Xu Weiyu's cousin is a student from Peking University. It is said that he has been recommended all the way since middle school. He is a very good number one person. Then, when I saw this cousin for the first time, he said to me: "MM, is there anyone to introduce? Ah?" I asked Xu Weiyu afterwards: "Your cousin is quite talented, why haven't you found someone yet?"
Xu Weiyu said, "He lacks virtue in the five elements."
"… "
Later, after getting acquainted with my cousin, he once came to my house to play.
I heard him say to Xu Weiyu: "I'm a brother, just help me, it's just for you to help me see people, not for you to cheat."
Wei Yu: "I have no time to tell you."
"It was your wife who asked you to go with me. She asked me to tell you not to toast, not to eat and to drink fine."
"My wife? You didn't say it earlier! Get up."
"… "
I just said, why don't you let Xu Weiyu help you with the staff, and never said the words "toasting, not eating and drinking"
When they came back, light rain stopped downstairs, and the cousin who came up first said to me, "Brother and sister, I'm sorry, I used your name all the way to let your husband drive the car, buy food, and buy some fruit. I gave that girl... and that girl fell in love with your husband!"
I was speechless, "Then?"
Cousin: "Of course I can't let this kind of thing happen, I sacrificed myself resolutely and said that my husband and I are a pair."
I was completely speechless.
At this time, Xu Weiyu came up, and as soon as he entered the door, he scolded: "Xu Quode, ruin my reputation, I castrated you!"
Then I saw the top student jumping up and down the house calling for help!
Go out to buy New Year's goods with Xu Weiyu and his brother in the north hall.
Driving in the light rain, the road was blocked all the way, my cousin shouted all the way: "Overtake that car! Hurry up, the red light is about to light up, rush past!"
Wei Yu said to me with relief: "Look, I'm more civilized than him, right?"
Cousin: "What is civilization, your speed is too stupid, I'll drive it back later."
Wei Yu: "I have no problem, you ask my daughter-in-law."
"I don't mind either, as long as you handle it yourself if you're fined."
The talented cousin said: "No problem!"
When I went back to my cousin to drive, the light rain said along the way: "Overtake that car! Quick, the red light is about to come on, so you can go over there!"
Dareqing, both of them are "standing and talking without back pain"
The son of the elder sister's sister in the north hall of the drizzle has just turned four years old. I especially love Xu Weiyu's mobile phone. Because he has a lot of games on his mobile phone, during a holiday, Brother North Hall put the little boy in our house and went out to play by himself.
I took the little boy out for dinner with Weiyu at noon. In the overcrowded restaurant, the little boy grabbed Xu Weiyu's pants and said loudly, "Uncle, uncle, I want to play with your bird, where is it!"
Silence.
Wei Yu took out his mobile phone from his pocket with a black line, and said solemnly and loudly, "You like to play Angry Birds on your uncle's mobile phone, right? Now I'll play it for you!"
So the little boy took over the phone and played "Angry Birds" happily.
After returning home, Wei Yu said, "I'm going to unload this stupid game!"
Accompanying a six-year-old cousin in my family to do Chinese homework, I was under all kinds of pressure. I was stumped when I looked at an example to do a question, I rubbed my head and thought hard, and my little cousin said next to me, "I can do this, sister, I'll tell you."
Hearing this when Wei Yu came in, he laughed when he came up, "It's a shame that you are still a liberal arts student. Shanbian, let me come."
Then he put one hand on the edge of the table, studied for a full five minutes, and said, "It's a bit difficult... Well, I'm a science student."
As a result, the little cousin also said: "You are all so stupid!"
"… "
Wei Yu: "Fart, my lord, I'm almost the champion of science. I'll tell you."
Little cousin: "What is the champion?"
Drizzle: "Niu Ren."
The little cousin was horrified: "The Bull Demon King?"
Wei Yu: "No, it's actually Sun Wukong."
Little cousin: "Wow, brother Weiyu is Monkey King, what about your golden hoop?"
Wei Yu: "It melted and sold, bought a house and got married."
The little cousin covered her mouth and snickered, "I don't believe it, I know you lied to me. The Monkey King and the Bull Demon King are all from TV, and Zhu Bajie are all fake."
I looked at Xu Weiyu sympathetically, "You really don't understand the '00 generation' anymore. They all know that the 2008 Beijing Olympics and the Diaoyu Islands belonged to China. You should wash and go to bed earlier."
Rain and tears ran away.
This little cousin probably watched too many war movies on TV. When she came to my house one day as a guest, she carried a small national flag and held it with a chopstick. As soon as she entered the door, she said, "Down with the devil!"
There, Wei Yu said, "I've become a devil? Don't, I was wronged! The organization must believe me!"
The little cousin calmly looked at the person who was acting with her and said, "Brother Weiyu, you are so naive."
Light Rain: "… "
Later, my little cousin insisted that I join her regiment, saying that she was the leader of the regiment and that I would be the flag bearer. When the horn sounded, I would run to the front.
I said, "I can't run, I'm sure I'll be overtaken after a while."
So the little cousin reluctantly found the light rain, and the light rain said solemnly: "I am obviously overqualified as a flag-bearer, the organization, I request to open the ZTZ-99 main battle tank, which is equipped with three types of bombs, one is the stabilized tail detachment. Shell armor-piercing projectiles, armor-piercing projectiles, and grenades. When launching armor-piercing projectiles with stable fins, the initial velocity is 1760 m/s, the direct firing distance is 2300 meters, the armor-piercing thickness of homogeneous armor is more than 600 mm, and the initial velocity when launching armor-piercing projectiles is 1000 m/s. …”
Little cousin: "Brother Weiyu, please be more serious?"
Light Rain: "… "
In the end, Xu Weiyu raised a flag and charged there.
The little cousin likes the younger brother very much. Every time the younger brother is at home, she always comes to play with him. The elder brother is long and the elder brother is short.
How good are the two of them
As soon as I entered the door, my little cousin said, "Old Gu, are you here?"
Little brother: "Oh, our old king is here!" The little cousin's surname is Wang. Then the two of them held hands, watching TV, watching TV, eating snacks, and playing games, and I shouted cheers next to you.
As soon as Wei Yu came back to pick me up, when he saw it, he said, "Zi MM, if you play games, you play games, and you bring bad children. What's your moral bottom line?"
The younger brother ignored him and continued to play with the younger cousin.
Wei Yu leaned against the door of the study and waved to the little cousin, "Come here, little beauty here."
The little cousin also likes to play with Xu Weiyu very much. When he was in a dilemma, the younger brother scolded: "Can you not shrug the door? It's an eyesore!"
Seeing that the younger brother's center of gravity has turned around, Wei Yu immediately "argued" with him.
When I went back later, I said to someone, "I've always wanted to say, isn't that true love between you?" As soon as you are ignored, you will try your best to brush up your presence or something.
I thought this time I was the one who ended the topic perfectly.
As a result, Xu Weiyu looked out the window and said melancholy, "Yeah... But we can't go back..."