Full Of My Love To You

Chapter 19: There are many disagreements in daily life after marriage

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The only difference between before and after marriage is that Xu Weiyu: "My wife, cook for me, it's a legal request!"

"Buy me a piece of clothes, dear, there are no more beautiful clothes to wear, it's a legal requirement!"

"Woman, watch a movie tonight, it's a legal request."

"Qingxi, sing me a love song, legal request, legal request!"

I've held back my desire to get rid of him illegally many times...

"Can you stop for a while?"

"No, my series of requests are all protected by the Marriage Law of the People's Republic of China."

I sneered, "Marriage Law isn't that boring, and you can buy clothes and watch movies."

When he walked away silently, he said: "Article 3 of the "Marriage Law" prohibits domestic cold violence, and prohibits abuse and abandonment among family members..."

I can't laugh or cry.

Playing games with Xu Weiyu, I played Lolita, let him take him, he accepted me as his apprentice, and after two months of playing, he said that he wanted to terminate the relationship between master and apprentice.

Loli: Can I ask why

Youth: I don't want to be called incest.

Loli: …

After the teacher-disciple relationship was dissolved, the final wedding was not completed. Because the system prompts again that Loli's character is not allowed to marry.

The light rain almost came out with a mouthful of blood!

Going out, driving on the road, and seeing a sharp sports car, I glanced at it curiously, and the person in the passenger seat said seriously: "Look at the license plate number, and tell you, there is a group of people in our city who eat, drink, prostitute, and gamble. The useless scumbags who only cause trouble are the rich second-generation scumbags who lend usurious loans. The license plates are a series of 777s. Do you think this series of people are stupid? Well, the point is, don't show me too much. Now, just look at me, the incarnation of justice and handsomeness!"

This guy solved a bunch of people with one stick, and in the end he didn't forget to praise himself.

Going shopping with Xu Weiyu is actually a very tiring thing. Because the two have different tastes, they often argue over a piece of clothing or a pair of shoes. Wei Yu: "Will I look good in this dress?" Me: "Like a ruffian." Floral shirts are really not for everyone, big brother.

Wei Yu: "This dress is beautiful, dear, you can try it." Me: "Unless I die."

Me: "Are you going to wear that black suit?" Wei Yu: "It's like a funeral."

So, I rarely go shopping with him. My friend said, "It's a miracle that the two of you can look at each other." I also deeply feel that it is.

At work, I chatted with Xu Weiyu on QQ, and it was too fast: Do you do it

Light rain: broad daylight? ! With a twisted expression.

Me: I just made a typo, is it there

After a while, he sent back: dead! With an expression of falling to the ground and vomiting blood.

Me: Ask you, what do we give to our friend's child's full moon

Rain: Money

Me: … In addition to money, what else can I send

Drizzle: Gold and silver jewelry

Me: Makes sense.

Rain: Computer and mobile phone

Me: Forget it, I asked the wrong person.

Wei Yu: Don't go, guest officer, let's talk again!

Me: Are you busy

Miyu: Today's work is all done.

Me: Then read more books, improve your sentiment and self-cultivation, and don’t make yourself look so worldly.

Light Rain:…

My colleague will ask me to help me buy things online. My card has not been opened for online banking, but Xu Weiyu has an open card, so I have been using his card to buy things. This resulted in frequent text messages on his cell phone of how much he was paying. Once, just after buying for a colleague and receiving the cash from the colleague, I received a call from him and said, "Woman, you can't always cash out like this. If you want money, just tell me directly."

"… "

I took a walk after dinner. While walking, Xu Weiyu whispered softly behind me: "I put my phone in your bag." Then he groped to open my messenger bag behind me, but was stopped by the uncle who came by next to me. , "Steal something!"

Xu Weiyu turned his head with a tangled face, "I'll put something, uncle."

I don't know why I burst out laughing.

The uncle walked away embarrassedly, and I said to the person behind me, "Is it because your actions are too clumsy? That's why you are misunderstood."

"How is that possible? How upright I am."

"Did not see it."

"That's because you didn't pay attention."

I said to my heart, look at it carefully, then you are a complete little ruffian, that character...

After taking a walk and watching the aunties dancing in the square, a beautiful woman came to ask Miyu enchantingly: "Handsome guy, can you borrow your mobile phone and let me get on the phone?"

Wei Yu turned his head, "One, if you want my number to contact your relationship, beauty, I'm sure I won't give it, my wife will stand by. Two, if you want to cheat, then I'm a policeman."

The beauty left decisively.

I leaned over and asked Xu Weiyu, "Are you a policeman?"

"I played a little edge ball."

I said, "Why don't you get in touch with beautiful women?"

"I'm afraid of my wife."

"… "

It didn't take long for Wei Yu to see the aunts' dance was very simple, so he said, "I'll go up and jump down as well."

"Don't be ashamed."

"How come, this is so easy to see, look at me!" Then he ran over to the back of the line and started to dance with them.

It really did, barely able to keep up.

But a big man, wearing a woolen trench coat, twisted among a group of aunts, he stood out from the crowd. I couldn't even look directly, and waved to him, "You can come back."

"Wife, come here too!"

"Let's go quickly, and I have to go to the fruit supermarket to buy fruit."

After finally persuading him to come back, he said to me, "The aunt in front of me told me that I danced very well, and she asked me to come back tomorrow."

Me: "Then you can come by yourself tomorrow."

When I got to the fruit shop, Xu Xian chose to pick the most expensive ones, cherry snow lotus or something. I told him, "These taste similar to apples and oranges, and their nutritional value is similar."

"But obviously cherries look good."

"Are you buying to eat or watch?"

"First look at eating, and then, women eat cherries, nourishing blood, nourishing beauty and detoxification, you see, all I think about is you."

"… "

Someone called in the middle of the night, he picked up, the male voice, not Chinese, I didn't understand, I saw that it was Xu Weiyu's cell phone, so I woke him up and gave him the phone, he hung up after a few words, I asked: " What is that guy talking about?"

Wei Yu: "I didn't understand. I asked him to speak English, but when I saw the time, I asked him to call again after ten hours. People who don't learn the world's time zones are the most unpleasant! Isn't it?"

Me: "Can't you turn off the phone when you sleep?"

Wei Yu: "I'm afraid someone will find me."

"… "

After sleeping for a while, he posted it and said, "Come here once in the middle of the night when the night is quiet and the moon is dark and the wind is high?"

"Sleepy."

"Do it and wake up."

"Sleep less and doze off during the day tomorrow."

"Take a day off tomorrow."

"'You want to make your mind faint' is a no-brainer."

"Want to have."

"… "