisively refused.
Lan Lan: "Sister, let you enjoy a big meal, beautify, and swipe your card, don't you need it??? Three guarantees throughout the whole process, one-stop service!"
I said, "Can you convert it into cash? Just call me. I'm short of money recently."
"… "
Lan Lan said, "Where's your man?"
Me: "A lot of people have asked me these days, where is my man? Well, I don't need him yet."
Lan Lan smiled lewdly: "It's enough for the bed."
Me: "Well, let him sleep on the floor these two days."
"… "
The first time I saw Lan Lan in college, I really had the feeling of Hitler coming down to earth, full of murderous aura, so that no one dared to talk to her easily for a long time at first. And it's actually quite strange that Lan Lan can get to know me well. I am a slow-burning type, and Lan Lan was a cool girl at the beginning. In theory, it is difficult for these two to have a deep friendship. Lan Lan later told me that our bad fate started when I, Gu Qingxi, was the last to arrive in the dormitory, but was the first to speak to her, and she was very soft-spoken! And I often saw that she would bring her a copy when she came back when she didn't eat. I always thought she didn't have enough money at that time, and then I found out that she was a rich woman.
This led to the fact that in the next few years, when the head of the room wanted to organize dormitory activities, he would first say to me, "Qingxi, shall we have a big meal today? Are you asking Lan Lan whether to go?"
I said, "Why don't you ask yourself?"
The head of the room: "If we ask her, she will be a fart. If you ask her, as long as you ask her, she will definitely go, and she will pay a lot of money!"
Or the squad leader said: "Gu Qingxi, tell Zhuang Lanlan about something..."
I said, "She's sitting right behind me, why don't you tell her yourself?"
Squad leader: "...I dare not."
I:"… "
In many class meetings, the tutor or class cadre would speak on it. After finishing the lecture, what papers should be distributed, and what notifications would be sent to them. The head of the room fell asleep early, and the master was listening to the music. I was too lazy to move, so I patted Lan Lan. The head said, "Go get it."
Lan Lan stood up and went to get it, and a girl in the back seat came up and said, "Qingxi, you even dare to call Zhuang Lanlan?!"
…Is Lan Lan scary? I always thought she was just not good at expressing herself. Of course, this statement was not unexpectedly despised when I talked to the client later, Lan Lan: "Yo Xian (meaning nonsense), I'm just too lazy to care about those people!"
Lan Lan's relationship with the head of the room was not very good at first. Should it be said to be a personal incompatibility or a character incompetence? The head of the room is a strong-willed and mid-cadre type. In Lan Lan's words: "The one who yells the loudest will call him 'fuck' at every turn, but he is definitely the one who runs the fastest when running! It's like a war, we rush forward. She must be running in the opposite direction while shouting 'Come on'!"
Lan Lan is the opposite of the head of the room. If you don't touch her bottom line, she will tolerate you for three points. Once you touch it, she will hit you directly. She never wants the consequences.
The first time I watched Lan Lan fight was when I was a sophomore. Several of us girls were going out to school for dinner. On the way, a few men approached. When they saw us, they whistled a few times. He was eating an ice cream, so one of the men said, "Is the ice cream delicious?" in a frivolous tone.
We only reacted after walking a few meters, and it seemed that we had been molested.
Lan Lan turned around and rushed behind the man who was talking to me just now, with a sudden kick! After the man turned over on the ground, she stepped on it several times!
The people next to him didn't respond. The man who was kicked jumped up and scolded. Lan Lan was going to kick. The head of the room had already gone up and dragged her, "Okay, okay!" The other party also held her back. that man. It's still sensible, not really fighting!
Lan Lan finally sneered and said, "Forgive you, I'll ruin you if you talk again!"
strong.
Lan Lan follows the monitor's JQ.
The monitor is a… tall and thin boy with an active appearance and an active personality.
He has a crush on Lanlan, but he doesn't dare to confess, so he often turns around and tells me, but I'm the one who you told me about you, and I miss mine... So the monitor, after being enthusiastic with me for half a year, In the end, tears ran into the arms of the head of the room, and the head of the room said directly to him, "Fuck, it's better that you like Lan Lan than you like me!"
Afterwards, it is said that the squad leader found an expert who was only interested in American country singers, Japanese comics, Chinese erotic novels, Korean plastic surgery cheats, etc., so the squad leader returned without success!
What happened after that, I didn't pay attention anymore. It should not be together, because Lan Lan still follows me to eat.
There were a few "random encounters" with the class leader and classmate on the road. He started to wave with a smile on his face from fifty meters away. He kept his eyes on Lan Lan, but Lan Lan likes to walk with his head down, so basically the monitor smiles all over his face. I got stiff and couldn't get any response. Sometimes I couldn't bear it, so I just smiled at him.
After graduating, the monitor once insinuated me on QQ and asked me: "How is Zhuang Lanlan? How are you? Oh, there must be someone?"
This time I said seriously: "Actually, if you really like her and want to be with her, why don't you tell her clearly. Lan Lan is a straightforward person and doesn't like to be around the bush. I won't say anything because of you. You may still be thinking about her, so just tell her how affectionate you are. I will not control Lan Lan's thoughts. Whether she is interested in you or not, you should ask and grasp it yourself. I can tell you There is only one sentence, Lan Lan is alone now." I said this very coldly, but the relationship is really a matter of two people, no matter how many people go in to coax and match up, the inappropriate ones are inappropriate after all, and in the end they are still useless. A bit embarrassing.
I just hope that if there is a lover, then I hope to get married soon.
I've been thinking about Lanlan for the past few days, so I asked Weiyu: "Do you guys like to go around the corner and talk about things?"
"Not necessarily." Wei Yu smiled wickedly, "I like to come directly."
I pushed his bowed head away and said, "Didn't you be vague when you chased me?"
Wei Yu glared: "Vaguely? I acted so obviously and so hard... When we were in the same class, didn't I touch you every time I passed by you? I'm in another class, and I pass notes to you from time to time. At what point was it vague? You said, you said!" Miyu began to hold her heart in pain, but she still didn't feel anything when she saw me, and finally buried her head in the quilt and said, "I'm dead!"
"..." It can only be said that no leaf in the world is the same.
A few days later, Lan Lan called me and talked about the monitor. I ask how? She said: "The world is far from north, and the door is not right. Even if you have the heart, it will be difficult."
When Lan Lan said that the family was not in the right place, she felt a little uncomfortable. She said that when her father was there, she didn't even have to think about it! "I knew it a long time ago, so if there is no drama, just don't touch it in the first place."