Xu Weiyu looks very gentle and decent, but in fact he is treacherous and evil.
His gestures and gestures outside are cold and cold. When I got home, I began to sing: "Don't ask me where I'm from? My (di fourth tone) girl is in the consummate room, why stay with Lang, stay in the consummate room, stay~lang~"
Just one day, I called a friend, and the other party complained: "I'm still a virgin, a virgin who is almost thirty years old, God! I don't have any men I want to find a virgin!"
While I was sweating, I comforted her: "I have the same disease, and I haven't broken it yet."
At this time, Xu Weiyu, who was leaving the bathroom after taking a shower, stood there in a daze, and then twisted, "I do."
I…
When I was chatting with a friend once, when I talked about the importance of a harmonious sexual life in a couple, I couldn’t help but think of someone, and my sympathy rose, so I decided to send a text message to Xu Shao, saying, “Do we want to…”
Xu Weiyu replied, "What do you want?"
I was very embarrassed, and I said, "Round House."
The next second, Xu Weiyu called directly. His voice was very formulaic. It was estimated that a colleague was in his office. He said, "I have no opinion. We will talk about the specific matters later. I hope you... keep your promise."
As a result, my period came early that day.
When Xu Weiyu returned home that day, his expression changed from blushing to shocking and pale to aggrieved and lonely, and finally came to a sentence: "Ling Chi's execution is just like that."
Then immediately ran to the bathroom to help me fill a hot water bottle, and ran to the kitchen to help me make brown sugar tea.
In addition to class, I usually work part-time, write or paint, so it can be said that I am relatively busy; Xu Weiyu usually sends text messages besides work to ask me what I am doing? Where? Are you going to eat together? Want to pick you up? So it can be said to be rather boring.
I often worry that he will lose his job, but the fact is that he is in his prime, and I am often changing part-time jobs because the class schedule is different every semester!
He once took my class schedule and pulled my little hand, and asked shyly and timidly, "My darling, when will you arrange a Xu Weiyu practice class?"
I... calmed down and replied, "I don't want to take this course yet."
The other party began to strongly recommend: "As long as you take my course to ensure that you pass, you will also be free of tuition! In addition, you will practice the whole process and teach by hand. You will not teach again, and you will not teach again and again, and you will be satisfied until you teach!"
Sometimes I think about it... This legendary Young Master Pian Pian Jia is really a rogue.
During this time, Xu Weiyu was silently buying camping tools, tents, sleeping bags... One day, everything was probably ready. He pushed open the door of the study and asked me affectionately, "Qingxi, when will you have a vacation?"
I said, "Not any time soon."
When Xu Weiyu heard this, she went back to her room sadly.
He held me that night, pointed to the ceiling and said, "Look, the stars."
"… "
We went camping together the next day.
Xu Weiyu has been busy with work recently, and it is said that she has to travel north on a business trip. Every day, she is melancholy and decadent. She said, "As soon as I think of getting on a plane, I will be separated from you by 108,000 miles. It feels like I have returned to the past. It's comfortable." Then he said, "Qingxi, you comfort me."
I said, "Come on, touch."
Xu Weiyu was stunned for a moment, and threw a red ear: "You filthy!"
I…
Xu Shao went north. Before boarding the plane, he texted me: "I'm in customs." On the plane, he texted: "I have to shut down." Text message: "Arrived at the hotel." I received it during dinner: "I'm in the XX hotel room." At night, when I was about to go to bed after watching two movies, he sent: "Qingxi, I can't sleep, I'm YY you. Ok?"
"… "
When I was browsing the web the next day, I saw a classic passage about Qiong Yao's novel reprinted by a netizen on the forum.
When I saw: "On the first day Shuhuan left, I missed him."
"The day after Shuhuan left, I missed him and missed him."
"On the third day of Shuhuan's departure, I miss him and miss him."
I thought it was very interesting, so I sent it to Xu Weiyu.
The reply from the other side was very quick, "Look at Shuhuan's girlfriend, look at yourself!"
Then I started to compare endlessly, "I sent you a text message on the first day I left, and you replied: I'm having dinner, I'll find you later. The next day I called you and you answered me: I'm going to see a friend, I drove and hung up. On the third day I said: I'll be back the day after tomorrow. You reply: Ah? So fast?"
The concluding sentence is: "This day will not pass!"
I... Because he kept talking at home before he left, this time he will be away for two weeks, ah, two weeks.
When Miyu came back from a business trip, the first sentence I saw was: "It used to be difficult to make water in the sea, except that Wushan is not a cloud."
"… "