Some time ago, when I was decorating, my mother asked me to draw two paintings and put them in the living room, so as not to buy them, spend money and time. So, I started to paint again, but the paint at home dried up, and the canvas was moved and thrown away, so I had to re-purchase, so I went to the oil market the next day, and my younger brother called in midway, and came up with: "Where are you?"
I said I was shopping, and he said, "When back?"
I said, "Speak Chinese well for me!"
The younger brother threw the phone, "Why don't you speak English to anyone who speaks English? He also speaks German! You are biased, you rascal, are you worthy of me? I am your brother!"
With the drawing board in one hand and the paint in the other hand, I still had my mobile phone under my ear, and I got so angry, I said, "What's the matter, he's my man!"
The opposite side was silent for a few seconds, and then I heard Xu Weiyu's voice, "Haha, boy, willing to admit defeat and take out the money! You are too tender to fight with me."
I…
The next day my brother was at home, I saw his QQ signature changed to: "Going home is so boring! It's more boring than school."
I immediately ran to his room, held his ear and said, "Are you still bored? Are you still bored?"
The younger brother shouted: "The gentle sister is a devil!" Then he called his mother for help!
I subconsciously replied: "No one will come to save you even if you break your throat!"
Looking up and seeing Xu Weiyu standing at the door, he calmly replied, "Who should I save?"
He was dragged by Xu Weiyu to him in the evening. After taking a bath, he lay on the bed, his clothes were slightly open, his eyes were full of charm, and he said, "Qingxi, you also said to me, 'No one will come to save you if you break your throat. your' bar."
Really are…
The younger brother can't stay at home, and after a few days, he shouts that mold will grow and he needs to go out for a walk! Then took me out for a walk.
The younger brother saw the fashionable beauties coming and going on the road, looked back at me, looked at the beauties, looked at me again, and then asked sincerely, "How could Xu Weiyu like my sister?"
"… "
One night, I went to see a movie with my younger brother and my boyfriend. My younger brother wanted to watch "X", and my boyfriend said, "It's better to watch "Y". I said, "Then "Z"?" Both my younger brother and my boyfriend said yes.
Xu Weiyu played more games when he was abroad.
And his game character's name is: Qingxi's man. I got chills when I saw it.
And the younger brother played games with him a few times because he couldn't kill him in reality, so he could only have fun in the game!
"But... he bears my sister's name and can't kill him, but when he sees the 'man' behind him, he is so fucking itchy!" The little brother would howl like this every time he finishes playing the game. Finally one day, he couldn't bear it any longer and said, "Xu Weiyu, are you a man?! Give me such a name and change it for me!"
Wei Yu said lightly: "I'm a man, isn't it clearly written?"
Little brother: "You can't use a normal name!?"
Wei Yu: "You said the name 'Qingxi' is abnormal?"
Little brother: "Don't spit your blood! I didn't say my sister's name is abnormal! Ah, I'm so pissed off, you are not normal! Your whole family is abnormal!"
Wei Yu turned around and said to me: "Qingxi, your brother said that our family is not normal, I am yours now, do you think he is also talking about you..."
The younger brother vomited blood: "You, you, you... sister!!!!!!"
I have pity on my younger brother who has never been bullied by Xu Weiyu every time. I really want to tell my little brother that you can't really fight him. Miyu is someone who can say "good hairstyle" to a secretary in the city. That leader is bald. It is said that Miyu's father "sprayed" it out on the spot. .
The little brother's time at home passed quickly, and by the end he was reluctant to part with it. The QQ signature was changed to: "I don't want to leave."
But I had to leave if I didn't want to go. On the last day, I took him on the plane. The boy who was already two heads taller than me hugged me and said with red eyes, "Sister, I'm leaving, you want me."
I said, "I'll miss you." Then I said, "Go there, don't learn tattoos, don't go to bars, when you're young, going to bars will only make people feel like you're old, and it won't add to your taste at all. There are good girls you can pursue, but don't mess up a bunch of relationships between men and women. When your hair is long, cut it short so that people can see your eyes. Do your best in reading, and control yourself."
The younger brother is aggrieved: "You are more talkative than my mother."
However, you and I both know that apart from you, I don't speak so much to anyone.
After the younger brother returned to school, he called and said, "Sister, is Xu Weiyu there?"
I said, "Look for him, wait."
The younger brother immediately shouted: "Who is looking for him! I'll ask if he's here first, so I can talk to you."
The two of them didn't know why they were wrong. I said, "What's wrong? He should be using the Internet in his study now."
So the younger brother immediately said, "Sister, do you think it's too early for you to get engaged to him? And don't you think that Xu Weiyu is very cunning? You will definitely suffer when you are with him!"
I said, "Where's the cunning?"
The younger brother immediately said, "Wait, I'll send you something to see!"
Then, two minutes later, Xu Weiyu in the study called me, and he said, "Qingxi, come in."
I went in and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"
Xu Weiyu smiled and pointed to the computer, a screenshot sent by my younger brother on QQ.
"Little brother: I tell you, don't think that if you are with my sister, I will call you brother!
Xu Weiyu: Don't call me brother, call me brother-in-law.
Little brother: ... I rely on it!
Xu Weiyu: It is better to rely on me than to rely on yourself.
Little brother: I... fuck!
Xu Weiyu: You do it slowly. "
"Sister, look at you, his speech is too rascal, too rascal! If he is not a gentleman, he is definitely not a gentleman! I tested it out for you!"
I thought to myself, bro, I've seen more rascals than this...
Then I saw Xu Weiyu sent a sentence, "I'll tell your sister for you, don't thank me."
"… "
I really don't know when these two will be able to reconcile.
The younger brother told me that he was learning to drive, and when he asked me a question, I said, "The rules and regulations on my side are different from yours." Thinking that Xu Weiyu also learned driving abroad at first, he said to the younger brother: "Would you like to ask Xu Weiyu? "
The other side answered firmly: "NO!"
I couldn't help laughing and was a little curious, "Why don't you like him?"
"He doesn't like me either! Sister, you don't know how poisonous Xu Weiyu is! He actually said that if I can't get the scholarship, I'll just buy a piece of tofu and kill me! Does he think the scholarship is so easy to get? Back pain!"
I told the truth: "He takes it every year."
The younger brother was stunned for a moment, "He's not human!"
Xu Weiyu had been leaning on my shoulders, and at this moment, he made a "ha" and said, "You dude."
I pushed Xu Weiyu's head and reminded him, "I'm the dude's sister."
The younger brother was suspicious at the end, "Sister, who will not be by your side?!"
"Um."
"Xu, you are too small! Eavesdropping counts as a gentleman Mao?"
Xu Weiyu stretched out his hand to answer the phone, and I was also very happy, so I went to the side, only to hear him say slowly: "When did Lao Tzu say that he is a gentleman?"
"That's the villain?!"
"Oh, older than you."
"... Your uncle's!"
"I like to hear this recently. I'll ask the uncle a few more times to listen to it."
It is estimated that the younger brother was so angry that he only heard him shouting: "Let my sister come to listen, let my sister listen! I don't want to talk to you!"
Why do these two remind me of... love and kill each other