Xu Weiyu's identity is generally a soldier, but a research type.
After my brother went back to school, I cleared it all at once (my mother went with it).
Light Rain called me at noon and asked, "Why?"
I said, "Just about to take a lunch break. How about you?" I took a week off with a foot injury.
Miyu: "It's a meeting."
I sweat, "Then you still call me?"
He said, "Intermission. Chat with me." Then Wei Yu started to say that the meeting is the most boring, balabala, and finally said that I have watched the participants today and I am the most handsome! "
I was completely speechless when I heard the last sentence, and said, "You are thinking about this kind of thing in a meeting?"
He chuckled, "No, I have other things on my mind." (The tone is meaningful.)
"..." I really don't want to think about it again = =
He was still talking nonsense, but someone seemed to be calling him over there, "Xu Shao, come in, who are you calling? Laugh like this!"
"Tell me about something with my wife, go to the side." Wei Yu said to me, "Hey, I'm going in. Today I'm talking about the XX missile, the XXXX and XXX..."
I hurriedly said: "These are confidential, right? You can't talk about it!"
Wei Yu smiled: "It's okay, you don't understand anyway."
This... who is this
Checking the car's ticket online, there are actually two speeding tickets. Time is when I'm not there.
Wei Yu likes to drive fast (or simply doesn't drive), this "symptom" seems to be common to many boys, who like fast speed, but driving fast is worrying after all.
So he turned to talk to his boyfriend: "You have two tickets. Next time you drive fast, I'll be angry."
Wei Yu was stunned for a while, and said righteously: "I will definitely not get a ticket next time." The promise is very true.
As a result, the next day, I saw him taking a piece of paper to study. I went over to see the distribution of traffic lights in various sections of the city, as well as the placement points of all hidden speed measuring devices!
Full of black lines.
I said, "Where did you get this thing?"
Wei Yu smiled, "I took it from a buddy, my dear, I promise not to get a fine in the future."
This... is completely putting the cart before the horse, right? !
This gentleman has done a lot of things that put the cart before the horse. For example, when he drives at a high speed, the GPS will never stop, and he will report all the way: you are speeding, you are speeding...
Me: "Can't you just make it quieter?" I mean don't speed.
Light Rain said "Oh" and reached out to turn off the GPS.
"… "
When going out with the light rain, he sometimes wears a military uniform (when he comes directly after the conference to take people out). Usually in this case, for example, when queuing up to buy takeaway soup, someone will take the initiative to make way for him. I told him once, "You're treated like a disabled person."
He thought for a while, then pointed at me and said, "You discriminate against me!"
“…” People with disabilities are the type of people I admire the most. Their lives are far more difficult than ordinary people, and their perseverance is far more tenacious than ordinary people. I said, "I'm flattering you. You have hands and feet, but you're wearing a vest. Someone will give way to you."
Wei Yu said: "Soldiers are also very hard." Then the young master began to count the hardships of the soldiers, "The first front is the soldiers, and the most dangerous places are the soldiers. In the most dangerous places, the soldiers fight against disasters. Very likely, balabala…”
At the queue, I heard this tall and handsome guy in military uniform chatting like a grandma.
In fact, I also admire and respect Chinese soldiers very much. It's the number in front of me... After getting along for a long time, I really can't respect it. Just love it.
I'm a very bad financial person, in short, I can't save money. So often encounter penniless situations.
This time I went out for eight days. When I came back, I only had less than one hundred US dollars and less RMB. In short, there is not enough money to even call home, unless the driver is willing to accept foreign currency.
So I had to call Wei Yu, he was in the unit (I told him before I left, I will be self-reliant!) So someone Xu received the call, and when he heard Yuan Yu, he died of laughter and said, "Let you not bring I'm going, I can't come back now, hahahahahaha!"
He was still laughing when he came to pick me up, "I told you to bring a card, but you didn't."
I was depressed, "How did I know that prices in Africa are so expensive." A straw hat cost about a hundred yuan to convert into RMB, and it was blown off by the wind in the end = =!
The light rain hugged me and said as I walked, "You let me spend the Mid-Autumn Festival alone, go back and make up for me!"
I said, "I brought you a specialty."
He "tsk", "Rare."
After returning home, someone rummaged through the boxes, "Where's my specialty?"
I said you are not rare
Wei Yu: "I'll do whatever you buy. Hurry up and take it out. I'll show it at the unit tomorrow!"
"… "
I bought... a hand to be exact, a handful of sand in a small toilet water bottle that I brought with me. I thought I would be despised, but I didn't, and the next day, the young master actually went to the unit with a bottle of sand to show off. I really don't know how he told people
Wei Yu asked me to meet his colleagues. I always 'rejected' before, because I always felt that the group of people in his "unit" would not have much interaction now and in the future, and there should be no common topics. , Xu someone has said it, and I don't understand what they said.
This time, under "political" pressure, I agreed (to send a wedding invitation). But I just came back from outside, I just went back to work, and there was a lot of work, so I was busy until 6 o'clock that day and was able to leave. When I arrived at the place Miyu said, it was already half an hour late.
When I opened the box door, it was already noisy inside.
Then, I heard someone say: "Xu Shao, I hear you say that your wife is lively and lovely, and she is unparalleled! This time we can finally see it with our own eyes!"
"… "
Someone saw me opening the door.
Me: "I'm sorry, I went through the wrong door."
"… "
In the box that day, Wei Yu hugged me with a crazy smile and said, "My wife, she's rather shy!" Some of those people called me sister-in-law, some called my sister-in-law, and some directly called me a beauty. I should be ashamed. .
During the meal, someone saw Xu Weiyu grabbing the shrimp in my bowl, and couldn't help but criticize, "Master Xu, you are too immoral, you can't eat it yourself if you want to eat it, why go to your wife's bowl to grab it? ?"
Wei Yu: "You know a P! She eats it and wants to send it."
"… "
I like seafood, but I get red spots and itching when I eat seafood.
But I don’t believe in evil. It’s clear that I didn’t eat seafood when I was a child. Why do I have so many problems when I get older.
So when I go to dinner, I have to order a seafood. I want to prove that it is just an accident that I have erythema when I eat seafood. Wei Yu shook his head and sighed next to him every time, "Are you saying that you are stupid or stupid or stupid? It's obvious that every time you eat, you have to rush to find guilt." But Wei Yu also knows that I have nothing else. If he wants to eat, he is obsessed with seafood. He couldn't bear to stop it too much, so he said, "Eat it, I will take you to the hospital later."
As a result, I was not allowed to eat it today. I am depressed. Because there were outsiders around, I didn't say much, so I just said, "Just eat one, it's alright."
Wei Yu: "No, your period is coming soon."
"… "
Is this person completely not afraid of humiliation
Xu Weiyu and his brother chat about H-movies on the Internet, and they don't shy away from me.
Once his friend lost his job and said to him, "Master Xu, do you think I'm going to act in bed scenes? Will it be very profitable?"
Xu Weiyu said lightly: "You? Acting in a bed scene? Are you acting in bed?"
…
The opposite side laughed instead: "Xu Weiyu, your classmate Qingxi doesn't want you? Hahahaha is it extremely painful and haggard, wanting to take revenge on society and want to bite the bed? Hahahaha!"
Wei Yu smiled and said, "Gu Qingxi and I roll the sheets every day, you don't have a girlfriend, you only have a bed, so you still act by yourself, and go cool off!" Before waiting for the other party to reply, Xu Weiyu turned off the computer, stood up and said, "Qing Xi, roll the sheets."
"..." Should he say he's getting more and more childish or more... rascal
I saw Xu Weiyu chatting with friends online. The other party was probably hit by something, and he was a little excited.
A certain man: "Brother Yu, am I very cowardly?"
Light Rain: "Yes."
A certain man: "Special SB?"
Light Rain: "Yes."
A man: "Then what should I do?"
Light Rain: "2B continue."
"… "
(The original version of 2B continue is to be continue, which is completely meaningful after being changed by Xu Weiyu!)
When I play on the computer, Xu Weiyu usually sits on the sofa in the back.
I read the novel and he sang: "My loneliness, lost in the void, spreads like wildfire..."
I was so irritated that I watched a movie instead. He began to sing: "Do you understand, do you understand, the bitterness of my heart for a homeless child, you will not understand or understand, a homeless child also needs love..."
I glance back. He shut up. Then got up and walked out, singing softly: "I'm always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted..."
"… "
In the evening, I went to eat noodles with Wei Yu for dinner. It is a special noodle in our town. I've been to a lot of places and I've never had anything better (how popular).
It was a long row of storefronts. The decoration of each store was similar, simple and simple. The stools and chairs were more than ten years old, but they were very clean.
Most of the grandparents come here to eat. Sitting in the small shop while eating and chatting, it is very noisy but very warm.
Wei Yu and I picked a random one for five yuan for a large bowl of shredded vegetables and pork noodles.
When we were waiting, a rare young couple came.
As soon as the girl sat down, she took out a tissue from her bag and wiped the table, taking care not to touch the edge of the table with her arms. The boy asked her what she wanted, and she said, "Whatever, I can't eat much anyway." Then she took out her phone to play. When the boy went to order noodles, she called someone and said, "I fainted, and even took me to eat a bowl of noodles for a few dollars... I'll tell you later, he came over and I hung up."
I touched the light rain and asked him, "How do you feel when I treat you to noodles for five yuan?"
Someone who was also playing with his mobile phone raised his head and asked in confusion, "What do you think?" Then he was excited, his eyes brightened, and said, "Do you want me to add more ribs?"
All I can say is... It's very easy to raise, as long as you're full and occasionally throw a piece of meat!
I read this novel the day before yesterday, the male protagonist is a gangster, a very stylish gangster, I was very impressed, and after reading it, I unconsciously said: "If you find a gangster boyfriend, it's not bad. (YY) I only see him. Very cool three-and-seven-step stand, with a cigarette in his mouth, and then he raised his chin and said, 'That's my woman'."
Wei Yu: "Then I'll send him to prison."
"… Ha ha ha ha."
I don't know why every time I recall the moment when Xu Weiyu answered, I feel very happy.
When someone handed a cigarette to Wei Yu, he always said: No smoking. (Won't)
At the banquet, when someone poured wine for him during dinner, he would say: drink, thank you. (Not big on wine)
So, some people asked Xu Shao, "You old man don't smoke or drink alcohol, what are you doing?"
Master Xu said indifferently and elegantly, "I'm horny."