As soon as I opened the door of the study, I heard Xu Weiyu arguing with my younger brother... via video.
Wei Yu: "I had a flat head when I was in high school. If I have a confident natural beauty, even if I have a flat head cut, I will still be a handsome guy. You have a haircut that can't see the teeth but not the eyes. It's like a little boy in a hair salon."
Little brother: "My head is fifty pounds!"
"Well, your head alone is worth fifty pounds."
"What do you mean?"
"Why do you want me to repeat over and over that your head is only worth fifty?"
"I don't want to talk to you anymore, you ask my sister to listen! Where is my sister? Why do you keep using her computer! Let my sister tell me! You go to hell!"
I:"… "
Wei Yu turned back and said to me, "Why does your brother keep scolding people?"
Me: "No way, the tutoring is not good."
Wei Yu: "How can he, he didn't learn well himself!"
The younger brother called "sister" over there, and I went over and asked him, "What's the matter?"
Little brother: "I'll go home in two days. Do I want to bring you anything? Sister."
Wei Yu: "I will come to realize your sister's wish. You don't need to meddle with your own business. You can stay where it is cool."
Younger brother: "You can't stay where it's cool! No, stay where you're hot. It'll kill you. It's better to steam you into a roast suckling pig!"
Wei Yu: "Even if it's cooked, the breed is not a pig. This is a matter of common sense. Have you graduated from elementary school?"
Little brother: "You just didn't graduate from elementary school!"
Me: "Can you two just stop for a while?"
Wei Yu He He Le, "It's fun."
Little brother: "Shameless!"
Me: "Okay, you two continue to love each other, I went outside to watch TV."
The young couple: "..."
The younger brother has a good relationship with his cousin, who is two years older than him. Every time he goes home, the two of them get together. Once I walked by and saw my cousin patted his head with a smile like "you know". As a result, the younger brother came: "If you have something to say, just say it, my forehead is not a Touch Screen!"
My cousin said furtively, "Didn't I ask you to bring me something like that?"
Little brother: "What?"
"Tsk, that thing."
"Prohibited items? Do you think I can take them on the plane? Brother."
I asked aloud, "What to bring?"
"No, no, no! Cousin, Zi Hao and I went out to play ball. I'll have dinner later."
The brother outside the door whispered to the younger brother: "What prohibited item? Is an apple a prohibited item?! You were almost killed by you, your brother-in-law is a policeman."
Younger brother: "Police shit!" I can't hear it later, but I can imagine it's definitely not a good word.
The younger brother just learned to drive. When he went out, the younger brother drove, but he did not drive ten meters. It was raining lightly: "Right lane, drive in the right lane!"
Little brother: "You're so noisy!"
"You're not wrong, of course I won't quarrel, who made you so stupid."
"I always drive to the left outside, and you are stupid!"
"Don't scold people if you can't say anything, you have no taste, look at the front."
After fifty meters, it was raining lightly: "Big sister, right lane!"
Little brother: "Sister your sister!"
Me: "..." This relationship is complicated.
The younger brother shouted to me: "Sister, please shut him up, it's annoying!"
Me: "I'm used to it."
The two men: "… "
The mother bought a puppy to keep, and the younger brother loves pets very much, and he always has all kinds of pets when he comes home. When I got up in the morning and passed by his room, the door was open, and I saw him communicating with the puppy, "May I help you?... No? OK, Can you help me?" Dressing...
My younger brother stayed at home during the summer vacation and played games whenever he was free, so my mother asked me, "Is he still saved?"
Before I said it, in the open study room, the younger brother shouted, "I know what I have in mind, so don't worry!"
Later I asked him, "What number do you have?"
Little brother: "Learn to grasp with both hands in the game, and both hands must be hard."
"… "
In the evening, I went to walk the dog with my younger brother, and he communicated with the dog all the way, "Are you full for dinner?"
Dog: "Wow."
"You're not full, then why don't you eat when I tell you to eat more? It's hard for me to do it every time I tell you not to ask again!"
I already laughed out loud.
The younger brother continued: "As long as you mix well with me, there will be times when you will develop."
Dog: "Wow!"
Younger brother: "That's right! Call me the boss."
Dog: "Wow."
Little brother: "Okay! I'll teach you how to play games later."
Dog: "Woooooooooo!"
I:"… "
The younger brother was chatting with his friend. I stood behind him and watched for a while, and then I saw what he was saying: You mum's (I later learned it was: your mother) balabala (full English). Then the other party sent: it should be your mum...
Younger brother: "Cultural differences are the most annoying thing!"
I went up to pat him on the head, "Be careful when you speak."
The younger brother turned back: "Sister, I am the most civilized person in our class."
"Do not believe."
"Really, I never say fuck, I just say shit."
I am speechless, half a catty eighty-two.
Going to the supermarket with my younger brother and Xu Weiyu, although the number of times is very small, every time Oh City is thrilling.
Light Rain: "You push the cart."
Younger brother: "You see, sir, do you think I am the material for the cart?"
Wei Yu: "That's right, well, then you can get in the car."
Little brother: "You go to die!"
I pushed the car and left first.
Buying fruit, the younger brother: "Summer has the most seasonal fruit, sister, shall we buy more?"
Wei Yu: "Those who don't have to pay for themselves just stand and talk without backache."
Little brother: "I asked my sister to pay, but not you, why are you talking so much!"
Wei Yu: "My sister and I are now legal husband and wife and share property."
Little brother: "I'm my sister's legal brother! Go to hell!"
Wei Yu: "Why do you let me die every time, can you be a little new?"
Little brother: "Sister!!"
I'm busy picking apples.
Buy aquatic products, light rain: "Qingxi, buy shrimp, I want to eat."
Younger brother: "I don't want to eat seafood, I want to get acne."
Wei Yu: "It's none of my business that you get pimples."
Little brother: "I didn't tell you! Sister, I don't want to eat seafood."
Light Rain: "I want to eat!"
Me: "Buy one portion of seafood and one portion of beef, you can eat your own, right?"
The younger brother and Xu Weiyu almost said in unison, "OK, you have to make things so complicated!"
Buy daily necessities, light rain: "Have you run out of shampoo, buy some?"
Little brother: "I only use XXX brand."
Wei Yu: "You don't live in my house, it doesn't matter what brand you use, and I won't buy it for you if you live in my house."
Younger brother: "I told my sister, what are you talking about!" Another quarrel.
Having said that, it is a miracle to have endless words, right
My younger brother was at home (where my parents lived), and suddenly wanted to raise goldfish. I was not there that day, and there was light rain, so he reluctantly let light rain bring him five when he went out, and gave the money to Wei first in a very "public and private" way. rain.
As a result, when I got home that day, I heard my younger brother say, "Losing money!"
It turned out that the light rain brought the fish home and two died on the way.
Younger brother: "I lost money, I'm dead!"
Wei Yu said lightly: "Investment is risky."
Little brother: "… "
The other three younger brothers were raised in the fish tank, and the two arowana fish of their parents were raised. Then, the three little goldfish were eaten by the arowana within five minutes.
Wei Yu: "I've never seen such a fool before. Don't you know that big fish eat small fish?"
The younger brother is going crazy, "I asked you to buy me a fish tank, and you said that it would be fine to keep it in a big tank, and it would be easier to live together!"
Wei Yu: "You can believe whatever you say? I remember I also said that the arowana was in the same era as the dinosaurs, the earth's environment was good and bad, and even the dinosaurs were not able to thrive all the time, and they became extinct. Living, you can see how awesome this creature is, and you put the weak little goldfish in their mouths, it was your naivety that killed the little goldfish, it's too cruel."
"Go to hell!!" The younger brother slammed into the room and knocked on the door loudly!
I looked at Xu Weiyu, Weiyu smiled, "I bought him a fish tank, but it broke on the road, so I went to look for the bag, and after 50 meters, I got a nylon bag in a small shop, filled it with water, and came back. Two have died."
Is this... silent love
The next day, Wei Yu bought another goldfish for my younger brother, with a fish tank attached, "The money is not for you, just call my brother-in-law."
Little brother: "Go away!"
Light Rain: "This child."
The younger brother is driving, but the delivery is still not fast. Xu Weiyu still talks a lot about this. He sat in the back and said, "I can ride a bicycle faster than this speed."
Younger brother: "Then you go down and ride a bicycle, and you are not allowed to sit!"
"Then there must be a bicycle. Besides, I'm lying down, not sitting."
The younger brother cursed: "Boring!"
Xu Weiyu: "Diaoyou can also pull English, and my wife asks for a translation."
Really powerless.
Xu Weiyu: "Gu Zihao, your name has nothing to do with your sister's! Is it because you were very purple when you were born? Then the east wind is mighty? You were born in spring?"
Younger brother: "You are so talented!"
Wei Yu: "You have to call me when I talk to you. What kind of breed are you?"
Me: "Remind me, I'm with his parents."
Wei Yu: "A good bamboo will also be a bad one."
Little brother: "You are the evil shooter!"
Me: "Little brother, drive well, Xu Weiyu, don't say a few words."
Wei Yu: "If you don't speak, then I'll sing? What does Zi MM want to hear?"
Noisy all the way to the place to eat.
As soon as I sat down, Miyu ordered food, my brother's phone rang, and he picked it up, all in English, the waiter next to him took a second glance, Miyu said, "Don't look at it, it's the virtue of those who have been abroad."
The younger brother hung up the phone and scolded him, "My friend doesn't understand Chinese, and haven't you been to Germany to study? Hmph, Germany, Hitler's hometown, I despise him."
Wei Yu looked at his younger brother and shook his head, "It's terrible to have no culture. Hitler's hometown is not Germany, he was born in Austria."
Little brother: "… "
Me: "..." was popularized.
I was abruptly won a municipal award in the summer... Then before I went to receive the award, I heard my younger brother ask Xu Weiyu: "What award did my sister win, don't you express it?"
Wei Yu: "I expressed it forcefully last night, but you didn't see it."
Me: "..." Don't be so ambiguous, okay? You just sang a song last night!
Summer is over and my little brother is back to school.
Xu Weiyu and his younger brother were still fighting at a distance. I am the communicator.
The younger brother's recent evaluation of Xu Weiyu is: a wicked and crooked face with a righteous face.
I relayed it, and Wei Yu sneered after hearing it: "If you can't beat it, then maliciously slander it, idiot."
After the younger brother heard this, he snorted coldly: "Bullying the small with the big one is a hero of Mao!"
After Wei Yuting, he sneered: "How many times have I said that, I have never been a hero."
After hearing this, the younger brother cursed: "Let him die!"
After Wei Yuting, he sneered: "Tsk, curses are the worst."
Fortunately, these two do not live together, otherwise it is extremely possible to fight every day and every three days.
Also, am I a bit of a "bad guy"