After marriage, the first thing is to count the red envelopes. Xu Weiyu opened it and counted: "1, 2, 3^9, 10, J, K, Q..." It felt a little wrong, and then heard him say, "K, A, B, C, D... O."
Then I asked him how much? Xu Weiyu: "Twenty-eight."
I was bored and went to count it again, and it turned out to be twenty-eight. Should I say that he was right or that his brain structure was different from ordinary people?
And later, he counted: "Z, Y, X, W, V..."
After a few times, it turned out to be right, Xu Weiyu glanced at me who counted the red envelopes he counted every time, and said, "You can't be wrong, with my IQ, how can the monotonous number method like 123 satisfy me? !"
Did this guy kill a lot of people in one sentence? including me.
After I came back from the honeymoon, I started to get busy, writing reports, all kinds of troubles, and I was there and said in distress: "Forget it." Xu Weiyu heard this and ran up immediately, "Darling, do you want me to help? "I was silent for a long time, and sure enough, after marriage, love is gone?
Then I wrote the report, and he lifted weights with a pair of small dumbbells in the back, "Dear, take a look at my muscles."
I didn't look back: "Busy. Can you go out?"
Wei Yu: "Take a look, I'll go out when I'm done."
I turned my head, "Okay, I've seen it, let's go out. Close the door, thank you."
Wei Yu: "You haven't glanced at my muscles!"
I carefully looked at the arms with the sleeves rolled up so high, "The problem is that you don't."
Xu someone finally burst out in tears.
Later, when I went out, I saw him leaning on the balcony, looking into the distance, walked behind him and asked, "What's the mood?"
"No."
"Then look back at me with a smile."
He turned his head and grinned, and I touched his face and said, "Come on, my wife invites you to dinner."
Wei Yu: "Is the report ready?"
"Um."
Wei Yu muttered: "I knew that I would always be next in line."
"Forget it."
"Let's go!"
When I came home after dinner, I saw a lame cat on the way. Xu Weiyu felt pity and said that we don’t have pets in our house, so let’s keep it. I said, "Then you have to take it to check on its body first." So at night, the two foolishly wrapped the cat in a scarf and carried it to the hospital.
As a result, the doctor of the pet store said: "This cat is very old, and has severe liver disease, and he will not live for a few days. It is actually quite painful now. If you want, let it be euthanized. This is the best for it. it is good."
Wei Yu scolded people on the spot after hearing this. The grey-white cat watched us meow and meow from the countertop. Finally cleaned it and took it home in the light rain.
The old cat died not long after. Miyu was sad about this for a long time.
He is actually much more sensitive than I am.
I went to other cities to watch exhibitions on weekends. It didn’t take long after I got off the expressway, and I couldn’t find the way. The light rain was very embarrassing. Finally, I asked the police uncle. Where to go, before the police can speak, Miyu stretched out his hand and waved to the person in the car proudly: "Go to XX? Go with buddy!"
That tone, gesture, expression, as if he is a local snake here, all kinds of familiar.
Then he drove for a while, and he didn't recognize him again.
The car in the back came up, and the driver waved his hand, "I know the car in the back, let's go with my buddy!"
When we arrived at the destination, there were a lot of people, and it was difficult to find a parking space. It was difficult to find a very narrow seat. Xu Weiyu's microscopic driving skills were not good, so I asked him to come down and stop.
The person who charged the fee said, "It seems that lesbians have better skills."
Wei Yu said proudly: "She went to school when she was an adult, isn't she awesome?"
The toll collector asked, "The couple?"
Wei Yu: "Just married."
I parked the car and got off, and the man said to me, "You guys are really nice, have a good life."
I later asked Miyu what nonsense was being spoken to.
Wei Yu: "Why don't you just tell him that I've been chasing you for years, and finally got married after all the hard work."
"How can you talk to anyone?"
"I am approachable and humble."
While pulling and entering the hall, Miyu took my hand and said, "There are too many people, don't lose it."
From the exhibition to the afternoon, I came out to find a place to eat, and various restaurants were crowded.
Xu Weiyu was most afraid of noisy meals, "Come on, let's drive to a far place to eat?"
As a result, when I walked to the side of the car, I saw a pink A4 paper clipped on the wiper, and wrote: Happy honeymoon! XX people welcome you.
The light rain sprayed on the spot, and I couldn't help laughing and laughing, how boring and... how loving this uncle who charges.