There will always be a group of people in your life that will make you want to go back in time.
colorful day.
Xu Weiyu called from the early morning, just to remind that tomorrow is Tomb-sweeping Day, to remember the old one.
When I slept until 6 in the morning, my little aunt called me to find a mysterious beauty prescription and asked me if it was scientific
After finally persuading Auntie Mo to try the side door, hang up the phone and want to catch up on sleep, the mother broke into the door and said that I heard you got up, so get up and get dressed and have breakfast.
I ate breakfast in a daze and wanted to go back to sleep.
The younger brother said that the weather was really nice and he wanted to go to football. He also said that he wanted me to accompany him because he was unfamiliar with his life, so he had to go to a high school not far from his home. After watching him, he became acquainted with a group of people on the field within three minutes. I want to sleep... After receiving a few beams of eyes, my younger brother ran over and said, elder sister, someone asked you how old you are
I... Threaded denim with disheveled hair, old or not
Finally, I told my younger brother that I had to go first. Just as I was about to leave the school, I almost bumped into a speeding teenager.
When I got home, the younger brother in the lobby who had not been in contact for a long time called and said that he was coming to see me. He had a relationship problem. I waited for him for half an hour and listened to him for two hours... When it was time for lunch, he said that my father had to go home after Qingming. Now, look at the time, oops, I have told you for so long, I will definitely be scolded by my father when I go back!
I... After lunch, my mother followed me into the room, and when I finished brushing my teeth, she smiled and said, "Daughter, it's been a long time since I talked to you, let's talk?"
Then I chatted with my mother... I was so sleepy and sleepy, and finally my mother said that she had to give birth to a daughter and left with satisfaction. As soon as I fell out of bed, my boyfriend called and asked, "Do you miss me?" Me: "I want to sleep."
I don't know why I feel so depressed these past two days. So when I went out at noon that day, when I saw a police car following me, I let it go and it continued to follow, I couldn't help frowning, it didn't feel good to be following a police car. Then I didn't know how, and I naturally stretched out my hand and put a middle finger.
Then, that car really stopped following, got ahead and stopped me!
I realized that I regretted it a lot. I knew it earlier than my thumb, really.
The people in the police car got off. I got off and waited for the bad news, but the other party came up and said excitedly, "Gu Qingxi, is it really you?!"
I see that the other party is tall and tall, but I really don't know each other.
He said, "I'm from Xu Weiyu's class!"
… I don’t know, but I have a bad feeling.
He said: "I just saw you coming out of the bank, and it felt familiar. Just follow it up. I wasn't sure at first, and I thought you knew it when you compared your middle finger to me, otherwise who would dare to compare the middle finger with our police. , Haha! By the way, I heard that you and Comrade Weiyu are getting married soon, congratulations!"
…
Sure enough, he received a phone call from his boyfriend at night, he laughed happily, and he said, "I heard that you gave the police a middle finger, hahahaha! You are strong, I don't even dare to give him a middle finger! Hahaha! I love you so much! It's gone!"
One day my younger brother sent me a photo and asked me, sister, is this wedding dress beautiful
I said, "It's beautiful."
The younger brother immediately said, "Then I'll send it to you!"
I wondered, "Are you rich?"
The younger brother said, "Of course, how many years have I saved! Sister, let me give it to you, the wedding dress should be given to you by your closest person!"
Xu Weiyu stood behind me and said coldly, "Let him die."
In the evening, the light rain accompanied me to do my hair. In fact, I had no time to cut it. It was too long. When I got married, I had to make a haircut. It was too long to be done, so I set a time to cut it short first.
The stylist asked me what to do? Before I said it, my boyfriend who had been playing with his phone and walked in looked up and said, "Cut it short, but not too short."
The hair stylist looked at me and then at Xu Weiyu, and said, "Does Miss Gu need additional care? Or dyeing, curling? Brown big curls are very popular this year."
Boyfriend said, "No need. Just cut it short."
"That… "
The boyfriend said: "Then hurry up." After speaking, he sat down to the side and lowered his head to play with his mobile phone.
"… "
I couldn't help laughing, and sure enough, I was getting more and more so... cold and arrogant = =!
Later, when the hair stylist was doing my hair, he secretly said to me, "Miss Gu, your boyfriend is so attractive."
I would like to explain that Xu Weiyu is just habitually speaking, and he never talks nonsense outside, uh, the legendary facial paralysis. In the end, before I could speak, the hair stylist said again, "But it's much better than your brother."
I remembered the last time I brought my younger brother over for a haircut. As soon as he entered the door, he said, "Call the best hair stylist here!" When washing his hair, he said, "I only use XX shampoo." The look of (a foreign male star)!" I said directly to the barber at the time: "Cut the small flat head."
"… "
My younger brother stayed at home for two weeks during the holiday that year before going out. I always thought that boys should cut their hair clean and fresh to look good.
My little brother always calls me once a week to talk about things about his side, and complain by the way. I used to complain that it rained all day long, there were no beautiful women (it was a boys’ school), and the food in the cafeteria was unpalatable. Now I mainly complain... Xu Weiyu .
"Sister, why do you keep letting Xu Weiyu use your computer? I let him know when I talk to you!"
"I actually use his computer."
"... Then I'll buy you one!"
"I have it myself."
"...You are biased!"
"… "
Half an hour after the call hung up, Xu Weiyu received an anonymous email.
"Warning you not to let my sister use your computer again!"
Wei Yu shook his head and said, "This young master is so stupid and ingenious."
"… "
The accident happened when driving home from get off work today and nearly collided with an Audi turning in the other direction.
The other party got out of the car, it was a tall boy dressed in a ruffian way. He looked at the two cars that didn't collide and walked towards me.
I have a bit of a headache, although it is not my fault even if I really bumped into it, but I really don't like reasoning with people.
The other side looked serious and knocked on my window. People who drive that kind of car are a bit temperamental, no matter who is right or wrong. I rolled down the car window, but the other party nodded immediately and said, "I'm sorry, I just drove the wrong way, and turned in a hurry. I didn't look behind, but luckily I didn't hit it. I'm sorry!"
"... Uh, it's okay. Then you can back up the car and come back when I drive away."
"Okay!" The young man was about to leave and came back. "By the way, do you know how to get to XX Garden? I came from out of town and didn't recognize the way."
I thought to myself, what a coincidence, that XX Garden is right next door to the community where I live. I said, "Where are you going?"
"Yep."
I didn't really want to meddle in my own business, but I still said, "Why don't you follow me? I'll pass by there."
The other party was very grateful, and after saying thank you several times, he ran back to the car and reversed the car.
Later, the sturdy white Audi followed me, moving at a speed of 60 yards. Unless I was on the highway, I would always be below or equal to 60 (the speed limit of 60 yards). Pity that sports car.
When we got to the destination, he came down to thank me again.
He smiled and said, "Thank you very much, otherwise I wouldn't know how to find this place."
"On the way."
I thought to myself, people really can’t look good, and they dress badly, but their personality is not necessarily bad. As a result, when I started the car, he answered the ringing phone, "Fuck you XXXX, you think I have a lot of time! Come out and pick me up when I arrive!"
"… "
I went to buy a car with Xu Weiyu, and Weiyu's mother, my future mother-in-law.
Xu Weiyu's mother is a teacher and is very kind. The first time I saw her, she just called me daughter. Got me a little overwhelmed. Wei Yu said happily: "My mother called you a daughter when she saw your photos but not you. She likes you more than me!"
Xu Weiyu's mother smiled and said to her son, "It's rare to have self-knowledge."
Later, I got along well with my prospective mother-in-law. My mother said that getting along with my mother-in-law should be close and not tired. I don't think I can actually get tired of it. If you are kissing, I don't think you need to get close, just be sincere.
Speaking of buying a car, my mother-in-law asked me which one was better, and I said, "In terms of fuel consumption and safety, I think Germany's is better."
The mother-in-law said with a smile: "Germany, what about the light rain?"
I... Mother-in-law, I really think German cars are relatively better, nothing else.
Miyu came over and hugged me and said, "Mom, Qingxi has always been partial to me."
"… "
The mother-in-law said seriously: "Qingxi, you can't be too partial to him, this kid is easy to inflate himself. If he bullies you in the future, you have to tell me, and I will help you fix him!" I really heard 100% of this. enthusiasm.
After booking the car that day, I sent my mother-in-law back and ate there by the way. Xu Weiyu's father was a very cheerful and open-minded person.
During the meal, Wei Yu leaned over and said that he wanted to eat beef, so I gave it to him. Later, he said that he wanted soup. Just as I was about to get up, Wei Yu's father frowned and said, "Qingxi, let him scoop it himself!" Then he said : "If he calls you in the future, tell me, and I'll help you educate him! This kid takes himself too seriously, and it's not decent if he doesn't scold him!"
"… "
When I went back in the evening, Miyu sat on the front passenger seat and smiled with her head covered. In the end, she couldn't hold it any longer and came over to rub my hair, "You are so lovable!"
I said you did it on purpose
He cheered and said, "My parents are on your side, and I, a lonely man, said I needed some comfort."
I said, "Go back to you."
He was stunned for a moment, looked out the window with red ears, and said to the scenery, "Really?"
I said, "Well, go back and give you bath water."
"… "
One night I ate a late-night snack before going to bed. Later, when I lay in bed, the light rain touched my stomach and said, "I have a small belly."
I said, "Even if the model eats an apple, it will still stand out." Not to mention I ate a big bowl of dumplings.
The boyfriend said with a smile: "I don't have it, you can touch it. Master's figure is quite stout."
I touched it for a while... It's quite standard indeed.
Wei Yu said, "I can still feel the bones on the side."
I touched it, and Wei Yu gave a "en..." and said, "Then go down."
"… "
I got up, patted his head and said, "Do it yourself, and have enough food and clothing."
Seeing me getting out of bed, Wei Yu walked to the door, and then jumped up and shouted, "Why are you going? Come back for me!"
I said watching TV to digest it.
Miyu was in pain, "Then what should I do? It's all on fire!"
I said, "Destroy yourself."
"It can't be destroyed!"
As soon as I opened the door, he jumped over and closed the door. He pressed me halfway and said, "You unconscionable! Are you so tormenting?"
Even the wicked sued first, "You were the one tossing around there... did you get up?" = =!
"You have to be responsible anyway!"
At this time, my mother called out from the door: "What's the matter, you two, what are you making trouble if you don't sleep at night?"
As soon as I was about to say it, Xu Weiyu pressed his mouth. He said, "It's okay, Mom, Qingxi just had a cramp in her foot, and I'm helping her massage. Mom, rest early."
My mom said "oh" and walked away.
I feel gloomy.
As soon as he let go, I said, "You're lying."
Wei Yu kinky-kinky-smiled: "Do you want me to tell your mother what we are doing?"
"… "
Afterwards, I flipped through the book in the room. He was stuffy in the quilt and said, "You are cruel!!"
I have been living in my own house for several days. This day, Wei Yu came to pick me up for dinner, and finally the two of them were alone. Wei Yu said, "I can finally touch my thighs, pinch my face, and cuddle and move my hands and feet."
It always feels a little rude.
Then, after he drove, he reached out and took my hand... and put it on his face, "Okay, touch it."
Thinking about it carefully, there is a faint sense of disobedience...
We passed a roast duck restaurant on the way, so I got off the car and bought duck claws as a late-night snack.
I drove the car, so he walked to the store first, I got out of the car and followed, and then heard the boss say, "Sir, what do you want to buy?" Two seconds later, "How about you, little sister?"
I... looked down at the overalls I was wearing, looked up at Xu Shao's casual suit (he came over after work), and fell silent.
At this time, my boyfriend smiled and said to me, "Little sister, what do you want to eat? My brother bought it for you."
"… "
For a long time after that, his catchphrase was, "Come on, brother and kiss." "Come, give brother a hug." "Brother still needs... (I don't have enough food, I need to add rice)" and so on. Shameless to die. Later, the mantra stopped. It was at a dinner table that I asked my cousin kindly, "Brother, do you want more food?"
…
My friends are a little "in awe" of Xu Weiyu. For example, what if someone asked them to find out about Gu Qingxi's boyfriend? Basically, they only say, "He? I don't dare to talk nonsense." "Qingxi boyfriend, hey, I don't know, he is mysterious." "Xu Weiyu? I'm really unfamiliar."
The cause of these symptoms is that I had a fight with Wei Yu once, and the reason is actually very small, it is the disagreement between the couples. And when there is a disagreement, I usually don’t argue too much. Once I can’t make a point, I will choose to walk away, think about it myself, and let the other party think about it. Figured it out, let's talk about it. Okay, then during this time, it's up to you.
So at that time, a friend asked me, "Where's Young Master Xu from your family?"
I said, "Don't mention him to me during this time, in the 'Cold War'."
It was the first time my friends encountered my situation, and after being excited, they "shared the same hatred" with me. Run on Xu Shao, and—stop all the possibility of him coming to me (at that time I didn't live with Weiyu).
So when my friends and I were having dinner, Wei Yu called and they "helped" and said, "Who are you?" "I don't know you!" "Gu Qingxi is talking to a certain man, what is your name? Tell me anything, and I'll help you pass it on."
It is said that Xu Weiyu said something over there at that time, roughly meaning: "Don't let me find out who you are, I will let you realize your wishes one by one!"
Later, one of the victims grieved with Wei Yu weakly, "Speaking of which, Qingxi is the mastermind..."
Wei Yu hummed, "Can domestic affairs and diplomacy be the same?"