1. Hang out with friends
At that time, when I was in high school, this friend also had a very hot personality, but he was well-behaved. He took a bus to a scenic spot. The bus was crowded with many people. His friend was trampled on his feet and blurted out: "Who is responsible!"
Turning his head and seeing a man, his friend said, "I'll let you step on it again, when I didn't say anything in front of me." As a result, the sturdy man said softly, "I don't want to."
Friends are messed up.
When we got out of the car, the hunk got down too, and shouted at my friend, "Beauty, do you have any contact information?"
The friend didn't look back, raised his hand to compare the middle finger.
From behind: "1, then what?!"
This time, my friends and I were speechless.
The two ran, laughing as they ran, and ran to the foot of the hill to be climbed. When they turned around, they didn't see each other following. The friend said, "I'm scared to death, so tall."
"I guess it's a joke."
"Better, I don't like this type, I like your Xu Weiyu's type, bookish."
"..." I, who already knew someone very well, deeply felt that the bookishness was too inconsistent with Xu Weiyu.
After playing, I took the car to go home. When I got off the car, I saw Miyu sitting by the flower bed in front of my house, researching with a cigarette in hand.
I walked over and said, "You smoke?"
He jumped up, "Wow, I'm scared to death! I don't smoke. When the cram school came out, I just figured out who gave it to me. By the way, where are you going to play at home if you don't make up classes today?"
I said I went to a nearby town to climb a mountain with so-and-so.
He squeezed the cigarette and said, "You are really free, I'm almost dead. Do you want to take you to dinner later? Eat rice noodles?"
"I'm going to the country tonight."
"Tsk, I'm bored, then I'll go." He threw the wrinkled cigarette into the soil of the flowerbed and said, "See you at school tomorrow." gone. "
Then I just watched him drag his feet away.
At that time, just after the liberal arts were divided into classes, after thinking about it, I still followed.
2. Tour the mountains and water with the group
In the summer, I went with a couple into the mountains with a couple of friends.
After a three-hour drive, the couple and friends had been sitting in the back and talking sweetly, the man said, "Are you hungry? Do you want some snacks? Are you thirsty? Do you want a drink? Oh, you can get the sun by the window seat, and I will help you. Block it, darling. Sleep on my shoulder when you want to sleep, darling."
On my side, the man next to me said, "I'm so hungry, my wife took some snacks out of my bag and gave me something to eat. I'm dying of thirst, where have you put your water? Quickly help me find it. Hey, why is the sun so hot? , wife, lend me your hat? Honey, I'm sleepy, let me go down... "
Along the way, I have been thinking deeply, did I love the wrong person
At the destination, a group of people got off the bus one after another, and I pushed the head of the person next to me, "Arrived, get up quickly."
Xu Weiyu opened her eyes and said, "I feel so tired, please help me."
Resolutely dropped the person and got out of the car. He got down, wearing my cool hat with ribbons, looked up at the sky and said, "I feel like I'm going to be melted." I couldn't help laughing.
After playing for two hours, the tour group arranged to have lunch.
He ate very vegetarian, and the rice was not white. Xu Weiyu, who had always been picky about his appetite, said there: "The food is too bad, I can't eat it, so I still don't eat it." The gay man among the couples and friends next to him said, "Brother, Are you full from snacks? I see that you are eating all the way."
Wei Yu: "I envy that I have a wife to feed and just say it."
Gay man: "Naked little white face, I strongly despise you!"
Wei Yu laughed loudly, "The face of jealousy is really ugly."
After staying at the hotel in the evening, a friend and his wife came to play poker with us, so the four of them went to the restaurant downstairs to play poker.
In the card, Wei Yu: "Wife, let me pass, let me pass."
Me: "I'm sorry, I'm your enemy."
Wei Yu: "It's not ours to win the money."
The gay man said to his wife, "Honey, all my money is yours."
The wife of the other party said: "Wait until you have money."
Gay man: "… "
Wei Yu: "Pfft, beauty, you are sharp!"
This girl is cute.
After returning from the trip, Xu Weiyu ran over after taking a shower, "I don't dare to mess around outside, I'm at home, dear, come here once, but I'm suffocated to death."
I was sorting the clothes the two of them had changed into the washing machine, pushed him away and said, "Don't mess with you."
"What's the nonsense, let's be serious, come on baby!" Then he started to undress and threw it on the ground decisively.
Why do I look at this move so hot? … the voice of the person responsible for the laundry at home.
3. Self-guided tour with Xu Weiyu
Arrived at the destination, stayed at the hotel, the landline rang before going to bed, Miyu pressed the speakerphone button, and heard a female voice say, "Do you need any service?"
Wei Yu: "What service?"
The other party: "Any service is available."
Wei Yu: "Can you deliver takeout?"
The other party obviously stopped for a while, and then said, "You can only order people."
Wei Yu: "Forget it, I have a very bad stomach. I guess I'll just burp when I eat it outside."
The other party hung up the phone neatly.
I was lying on the other side watching TV, turned to him and asked, "Would you like to try it when I'm not here?"
Wei Yu: "I won't even tell this joke when you're not here. How about it, do you think your husband is getting more and more fun at me?"
"You can play tricks, right?"
"That's not going to be a gun." He threw a wink and jumped up and started undressing, "A real gun?"
"… "
While traveling abroad, I went to a small shop to buy water. The shop was opened by a white-haired old lady. When paying, she asked us, "Aren't you locals?"
Wei Yu was surprised: "How do you know?"
The old lady smiled smugly and said, "I didn't know it at first. When I asked this, I knew it when you said it."
It was probably boring for the old lady to open a shop here alone, so she would make a joke when she arrested someone. Wei Yu admired her: "You should go to trial the prisoner, and you can escape the truth in two sentences!"
"Haha, I don't know how to judge prisoners, so I can only open a shop."
When we were leaving, the old lady was humming a song, her voice was quiet, but her words were in a melodious tone, which made people feel good. Miyu said it was Kunqu Opera.
After walking about ten meters, Xiao Yu said: "When we are old, we will also go to the reclusive small market and open a small shop. You like to eat fruit. Let's open a fruit shop. I look up and ask you, 'Old lady, where is the watermelon? Ah?' You said, 'Under that box of plums, old man.' Then we sang, drank tea, watched the sunrise and so on at sunset, and finally walked into reincarnation hand in hand, waiting for the next life to meet again under the melon field. "
"..." You must have made a belly draft, right