When I was in high school, I went home from my self-study at night, and walked with Xu Weiyu on the dimly lit path. Then, I met a group of students from other schools, holding a knife and saying, "Classmate, take some money and spend it for us. ?"
Wei Yu immediately said, "Run!" After speaking, he walked several meters away, and I was still busy paying for it, which was really frightening. I have only heard of this kind of halfway robbery, and this is the first time I have encountered it.
I saw Xu Weiyu running away a few meters, looked back at me and was still standing stupidly, ran back, grabbed my hand and ran again, and then heard yelling from behind: "You are so brave, you dare to run back and forth!"
I couldn't help laughing, but I didn't have the guts to really laugh in that situation.
They chased for a while, and when we ran up the road, although we heard their scolding, they didn't catch up.
And this matter, I always thought that there would be a very brutal follow-up, as a result, I am almost thirty now, and there is no follow-up.
I asked about Xu Weiyu later, "Did you do something secretly? They didn't come to find fault." Secretly sent money? Or called to help people to counter intimidation? Anyway, he can do it.
Xu Weiyu said earnestly: "You think too much, isn't the day after that happened a weekend? You and your friends went to cut your hair, it was cut short, and my glasses were crushed by my sleep that day, so I just went. With a pair of contact lenses. So, they don't recognize us... Do you know? It is said that those SBs are looking for us, 'Women have long hair and men wear glasses', hahahaha to kill them!"
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A mathematics quiz in the first grade of high school, a subject I am quite good at.
After finishing the question, I saw that there was still half an hour left. The early submission of the papers was too eye-catching and not in line with my style. In addition, I didn't sleep well last night, and I had a little insomnia, so I fell back to sleep.
Then, five minutes later, I heard people walking around me.
Light Rain's voice: "Go away, go away, the air is gone."
"She fainted again? Brother Yu, hurry up and go to the infirmary."
"I know I know."
"Brother Yu, do you want artificial respiration first?"
"I'll take a look, I'll take a look."
I looked up, "…"
I just finished it early and rested on my stomach, dear.
After being divided into classes in high school, Wei Yu and a group of boys from their class skipped class during the day to play games. It is said that after having fun that day, they climbed the wall and got caught.
The next day the whole school circulated criticism and asked them to read the repentance book on the radio.
When it was Xu Weiyu's turn on the radio in front of the classroom, his voice seemed to have a smile: "Cough, I'm sorry! I, Xu Weiyu, made a mistake yesterday because of impulse, and I promise not to make the same mistake in the future, I will Study hard every day, strive to study Marxism-Leninism and Mao Zedong Thought, study the theory of building socialism with Chinese characteristics, and continuously improve the ability to serve the people..."
A muttering sound came from behind, "Xu Weiyu, just copy my application for joining the group!"
Wei Yu: "Don't make trouble! My regret this time is really deep. I hope the teacher can believe my repentance. Also, someone from the liberal arts class, happy Valentine's Day!"
Someone whispered in the back: "Teacher, someone is in a public puppy love!"
Wei Yu: "Did I say who it is? I'm saying Happy Valentine's Day to the teachers of the liberal arts class, and of course the teachers of the science class! I wish the teachers a good day every year! Okay, who's next? Already? Hurry up!"
I:"… "
Now that I think about his words, there are so many flaws.
During college, phone chat.
Xu Weiyu said, "I've been thinking about the name of our children in the future."
Me: "Are you thinking too far ahead?"
"Don't, think about it early and feel at ease."
"Then what do you think it's called?"
"No, I don't want to discuss this with you." Then he said seriously, "First of all, you need to determine the surname. Qingxi, are you going to marry me or want me to step in?"
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Wei Yu was once confessed by a man. It was during a trip. Walking on the streets of Scotland, there was a very wretched uncle who shouted to Xu Weiyu who passed by: "I love you!" This incident caused Wei Yu's comrade psychology Distorted, for a long time, he would say to me before bed, "Hold me, make me hurt, and make me forget that unpleasant experience."
"Don't you read novels?"
"When I went back to your mother-in-law's house, I watched two episodes of an idol drama with your mother-in-law."
Idol dramas are very powerful, I asked, "Are you really sure you want me to torture you?"
"Come on!"
"The whip?"
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"Broom handle?"
"… "
"Feather duster?"
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