There are no couples in this world who do not quarrel, and Xu Weiyu and I are certainly not an exception.
The first time I quarreled with him was when I wrote about the separation of arts and sciences in high school. He was so angry that he ignored me for several days. Putting his face on his face, anyone who touches him loses his temper.
It was cold for a few days, and I saw him sitting in the cafeteria eating at noon that day. I thought it was really uncomfortable to be so stiff, so I would just die early and give birth earlier, so I told my classmates that I would go there to eat. A few friends also secretly encouraged: "Actually, Qingxi, your family Xu Weiyu is very pleasing. If you play a little coquettish with him, he will be docile if he promises, and then every day Qingxi grows and Qingxi is short."
I said to myself: he is stubborn and unmatched.
When I passed, he saw me and turned his head away. I felt a little cold in my heart, and I was also a little angry. For the first time, I thought stupidly, if you want to have a cold war, just do it. I will definitely be colder than you.
After standing for half a minute, he was about to take the dinner plate and walk away, when he heard him scolding: "What are you going to do, sit down for me!"
"… "
I take one small step, he takes one giant leap, and it will always be okay in the end.
The second quarrel was in college, sophomore year.
He came to see me, I was busy taking the sixth grade test at that time, and he said, I "oh oh" and I took care of it. I don't remember the exact time of his coming. I subconsciously thought that he would come back after I finished the test.
The day before the exam, that is, the day he came, I was too lazy to rush to the phone when my mobile phone was out of power, and read the book wholeheartedly. He couldn't find me that day, anxious and angry. And he didn't know which bedroom I was staying in at the time.
When I came back from the library in the evening, I saw someone standing there with a long face at the fountain and flower bed, and my heart sank.
First, it was an accident. I opened my eyes wide and looked at it for a while before I was sure it was him. Second, looking at his face, he should not be so angry anymore.
When he saw me, he was stunned, and immediately rushed over, Pi Tou said, "Did you do this on purpose? Ah, shut down all day! I thought something happened to you! Oh, no, how could you have an accident? , even if I wait to die, you will still have a good life!" That's about it, there are a few sentences in the middle that say that your feet are about to break, in short, there are grievances, and even more anger.
And when I was scolded by him, my head was buzzing, and then I wanted to cry.
Wei Yu frowned immediately, and said with a slow sigh, "Gu Qingxi, why are you crying? I want to cry, okay?"
It made him wait so long and guilty before his eyes turned red.
Today's quarrels are basically thunder and rain, as follows:
In the morning, I asked Xu Weiyu to have breakfast. I called him twice and didn't respond, so I ran to the room and asked him. He rolled in a quilt and said, "Bring it here."
I couldn't help sneering, "Then you should be hungry."
Basically, I go back to the flower and bird market after breakfast on weekends, and my hobby has always been biased towards the elderly.
After I bought some hibiscus seeds from the flower and bird market, I saw Xu Weiyu playing basketball with others on the basketball court in the community. She was wearing a vest in late autumn.
When he saw me, he ran over, and as soon as he got up, he said, "I'm hungry."
I couldn't help but sneer again, well, I'm like a sneer, and I said, "Then go to bed and lie down, I'll bring it to you."
someone: "… "
What, lazy people need to be punished.
Or simply vexatious, as follows:
A male friend whom I haven't contacted for a long time chatted with me for a while and asked if I was married? Does the object already exist? Can you think about me
After Xu Weiyu heard it, he said leisurely, "I want to kill him all over the house."
"He just asked casually."
Wei Yu: "I'll just say it casually."
Then the two of them had dinner normally, and after dinner he asked me, "What's that kid's name and where is he now?"
"I don't know, I don't know him well either."
"Always know the name"
"Looks like the last name is Yang. Why do you have to remind me of him clearly?"
"… "
And as follows:
It is also a common problem for women to say that "inquiring about the truth but not being able to stand the truth" is a common problem for women.
I said to Xu Weiyu, "If one day you betray our marriage, then please confess to me consciously, and then I will beat you up and break up and never see you again."
Wei Yu looked at me for a long time and said, "If one day you betray our marriage, please consciously confess to me... I will die in front of you and never see you again."
Well, you are cruel.
After this conversation, he went online again.
I went in to get the book, walked around behind him, and he said, "I see you in the reflection of the screen, make a face at me, hum."
Me: "I'm just making an assumption, you can't be angry about it, right?"
Wei Yu: "I'm not angry, I just feel unhappy." "Unhappy" is emphasized.
Me: "Then I apologize?"
Light Rain: "Meat Compensation!"
I tapped his forehead directly on the table.
He laughed, "Come on, let it go, ouch, my neck is crooked!"
After I let go, he rubbed his neck there, and the tribunal looked at me and said resentfully, "You are the one who takes your neck out and takes it out to shame."
Me: "Then don't take it out, the red flag at home doesn't fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside."
Light Rain: "If you are not afraid of death, just float me."
Me: "I'm afraid. Okay, let's play, I'm going to take a shower."
"Take a shower? I also take a bath!"
"Then you wash it off first, I'll play with the computer."
"Why do you have to divide the labor, work together, male and female partners, work is not tired!"
"… "
And then as follows:
When creating a new document, the system automatically pops out of the online template popular recommendation when it is opened. The number one download is actually "Divorce Agreement", and the number of downloads has reached more than 600,000.
So I was curious, downloaded the Divorce Agreement, opened it, the first point: both men and women divorced voluntarily, the second point: property disposal, the third point: debt disposal, and finally, both men and women signed... The original divorce agreement looks like this of.
Close after watching. Switch to the document next to the work summary.
Coming home after work the next day, Xu Weiyu sat on the sofa in the living room with a solemn expression.
I said, "Have you eaten dinner?"
The rain is silent.
Me: "Why didn't I answer your call just now? If I didn't eat it, I would make dumplings to eat?"
Still silent.
I sensed in my heart that he was making trouble, so I walked over and asked him, "What's the matter?"
"fine."
"You have a bad tone."
He stood up and asked seriously, "How long have we been married?"
"For half a year."
"What's your dissatisfaction with me?"
I thought about it for a while, and he immediately became angry, "Do you want to think about it?! Sure enough, there is dissatisfaction!"
I was speechless, "Didn't you ask me?"
"You shouldn't even think about it, hum!"
"What are you doing?"
"Why are you writing a divorce agreement?"
"what?"
"divorse agreement!"
"Then... I ordered it casually."
"What are you doing down here?"
"Just take a look."
"Look at what?!"
"I'm curious." I thought about it and added, "You don't think I want to divorce you, do you?"
After being stunned for a while, he lay down on the sofa, turned on the TV, picked up a bag of melon seeds on the coffee table, and started nibbling...
Why do you want to slap him