Funny, and it continues.
Because of a collection of Tang Yin's poems and Mrs. Hua's anger, Tang Bohu had to continue hiding his identity and being Hua An.
When Tang Bohu's self-deprecating rap began, the comments were already quite dense:
"You are no longer a human being!"
"I scolded myself!"
"Pfft, can you get something from the mortal world?"
"Look at Madam Hua and the others, they are weird!"
"These women can have orgasms just by listening to music?"
"Who knew that Tang Bohu... No, he's too evil!"
"Xianyu is indeed a master composer. The music in this movie, apart from the spoof elements, is really nice!"
"My stomach cramped from laughing so hard!"
"… "
Knocking on bowls, small stools, and pillars, Tang Bohu can compose music from everything, which is a thorough implementation of his own evaluation:
He was a master of both poetry and painting, and was also good at music.
In other movies, this setting is really just a setting, but in this movie, everything is extremely convincing!
Poems by Tang Bohu.
The music of Tang Bohu.
They are undoubtedly of high level!
He is worthy of the title of the first of the four great talents of Jiangnan!
The movie is a series of connected lines, and unnecessary characters are unnecessary.
When the story takes another turn, Zhu Zhishan appears.
He pretended to be Tang Bohu, but was captured and taken to Hua Mansion. At that time, Prince Ning, who was about to rebel, came to cause trouble for Grand Tutor Hua.
Therefore.
When Zhu Zhishan pretended to be Tang Bohu and started a brief romance with Sister Pomegranate, and then seriously drew a picture of a chicken pecking at rice in front of everyone, even people with a high sense of humor would burst out laughing!
This is a famous scene from "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One - Pandora's Box".
It became a famous scene because it is a classic.
"The Phoenix Secret Diagram is awesome!"
"Zhenhu, please come out soon, hahahahaha."
"I wish Brother Zhishan to go find your sister Shiliu quickly."
"Pfft, Sister Pomegranate..."
“Who can stand this!”
"Sister Pomegranate, the peerless beauty!"
"… "
Deng Chi also started to have a stomachache.
Yes, I was laughing.
It seems like there are new jokes popping up every second in this movie, making people laugh uncontrollably.
What
depression
At least at this moment, Deng Chi had completely forgotten about this. He held his stomach and laughed so hard that tears almost came out.
In fact.
As the plot of the movie develops to this point, famous scenes have come one after another.
at this time.
King Ning sent out his advisors, who came up with the first line of the couplet: "There are three teachers in one village and two villages who don't know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Principles. Yet they dare to teach seven, eight and nine students. How bold!"
When this couplet came out, not only Master Hua was stunned, but the audience was also stunned!
There is no doubt that this couplet is difficult.
As the audience was expecting, the real Tang Bohu appeared, and he directly added: "Nine out of ten poor families can only scrape together eight taels, seven cents, six cents, five cents and four cents, yet they are still indecisive and despicable!"
"wrong."
The staff officer sneered.
Deng Chi frowned.
Tang Bohu's couplet is interesting, but not neat and realistic. But this is a movie, so maybe there's no need to be too serious about it...
"Just kidding."
Tang Bohu said casually: "Ten temples, nine monks, eight scrolls, strictly abide by the seven precepts, six ways, and five laws, but unfortunately there are no four, three, and two disciples, so I am at a loss."
Deng Chi’s eyes lit up!
This is indeed correct!
There's more to it than just this.
It seems that in order to make Tang Bohu's outstanding literary talent more convincing, the following couplets, each of which is high energy in front -
"In the picture, the dragon doesn't roar, the tiger doesn't roar, the little servant boy is ridiculous!"
"The chariot has no wheels and the horse has no reins on the chessboard. General, be careful!"
"Everywhere is harmonious and harmonious!"
"Rain rain wind flower flowers leaves year after year dusk morning!!"
"Ten of us are thinking about our king, our country and our society."
"Eight eyes appreciate together, appreciate the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance~"
"you… "
"It's just a joke. I'm grateful for your help. Thank God and the king."
He is good at making jokes, but he can come up with them easily...
The parallelism is not neat, just a joke...
Although we cannot say that these couplets are the best of all time, at least we can see that they are of extremely high value!
More than just funny!
At the same time, it gives people a refreshing and satisfying feeling!
The style of this movie is that it never lasts exactly three seconds. After the audience feels satisfied, laughter follows, and then the staff officer suddenly falls to the ground and spits out blood...
"The legendary three liters of vomited blood?"
"This couplet is really exciting!"
"I can't match any of these pairs?"
"I wrote poems in front and played couplets here, Xianyu, please accept my knees!"
"Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch a movie..."
"This movie is simply a one-man show for Xianyu!"
"After the music, they showed poetry. After the poetry, they showed couplets. I can only say that I envy them..."
"I'm crying because of the show!"
"Xianyu, please write more poems in the future!"
"I'm sorry I don't have any substance, I was just laughing."
"Me too, laughing like a goose!"
"That's nothing, I can laugh like a pig!"
"… "
From funny, to surprising, to shocking, the comments are already densely packed at this moment. I'm afraid that even the audience who usually don't like to interact are blown away by these famous scenes!
Without an audience, I can still remain calm...
It’s not that this movie will please all audiences, but because those who don’t like this movie have all left at this point, and the audience who have seen this are truly attracted by this movie!
Just at this moment.
A comment that made many people's hearts tremble floated out from the corner: "I'll tell you a ghost story, look at the progress bar."
"… "
Deng Chi happened to see this comment, and he felt that his depression was about to set in:
"Hold on to the progress bar!"
This movie... is about to end!
Other viewers besides Deng Chi also noticed that the progress bar couldn't hold up, and there were endless comments encouraging the progress bar to hold on...
Seeing prey makes one happy!
This movie is full of high energy throughout, and when encountering a movie like this, many viewers are reluctant to see it end.
But all good things must come to an end.
As Prince Ning retreated, Tang Bohu had a wonderful fight scene with the fatal scholar, and he finally won the beauty.
Of course.
During this process, the jokes did not diminish with the end of the movie, and many interesting gags continued to appear.
For example, something like “Give me back my pretty fist”…
For example, after the battle between Madam Hua and the Fatal Scholar, they actually exchanged clothes...
For example, Tang Bohu completed a painting of "Spring Trees and Autumn Frost" in a short time, and even said something nonsense about the south wind and the humid weather...
For example, when Tang Bohu was reciting a poem when he ordered Qiuxiang, Shi Liujie was in a hurry to pee and couldn't help but step forward...
The appearance of these jokes almost made Deng Chi forget about the progress bar.
Therefore, when the movie ended with Qiuxiang dragging Tang Bohu to play Pai Gow, Deng Chi suddenly felt a sense of loss.
it's over
It’s over
At this time, the advantages of the Internet should be brought into play.
Deng Chi opened the movie again without hesitation.
The on-demand feature of online movies is that you only have to pay five bucks to watch it once. Do you want to watch it again
That will continue to cost money.
It's just like a movie in theaters.
You pay for watching a movie once, and it doesn’t get free the second time just because you’ve watched it once.
But Deng Chi definitely doesn't care about the money. He just watched this movie for fun the first time, and he can appreciate it the second time...
Replay!
As a result, Deng Chi saw many comments at the beginning of the movie that were the same as his own, floating over in rows:
"Second brush."
"Same two brushes."
"Go back and look at it again."
“Hahahaha, watch this movie again and again, this movie is so funny that it will kill me!”
"You bastard, you're watching a new movie twice?"
"It's so damn good, I can't help but watch it again."
"I was in a bad mood, but after watching this movie, all my worries disappeared."
"… "
At this time, new audiences, seeing so many comments of "second watch", all wondered if they had walked into the wrong set.
Why do so many comments about a newly released movie come from people watching it twice
exist
Hiring the navy
Can you take me with you