Another summer, I went to pick up my younger brother at the beginning of July (also considered as a trip this year).
I haven't seen him for half a year. The big boy has dyed his hair brown, and he is naturally a little curly. With sunglasses, it is very fancy.
He hehe took me to a lot of places, his boyfriend followed him, and most of the time he was playing with his mobile phone.
The younger brother turned his head a few times, and then said to me, "Sister, is that person here to travel or play games? Balabala! (It's like you don't know how to appreciate gorgeous scenery)"
When her boyfriend heard it, he didn't lift his head, "I've already seen through these landscapes." He sang it halfway to the tune of a certain song.
Little brother: "Then why are you here? Why don't you just stop here!"
My boyfriend threw a look at me, "I'll see your sister."
"… "
The younger brother rubbed his arms in disgust, "You really can say anything! It's freezing cold! Hey, I'm getting goosebumps!"
The boyfriend is still very calm: "It's not me who gets goosebumps. By the way, I saw on your Facebook page that you said you have a girlfriend? You say this, are you afraid that your sister will object to your puppy love?"
"… "
"It's a female friend! A female friend! Didn't you see that 'sex'?"
"Oh, so there's 'sex'..."
I:"… "
This is the first day.
The back is even worse, there is not a day without noise.
On the day I went back, flights were delayed everywhere.
At the airport, the younger brother looked sadly at the sky outside the big glass: "The delayed flights are all the angels with broken wings!"
… He went to a domestic website in a foreign school
First day home.
I stayed at home with my little brother for a day and listened to him chatting for a day. (a little moved)
In the end, the younger brother said, "Sister, my hairstyle is already very refreshing. Don't let me cut my head again, okay?"
I said yes.
The younger brother was stunned, "...It's so easy? Then why did I talk so much earlier? Why? My mouth is dry!"
… the previous impressions vanished.
In the evening, my younger brother followed up and asked me where to eat at night
I said, "Xu Weiyu said today that he was treating him as a guest."
The younger brother was bored, "Why do you want him to invite him?!"
Xu Weiyu just came in and said with a smile, "Since you are so active and enthusiastic, why don't you invite me?"
When I saw that they were going to quarrel again, I immediately said, "I please."
I drove three people out the door at night.
The younger brother got in the car and said, "My sister drives the car, and my sister invites you to eat. Xu Weiyu, why are you so embarrassed?"
Wei Yu: "Why am I so embarrassed? All of us belong to your sister."
"… "
Quarrel all the way.
When my younger brother came back, he couldn’t stay at home, and from time to time he was arguing about going to the movies, playing ball, and swimming.
My mother said one day: "My younger brother and elder sister are really different in temperament. I told my elder sister to go out a few times and she was happy, she just liked to stay at home."
Wei Yu nodded and said, "Qingxi is relatively quiet."
"Yeah, my brother's temperament is completely different." Then my mother began to say, "If the remote control at home falls on the ground, the younger brother will pick it up and put it on the coffee table, and put it properly, And Qingxi just glanced at it and didn't pick it up. She would tell me, 'Mom, if you watch TV, the remote control panel is here' and it's over."
I…
Wei Yu couldn't help laughing: "Qingxi... It's bigger and bigger."
In fact, I just think that it is old, it is better to let it on the ground, and reduce the chance of breaking. Of course not many people agree with this point of view...
In the evening, I watched TV with Xu Weiyu and my younger brother on the sofa.
Younger brother: "Sister, your hair loss is so bad." He said and pinched a few hairs on the sofa.
I subconsciously replied, "Why do you say it's mine?"
Xu Weiyu suddenly smiled and said, "Qingxi, you even had Xiaobai's time. You can tell by the length of your hair that it can only be yours."
Uh... well. But when did these two become enemies
In the end, before I could say anything, the younger brother was already furious, "Why are you calling my sister Xiaobai? You are white, you are all—you are the whitest!"
Wei Yu said with a "tsk", "Okay, I'm white, you can do it black, come on, Xiao Hei, go and bring a bottle of drink to Master Bai."
"… "
I very presciently withdrew from the noisy place and went to the study to turn on the computer.
It didn't take long for Wei Yu to shake his head and come in. He raised his arm and said, "This little wolf will bite people if he can't say anything. It's not good enough."
I ask my little brother
Wei Yu replied: "The door is closed. I asked him to send me a text message if he had something to say."
"… "
I had a heat stroke when it was hot this summer. Then I went to scrape with my younger brother the next day. After shaving, my younger brother looked in the mirror and looked at the red marks all over his body, his face was tangled, and finally he said, "How can I wear a vest to meet people in the future?"
"… "
When I came home in the evening, Light Rain looked at my back, and Yoyo said, "Sure enough, I can accept whatever you become."
I thought to myself, if this can be changed back, you start to dislike it a little, what if you are really disfigured in the future
Just as I was about to ask, he sighed and said sadly, "It seems that my life is really hopeless, hehe."
I was angry and neither laughed nor laughed at his "hehe".
Listening to my younger brother talking to a friend on the phone, he was chattering in both Chinese and English, and occasionally, "U are so two!" I didn't understand it at first, but after he said it twice in a row, I realized it, I was speechless, and he went home. I just learned a phrase "You are very second!" which has been popular on the Internet recently, and it was also translated into English. Later, he seemed to be addicted to it. Except when I caught anyone who had a chance, I would go up and say something, and my boyfriend came over. As soon as he opened the door, the younger brother said cheaply, "Hi, U are so two."
The boyfriend glanced at him and replied lightly: "U too."
I can only say... Ginger is still old and spicy.
At night, my brother turned on three computers. I was stunned for a while when I saw it in the study, and I said why are you running three computers? Waste of electricity.
The younger brother said, "I'm playing games on the desktop. My little a is watching a movie. My mother said that the old laptop is too slow, and I'm helping her reload it."
Wei Yu came in and saw this scene, "What? Did the kid change his career as a hacker?"
Little brother: "I want you to take care of it!"
Wei Yu smiled: "Who cares about you, I'm just laughing at it."
"… "
A long time ago, I chatted with my friends and talked about constellations.
Girl: "Brother Gu is a Virgo right? Is it difficult?"
Me: "He's an Aries."
Girl: "Uh."
Me: "So, my boyfriend is a Gemini, and I'm a Scorpio... It doesn't seem harmonious."
Girl: "Where's the disharmony? Then what... Is there discord on the bed?"
Me: "I just got bored on Baidu, it's too funny. Excerpt: 'You (Scorpio and Gemini) are very influenced by external factors in your sexual relationship, and you are in a good mood and of course happy. Once you quarrel, sex often becomes a deal tactic, bargaining, and sometimes not handled well, can lead to Scorpio violence and addiction to narcotics, like alcohol, tobacco, etc.’ So… if sex isn’t harmonious, I might be drinking and smoking, plus domestic violence??”
Girl: "Pfft haha. I sympathize with Xu Shao... Hahahahaha."
I Khan: "Smoking and drinking, plus domestic violence... I feel like a gangster elder sister is taking care of a little white face."
Girl: "That's good, big gang sister big VS little white face, let's write this type of article in the future!"
I was silent for a long time.
Then I accidentally saw that the pair with Gemini is... Aries.
After reading it, I laughed and said: "This is even more funny!" Aries (little brother) and Gemini (Xu Shao), a very ideal couple. You who belong to the air sign Gemini and an Aries who belong to the fire sign are the same Positive constellation, the position and arrangement angle are good; the personalities and behavior patterns are also very similar, it is easy to appreciate and attract each other. Sheep seeks innovation and changes, does not stick to small details, and does not stick to principles, which is quite suitable for Gemini's taste , each other can inspire new things. But if the twins jump too fast in thinking, let the sheep catch up hard, and it is easy to make him an active volcano.'”
Girl: "Pfft... So they are still a couple?"
Me: "'Aries and Gemini will fall in love at first sight and fall in love immediately. They don't even think about the future, and they don't bother to speculate on whether the end of the relationship will be happy or heartbreaking.' It turns out that they are a couple, but I'm the eldest sister of the underworld... It is estimated that I will be destroyed in the end."
Girl: "It's too fun, it can't be done! They are Xiaogong and Xiaoshou! Then you are the evil force to stop them! The underworld elder sister will be violent if she can't get Xiaogong!"
I:"… "
The girl has been very happy with YY, "What candle leather whip little bell..."
Me: "I see, I'd better fulfill them. Why don't I grab the territory and start a business myself."
The girl laughed.
Later, Xu Weiyu saw this passage and asked, "Is your boyfriend Gemini?"
I wonder: "Aren't you Gemini?" The personality is so polarized.
Wei Yu took a deep breath and said word by word: "I, yes, virgin, female!"
"… "
Well, someone and someone is a very ideal couple and it really can only rely on YY.
The younger brother knocked on my door in the middle of the night, opened it slightly, probed in and pressed his voice and asked me, "Sister, I'm going downstairs, do you want to bring something for you?"
I asked vaguely, "What?"
"food."
"… what time is it now?"
"Morning."
"...No need." He tilted his head and fell back asleep.
Next to Xu Weiyu was also woken up, and said depressedly, "Is this kid still sleepwalking on purpose?"
After about two minutes, a hand crawled over my waist... I opened my eyes and pulled the hand away, "What are you doing?"
Wei Yu smiled in the quilt, "Sleepwalking." Then he said seriously: "Qingxi, you can't interrupt a person when he is sleepwalking alone!"
"… "
Xu Weiyu went south, and my mother went to her hometown.
For dinner, my brother and I sat at the table.
Younger brother: "Sister, there should be no one in Jiangsu and Zhejiang who have a more difficult life than us, right?"
Me: "Huh?"
The younger brother said sadly: "We have white porridge with pickles in the morning, white porridge with fermented bean curd at noon, and white porridge with soy sauce in the evening..."
I am also sad.
It is inconvenient to go out without a car, plus the weather is bad and I am too lazy to go out. Then, it became the current situation.
This tells us that we must keep someone who can cook in our family~ Otherwise, the rest will be miserable.
The next day, my little brother and I finally couldn't stand the white porridge and noodles, so we went out to eat, and bought by the way.
While waiting for the bus, it was terribly hot, but the bus never came, and I only saw private cars whizzing past.
Little brother: "Sister, can you stretch your legs outside?"
I:"… "
Younger brother: "It works very well in country Y."
Me: "...This is China." Stretching out will only be watched by people.
In the evening, my younger brother was playing on the computer and suddenly ran over and said, "Sister, there is turmoil in the UK!"
I said oh. Seeing him very happy, I said, "What's your mentality?"
The younger brother walked back while rubbing his hands, smiling very implicitly, "I don't know if our school will extend the holiday, hehe, hehe..."
I called him back and said, "A sister just saw the news and asked me if you're back to school? I care about you very much."
When the younger brother heard that a beautiful woman asked him, he immediately said, "Really? Who?"
"My sister also said that she dreamed of you last night."
The younger brother was shy, "Is it true or false?"
Seriously, I said, "But you're too young for her to like you."
The younger brother was stunned for a moment, then twisted back to the study, "I still dream of someone else..."
One day, I suddenly remembered and asked my younger brother about his grades this year, and he replied: All grades are floating clouds, the emphasis is on participation!
"… "
It was still half a month before my younger brother left school, but my father urged him, so he went to the UK early.
A quarter of an hour before I took the car to the airport, my younger brother was still sitting in front of the computer playing a gun game. At that time, he was wearing a headset, his feet were on his feet, and he shouted, "Are you a fool? (are u stupid?) to fire. Ah! (fire!) Young Master is out of time! (no time!)"
"… "
Wei Yu shook his head and said, "It's really a talented person in the country."
After that, the airport.
Before boarding the plane, the younger brother said to us with a tragic expression: "I'm going! After half a year, I'm still a good guy!!"
How reluctant this kid is to go back to school.