After singing Happy Birthday, everyone shared the cake.
After eating a mouthful of cream, Sun Yaohuo said with a smile:
"We've finished our meal and eaten our cake, now everyone, take out the birthday presents you prepared for Lanlan!"
Everyone brought gifts.
Many beautifully packaged gift boxes were quickly taken out, and Lin Yuan also took out a gift box.
Lanlan: "Can I open it and take a look?"
Wei Haoyun smiled and said, "Of course."
Lanlan opened everyone's gifts.
Some people give away watches.
Some people give away bracelets.
There are headphones provided.
Some people gave me shoes.
Some people give away clothes and pants.
at last.
Lan Lan looked at the gift box that Lin Yuan took out: "What's in it?"
Lin Yuan said:
"Gift."
Everyone was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
Listening to your words is like listening to a speech.
Lanlan's anticipation was about to overflow, and she quickly opened Xianyu's gift box.
…
Live broadcast room.
The audience was curious:
"What will Fish Daddy send?"
"Isn't it a complete set of exercise books?"
"puff!"
"The one who sent a full set of exercise books, are you a devil?"
…
Certainly not a workbook.
There are several books in the gift box.
The one that appeared on top was called Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
It's the Harry Potter series!
The camera focused on the book cover, and the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room exploded instantly!
"ah!"
"The old thief's Harry Potter series!"
"Good fellow."
"Bringing goods to Chu Kuang?"
"Got it, buy buy buy!"
"It's better to give the kids some exercise books than Harry Potter series. At least doing homework is only physically tiring, but reading this is mentally tiring!"
"Fish Dad is so cruel!"
"What a vengeance!"
“Save the children!”
"Children, please don't read this book. It is poisonous and will seriously harm the physical and mental health of teenagers!"
"Damn you old thief Chu Kuang!"
"My Cedric, my Sirius!"
The Harry Potter book series suddenly brought back painful memories for many people.
That's right.
This is the gift Lin Yuan prepared for Lanlan.
I am currently writing the Harry Potter series of books.
"Thank you, Brother Xianyu."
Lan Lan showed a surprised expression, and some inevitable disappointment: "But I have already read the Harry Potter series..."
Lin Yuan was stunned.
Lanlan actually saw it
The audience was also stunned for a moment, and then they all joked in the barrage: "The learning task is still too easy!"
At this time.
Lan Lan asked curiously, "I heard from my aunt that Chu Kuang is a good friend of Brother Xianyu?"
Lin Yuan: “Yeah.”
Lan Lan: "Brother Xianyu, can you help me ask why Sirius Black was written to be dead?"
Lin Yuan: "This..."
Lanlan: "And Cedric!"
Lin Yuan: "That..."
Lanlan suddenly waved her little fists and shouted indignantly in her childish words:
"I will never reconcile with the old thief Chu Kuang!"
Chu Kuang old thief
Lin Yuan was speechless. This little loli had finally found the real culprit, but he couldn't refute it.
…
The comments in the live broadcast room became more and more dense, and the audience cheered!
“Well said!”
“I spoke my mind!”
"I will never reconcile with the old thief Chu Kuang!"
"Look at the children. What has happened to them after being poisoned?"
"Father Yu, go and give that old thief some air!"
"Is it not too much to resurrect Sirius?"
"Is it not too much to revive Cedric?"
"Hahaha."
"Father Yu said that he was implicated by the old thief Chu Kuang."
"Look at the embarrassed look in Fish Dad's eyes!"
…
At this time.
Wei Haoyun reached out and flipped through the topmost copy of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and suddenly his eyes widened:
"Is this... Mr. Chu Kuang's signature?"
Chu Kuang's signature
Everyone looked down quickly.
On the title page of the novel, there was a line of words written in a flamboyant style:
I wish Wei Lanlan a happy 12th birthday, good health, good luck, progress in study and eternal happiness - Chu Kuang
"ah!"
"It's really Mr. Chu Kuang's signature!"
"Representative, I want it too!"
"Me too, me too, me too!"
"I'm a die-hard fan of Teacher Chu Kuang!"
"This should be the only Harry Potter series on the market that has Mr. Chu Kuang's autograph, right?"
"I remember that Mr. Chu Kuang's autographed books are very rare, because he has never held any novel signing events. He only signed some books in the early years in cooperation with the Silver Blue Library's publishing activities, which made these autographed books very hard to come by!"
Everyone in the Fish Dynasty was excited!
Looking at the signatures, everyone's eyes lit up and they wished they could have them for themselves!
Swish!
Wei Lanlan was so excited that she quickly hugged the books together. All her previous disappointment disappeared!
"Thank you, Brother Xianyu!"
"Thank you, Teacher Chu Kuang!"
The crisp sound reveals infinite surprises!
Um
Teacher Chu Kuang
Didn’t this little Loli just shout “I will never reconcile with the old villain Chu Kuang”
…
Live broadcast room.
The audience who saw this scene were dumbfounded!
"sign?"
“Ahhh!”
"Autographed by the old thief Chu Kuang?"
"How could you do this, little Loli? You just said that you and the old thief Chu Kuang are sworn enemies, so how could you accept his autographed book? Send the book to me now and I will help you destroy it!"
"Leave it to me to destroy it!"
“It’s so funny!”
“Oh, it smells so good!”
"What a strong-willed Wei Lanlan!"
"Little girl, you still have two faces."
"Wei Lanlan: I will never reconcile with the old thief Chu Kuang!"
“Xianyu: This is his autographed book.”
"Wei Lanlan: I like Teacher Chu Kuang the most!"
“I’m crying with envy!”
There are too few autographed books by Chu Kuang on the market!
This means that Chu Kuang’s signature is extremely valuable!
No matter how much fun the fans have in scolding the old thief, in fact, they all dream of having a signed book from Chu Kuang!
…
Just at this moment.
Lin Yuan suddenly laughed and said, "Are you sure you have read all these books?"
Wei Lanlan nodded seriously: "I have read all five Harry Potter books without missing a single one. I even read the first three books twice. I dare not read the fourth and fifth books a second time..."
Lin Yuan pried Wei Lanlan's hands apart.
The girl hugged the pile of books to her chest like a kitten guarding its food, as if she was afraid that someone would snatch them away. Lin Yuan finally pulled out the book at the bottom.
Smiled.
Lin Yuan said, "Have you read this book?"
Wei Lanlan wondered: "Of course I read them all..."
Before she finished her words, Wei Lanlan suddenly covered her mouth, her eyes full of disbelief!
Because the cover of the book that Lin Yuan pulled out looked a little unfamiliar.
Strange is right.
Because this is the sixth installment in the Harry series.
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" has not yet been officially released in the markets of various continents on Blue Star!
"ah!"
Huge surprise!
Chu Kuang's autograph already gave Wei Lanlan a huge surprise!
And when Lin Yuan took out "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince", a new work that had not yet been released on the market but had already made countless readers from all continents of the Blue Star eagerly looking forward to it, Wei Lanlan suddenly felt unprecedented happiness!
God knows how much she is looking forward to this book!
Perhaps this is destined to be the most unforgettable birthday in her life.
beside.
The expressions of Sun Yaohuo and others changed. Obviously, they all knew the significance of this book appearing here.
The sixth part!
The sixth installment in the Harry Potter series won’t be released until a few days later!
How good must the relationship between Xianyu and Chu Kuang be to be able to get a new book that hasn’t been published yet!
This thing is already a trade secret of the Silver Blue Library!
…
Live broadcast room.
The audience was also confused!
"Depend on!"
"What did I see?"
“The sixth Harry Potter book that hasn’t been released yet!”
"Envy the fish and the cow!"
"This book hasn't even been released yet, and he's already got it!"
"It's okay to sign it, after all, it's just a piece of cake for Chu Kuang. But what's the matter with this unpublished copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?"
"I envy the little Loli so much!"
"want to!"
“I want it too!”
"Did Yu Dad read the plot?"
"Spoiler please!"
"No, no, no, no, no, don't spoil it!"
"Just tell me if anyone dies in this movie!"
There are so many readers of the Harry Potter series that most people in the live broadcast room went crazy, and they all wanted to rush into the screen and snatch the book away!
…
In shock.
Xia Fan walked towards the assistant and glanced at the comments.
really.
At this time, the barrage was already dense.
Xia Fan couldn't help but laugh and said, "Would you like to interact with the audience? Everyone is asking you if you have read the new book."
Lin Yuan told the truth: "I have seen it."
Of course I have read it. I typed it out word by word.
Xia Fan added: "The audience also asked you if anyone died in this film."
The audience's hearts suddenly tightened!
Wei Lanlan next to him also looked at Lin Yuan nervously.
This is probably the most concerning question for readers of the Harry Potter series.
Lin Yuan pondered.
Xia Fan smiled and said, "Then let's skip this question..."
Lin Yuan suddenly interrupted Xia Fan:
"Harry..."
"Ron..."
"Hermione..."
Just as the audience's heartbeats began to speed up, Lin Yuan suddenly laughed: "They are not dead."
Live broadcast room barrage:
"Fish Daddy scared me to death!"
"Skin!"
“Too naughty!”
"Damn it, what's the point of playing if the three main characters are dead!"
"My blood pressure almost went up."
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Fish Dad doesn't want to spoil the story."
"My breathing almost stopped just now."
"Give me some solid stuff!"
"Tell us what we want to know!"
Look at the barrage.
Xia Fan reminded: "Everyone asked you to give us some useful information."
Useful information
Lin Yuan's expression suddenly became serious, a hint of sadness appeared in his eyes, and he read out a few more names:
"Lupin..."
"Dobby..."
"Moody..."
"Colin..."
"Tonks..."
"Snape..."
"Fred..."
"Hedwig..."
Who else is coming
Lin Yuan read out a bunch of familiar names in one breath, then changed the subject again and smiled again:
"They didn't die in this one either."
The audience in the live broadcast room almost jumped up and down after hearing the last sentence!
"Depend on!"
"I knew it!"
"You're being naughty again!"
"Although I knew it was just another joke, I still broke out in a cold sweat and got emotional. These are all my favorite characters!"
"You almost believed it."
"Hahaha."
"Old thief Chu Kuang is not that crazy."
"What if so many popular characters are going to die?"
"Father Yu has learned bad things from Chu Kuang. The sad look in his eyes just now really scared me!"
"Life is like a play, and it all depends on your acting skills!"
“Hahahahahaha, I feel like the sixth part is pretty solid!”
"Fish Dad's words should be trustworthy."
"After all, he has already got the sixth part, so he must have seen it."
"It's safe!"
Amidst laughter and cheers, the audience breathed a sigh of relief.
Perhaps at this moment only Lin Yuan knows how cruel his spoilers are.
Just a reverse spoiler.
This is something that people will only realize after they have watched the finale of the Harry Potter series.
This is psychology.
First, use the true information that Harry Potter and other protagonists will not die to confuse and interfere with the authenticity of the next information.
…
The birthday party is over.
The live broadcast is about to end.
When Xia Fan said the live broadcast was about to end, the audience was reluctant to let it go and clamored that they wanted to hear Yu Wangchao sing in the live broadcast room.
at this time.
Everyone also watched the live broadcast on their mobile phones.
Chen Zhiyu smiled and said, "Since everyone won't let us go off the air, let's each sing a song before we end."
"OK."
Everyone nodded.
Xia Fan found the accompaniment, connected the live broadcast room directly with the computer, and then sang "The First Dream".
Jiang Kui sang "Big Fish".
Chen Zhiyu sang "Change Yourself".
Sun Yaohuo sang "Born Like Summer Flowers".
Zhao Yingchromium sang "Flammable and Explosive".
Everyone sang the first song that Xianyu wrote for themselves.
It was Wei Haoyun's turn. Sister Haoyun also wanted to sing the first song that Xianyu wrote for her, the brainwashing "The Most Dazzling National Style".
Who would have thought that the audience went crazy:
“No ‘The Most Dazzling National Style’!”
“This song is played every day in our square!”
"Good luck sister, please let us go!"
"Sing 'The Flowing River'!"
"That song is a bit sad, let's sing something cheerful."
"Good luck!"
"Yes, sing "Good Luck Comes"!"
"Good luck sister, let me get some of your luck!"
Sister Good Luck laughed and simply met everyone's request and sang "Good Luck Comes", which is her favorite song.
Finally it was Lin Yuan's turn.
The barrage suddenly changed its face, and the whole screen was filled with this song:
“The coolest ethnic style!”
“The coolest ethnic style!”
“The coolest ethnic style!”
"Call you a jerk!"
"Just sing 'The Most Dazzling National Style'!"
“You can also sing “Tante”!”
"Anyway, we have to have a divine song today!"
"Divine Comedy plus one!"
"Fish Dad, brainwash me!"
Sister Good Luck laughed so hard that she fell over.
This group of audience members didn't let him sing "The Most Exciting National Style", saying that they were tired of it and it was too torturous. But when it was the representative's turn, everyone started wanting to listen to this song again. It was obvious that they wanted to make things difficult for Xianyu.
The other members of the Yu Dynasty were also at a loss whether to laugh or cry:
"It means you sang "The Most Dazzling National Style" with Sister Good Luck before, even though the lyrics only had three words."
Sun Yaohuo yelled: "Stay!"
Everyone followed and shouted: "Stay!"
At this time.
Wei Lanlan peeled a few apples and gave them to everyone very sensibly.
…
Lin Yuan took the peeled apple, said thank you, and suddenly something happened to him.
apple
Little Apple
Now there is a song.
Lin Yuan said to the camera: "Since everyone is tired of listening to "The Most Dazzling National Style", let's change to a square dance song."
The audience was stunned.
Square dance song
You want another one
Before everyone could react, Lin Yuan had already found an accompaniment from his mobile phone, which was "Little Apple".
He had recorded this song in his spare time and the accompaniment was ready-made.
After a moment.
Suddenly, a very rhythmic music sounded in the live broadcast room. The prelude alone made people want to sway their bodies!
In music.
Lin Yuan sang:
"I planted a seed
Finally it bore fruit
Today is a great day
… ”
What song is this
Everyone in the Yu Dynasty looked stunned.
Lin Yuan continued to sing:
"I picked the stars and gave them to you
Pull down the moon and give it to you
Let the sun rise for you every day
… ”
Simple lyrics, simple melody, with an inexplicable brainwashing feel.
Sun Yaohuo and others began to beat their bodies to the rhythm of the music.
"I will become a candle and burn myself just to light you
I give you everything I have as long as you are happy
You make every tomorrow meaningful for me
Although life is short, I will always love you and never abandon you
… ”
Everyone ate apples and clapped their hands happily to the beat.
Lin Yuan also took a bite of the apple and suddenly started singing:
"You are my little apple, I can never love you enough
The little red face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life
Fire, fire, fire, fire…”
Sun Yaohuo and others suddenly paused, and then burst into laughter!
Little Apple
What the hell
Fortunately, Lanlan sent apples.
If she had just handed you a few bananas, you would have to sing "You are my little banana" now
Um.
Apple is still the best!
rhyme!
Every word of Lin Yuan rhymes:
"You are my little apple
Like the most beautiful clouds in the sky
Spring has come again and the hillside is full of flowers
If you plant hope, you will reap…”
In the live broadcast room.
The audience was stunned!
"ha?"
"New song?"
“Brainwashed!”
"What is this?"
“This song is so strong!”
"It's no less brainwashing than "The Most Dazzling National Style". It's really a square dance song!"
"I'm poisoned!"
"As expected, when Fish Dad gets naughty, no one else can do anything!"
“Damn it!”
"Why didn't Lanlan bring a pear over just now?"
"Xianyu: I was just peeling a coconut, but you gave me a pear?"
In front of the camera.
Lin Yuan sang while eating an apple.
In fact, his articulation is no longer so clear:
"I never find you annoying. I like everything about you. Every day with you is fresh. With you, the sun shines brighter and the night is not darker. You are the white cloud and I am the blue sky. In spring, I walk with you among the blooming flowers. In summer, I watch the stars twinkling with you. In autumn, I wander with you in the golden wheat fields. In winter, the snowflakes are flying and it is warmer with you!"
Yu Chao and everyone ate apples together.
Chen Zhiyu, who ate the fastest, had already thrown away the apple core in his hand and couldn't wait to sing along with Lin Yuan:
"You are my little apple, I can never love you enough..."
brainwashing!
The ultimate brainwash!
There are obviously no lyrics!
Chen Zhiyu, however, memorized the chorus after listening to it for the first time!
The others finished their apples and joined in the chorus. Some people hummed the refrain after not remembering the lyrics:
"La la la la la la la la!"
"La la la la la la la la!"
"The red little face warms my heart, la la la la la la fire fire fire fire fire!"
Yu Wangchao sang the brainwash song "Little Apple"!
They are obviously a bunch of world champions but they are having fun at the moment!
…
In the live broadcast room.
The audience was thrilled!
The dynamic music melody is like waves hitting the shore. Someone in front of the screen is shaking his head and can't help but dance!
No one expected that Xianyu’s new song would appear in this form in the live broadcast room!
What is even more unexpected is that this is actually another square dance hit song that is no less popular than “The Most Dazzling National Style”!
“Absolutely!”
"Listen, listen to this, this is music!"
"It's over!"
“I can’t get out!”
“Is this Fish Dad’s new song?”
"Why did it happen to be Little Apple? Was it a last-minute idea? The lyrics came up so suddenly. This is too powerful!"
"shock!"
"A top blue music club boss actually wrote a song like this!"
"So devilish!"
"Keep the music going and keep dancing!"
"So prosperous and trance-like!"
"Brothers, the square dance playlist can be updated!"
“This song can definitely compete with “The Most Dazzling National Style”!”
"Harry Potter didn't lie to me!"
"We have to use magic to defeat magic. The only thing that can defeat magic is magic!"
"Master, please stop chanting!"
"I give up!"
"Isn't it enough to give in?"
"Fish Dad: You guys made me lose my skin!"
When it comes to brainwashing, how many songs are more brainwashing than "Little Apple"
This song has snatched countless middle-aged lady-level fans from "The Most Exciting National Style" on the earth!
Have you seen the square:
Two groups of people were battling in square dance.
On the left is "Fire, Fire, Fire" from "Little Apple";
On the right is “Stay” from “The Most Dazzling National Style”
What if "The Most Dazzling National Style" is half of square dancing
Now the other half of square dance, "Little Apple", has appeared!
Demonic
brainwashing
Who is afraid of whom!
…
Both sides of the screen.
The space battleship is moving like crazy!
When Lin Yuan saw this situation, he suddenly became anxious.
Let’s talk it over nicely.
Why give reward again
It’s not that Lin Yuan is pretending to be noble.
The main reason is that Lin Yuan has seen a lot of news about excessive rewards in live broadcast rooms leading to some bad consequences, such as the accountant of a certain company misappropriating funds to reward female anchors...
All right.
Anyway, Lin Yuan doesn't want this kind of thing to happen to himself.
The most important thing is that Lin Yuan is not so short of money now.
Are you short of money
It's also nice to receive some tips.
Anyway, it's earned through talent and I have a clear conscience.
But I didn’t perform any talents today.
Yu Wangchao was just celebrating his kid's birthday and doing a live broadcast, so just forget about it if everyone gives you some small gifts.
This tiger fish's space battleship.
According to Xia Fan, one hair is worth ten thousand yuan.
It's really too expensive and unnecessary. I don't need it, so I feel unworthy of it.
Huh
Thinking of this, Lin Yuan suddenly saw an option next to it that said "Prohibit charging for gifts."
His eyes lit up.
Smaller hands.
The space battleships on both sides turned off their engines!
The audience also received a reminder that rewards were prohibited in this live broadcast room!
"puff!"
“Hahahahahahaha!”
"Is it okay to ban rewards?"
“Tigerfish: Is there anyone who actually uses this function?”
"Fish dad is awesome!"
"Fuck! I was just thinking about getting a space battleship!"
"Open it for me!"
"Open it!"
"Good life is a reward!"
"Please give me a reward!"
"My spaceship is out of fuel!"
"If Xianyu starts live streaming, there will be no place for other anchors."
Look.
The wealthy are actually getting angry because they can’t give rewards!
However, the "Leopard Heads" in the live broadcast room burst into laughter!
Laughing like crazy!
Who has seen this scene
Other anchors ask for tips from fans and viewers, but with Xianyu, fans beg him to accept tips. However, Xianyu ignores them and simply turns off the tipping function. Countless space battleships instantly shut down!
Xianyu is so willful!
The entire live broadcast room was filled with a joyful atmosphere!
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ps: Live broadcast is similar to daily interspersion and adjustment. Some people think it is water, some people think it is good, if you don’t think it is good, just make do with it. Anyway, this kind of plot will definitely not be expanded too much. The number of words in this chapter is okay, so leave it at that, everyone go to bed early.