Nearing midnight.
Qinzhou.
A cinema.
Countless movie fans have already bought tickets for "Kung Fu", and there are many envious fans among them.
"Liu Xing's Imperial City is a big hit."
"I was thinking that Yudie might be able to win, but Liu Xing didn't make any mistakes. Under such circumstances, it would be difficult for Yudie to counterattack."
“Not necessarily.”
“I think there are still a lot of people buying tickets.”
"The pre-promotion was good, but the movie will be released for a month, and the publicity alone cannot support the entire schedule. We can only win by quality, and the quality of the opponent is also very high this time."
"Who cares? I'm here to listen to music."
"Hahaha, that's true. Our Fish Dad doesn't make a living from movies anyway."
"I looked at the schedule, and it's no less than The Imperial City."
"The screening schedules of both sides are the same. In a few days, whichever movie performs better will have its screening schedule increased."
…
Sioux City.
The premiere of "Kung Fu" was held at the largest cinema under Dadi Cinema Line.
Lin Yuan did not attend this time.
However, Lin Yuan still wore a mask in private and went to the cinema with his family.
My sister asked nervously, "Do we have a chance to defeat Imperial City?"
My mother said calmly: "Victory and defeat are common in the military. There is no need to take it too seriously. Xiao Yuan just needs to do his best."
My sister asked in confusion, "Then why are you trying so hard to invite your square dancing sisters to watch a movie?"
My mother casually said, "I have money."
Lin Yuan laughed, but felt a little warm in his heart.
Because he knew that not only his mother, but his sister also invited colleagues to watch a movie, although his sister did not join them.
My younger sister sent a lot of red envelopes to her university classmates, asking everyone to support "Kung Fu".
At this time.
The lights suddenly went dark.
The audience in the theater was excited!
The big screen then lights up and the movie officially begins!
…
Lin Yuan's "Kung Fu" is very close to the original.
The biggest difference from the original "Kung Fu" is the special effects and technology.
The original version of Kung Fu was in 2D.
Blue Star Cinemas popularized naked-eye 3D technology.
Lin Yuan was used on this film, and with the special effects being more sophisticated, the cost naturally went up as well.
But the benefits are:
The sense of immersion in the movie has been greatly improved!
On the big screen.
Slightly dark color.
A police station.
The sounds of smashing and destroying things were endless, accompanied by cries of pain.
The next moment.
Director Yi successfully debuted.
The whole audience exclaimed in surprise, obviously not expecting that Yi Chenggong, as a film director, would actually star in the film himself.
"Who else!?"
Yi Chenggong's acting is shocking!
He is obviously a director, but he performed in an overbearing and arrogant manner.
Pointing at the charming cheongsam girl in the corner, it seemed as if the turmoil and darkness of that era were written on his face: "Such a beautiful woman was brought here by you just because she spit on the ground. Is there still the law? Is there still the law?"
There was laughter at the scene.
Good job.
You've already called the police, and you're still asking if there's any law
…
Zhongzhou.
Lumi Cinema.
Liu Xing and the main creators of his "Imperial City" crew were also watching the movie.
at this time.
The leader of the Crocodile Gang, played by Yi Chenggong, has walked out of the police station, stroking the buttocks of the cheongsam woman with one hand.
Opposite the police station is a cinema.
Yi Chenggong laughed and said, "I can't make a movie no matter what I do. There's no one in the cinema on Sundays."
Puff.
Laughter broke out from the front and back rows.
Everyone knows that Yi Chenggong is a director.
Even those who didn’t know each other before all knew about it after watching the “Kung Fu” press conference.
At this moment, many people couldn't help laughing when listening to Yi Chenggong's complaints.
Amid the laughter of the audience.
The atmosphere on the big screen suddenly changed.
There was a panicking sound in the distance.
When Yi Chenggong came to his senses, the police station had already closed!
The soundtrack is "I Won't Go to Hell"!
A depressing feeling of impending storm suddenly formed, and with the appearance of a group of Axe Gang members in black suits, the momentum of the whole movie was instantly lifted, with that unique flavor of a blockbuster movie!
then.
The Axe Gang destroyed the Crocodile Gang.
Brother Chen dances with the Axe Gang members.
Liu Xing's expression changed slightly. The soundtrack was indeed amazing. But in addition to the soundtrack, the plot rhythm was also very good, so good that it made Liu Xing feel inexplicably frightened.
…
Kowloon Walled City.
Jiang Bao shouted: "Landlady, why is there no water?"
Accompanied by the lines of Jiangbao, the landlady made her first appearance, and her sarcastic and mean image emerged.
The landlord also appears.
Around the thirteenth minute of the movie, the protagonist played by He Sheng appears.
According to normal movie rules, the protagonist's appearance so late would cause some problems with the pacing.
However, this saying does not seem to exist in the movie "Kung Fu". When He Sheng appeared on the stage, many people did not even realize that thirteen minutes had passed in the movie.
at this time.
He Sheng brought a fat man with him, pretending to be a member of the Axe Gang, and wanted to collect protection money, which resulted in a conflict between the two sides.
"According to the rules of the martial arts world, this is a one-on-one duel!"
"The one who is five feet and a half inch short is you. You have to admit that you are short..."
"The old man with glasses is so arrogant..."
"I'm not talking about you, old man. I'm talking about that little brat over there. I've tolerated you for a long time. Come out!"
"None of them looks human, today's duel is cancelled!"
First time laughing in a movie theater!
The people in Kowloon Walled City are either as tall as little giants or as muscular as bulls. Even the aunt working in the fields can be beaten by one punch and make He Sheng vomit blood.
…
A cinema in Qinzhou.
Lin Yuan's ears were filled with laughter.
“Hahahahahaha!”
"Oh my god, this is too much!"
"Everyone in Kowloon Walled City is so weird!"
"The sauce is amazing!"
"His butt crack is exposed!"
“This movie is great!”
"Each supporting character has a vivid image, and the couple of landlord and landlady are absolutely amazing!"
Beside Lin Yuan.
Mom and sisters were also laughing.
The fat guy who came with He Sheng to collect protection money actually fell asleep while getting his hair cut.
It can be said that:
From the moment the protagonist appeared on the stage, the laughter never stopped!
…
The camera turns again.
The Axe Gang is back again.
He Sheng's firecrackers accidentally hit a small boss's head with an axe, which caused another laugh.
The drama begins.
Kowloon Walled City is home to hidden dragons and crouching tigers!
The three middle-aged men who had been timid and bullied by the landlady before and had an image of ordinary people turned out to be masters!
Brother Chen's men rushed over.
Everyone's heart was lifted!
Three!
Five!
Ten!
A bunch of crashing!
The Axe Gang, who appeared invincible at the beginning of the movie, were wiped out by three masters from Kowloon Walled City!
Iron wire fist!
Twelve-way Tan legs!
Wulang Bagua Stick!
The exciting fight dazzled all the audience!
With naked eye 3D effect.
The audience felt as if they were actually there!
Many people screamed, it was so exciting!
“Fuck!”
"interesting!"
“It’s so fucking awesome!”
"I thought the Axe Gang was invincible, but I didn't expect them to be so vulnerable in front of a true master!"
"Cool!"
“A pure kung fu movie. Even though it’s a comedy, the martial arts designs are so cool!”
"Nima!"
"I thought these three were weaklings, but they turned out to be masters!"
"When I watched Kowloon Walled City Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger earlier, all kinds of muscular men took turns to appear, and I thought it was just a comedic effect!"
“Absolutely!”
“I love this movie!”
This is the first big climax of the movie, and the audience is already completely excited!
comedy
A comedy indeed!
Even in the most serious atmosphere, the bloodiest scenes, and the cruelest background, there are still constant jokes interspersed!
Extremely dense!
But if it were just like this, the audience would at most just laugh and move on, just like in "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One", where the fighting scenes were only for the purpose of coming of age. But this movie is equally funny, and at the same time, it gives the audience an unexpected and huge sense of satisfaction!
…
The story continues.
The Axe Gang returned empty-handed.
He Sheng and the fat man were tied up.
The conflict was caused by the two of them pretending to be members of the Axe Gang. Brother Chen wanted to kill them, but who knew that He Sheng could actually pick a lock.
This aroused Brother Chen's interest, and he thought that this kind of stuff might come in handy in the future, so he asked them to go out and kill someone.
"Killing people is something I think about every day."
He Sheng spoke, and although he was very serious, the audience laughed again.
This guy acted so well!
Even seemingly ordinary lines always give people a funny feeling.
But the funnier part is yet to come.
He Sheng actually said that he also knows Kung Fu!
The audience's interest was aroused, but quickly defeated.
What kind of kung fu do you know
It was obvious that I was fooled by the old man when I was a child:
"Boy, I see that you have extraordinary bones and are a rare martial arts prodigy. If you can open up your Ren and Du meridians one day, you will be able to soar into the sky like a dragon. We are destined to meet, so I'll give you this copy of 'Tathagata Palm' for only ten dollars..."
The young and ignorant He Sheng had his change cheated away.
He actually practiced the Tathagata Palm and even wanted to be a hero to save the girl. However, he failed to save the girl and was instead ridiculed and severely beaten.
From then on, He Sheng understood:
Being a good person doesn't end well, so he wanted to be a bad guy. When he grew up, he became a gangster and wanted to join the Axe Gang!
…
After the memories.
The plot rhythm is perfectly carried forward.
He Sheng actually met the little girl who wanted to be a hero and save the beauty when he was young.
The movie doesn't say.
But this kind of plot doesn't need to be explained explicitly.
But the reunion was not pleasant. He Sheng and the fat man snatched the girl's ice cream and ran away, laughing wildly to the sad music.
Inexplicably.
The audience felt a little sad.
Very strange.
It's obviously a comedy.
The protagonist is obviously smiling.
But the audience just feels sad.
It was supposed to be a nonsensical comedy, but it inexplicably touched many people's hearts.
…
The sadness didn't last long.
The protagonist brought the fat man back to Kowloon Walled City again, and he wanted to kill the landlady.
However.
The fat guy was a bad teammate. He stabbed He Sheng with his knife and even let He Sheng get bit by a poisonous snake.
The cinema burst into laughter again.
I even felt that the landlady was actually chasing He Sheng.
The two staged a chase scene that made the whole audience laugh until they had cramps!
“Hahahahahahahaha!”
“I can’t take it anymore!”
"This is faster than a motorcycle!"
"Speeding!"
"The knife on He Sheng's shoulder was used as a rearview mirror!"
"What kind of movie is this, Fish Dad? It's making me laugh so hard!"
"Laughed until my stomach hurt!"
"The landlady's posture in the air is amazing!"
"He Sheng just put it on completely!"
"Crash!"
The landlady bumped into a road sign.
He Sheng successfully escaped.
…
He Sheng was poisoned by a snake and entered the iron box on the traffic light.
At this time, his mouth had swollen into a sausage shape, and his tongue had grown countless times larger.
The audience laughed very loudly.
However.
Before the laughter was halfway through, everyone's eyes suddenly widened!
He Sheng clenched his fists and the knife on his body suddenly popped out!
bump!
bump!
bump!
The camera pulls away.
A lot of palm prints appeared in the box!
The sudden plot twist left everyone stunned!
It seems that the protagonist really knows kung fu
Could this palm technique be the Tathagata Palm
…
Invest!
Everyone was completely immersed in the plot!
In Kowloon Walled City, three masters were driven out by the landlady, but they met the masters invited by the Axe Gang.
As the saying goes: A song breaks one's heart, where in the world can one find a soulmate
The soundtrack "Zheng Feng" sounded!
Playing the guzheng, two blind men battle against the three great masters of Kowloon Walled City!
The three masters were strong enough, but they were still beaten to death by the blind duo!
Just when they were about to score the winning goal.
A roar suddenly sounded!
The landlady takes action!
The landlord takes action!
Tai Chi, Lion's Roar!
The gorgeous fighting scenes, with ever-increasing excitement and cool action design, make all the audience thoroughly excited!
“Master!”
"A peerless master!"
"The landlady and the landlord are the scariest!"
“Ahhh, the action design of this movie is simply unbeatable!”
"Lion's Roar seems to be one of the Golden Lion King's special moves!"
"If you have seen Chu Kuang's The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, you should be familiar with it."
"This is the part that pays tribute to Chu Kuang."
“It was so cool to watch!”
The Axe Gang was defeated again.
This time it was even worse. Brother Chen was so scared that his whole body was shaking, and he even set his hair on fire while smoking.
In the cinema.
There were cheers and laughter.
The words that Ah Gui, one of the three masters, said to the landlady and her husband before his death made people want to laugh and cry at the same time:
With great ability comes great responsibility!
Even when he was about to die, he still didn't forget to pay tribute to Xianyu's classic lines from his early movie "Spider-Man".
…
The story continues.
The Axe Gang once again found a new master.
Fire Cloud Evil God!
The only way to defeat martial arts in the world is speed!
The appearance of Fire Cloud Evil God was even more domineering than that of the Blind Group, although his image was really not like that of a master.
In strong contrast.
Brother Chen was beaten to death by the Fire Cloud Evil God.
Then the Fire Cloud Evil God found the landlady and her husband, and started with a classic line:
"I just want to beat you two to death, or be beaten to death by you two."
The names of the landlady and her husband were revealed by the Fire Cloud Evil God:
Yang Guo!
Little Dragon Girl!
This is the root of all evil in Chu Kuang's martial arts, the hero and heroine of "The Return of the Condor Heroes"!
then.
I don't know how many times the situation has escalated.
A terrifying and crazy fighting scene took place.
This time.
Both the landlord and the landlady were defeated by the Fire Cloud Evil God, and could only leave in despair with the repentant male protagonist He Sheng.
Although He Sheng had been beaten to a cripple and was on the verge of death at this time.
…
finally!
The movie is at the end!
The dying protagonist was wrapped up like a dumpling, but strangely, his injuries actually recovered!
Just at this moment.
The Fire Cloud Evil God chased here.
The Axe Gang, led by Fire Cloud Evil God, began to attack Kowloon Walled City.
Sudden.
The door was opened.
He Sheng, who had been sloppy before, was now dressed in white. He walked out of the room and easily avoided the attack.
Crash!
The sky was full of Axe Gang members, who were knocked into the sky by He Sheng!
Countless people besieged him, but couldn't hurt He Sheng at all!
Fire Cloud Evil God has taken action!
Toad Kung Fu!
This time it is a tribute to Chu Kuang's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". Toad Kung Fu is Ouyang Feng's famous skill!
However, the thread that runs through the entire film is beginning to converge.
"Hubby, do you remember the palm technique that falls from the sky?"
"It's the lost Tathagata Palm!"
That’s right!
Tathagata Palm!
He Sheng actually knows how to use the Tathagata Palm!
The arrogant and nearly invincible Fire Cloud Evil God was knocked to the ground, and the ground around his body was a terrifying palm print!
He gave up.
He Sheng withdrew his palm instantly.
The Fire Cloud Evil God suddenly stood up and launched a sneak attack, but when he rushed in front of He Sheng, the other party just raised his hand again.
Boom!
The wall a hundred meters away shattered.
Huoyun Evil God stood there in a daze: "What kind of palm technique is this?"
He Sheng's tone was casual, as if he was telling a trivial matter: "If you want to learn, I will teach you."
Huoyun Evil God knelt down and cried: "I lost."
…
The movie begins to end.
About the mute girl.
About the various characters in the movie.
The shots at the end of the film give an explanation scene by scene.
During this process, the entire cinema was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
One second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
Everyone opened their mouths wide and watched the subtitles at the end of the movie.
director.
Starring.
supporting role.
light.
art.
Finally, the screenwriter.
The two words "Xianyu" were so huge that they almost took up the entire screen.
Sudden!
An audience member in the front row suddenly stood up and roared!
"good!"
Then other audience members stood up one after another!
My mother also jumped up, her face full of excitement!
“Great shot!”
My sister stood up and applauded!
My sister stood up and applauded!
The entire theater exploded!
The creative team in the front row had tears in their eyes!
…
Zhongzhou.
Lumi Cinema.
The same cinema as Lin Yuan’s.
silence!
Then explode!
The applause shook the eardrums of the main creative staff of "Imperial City". Liu Xing stared at the screen blankly, with disbelief written all over his face!
now.
This famous director, ranked 38th on Blue Star, was completely shocked by "Kung Fu"!
Same crew.
The producer opened his mouth wide!
The assistant director's eyes are rounder than eggs!
No one in the entire crew could escape from this shock!
comedy!
action!
Rhythm!
emotion!
Impeccable!
In terms of the quality of commercial films, this is a film that is almost impeccable in every aspect. It even goes beyond the scope of a popcorn movie and brings some connotations that are worth pondering!
Inexplicable.
The group recalled the soundtrack of the movie "House of Flying Daggers".
Just like what Xianyu said in the publicity, there are many wonderful soundtracks in this movie, but the most memorable one is still "House of Flying Daggers".
Ambush from all sides
Zhongzhou's ambush against Xianyu was destroyed by a single Tathagata Palm in the face of Kung Fu!
"I lost..."
For some reason, the last line of Huoyun Evil God suddenly echoed in Liu Xing's mind again and again, making his face as pale as paper.
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ps: The length of the movie has been compressed as much as possible, after all, everyone should be familiar with the movie.