The promotional slogan was exaggerated, and the cover even had a beautiful girl with exposed long legs to attract wolves. "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One" was in line with Deng Chi's perception of a bad movie, so Deng Chi had no intention of watching it.
But after the movie started, Deng Chi did not exit immediately.
How does the old saying go
Now that we are here...
I have to finish the sex I have arranged with tears in my eyes...
If you click on a movie yourself, you won’t go wrong if you watch it for a while, right
While Deng Chi was daydreaming, the plot had already unfolded.
The protagonist of this movie is Tang Bohu, who is a master of both poetry and painting, has a huge fortune, and is also the leader of the four great talents in Jiangnan.
Deng Chi knew that the Sucheng in Qinzhou was called Suzhou in ancient times, and the area south of Qinzhou was called Jiangnan.
But that's not the point.
The point is the beginning of this movie.
Tang Bohu took out his brush in style...
Deng Chi thought that the protagonist was going to start creating, writing or drawing something, but he turned out to be grilling chicken wings
It turns out that the brush is dipped not in ink, but in soy sauce
What's the mindset of this screenwriter
It's pretty damn interesting.
Immediately afterwards, Zhu Zhishan came on stage.
The movie simply and crudely introduces Zhu Zhishan's identity through dialogue. He is one of the four great talents in Jiangnan and a good friend of Tang Bohu.
This is also not the point.
The point is that this Zhu Zhishan doesn't look like a talented man at all, and is even more unreliable than Tang Bohu using a brush to roast chicken wings.
He turned out to be a gambler who often lost everything he had, and then asked Tang Bohu to draw pictures for him and sell them for money...
Although the dialogue is simple and crude, there are many small jokes interspersed.
Next, Tang Bohu was finally going to paint.
However, what shocked Deng Chi was that Tang Bohu actually used Zhu Zhishan's body to paint...
Bang bang bang.
Boom boom boom.
After all these operations, Tang Bohu really painted a beautiful ink painting!
Is it an exaggeration
Very exaggerated!
Is this bullshit
Absolutely bullshit!
The screenwriter has a really unique imagination.
But for some reason, Deng Chi felt that it was even more interesting, although he didn't laugh—
As a person with a high sense of humor, it is already a high standard for Deng Chi to give a "funny" evaluation to a movie.
This time, Deng Chi was in no hurry to withdraw.
This movie successfully aroused his interest.
at the same time.
Deng Chi saw a series of comments appearing above the movie. Compared to someone like Deng Chi who had a very high sense of humor, these comments were too hilarious:
“Fuck!”
“I am dying of laughter!”
“Hahahahahaha, this guy’s lifeblood drew a little bug in the eagle’s mouth…”
"Are you the eagle or the worm in the eagle's mouth?"
"I don't carry a hook anyway."
"… "
Deng Chi did not block the barrage.
Although he himself has a high sense of humour, he would also feel good when he sees those silly netizens in the barrage happy.
Maybe it’s because happiness is contagious
The story continues.
It turns out that Tang Bohu actually had eight wives.
But the style of these eight wives is not quite right.
They were addicted to playing mahjong, and they made a chicken out of the bird Tang Bohu drew, and used Tang Bohu's poetry collection as a cushion on the table...
Tang Bohu forced a smile.
His mother couldn't understand: "You are young and promising now, with a successful career, a lot of money, and many wives and concubines. You should be the happiest person in the world. Why do you have a long face all day long?"
Seeing this, Deng Chi suddenly felt like he was hit.
Tang Bohu, looks like me!
There are also people who often don’t understand Deng Chi, saying that Deng Chi is handsome and rich, and his girlfriends are all prettier than the last, so why does he still suffer from depression…
At this moment, Deng Chi felt that he understood Tang Bohu very well.
Unfortunately, this sad mood did not spread, and was diluted by the next scene. Tang Bohu's eight wives...
Hanged himself
Tang Bohu exclaimed: "Eight people hanging together, what a spectacular sight!"
For the first time, Deng Chi felt the urge to laugh.
Your eight wives hanged themselves, and you just think it's spectacular
He was once again impressed by the protagonist's train of thought, or more precisely, by the screenwriter's train of thought...
The style of this movie always goes astray inadvertently.
Every time the style of painting deviates, it creates a strong sense of interest.
Deng Chi has watched so many comedies, and "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One" is the most unconventional!
What is even more unconventional is that King Ning sent someone to invite Tang Bohu to be his advisor, but Tang Bohu was happily eating chicken wings while pretending to be sick.
Faced with doubts, Tang Bohu calmly sang: "Because... I like to eat braised chicken wings..."
The other person sang along: "But your mother said you're going to heaven soon..."
My mother continued to sing: "You should eat as much as you can when you are about to ascend to heaven. If you don't eat now, you will never have the chance to eat in the future..."
ha
What the hell
The corner of Deng Chi's mouth twitched, and he felt that he was completely impressed.
Can we still play like this
Are you guys still singing
We agreed to rebel, can you be serious
Even weirder is...
The singing is quite rhythmic
Deng Chi felt like he could no longer hold it in.
When the doctor took Tang Bohu's pulse and Tang Bohu turned the pulse into music, Deng Chi's mouth twitched even more violently.
The comments were already very happy:
"Oh my god, is this so fun?"
"I laughed so hard!"
"I believe this is Xianyu's movie, the songs in it are so powerful!"
"Please give me the original song!"
"What kind of magical movie is this?"
"The screenwriter must not be from the blue planet. Only aliens have such a train of thought!"
"… "
This movie is not rigorous at all, and its logic cannot stand up to scrutiny, but the strange thing is that no one thinks there is anything wrong with it, instead they just think it is fun.
Prank!
Brutal!
This style of painting runs through the following plot.
Four talented people went out for a trip, and took off their clothes when they disagreed...
There is also a look back like a flower, and a classic cross-dressing scene of picking one's nose...
The barrage of comments has reached a peak. Judging from the number, it seems that each wave is more than the last, and the humor is also more intense than the last.
The plot enters the main line.
In order to sneak into the palace and get close to Qiuxiang, Tang Bohu compares his misery with passers-by.
Tang Bohu hired someone to pretend to be dead and sold himself to bury his father.
A passerby actually pushed a dead family of seven over here, and the other party’s dog died with a whimper...
"puff!"
Deng Chi couldn't help laughing out loud.
When Tang Bohu pinched the cockroach, shouted "Xiao Qiang" and cried loudly, Deng Chi could no longer stop laughing.
In the end, a passerby, in order to show how miserable he was, actually hit himself to death with a stick. Deng Chi laughed so hard that his stomach hurt!
At this moment, he is no different from the stupid netizens in the barrage...
"God damn it, Xiaoqiang!"
"The dog is actually dead, hahahaha, I can’t take it anymore, I’m dying of laughter!"
"Is the Miserability Competition still okay?"
"This guy actually knocked himself to death..."
“Too hard, too hard!”
"Friendly reminder, don't eat or drink water while watching this movie! Don't ask me how I know!"
"Damn it, why didn't you tell me earlier! I was just drinking water and now I'm choking!"
"I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, I burst out laughing!"
"… "
It took Deng Chi a long time to stop laughing.
For people who have never watched nonsensical movies, once their brain waves match, the effect of "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One" is terrifying!
Deng Chi almost forgot when was the last time he laughed heartily.
Of course, not all comments are praising.
Some comments also said:
"What the hell?"
“It’s a mess.”
“I don’t understand it at all.”
“This movie has no substance at all.”
"… "
Deng Chi automatically filtered out these comments.
There are argumentative people everywhere.
Looking for connotation in a comedy, did you go to the wrong set
And you've been watching it for so long, but you still don't understand the style of this movie
Anyway, most people couldn't stop laughing when they saw this.
Amid the laughter of countless audiences, Tang Bohu entered Washington.
At this point the plot has been connected.
Mrs. Hua has a grudge against the Tang family, so she hates Tang Bohu very much...
Qiuxiang, whom Tang Bohu had been thinking about, actually had a crush on the great talent Tang Bohu and even recited Tang Bohu's poem:
"There is a Peach Blossom Temple in Peach Blossom Valley, and under the Peach Blossom Temple is the Peach Blossom Fairy. The Peach Blossom Fairy plants peach trees and picks peach blossoms to exchange for money to make wine."
Seeing this, Deng Chi's laughter suddenly subsided, and a strange look flashed across his expression.
Was this poem written by the screenwriter
No matter how spoof the previous plot is, or how magical the screenwriter's brain circuit is, it is impossible to ignore the level of this poem.
Anyone with a little literary literacy can understand the artistic conception of this poem!
This screenwriter has something!
There were many people who had similar feelings to Deng Chi, and the comments were obviously shocked:
“This poem is of a very high standard!”
"I checked and it was originally written by the screenwriter."
"Your hands are very fast. How many years have you been single?"
"The screenwriter is Xianyu... I am so impressed, Xianyu's writing is so amazing, this poem is absolutely amazing!"
“No wonder Xianyu’s lyrics are so good!”
"Why do I feel that Xianyu is a bit like Tang Bohu?"
"You know what, it's true... His lyrics and music are all great... But the scripts he wrote are ridiculous and funny, a bit like Tang Bohu's playful style..."
"… "
The audience was more or less shocked.
But this is not the end, because Tang Bohu himself actually continued a few lines, which seemed to be the same poem as Qiuxiang's:
"People laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others for not seeing through me. I don't see the tombs of the heroes in Wuling, I don't have flowers or wine, I just hoe the fields."
Wow!
Exploded!
If everyone just felt surprised and unexpected when hearing the poems recited by Qiuxiang, then when these lines of poetry came out, many viewers were already stunned and shocked!
"Again?"
“This poem is amazing!”
"The screenwriter is really a god!"
"Is it the same piece that Qiuxiang recited?"
"Stop right there, those of you who said this movie is meaningless! Are these lines of poetry meaningful enough to show you?"
“I thought it was just a comedy movie... Now I know how talented the screenwriter is!”
"It's confirmed! Tang Bohu is Xianyu, and Xianyu is Tang Bohu!"
"… "
At this time, Deng Chi's eyes were as big as eggs!
He couldn't help but breathe faster...
People laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for not seeing through it
At the beginning, Tang Bohu's experience only made Deng Chi feel a little empathy, but these lines of poetry were like a sharp knife that pierced directly into Deng Chi's heart!
He felt that all his emotions were vividly expressed in this poem!
funny
If you really think that screenwriters can only be funny, then that’s what’s really funny!
This screenwriter hid it too deeply!
His literary attainments and the level of his poetry directly brought the movie to a higher level!
"Envy the fish?"
Many comments are saying that the screenwriter is Xianyu.
Deng Chi didn't pay much attention to it at first, he just felt it sounded familiar, but now he suddenly remembered...
Xianyu seems to be a composer
The screenwriter of this movie is Xianyu
This person is so awesome!
At this moment, Deng Chi actually felt a little admiration for Xianyu. Without flowers or wine, he could only till the fields. What a realm this was...
Don’t say Qiuxiang worships Tang Bohu!
Deng Chi felt like he was about to become a die-hard fan of Tang Bohu!
At this time…
The movie isn’t over yet!