As the saying goes, "Once you meet Yang Guo, your life will be ruined."
This is the original title from The Return of the Condor Heroes.
These seven short words express the regrets of several girls in The Legend of the Condor Heroes.
As of the publication of this book review, the trend of public opinion reversal has been unstoppable, and Yi An's comments section is extremely heated:
“Yang Guo’s damn charm!”
"The old thief Chu Kuang didn't forget to use Guo Xiang's unrequited love to torture us severely in the end!"
“I really like Yi An’s summary of Guo Xiang at the end: You were born before I was born, and I was born when you were old!”
“I was born at the wrong time.”
"How many regrets in the world does this sentence reveal?"
"This is why I like to ask Yi An to comment on my work. He can easily come up with all kinds of touching sentences. The sentence "I hope you will be a young man when you return after half your life away" is classic enough. This sentence "You were not yet born when I was born, and you were old when I was born" is even more amazing!"
"After reading this review, I feel even more sorry for Guo Xiang!"
"Let me make a guess that is not very respectful to Xiao Long Nu. If Guo Xiang was replaced by Guo Fu, then the Condor Heroes might be Yang Guo and Guo Xiang. When Yang Guo jumped off the cliff in the later part of the novel, Guo Xiang jumped with him. This is the evidence. That's why even Yi An said with emotion that you were not born yet I was born, and I was born when you were old. In the final analysis, it was because Guo Xiang appeared at the wrong time. When he met Yang Guo, the other party was already full of Long Er."
Of course, there is no sentence like "You were born when I was not yet born" in Lin Yanni's original book review.
Including the summary in the previous comment "still a young man after returning" was also Lin Yuan's own words.
now.
The popularity of the second book review is no less than the previous one!
Even some media quoted Yi An's two book reviews!
Just like the phrase “still a young man when he returns”, this book review made a phrase popular!
It is this sentence "When you were born, I was not yet born; when I was born, you were already old" that resonated with countless readers!
For some literary young people, this sentence can be regarded as a killer weapon, which is enough to make their heartache for Guo Xiang rise to a higher level in their imagination!
Of course Guo Xiang was angry.
There is an author named Cheng Lingsu on Earth who wrote an article titled "To Guo Xiang":
When I passed by the mountains, the mountains did not speak; when I passed by the sea, the sea did not speak;
The donkey I was riding made a ticking sound with every step, and the sword I was carrying was hoarse.
Everyone said that I settled down in Emei Mountain because I loved the hero Yang Guo and couldn’t find him; in fact, I just like the fog in Emei Mountain, like the fireworks that bloomed when I was sixteen years old...
The charm of Guo Xiang is evident from this!
Lin Yuan considered writing this article when he had the chance in the future.
And when things develop to this point, all subsequent turns become logical!
The day after the protest ended, which was also the three-day period agreed upon by Lin Yuan and Jin Mu, the sales and popularity of The Return of the Condor Heroes suddenly soared, and the reputation of this book turned around against the trend!
Things to know:
After the Dragon Girl Gate incident broke out, the sales of The Return of the Condor Heroes were almost cut in half, which scared all the major bookstores out of their wits, thinking that they had really been cheated this time!
The reputation of this book also hit rock bottom.
Along with all kinds of abuses against Chu Kuang by readers, the rating given by Star Network to The Return of the Condor Heroes before was so low that it didn’t seem like it was written by Chu Kuang!
Everything is getting better now.
The doors of major bookstores were once again crowded with readers coming to buy "The Return of the Condor Heroes" in an endless stream!
Even more amazing is:
The Dragon Girl Gate incident clearly had a very bad impact on "The Return of the Condor Heroes". However, now that people are looking back, they find that this incident has instead created an effect similar to perfect hype!
Countless topics have aroused more people's curiosity about this book!
Some conspiracy theorists even suspect that this incident itself is just a hype!
Perhaps in the future, there will be gossip like this: "In order to make the sales of The Return of the Condor Heroes surpass that of The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Chu Kuang did not hesitate to write about Xiao Longnu losing her virginity in order to achieve the purpose of hype."
And there are more conspiracy theories about The Return of the Condor Heroes.
An even more outrageous way of expressing it is that some people say that the Xiaolongnu that Yang Guo met sixteen years later was no longer Xiaolongnu, but the daughter of Xiaolongnu and Zhen Zhibing
Compare this.
Some people say that Yang Guo was actually attracted to Guo Xiang, and even female characters like Lu Wushuang and Gongsun Lue'e. This is not a rare statement.
In short, The Condor Heroes is a big hit!
This is probably the first time that a novel has experienced two big hits!
Because the fire went out for a day and then burned even more fiercely!
More and more readers who had previously given up on the book because of the Dragon Girl Sect have finished reading The Return of the Condor Heroes!
…
On the tribe.
Netizens continue to discuss:
"I didn't expect that Ouyang Feng and Hong Qigong would die together. The big ship in The Legend of the Condor Heroes might have foreshadowed this scene. However, because of the incident with the Dragon Girl, when I read this passage, I didn't feel it was too sad. I just felt sad."
"The main thing is that this plot is not cruel."
"It is a very meaningful thing that two legendary figures who have fought for their entire lives can finally laugh it off and forget their grudges. It is even more touching that Ouyang Feng regained his sanity before his death. I can no longer hate this number one villain in The Legend of the Condor Heroes."
"Damn it! This old thief got away with it again!"
"I will never let this old thief write without restraint again. I even left a message in his comment section before, asking him not to succumb to readers and the market. But he ended up doing this!"
"My liking for the Divine Condor and my scolding of the old thief do not conflict with that!"
"From Baguio to Poirot, and from Sherlock Holmes to The Condor Heroes, it's often said that things never happen more than three times. As a result, this old thief has caused four reader riots, and the scale and lethality are getting more exaggerated each time!"
at the same time.
On the blog.
There are also a lot of netizens discussing:
"Damn old thief, even though he was persuaded by Yi An and Professor Wang, he still felt unwilling to give in!"
"Now thinking back on it, I feel furious. I don't know how other people accepted this plot. Even without this plot, I would still like The Return of the Condor Heroes!"
"Isn't it said that the sky is imperfect and the earth is incomplete?"
"Why doesn't that old thief give himself a handicap?"
“You’re going too far—Tian Can refers to Yang Guo’s broken arm. Chu Kuang has to keep his hand to write books for us, so a broken leg is no problem.”
"Hahahaha, that's cruel enough. I like it!"
And in the midst of the readers’ heated discussions, someone on the blog suddenly said, “Look, the blog is doing something again, the Blade List is back!”
When netizens took a look, they found it was true!
The blog has brought up the razor blade sending activity again!
Chu Kuang’s option is in the first place, and the number of blades is already far ahead!
Netizens got excited:
"Brothers, hurry up, move the blades. Let this old thief know that we forgive him this time, but if he dares to play this trick again, these blades will be hanging over his head!"
Swish, swish, swish!
Although it is fake and has no substantive significance, netizens' enthusiasm for sending razor blades is unprecedentedly high!
Thirty million!
Fifty million!
One hundred million!
One hundred and twenty million!
Not long after the event started, the number of blades Chu Kuang received exceeded 100 million, and the number is still rising wildly. God knows how many hundreds of millions of blades Chu Kuang will receive in the end!
Suddenly.
The tribe's users were not happy:
"This tribe is getting more and more boring. Chu Kuang is on a blog, and bloggers can organize activities to send razor blades. I want to send him razor blades, but there is no way!"
"It's easy. Just apply for a blog account."
"I've already applied. I'll just play with the blog from now on. This old thief hangs out on the blog. I can go over there and scold him conveniently. I can just scold him when I'm in a bad mood from now on!"
"Brothers upstairs, shake hands. I always do this."
“Hahahahahaha, let’s go, let’s go to the blog and send razor blades!”
"I am dying of laughter. The event has only been open for three hours, and Chu Kuang has already received 230 million blades. How many resentful readers must have gathered here? The second place winner, Yi An, was left far behind!"
"It's obvious that everyone is using this method to disgust the old thief."
"We must disgust him severely. He has disgusted us so many times, but we have never seen such a cruel and insane writer!"
“I also invested a lot, and used my sister’s account!”
No one expected that this activity, which sounded boring, would actually cause a large number of users from the tribe to run to the blog. No one knew how much resentment these readers had towards Chu Kuang.
soon.
The tribal traffic has dropped!
Upon hearing the news, the tribal leaders were dumbfounded!
They never expected that a small blog activity could have such a huge impact on their tribe’s daily traffic!
What the hell
You guys are all so boring!
It seems as if Chu Kuang can really receive these blades!
The Internet is virtual!
Grass!
If they were not worried about being sued by Chu Kuang, they would have wanted to organize a similar event.
One of the senior executives shouted angrily: "I'm going to send him razor blades, too!"
At this time, another senior executive nearby said quietly: "First, you need to have a blog account."
…
And in the midst of the vigorous activity of sending razor blades.
The total amount of blades received by Chu Kuang exceeded 500 million at 7 o'clock that evening, while Yi An, who ranked second, only received 20 million!
At this time.
The blogger suddenly did something outrageous again.
They actually published the situation of sending razor blades in each continent!
From the situation of sending razor blades in various continents, it can be seen that Zhaozhou has the largest number of razor blades sent, and it can be said that it is far ahead!
This moment.
Netizens from Qin, Qi, Chu, Yan and Han were laughing like crazy. They seemed to be able to feel the Zhao people’s gnashing of teeth towards the old thief through the screen!
"Is Brother Zhaozhou still arrogant?"
"Now you understand how hateful Chu Kuang is, right?"
"Didn't you say that Zhaozhou doesn't allow such an awesome writer to exist?"
"I remember a Zhao person left a message saying: I have never seen such an arrogant person in my life."
"Hahaha!"
"You'll see it today!"
"Chu Kuang's ability to slap readers in the face is no less than his ability to write books. This old thief has taught Zhao Zhou a lesson."
The matter is over, there is no more unity and fraternity.
Netizens from Qin, Qi, Chu, Yan and Han started making fun of people from Zhao again.
Depend on!
Zhao Zhou netizens responded angrily:
"Sending the razor blades shows that we hate him. Maybe you still support him, but few people in Zhaozhou buy his books anymore!"
"that is!"
"Who wants to buy his crappy book?"
"Let The Return of the Condor Heroes remain unsold in Zhaozhou!"
"Anyway, I didn't buy it, and no one around me bought it either. Those who bought it tore up the paper. From now on, I will resolutely boycott this writer. Only readers of Qin, Qi, Chu, Yan, and Han treat him as a treasure."
"We Zhao people are all tough!"
"Zhao Zhou never tolerates this kind of author. No one can write NTR and still get away with it. Even using a pseudonym is useless!"
However.
Just at this moment.
Suddenly, some media investigated the sales data of "The Return of the Condor Heroes" in various continents.
In the sales data released by the media, it can be clearly seen that the best-selling region of the book "The Return of the Condor Heroes" is -
Zhao Zhou!
Zhaozhou netizen: “???”