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Chapter 1312: Hello everyone, I am Chu Kuang

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Amid the laughter at the scene, Lingkong said word by word: "I want you to scold me!"

The scene froze.

The live broadcast room was also confused.

Everyone even suspected that they had heard it wrongly.

Scold you

Chu Kuang lets you set the questions!

You let Chu Kuang scold you

What the hell is this topic!

Song Fang couldn't understand Ling Kong's train of thought. Was Ling Kong completely crazy? His mentality was even worse than his own.

It was the Blue Star's number one writer who spoke up:

"Ling Kong's intention should be to ask Teacher Chu Kuang to write an article to scold him. This question is really tricky. He uses his body as bait and wants Chu Kuang to use his pen as a knife. He must kill without shedding blood."

"That's right."

Lingkong raised his head and stared coldly at the back of the person on the stage: "Aren't you literati the best at playing with words? Why don't you show me your level of cursing?"

"Volley."

It was still Blue Star's number one writer who spoke, and this old man was now somewhat earnest in his words: "Have you ever read Teacher Chu Kuang's Water Margin?"

Lingkong said: "I have seen it."

The old man said, "Then you should know the story of Yang Zhi selling a sword in the Water Margin. This hero said that his sword could cut iron like mud and cut hair like a blade, and could kill people without leaving any blood. A scoundrel didn't believe it and provoked him in every way. In the end, Yang Zhi accidentally chopped him to death. Before he died, he said two words..."

Lingkong: "Good sword."

Before his death, the scoundrel confirmed that the sword passed down by Yang Zhizu was truly a sword that could kill people without shedding blood, because there was not a single ounce of his blood on the blade. He witnessed this with his life.

"I want to see it today, too."

Ling Kong stared at Chu Kuang and insisted that he use the article to scold him.

Song Fang then suddenly realized the tricky part of Lingkong's question.

No wonder the writer said that Ling Kong used himself as bait. If Chu Kuang had written passionately and eloquently, and used the most beautiful words without any dirty words to curse Ling Kong, then Chu Kuang would naturally have won.

But if Chu Kuang was just swearing vulgarly...

Then Chu Kuang is not that great, and his display of power in front of people today is no longer flawless.

only…

I'm working too hard...

What if...

What if he could really do it...

wrong!

He definitely can't do it!

Such a short time!

There is no time to think!

While Song Fang was thinking, someone noticed that the text on the big screen had been updated. This was a brand new document!

In the document.

First row.

Chu Kuang typed out four big words:

Diary of a madman!

This topic makes people have special associations. Is Chu Kuang calling himself a madman? Did he get an idea instantly after getting the topic?

Shocks came one after another.

As the sound of Chu Kuang's keyboard tapping continued to come, the scene and the screen gradually fell into deathly silence!

one

There is a nice moonlight tonight.

I haven't seen him for more than 30 years. I saw him today and I felt very refreshed. I realized that the past 30 years were all a daze. I must be very careful. Otherwise, why would the Zhao family's dog look at me twice

I have reason to be afraid.

two

There was no moonlight today, and I knew it was bad. I went out carefully this morning, and Mr. Zhao looked strange, as if he was afraid of me and wanted to harm me. There were also seven or eight people who were talking about me, and smiled at me with their mouths open. I felt cold from head to toe, and I knew that they had made all the arrangements.

I was not afraid and continued on my way. A group of children in front of me were also talking about me. Their eyes were the same as Mr. Zhao's, and their faces were also livid. I wondered if I had any grudge against the children, and why they were acting like that. I could not help but shout, "Tell me!" Then they ran away.

I understand. This is what their parents taught them!

The content is very brief, but Chu Kuang's words are inexplicably shocking!

Zhao family

I guess it means flying

Although they did not use the term "Ling Family" directly, literati were always implicit, and this implicitness was considered a kind of beauty in literature.

Who is the Zhao family’s dog

People looked at Song Fang almost subconsciously.

Song Fang's steps became unsteady and he felt a strong sense of dizziness in his brain!

In the air!

Fuck you!

It turns out that being your teammate is really a bummer. No wonder the whole internet is saying that you are a bummer!

Why did Chu Kuang scold you for no reason

I have never heard of anyone making such a cheap request in my life!

Go ahead and scold me, he even scolded me. If this article gets spread, I will never be able to hold my head up in my life. The consequences will be even more serious than questioning Chu Kuang himself!

I finally stood up straight.

Song Fang noticed that the expressions of the people around him changed.

For example, Wang Luo, the richest man in Blue Star, is opening his mouth wide at this moment.

For example, the guy who just confronted me is now staring with his eyes wide open.

For example, Lingkong had a look of surprise on his face.

For example, the woman in front of him, Song Fang even saw her hair standing on end!

Dumbfounded!

Everyone was dumbfounded!

Did Chu Kuang write something else afterwards

Song Fang turned his head to look at the screen and immediately gasped!

three

Thinking about it, I feel cold from head to toe.

They eat people, so they may eat me.

Everything must be studied before it can be understood. In ancient times, people often ate people. I remember it, but I don't know exactly. I opened the history book and checked it. There was no date in the history book. On every page, the words "benevolence, righteousness, morality" were written crookedly. I couldn't sleep anyway, so I read it carefully for half the night. Only then did I see the words between the lines. The whole book was written with two words: "eat people"!

I am a human being too, and they want to eat me!

Eat people!

Eat people!

Still cannibalism!

Chu Kuang didn't curse at all, there wasn't a single dirty word in his content, but it seemed like every sentence was a curse!

The biting satire and the art of words are played out in a myriad of ways under his pen!

It makes people tremble all over!

It makes people feel cold all over!

Who are the ones eating people? It’s the Zhao family, Lingkong, the capital, and those who follow the crowd, the dogs of the Zhao family!

His words seem to be stained with blood!

Every word has a thousand words to say!

It seems to be talking about things happening right now, it seems to be talking about things in history, and it seems to be talking about things in the future!

His writing continues.

twelve

Can't think about it anymore.

This place has been a place where people have been eaten all the time for four thousand years. I only realized today that I had been in it for many years. My eldest brother was taking care of the household chores, and my younger sister happened to have died. It is possible that he had mixed the meat with the food and secretly fed it to us.

I may have eaten a few pieces of my sister's meat accidentally, and now it's my turn...

With 4,000 years of experience in cannibalism, I didn't know it at first, but now I understand that it is difficult to see real people!

Thirteen

There are no children who have eaten humans, or are there

Save the children!

Chu Kuang’s “Diary of a Madman” ends here, but the shock it leaves behind has just begun!

The number one writer on Blue Planet looked at it again and again, carefully, as if his eyes were glued to the screen and he was muttering something.

The people next to him stood there in a daze, not quite understanding what was going on.

I understand, but I don’t fully understand it. However, I always feel that every word has a deep meaning!

Gradually.

They seemed to understand, and their eyes became brighter and brighter!

In fact, such an article is not appropriate to appear here, but Lin Yuan wants to write it because he loves to read Mr. Lu Xun's article, because the essence of some things has not changed for thousands of years, and because he deeply understands:

Interpretation is a magical thing.

Anything that is unreasonable will be rationalized by someone.

As long as the keywords are correct, the brain waves will naturally match. At this time, no one will guess the author's intentions word by word.

Including volley.

Save the children

Are you saying that I harmed those trainees

Look.

What Lin Yuan didn't know at all was that Ling Kong had received the signal himself. After all, he had just said a while ago how he fiddled with the trainees...

As for cannibalism

There are many cases of cannibalism in the world, and Ling Kong cannot be innocent.

And could those who persecute the protagonist be the followers on the Internet

After all, many people were instigated by Ling Kong, Song Fang and others, and began to question Chu Kuang and even insult him without reason!

For example, the sentence "This is what their parents taught them."

Aren’t these words referring to Song Fang and Ling Kong’s followers

Everyone feels like they understand but not fully understand. But at this moment everyone feels like they understand!

“It’s so well written!”

"You're asking for trouble!"

"That's such a satisfying scolding!"

"Song Fang, a dog of the Zhao family!"

"Lingkong asked for a scolding, but Chu Kuang vented all his emotions. This group of capitalists represented by Lingkong are cannibalizing people. It's scary to think about it carefully. If it weren't for the old thief's monstrous typing speed and his explosive on-the-spot creative ability, he might have been carried on the reputation of a team operation in the future. He would have been eaten and ruined. It's easy for him to spread rumors, and the old thief is really exhausted trying to refute them!"

“This criticism is not just about capital!?”

"The cultural circle and the entertainment circle have been scolded!"

“Save the children!”

“That last sentence really brought tears to my eyes!”

"Some people really should stop corrupting children. Look at how capitalism has persecuted people now!"

"Why was Chu Kuang forced to come out and clarify?"

"Because he offended the capital, the capital wanted to kill him!"

Rumors can make a person appear guilty!

A lot of cursing!

But amidst all the scolding, Chu Kuang actually typed again: "This article is not for you, the following is for you."

then.

Chu Kuang coquettishly adjusted the font to the largest size in red bold.

Just one word.

"cheap!"

Because it was the largest font size, this big bright red word directly occupied the entire computer screen!

It seems that this word is quite powerful!

He staggered in the air and took a step back subconsciously. He almost lost his balance and was sent away on the spot. Chu Kuang played by unconventional means and was even crazier than himself!

In front of the computer.

Lin Yuan smiled proudly. He felt relieved now. His whole mind was clear. Do you think you are worthy of writing "Diary of a Madman"

I don't deserve it.

And you want me to scold you

Isn't it just cheap

Don't you just want to see me use vulgar words and curse people in a simple and rough manner to make me look uncultured

Satisfy you.

I am just this kind of person. When I get angry, I will want to curse at people. Why should I pretend to be so elegant in front of the whole world at a time like this

However.

After all, this is a live broadcast in front of the whole world.

After all, this is a live broadcast hosted by the Literature and Art Association—

The live broadcast director's face turned green!

In fact, the director was Lin Yuan’s old friend Tong Shuwen: “Damn Chu Kuang, how could you type such a curse word at a time like this!”

How uncouth!

After all, you are still not as good as your good brother Xianyu!

The scene burst into laughter the moment this word came out, and no one thought it was inappropriate, even though this approach was extremely inappropriate!

"fine!"

Somewhere in the background.

An old man said angrily.

The staff member next to the old man suddenly made a bitter face: "President, what's the reason?"

“The impact is too bad.”

The president of the Literature and Art Association spoke like this.

No one knew he was here too.

Of course he had to come to a scene like this today.

"Just fine him 500 yuan. The main purpose is to educate and warn him. The Internet is not a place without law."

Finally, the old man said this.

The staff almost couldn't hold back their laughter. The literary and art association would take actions to ban people with bad records.

This is the first time I’ve been fined 500 yuan.

To outsiders, they probably wouldn't think it's a punishment, but more like doting.

This person really likes that young man.

And in the live broadcast room.

The word "贱" (mean) in Chu Kuang's words only appeared for two seconds before being blurred out.

However, the audience saw what they were supposed to see!

“Oh shit!”

"Hahaha!"

“Bang!”

"Chu Kuang is too fierce!"

"The number one tiger man!"

"There's nothing wrong with me scolding you in front of the whole world!"

"Just now I thought Chu Kuang was a god, but now I feel that he is still a human being, just like us, with love and hate!"

"The old thief is going to defy the heavens today!"

"His personality is really different from that of Fish Dad."

“Hurry, hurry, hurry!!”

"Show your face!!"

"Where's your promise to show your face at the end!?"

The audience has not forgotten the highlight of today’s live broadcast!

Chu Kuang wants to show his face!

Even if he didn't show his face, Chu Kuang used 50,000 words in Dream of the Red Chamber plus Diary of a Madman to prove that there is only one Chu Kuang in the world for thousands of years, and there is no other!

But the audience is too curious!

What does the old thief Chu Kuang look like

What is the true face of this madman who has tortured readers thousands of times

In fact.

Some people at the scene also shouted "Show your face".

Some people even jokingly shouted "unmask".

The audience was amused and the barrage of comments started to comment "reveal the truth".

The atmosphere became relaxed, and the host An Hong, who could see the comments, couldn't help laughing, and finally made a bold joke:

"It's okay to take off the mask, do you think this is "The Masked Singer"?"

Pause.

An Hong became serious again, turned around and looked at the back: "Is Teacher Chu Kuang ready?"

"alright."

This time Chu Kuang didn't type, he just spoke directly.

Many people's expressions changed slightly, as if they had heard this voice somewhere before.

It's a very young voice.

But for a moment no one could figure out where they had heard it before.

The host An Hong's expression became serious. In fact, even he and the director didn't know Chu Kuang's true face, so his voice was low and heavy, with strong expectations:

"Teacher Chu Kuang, please greet everyone formally."

"Hello everyone."

Because someone was shouting "unveil the mask", Lin Yuan felt as if he was back on the stage of "King of Masked Singer" in his dream.

At that time.

He imagined thousands of times how he would greet the audience when he first appeared in public after removing his mask, but in the end it came down to a simple sentence:

I am Xianyu.

Lin Yuan had also imagined today's scene many times.

However, in the end, Lin Yuan still chose the simplest way, just like he did before:

"I am Chu Kuang."

As he spoke, Lin Yuan was already facing the audience completely.

Through the scene, through the lens, through every gaze, that face that could not be more familiar was clearly reflected in every eye in the world, with countless holes shrinking into needles and wheat spikes.

Lin Yuan felt a momentary deafness in his eardrum.

Then the whole world seemed to shake.

Community

campus

street

car

garden

It's from the ground.

It's from the Blue Star.

Wherever there are people gathering, there are people watching the live broadcast, and there are unconscious, instinctive shocks and screams. The world is like boiling water, with huge heat waves rising!

Hello everyone, I am Chu Kuang.

Hello everyone, I am Xianyu.

It was as if two different timelines converged in an instant, or as if two figures in two different places in time and space gradually overlapped, and finally became Lin Yuan, who was standing on the stage with a slight smile on his face.

Bright and shining.

Live like a summer flower.

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ps: I was afraid that the comments would affect my thoughts, so I wanted to post this plot coherently, so I dragged it on for so many days. Sure enough, this behavior is not very online, and I feel ashamed of those friends who invested in it, because they didn't know that Dianniang had a rule that continuous non-updates would cut off investment. Fortunately, this plot is finally finished. After so many days of holding back, I feel that I have done my best to be a thief like Chu Kuang. Please give me a monthly ticket.