Interviewer: J (cough cough)
Interviewee: Xu Weiyu (hereinafter referred to as X) Gu Qingxi (hereinafter referred to as G)
1. May I ask your name
X: Xu Weiyu
G: Gu Qingxi
2. What is your age
X: 24 (annual year old without changing face)
G: 2… 6, I will listen to my sister in the future.
3. What is the gender
X: Why should I answer this
G: Female. Don't digress, what gender are you
X:…
4. What is your personality like
X: Good.
G: In general, it's okay.
5. What is the character of the other party
X: Good!
G: Generally speaking, it's okay, but sometimes it feels like a dual personality...
X: ... They are Gemini, okay
6. When did the two meet? Where
X: Where else could it be? What are you asking for
G: Just kidding, answer, when? where
X: ... Don't you know that too
G: … Forgot.
X:…
7. What is your first impression of the other person
X: It looks good.
G: He is like that.
X: Are you human
G:…
8. What do you like about each other
X: character, appearance.
G: Looking for a partner, in fact, it's not too bad.
X: I don't want to answer.
G:…
9. What do you hate about each other
X: Family first, friends second, lover third, I rely on it!
G: = =! Swearing, albeit very little.
10. Do you think you are compatible with each other
X: What
G: It's okay if you don't answer this.
X: Have a "sex"? I want to answer, what do you mean
G: = =! It's not what you thought it meant anyway.
11. How do you address each other
X: Xiaoxi.
G: Most of the time it's just by name.
12. How would you like to be called by the other party
X: Dear.
G: That's it, don't do too many tricks. Like dear or something.
X:…
13. If you use animals as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is
X: Haha cat
G: I really can't say that. Sometimes it's quite wolf, and sometimes it's quite white.
14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it
X: Do you want a present? What do you want
G: Just asking.
X:…
15. So what gift do you want
X: Wow, can I have it
G: ...just asking.
X: I'm not happy to do it.
G:…
half an hour later
16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party? What is it normally
X: Can this also be said
G: You can say.
X: ... Then I don't need it anymore. In fact, there is nothing to be dissatisfied with, hehe.
G:…
17. What is your fault
X: What kind of investigation is this?
G: loose. His is a lot of irrelevant words, and important things are not said.
X: I am... I have a strong sense of self-prevention, okay
18: What is wrong with the other party
X: (looks at G) No.
G: Yes, it's said.
X: Not really!
19. What kind of things does the other party do that will make you unhappy
X: Occasionally some things, you can say no, they are small things, I am very generous.
G: Like this time.
20. What did you do to make the other person unhappy
X: Do I have it
G: I don't know. (answer is my own)
21. How far is your relationship
X: Relationship haha.
G: Very good.
22. Where did the two first date
X: Her university.
23. How was the atmosphere at that time
X: You were late and made me wait for a long time.
G: Is there any
X: I haven't said anything.
G: ... Then why do you say it now
24. To what extent was the progress at that time
X: Had a meal, walked around the school, visited her school, the environment is not bad.
G: That's it.
25. What date places do you often go to
X: Cinema. Shall we go to dinner
G: There are questions you like later.
X: Really
26. What kind of preparations will you do for each other's birthday
X: Flowers, pajamas.
G:…
27. Which party confessed first
X: Are you actually looking for trouble
G: … When I can too.
X: A manly man, dare to act, it's me!
G:…
28. How much do you like each other
X: Haha!
G: I like it very much.
29. So do you love each other
X: Love.
G: Well.
30. What did the other party say that would make you feel wrong
X: Most of the time. Prefer not to say.
G: For example, at this time, I said I was unhappy, but I didn't want to say it.
X:…
31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do
X: Haha, you are courting death!
G: = =!
32. Can you forgive the other party's change of heart
X: What's the problem? I am not happy to answer.
G: It will be ready soon. And, inexcusable.
X:…
33. What will you do if the other party is more than 1 hour late for the date
X: Wait a minute.
G: I should have waited five minutes to read a novel on my phone without seeing anyone.
34. Which part of your partner's body do you like most
X: I like them all.
G: Pretty much the same.
35. What is the sexy expression of the other party
X: Sexy? (The tone is meaningless)
G: ... wake up in the morning.
36. When two people are together, when do you feel your heart beating the most
X: Wow. (Wow, don't say it again)
G: It came out suddenly from behind. (Actually, it's the frightened heartbeat = =!)
37. Will you lie to each other? Are you good at lying
X: Grandpa disdains to lie.
G: Well-meaning… lie, yes. It's like telling him before the interview that it's an internal investigation.
38. What do you feel happiest when doing
X: It's not enough to be together.
G: When you have someone you like by your side, everything will be fine.
39. Have you ever quarreled
X: I quarreled, what are you doing? It's all you who messed with me, okay
G: ... hey.
40. What are the quarrels
X: Small things.
G: Then you have to be noisy.
X:…
41. How to reconcile
X: It will be fine for a while.
42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation
X: I'll talk about it later.
G: I guess I can't touch it.
X: …I am not happy to do it.
G:…
43. When do you feel that you are loved
X: Haha!
G: When he smirked.
X: …
44. When did you feel that "I don't love me anymore"
X: When will it end
G: Not for now. (answer is my own)
45. What is your expression of love
X: What is the way of expressing this, naturally it's better to not love.
G: Well.
46. Which flower do you think matches the other party
X: Quite a lot.
G: Mimosa.
X:…
47. Are there things that the two of them are hiding from each other
X: No!
G: Yes.
X: What
G: They said they were hiding things.
X:…
48. Where does your inferiority complex come from
X: Hahaha!
G: It's my personality, I don't let it go.
49. Is the relationship between the two open or secret
X: what is the problem
G: Public.
50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever
X: Of course.
G: Hope.
51. Are you the attacker or the recipient
G: You don't have to answer.
52. Why was this decision made
G:…
53. Are you satisfied with the current situation
X: Satisfied.
54. Where is the first H
X: Hahahaha, did you do it on purpose? !
G: … (just following the itinerary)
55. How did you feel at that time
X: What do you mean
56. What did the other party look like at that time
X:…
57. What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night
X knocked his head on the table: I'm dead.
58. The number of H per week
X:…
59. Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week
X: Ideal? The ideal is of course once a day!
G:…
60. So what kind of H is it
X: Reality or ideal
G:…
61. Where is your most sensitive place
X: I am very sensitive.
G:…
62. The most sensitive place of the other party
X: Waist!
G: I was ticklish.
X: That's also sensitive.
63. If you use one sentence to describe the other party in H
X:…
64. Frankly speaking, do you like H
X: I like to have hair!
G:…
65. Where is H in general
X:…
66. Which H location would you like to try
X: Think-
G: Alright, next question.
67. Is the shower before or after H
Classmate X continued to smash his head on the table.
68. Is there any agreement in H
Keep knocking on the table.
69. Have you ever had a sexual relationship with someone other than your lover
X: How is that possible!
70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of "if you can't get the heart, at least get the body"
X: Support!
G:…
71, did not ask.
72. Would you feel embarrassed before H? or after
X: What's the embarrassment, lord, I-
G: ... why not continue
X: ... I will die for you to see.
73. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked H, would you
X: Courting death!
G: ... no such friends.
74. Do you think you are very good at H
X:…
75. What about the other party
X:…
76. What do you want the other person to say when you are in H
X: Before, I do!
G:…
77. What kind of expression do you prefer when the other party is H
X: You—(Continue to knock your head on the table.)
78. Do you think it’s okay to be with someone other than your lover
X: Roll.
79. Are you interested in SM
X: What
G: Nothing. If you don't know, you don't need to answer. I just wanted to test if you knew it.
X:…
80. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, what would you do
X: Ha!
81, did not ask.
82. What is more painful in H
X: I'd rather be in pain!
G:…
83. In H so far, which place made you feel most excited and anxious
X: Did you do it on purpose
84~87 skip.
88. For you, what is the ideal object "as an H object"
X: Who else could there be
89. Does the current partner meet your ideals
X: Yes, but the problem is fuck me—
G: Well, needless to say.
90. Have you used any props in H
X:…
91. When was your "first time"
X:…
92. Was the object at that time the current lover
X:…
93. Where do you like to be kissed most
X: lips.
G: The face is fine.
94. Where do you like to kiss each other the most
X: body.
G:…
95. What is the most pleasing thing to each other when H
X: ... roll.
96. What do you think about when you are H
X: Nothing!
97. The number of H in one night
X got up and went out!
98. When H, do you take off the clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take off
X turns back: Get out!
99. What is H for you
X:…
100. Please say a word to your lover.
X: Gu Qingxi, when will we wait until the first night? !