One of Xu Weiyu's study abroad jokes.
Because foreigners do not eat chicken feet, chicken feet in foreign supermarkets are very cheap. Once he bought a big bag and took it back to the bedroom to marinate it. A roommate, a foreigner, saw it and wondered what it was.
At that time, Wei Yu had just left the country, and he was not very proficient in foreign languages, so he couldn't find the words, so he had to say: "This is fingers (this is the fingers of a chicken, he can't speak English at once)." . When Wei Yu told me, he despised them, "Their KFC and McDonald's are almost all chicken feasts, and we Chinese are not allowed to eat chicken feet."
When I think about it, KFC and McDonald's really don't sell chicken feet.
I asked, "Is there really no one in foreigners who wants to eat chicken feet?" The feet are so delicious.
Wei Yu: "I didn't touch the ones, but when I finished baking them, they all said they were delicious! Then I asked them 'Is it fragrant or not' while I was eating, hehehe."
"… "
The second of Xu Weiyu's study abroad jokes.
Another time, when eating an orange, I put an orange peeler in my hand and peeled it. As a result, a foreigner who didn’t know which country was watching him move his hand like a monster, and the peel of the orange turned into a few petals. , and then classmate Wei Yu introduced it to him, and the other party said that Chinese people are too scary. Wei Yu is very pleased.
Xu Weiyu's study abroad joke three.
There is a very cheap cafeteria in Oxford University. The food is very good and the price is very cheap, but you need to wear bottoms to enjoy the meal. What is formal wear, that is, a suit and a cloak.
Wei Yu once went to the school to play with his buddies, and was taken to this restaurant for dinner.
Xu Weiyu said, "Yeah, I almost thought I was in "Harry Potter" back then!" Then he said that his friend was also very upset about some eating rules, and often didn't go to dinner because he didn't wear such an embarrassment. Xu Weiyu was very sympathetic, "Fortunately I'm not in Oxford."
I said, "You didn't pass the test, did you?"
Light Rain: "Tsk, if I exert my strength, everything about Oxford and Cambridge will be a matter of iron!"
Me: "Then why don't you exert your strength? It's still that sentence, can't it come out?"
Wei Yu: "I'm not afraid that I'm too mean, you will have high pressure in your heart."
"..." I said, "you overestimate yourself."
"Don't go, dear! I was wrong, my lord, the little one will never dare to speak madly!"
The younger brother called me back and said tearfully: "Didn't my mother send me Jinhua ham to school before? Then my classmates saw it and asked what it was, and then I said it was leg, ah, and almost Have you been caught by the police?"
"and then?"
"Sister, you have no sympathy!"
"It's because you didn't learn English well."
"Some Chinese are hard to translate, okay?"
"Isn't it jinhua leg?"
local cultural differences. While eating, I suddenly thought of a cute conversation, so I said to Xu Weiyu, "Come, come to my bowl."
As a result, someone twisted and said, "Do you want to braise or steam it?"
Is this a naked generation gap
He ate for a while and said, "You sound familiar, where have you heard it? Oh, on TV, in commercials."
Then, the following days.
After washing his face and rubbing powder in the morning, Xu Weiyu said, "If you want to have good skin, use Dabao sooner or later." Even if what he rubbed was not Dabao at all.
I poured a glass of Wahaha pure water beside the water dispenser, "I only see you in my eyes."
Washing hair at night, Xu Weiyu: "Rejoice, that's how confident."
Before kissing, he chewed a clear mouth lozenge, "Want to know the taste of clear mouth?"
I was mad, and he said, "I was wrong. Are you back to normal?"
He said, "It's fun... all right." He took out a set. "Let me say one last time, 'Happy life, I have a set'!"